Ступербоул

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на первые всемирные межгородские игры

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и ответил...

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Да!

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Отличные новости!

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Он мёртв? Это плохие новости, его жизнь нельзя обесценивать.

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Но брось его в кучу согласных. Да!

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Так сколько городов приедет?

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- Четыре.

- Прекрасно!

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Игры состоятся!

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Тебе не нужно уносить людей, сын.

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- Для этого есть люди.

- Я тащу его в лабораторию.

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Я в последнее время увлёкся трупами.

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Как учёный.

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Где считается наукой изучать мёртвых людей, в Египте?

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Они чего только не придумают.

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Ты любишь убивать людей!

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Да, а после я не трогаю их, как нормальный человек.

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Я буду делать что хочу, и никто меня не остановит!

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Слуга, помоги не дать меня остановить!

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Здорово, что к нам приедут гости из других городов.

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Это готовый рецепт для оргии, я же вижу.

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Ты во всём видишь рецепт для оргии.

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- Это простой рецепт.

- Докажи.

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Можете не быть мерзкими, пока я ем?

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Мне нужны силы, чтобы вырывать позвоночники на играх.

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Это не такие игры, КолОсса.

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Все позвоночники останутся на своих местах.

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Тогда что считать, чтобы узнать, кто победил?

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Смысл в том, чтобы показать, что города могут мирно существовать.

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Ясно, без меня.

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Колосса, слушайся своего брата.

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Эти игры - отличная идея.

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Не ожидал от тебя поддержки, мама.

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Они заслужили название "ДелирИйские игры".

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И какое-нибудь знамя. Просто как вариант.

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Теперь мне всё ясно.

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Раз уж они названы в мою честь,

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мне придётся появиться на церемонии закрытия.

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А там не обойтись без песни. Песне нужна хореография.

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Думаю, я спущусь с неба на гигантских золотых качелях?

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Мои руки связаны.

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Тебе обязательно брать контроль над всем, что я делаю?

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Я много над чем могу взять контроль.

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К примеру, погода.

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Надеюсь, не случится торнадо... из скорпионов.

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"Делирийские игры", ладно.

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Я порабощу танцовщиц!

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Вот и он! Добро пожаловать на игры, сосед!

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Я пришёл, чтобы тебя не убили.

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Ты знаешь, кого пригласил в город?

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ЗИку Жестокого? ПапатОниса Уничтожителя?

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Эти титулы не следует воспринимать буквально.

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Возможно, Зика жестоко честен.

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Возможно, Папатонис уничтожил нищету.

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Петра, Откусывающая пенисы?

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Возможно, это фамилия ее мужа?

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Короче, не забывай: мы с тобой были врагами,

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потом я пригласил тебя, и вот мы друзья.

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- Тоже верно. Могу я тебя попросить как друг?

- О чём угодно.

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При остальных делай вид, что мы незнакомы.

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Если нападут все сразу, я не хочу, чтобы меня отпинали.

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Эй! Какие люди!

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Вы видели, как плохо защищены стены у этого додика?

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Извини.

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Приветствую. Я Тиран, хозяин.

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Я Папатонис.

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Пожмём руки. Упс.

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Вместо этого я поправлю волосы.

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- Я это сам придумал.

- Не обращай внимания.

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Я Зика. Рад знакомству.

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- Взаимно.

- Шучу.

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С чего мне радоваться знакомствам?

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- Мир беспощаден и глуп.

- Согласен.

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Но я верю, что мы изменим это вместе. Выпьем?

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Хорошая попытка.

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Мы знаем, что такое яд.

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Ла-адно.

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Еще раз щёлкнешь хлыстом рядом с моим сыном - и я выверну твое лицо наизнанку.

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Что сделает его только лучше.

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Э, ты живёшь с матерью?

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Она живёт со мной.

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Слушайте, я организовал на арене роскошную ложу,

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откуда мы вместе будем смотреть игры.

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А пока чувствуйте себя как дома.

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Мы не знакомы. Я Задоубивец.

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Прости меня.

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Мама, не выставляй меня ребёнком перед другими царями.

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Я собираюсь предложить им свою тему.

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Ну, свою большую тему. Первую в мире империю.

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Централизованную сеть из множества городов и взаимовыгодный альянс.

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Лучше просто поотжимайся.

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Ты меня не понимаешь!

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Главное не дай себя убить до моего выступления.

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Ладно, неудачники!

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На этот раз постарайтесь. И пять, шесть, семь, восемь!

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Нет, стоп, стоп. Почему вы так плохи?

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Нам никто не покажет движения?

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А надо? Ладно, признаюсь, я впервые ставлю хореографию.

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Вот чего я хочу.

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Пять, шесть, семь, восемь.

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Так, будто вы этого хотите.

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Так, будто вы управляете своими телами.

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Разве не здорово отдохнуть от тёмной полной трупов лаборатории

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и выйти наружу, увидеть солнце, повеселиться с людьми?

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Я и так веселюсь с людьми.

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Я про живых людей.

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Сын, как чудовища,

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мы должны преподносить себя с осторожностью.

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Плохие чудовища убивают людей, хорошие - занимаются с ними сексом.

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Поверь мне, я-то знаю, что к чему.

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Папа, моя внешняя мембрана - репродуктивное желе.

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По факту я постоянно занимаюсь сексом.

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И то, что я не похож на тебя, не делает меня плохим чудовищем.

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Человека убили!

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О, свежак! Большая редкость.

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Погнали!

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Боже, кто это сделал? Что за варварство.

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Он даже не съел ни кусочка.

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Конечно нет. Ему было слишком весело.

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Поэтому он не остановился.

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Я заберу тело в лабораторию.

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Сын, нет, люди смотрят.

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Да, они смотрят, как я изобретаю криминалистику.

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Чтобы поймать убийцу, я должен залезть в его голову,

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просунув пальцы сквозь кишки жертвы.

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- Поддержи меня!

- Ладно.

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Мы с сыном забираем это тело.

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Но мы хорошие чудовища.

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Нами движут сексуальные побуждения.

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Отлично выкрутился, па.

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Как видите, мы меняем оливки на кожу,

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кожу на пряности, пряности на скот.

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Скот доим, а молоко меняем на, погодите-погодите, оливки!

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И Крапополис станет городом, с которого всё началось.

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Выглядит запутанно, но эй, вы платите мне, чтобы я вас подбадривал.

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И ты справляешься на отлично.

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Жаль, я плачу тебе не за то, чтобы ты понимал сарказм, а?

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Люди отовсюду собрались на это посмотреть, что бы это ни было.

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Наверно это потому что наши жизни состоят из работы, страданий и смертей,

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но лично я рад здесь находиться!

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Мужики, вы всё время будете так разговаривать?

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Не понимаю, о чём ты. Мы всегда так разговариваем.

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А вот и атлеты!

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Игроки из каждого города берут камни.

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Игроки, кладите!

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Мир. Мир. Мир. Мир. Мир. Мир.

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Какой идиот решил, что складывание кучи камней считается игрой?

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Мой идиотский брат, вот какой.

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Похоже, он реально идиот.

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Но тебе нельзя про него такое говорить, только мне можно.

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Клади свой камень, мускулистый мужичок.

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Сама ты клади камень!

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- Какая-то проверка камней.

- Становится интересно.

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Эй, смотрите.

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Я не знала, что на этих играх будет насилие.

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Официальное вино Делирийских игр!

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Коллекционные кубки!

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Наслаждаешься своими играми?

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Я всего лишь продавец вина.

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Тебе нечего стыдиться, Делирия.

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Афина как-то раз притворялась быком на жертвоприношении в свою честь.

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Ха, неудачница!

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Я заскочил сказать, что твое мероприятие привлекло важных персон.

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За мои плечом сапсан, не смотри.

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Сокол, сидящий на... Не смотри!

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- Это Афродита, детка.

- Ты шутишь.

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Вот почему этот сапсан так горяч.

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А в переднем ряду - можешь посмотреть, он это любит, -

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племянник Посейдона, Бросейдон.

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Эй, показывайте крутоту!

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Он известен своей известностью.

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Его никто не любит, но он там, где жара, так что...

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Так что жара здесь! Потрясающе.

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Надеюсь, ты продолжишь в том же духе.

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Суперскорость!

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Эта игра превратилась из мирного, несколько разочаровывающего складывания камней

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в какую-то битву за сбор камней!

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Не похоже, что ваши царские друзья...

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Они придут.

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Наверно они просто заворожены мирным великолепием моих игр.

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Я бы не назвал то, что происходит, мирным.

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- Что?

- Да.

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Ваша сестра придумала, как сделать их более состязательными и агрессивными.

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Это, типа, ударно. Ну, не типа.

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Ударов там хватает.

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Она подрывает мир во всём мире.

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Она должна умереть!

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Крапополис завладел камнем!

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Да! Она вылезла из меня!

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О, мама. Ты должна остановить Колоссу.

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Остановить ее? Игры стали хитом, дорогой.

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Посмотри.

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Я не понимаю, что это.

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Разве не очевидно? Всем нравится смотреть, как твоя сестра выбивает мозги.

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И это всё моя заслуга, в некоторой степени.

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Смысл был не в этом.

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А в чём был смысл?

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Убедить других царей прислушаться ко мне насчёт мира между городами или вроде того.

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Так что я это пресеку.

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От кого ты унаследовал любовь к неудачам?

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- Помоги мне или не мешай.

- Я помогу.

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Ты поблагодаришь меня за эту помощь позже.

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Что еще нового ты можешь из этого узнать?

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Много чего. Я изобретаю кое-что новое.

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Это называется профилирование.

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Мы ищем умного, но сильного человека.

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Умелого мастера, одинокого, недовольного,

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работающего в помещении, необщительного.

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Он просто хочет любви...

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Но не признаётся в этом.

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Ага.

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Этими убийствами он говорит: Пошли вы все к чёрту.

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Вы считаете себя такими клёвыми, потому что целуетесь,

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шутите вместе и насмехаетесь за моей спиной?

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Но угадайте что, угадайте что?

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Вы будете не такими сексуальными,

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если я заставлю вас выглядеть так, как я себя чувствую!

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В общем, вот кого мы ищем. Что думаешь?

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Я думаю, убийца звучит как хороший парень,

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- которого просто не поняли.

- А я думаю, он отброс.

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- Не говори так.

- Мы должны его поймать!

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А может, его нужно поймать... в объятия.

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Да что с тобой?

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Думаю, я знаю, где убийца нападёт снова!

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Хорошо, это первый шаг к прекращению убийств.

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- Да, я знаю.

- Я знаю, что ты знаешь.

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Пожалуй, я займусь этим один.

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Почувствуйте энергию Крапополиса

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по мере того как Делирийские игры переходят к тому, что идёт после начала.

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Измерения времени пока не существует.

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И мы комментируем для вас игру,

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что стало возможным благодаря звуковым конусам Янни.

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Деревянные конусы, сделают вас громкими!

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Да вы издеваетесь.

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Умная защита.

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Чтобы получить камни, нужно потратить камни.

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Да, это игра камней.

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Колосса готовится к броску!

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Камень, Крапополис!

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Надо думать, царь Тиран сейчас ужасно гордится своей старшей сестрой.

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Эй, вы брат Колоссы?

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Нет, она моя сестра. Моя сестра!

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- Привет, сын. Я купил пожевать.

- Чего тебе, па?

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Хотел увидеть, как продвигается твое "дело".

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- Почему ты так это произнёс?

- Просто.

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Итак, исходя из твоего понимания убийцы,

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ты считаешь, что именно в этом месте...

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Я не думаю, что он убьёт здесь.

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Но я думаю, что очень скоро он себя раскроет.

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Хорошо, сын. Не спеши.

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А впрочем, нет. Здесь безопасно. Ты можешь это сказать.

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Я хотел устроить сюрприз.

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Не думаю, что это станет сюрпризом.

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Неужели? Ты знаешь, кто это?

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- Да, знаю.

- Скажи мне.

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Важно, чтобы ты сам это сказал.

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На счёт три. Раз, два...

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- Кузнец.

- Мой прекрасный сын!

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Стоп, чего? Зачем Тирану убивать людей?

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- Он же их царь.

- Мой другой сын.

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Разве Колосса парень?

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Я? Папа, какого чёрта?

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Это кузнец, бестолочь!

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Сын, тебе нечего стыдиться.

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- Я тебя поддерживаю.

- Как убийцу?

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Как кого угодно.

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Тогда поддержи меня как учёного, идущего по следу убийцы!

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Ну нет, это сумасшествие.

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Просто признай, что ты кошмарный упырь из глубин,

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и давай свалим из города.

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- Ты самый худший отец.

- А ты отличный убийца.

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Я люблю тебя! Не попадись!

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Колосса! Колосса! Колосса!

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Извините, пропустите.

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Извини, но мы собираемся все вставать по очереди, чтобы типа как пустить волну.

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Это наделит смыслом пребывание в толпе на этих играх.

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Ты знаешь, кто я?

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Да хоть сам царь Крапополиса, мне плевать!

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Я и есть царь Крапополиса!

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Какая превосходная иллюстрация моего аргумента.

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Бросьте их, пожалуйста. Спасибо.

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Бросай камень.

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Колосса, хотя бы раз в жизни, прекрати меня саботировать!

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- Я никогда тебя не...

- Ты сейчас это делаешь!

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Брось камень.

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Привет. Всем спасибо.

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Я Тиран. Это мои игры.

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Однако возникла путаница.

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Они стали слишком агрессивными и слишком состязательными.

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Но у меня хорошая новость.

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Перед тем как это случилось, мы доказали нечто важное:

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что мы все можем мирно собраться и повеселиться.

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Поэтому я хотел бы пригласить своих товарищей царей

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в роскошную ложу для увлекательного разговора о будущем.

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Пока эти ребята продолжат играть по-хорошему.

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Что думаете?

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Бууунт!

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Ой-ёй.

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Малыш?

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Это не тайное убежище от бунтов.

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Ты никогда бы так не сказал, не будь это место тайным убежищем от бунтов.

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Это царский уголок для чтения.

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Письменности нет, а значит, нет и книг.

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Я жду их появления.

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Поэтому полки забиты едой, припасами и одной дозой яда.

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Козявочка моя, ты уже взрослый.

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Ты не можешь прятаться под одеяльцем.

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Почему ты делаешь вид, что в детстве у меня было ласковое прозвище?

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И одеяла у меня вообще не было.

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Потому что я воспитывала тебя сильным.

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Ты меня почти не воспитывала.

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Ладно, ты ходишь кругами, муся-пуся.

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В твой город вторглись, а ты сидишь здесь и дуешься.

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Я не дуюсь!

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Может, они заслужили вторжение.

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Ты это не всерьёз. Ты нужен Крапополису.

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Ты нужен маминому крутому заключительному номеру.

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Естественно, всё дело в тебе.

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- Ну да, и совсем не в тебе.

- А, да.

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Я убеждал себя, что устроил эти игры с благородной целью.

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Но по правде, я просто хотел доказать, что мой путь верный.

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И я так этого хотел, что рискнул всем,

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только чтобы слава не досталась сестре.

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Я ничем не лучше тебя!

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Ой, я тебя умоляю, до меня тебе, как до луны.

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Спасибо, мама.

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Спасибо за твой блестящий ужасный пример.

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Веди меня к Колоссе.

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Тебе повезло, что в моем номере много работы со светом, для которой нужен золотой час.

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Залезай на мамины плечи.

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И если нас увидят - я обычный страус.

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Для этого тебе нужны пальцы.

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Я очень рад, что ты меня пригласил.

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Они удивительны. Еще раз, как ты из зовёшь?

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Подковы.

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Это немного нестандартно,

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но я кузнец, и моя работа - мыслить иначе.

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Мой сын точно такой же.

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Я бы хотел, чтобы он был пообщительнее, как ты.

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- У тебя есть дети?

- Нет, я довольно одинок.

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Я разговариваю с людьми только по работе.

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- Другое копыто.

- Сходства продолжаются.

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Да, вы оба работаете одни, вы оба умелые мастера.

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У тебя примечательные гвозди.

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Я уже видел их где-то в городе.

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Да, они выдерживают большой вес.

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Но полагаю, ты это уже знаешь.

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Ты убийца! Замечательно.

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Ты не должен так реагировать.

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Нет, ты не понимаешь. Я думал, что это мой сын.

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Эй, это больно!

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Но всё равно, я так рад.

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Кузнец! Я тебя поймал! Папа!

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Гиппо, я сражён. Но угадай кем? Не тобой.

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Я так горжусь, что тебе интересны только трупы, убитые другими.

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Подожди. Я изучил достаточно, чтобы знать,

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что если я нажму на эту брызгающую штуку... Хорошо.

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Если тебе больно, то ты не умираешь.

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Значит, ты и правда изучал мёртвых, ты не жуткий извращенец.

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Одно другому не мешает.

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Я люблю тебя, сын.

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Когда меня не станет, я хочу, чтобы ты

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как следует покопался внутри меня. Оторвись по полной.

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Ничего с тобой не случится!

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Но если случится, спасибо, я так и сделаю.

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Это очень интересно.

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Мамочке надо спешить!

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Так каким образом сильные люди просят прощения?

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Мне ткнуть себе в глаз острой палкой, или слов достаточно?

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Для извинения, которое ты мне должен, палку придётся засунуть намного ниже.

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Понимаю. Я вечно веду себя так, словно я развитый,

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а ты отсталая варварша. Хотя так и есть.

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И я пытаюсь убедить себя,

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что смогу навязать людям свое будущее, в котором мне будет спокойнее.

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Но правда в том, что это твой мир.

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И ты заслуживаешь почестей.

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С этим не поспоришь.

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Но наверно через миллион лет всем будут заправлять слабаки вроде тебя.

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Поэтому я пришла помочь тебе строить город.

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Отлично, мы согласны, что через миллион лет я выиграю.

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Теперь пойдём закончим игры и спасём город?

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Хорошо, но если нам попадётся острая палка, с тебя извинение.

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Мам, можешь помочь нам вернуть всех на места?

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Наконец-то. Давно пора. Сколько можно репетировать?

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Кажется, одна из подтанцовки вот-вот родит.

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Град, сучки!

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Град идёт везде, кроме амфитеатра!

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Какое странно специфичное погодное явление!

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Отлично, рад, что все целы и невредимы.

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Град убил моего ребёнка!

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Печально, но многие дети умирают.

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Поэтому их у нас много.

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Сейчас важно только то, что игра с камнями продолжается!

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Возможно, вы меня не поняли. Прекращение игр было для отвода глаз.

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Это была не детская истерика, как могло показаться.

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В будущем будем называть это перерывом.

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Вперёд, надери им задницы.

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Для меня есть место?

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Ты будешь всё портить разговорами?

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Вы услышите от меня только поливание грязью,

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потому что моя сестра размажет ваших ребят.

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Время на исходе, игра подходит к концу.

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Колоссе понадобится чудо, чтобы спасти ситуацию.

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Но мы живём в эру богов и зачастую нелогичной магии,

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поэтому возможно буквально всё.

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Давай, Колосса, ты сможешь!

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Крапополис побеждает!

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Это моя сестра!

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Да!

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- Отлично!

- Да!

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Что ж, игры были намного веселее, чем я ожидал.

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И я, пожалуй, достаточно напился,

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чтобы послушать скучную ерунду, которую ты хотел сказать.

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Ого, просто замечательно.

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Вам понравится моя презентация.

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Я только принесу модель.

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Секунду, никуда не уходите!

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Стойте, пока вы не умерли,

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вы бы согласились на долгосрочный союз нескольких городов?

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Вы не поверите, какая за кебабами очередь.

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Что я пропустил?

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Тиран, ты ни за что не угадаешь, кто убийца.

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- Кузнец?

- Откуда ты?.. А.

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Есть и хорошая новость: я узнал об анатомии достаточно,

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чтобы обставить это как несчастный случай.

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Время заключительного номера! Запомнили комбинацию?

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Отбили мяч, оп. Трясём, трясём, трясём, трясём.

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Привет, Крапополис!

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Что ты... Ты не будешь рожать сейчас!

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Втяни его обратно!

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Я тобой горжусь, Колосса.

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За мою потрясность? Я такая с рождения.

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Ну, да, за это.

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Но еще за то, что ты смогла то, чего не мог я.

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Посвятить эти игры чему-то помимо мамы.

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Ради всего святого, просто танцуйте вокруг,

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танцуйьн вокруг! Не так, лучше!

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Прив. Прив. Как дела?

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- Бросейдон!

- Чё почём?

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- Кто это?

- Бросейдон.

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- Ну и что с того?

- Не знаю.

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Он из тех, кто известен своей известностью.

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- В нём ничего нет.

- Эй, кто это сказал?

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Кто на меня гонит?

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Кто осуждает? Вы меня не знаете.

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- С кем ты говоришь?

- С кем ты говоришь?

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- Что тебя расстроило?

- - Что тебя расстроило?

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Хочешь потанцевать с Бросейдоном?

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Я не понимаю, что происходит.

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Именно, не понимаешь.

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Никто из вас не понимает. Идём.

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Бросейдон такой мудила.

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Кто это сказал? Вы меня не знаете!

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Извините, что я популярен!

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Это не даёт права меня оскорблять!

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Я живой человек.

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Племянник посейдона, но человек!

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У меня есть история, есть чувства!

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- У меня было тяжёлое детство!

- Ах ты бедный!

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Никто не понимает моей боли!

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И никто никогда не поймёт боли Бросейдона.

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И эта боль останется с ним навсегда.

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Поэтому у нас есть четыре сезона.

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to the First Ever

Worldwide Inter-City Games

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and says...

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"yes"!

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That's great news!

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Is he dead?

That's obviously bad news

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and his life shouldn't

be trivialized,

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but put him in the "yes" pile!

Yes!

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So we've got how many cities

coming?

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- Four.

- Amazing!

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The Games are happening!

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You don't have to take out

the people, son.

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We have people for that.

- I'm taking it to my lab.

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I've been getting into

dead bodies lately.

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Scientifically.

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Where is it scientific to

study dead people, Egypt?

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Oh, they get up to stuff

down there.

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You love killing people!

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Yeah, and then I leave 'em

alone like a normal person.

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I'll do what I want

and nobody can stop me!

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Can I get a servant to help me

not be stopped?

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It is exciting that

our city will be hosting

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all these other cities.

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I know a recipe for an orgy

when I hear one.

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You hear recipes for orgies

every day.

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- It's a pretty simple recipe.

- Prove it.

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Can you guys not be gross

while I'm eating?

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I gotta build my strength

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so I can rip out some spines

in these Games.

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These aren't those kind of

Games, Stupendous.

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Everyone's spine is staying

right inside their backs.

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Then what are we gonna count

to know who won?

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The whole point of this event

is to show that

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cities can coexist peacefully.

- OK, I'm out.

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Stupendous,

do as your brother says.

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These Games are a great idea.

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Wow, Mum.

Your support is confusing.

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They've truly earned

the name "The Deliria Games."

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And some kind of banner.

Just riffing here.

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No longer confusing.

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I suppose if they're named

after me,

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I'll have to make an appearance

at the closing ceremonies.

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Can't do that without a song.

Songs need choreography.

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I guess me descending

from the heavens

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on a giant golden swing?

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My hands are tied.

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Mum, do you have to take over

everything I do?

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No, I can take over

a lot of things.

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The weather for instance.

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Hope there's not a tornado

coming... of scorpions.

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"Deliria Games" it is.

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I'll enslave some dancers!

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There he is!

Welcome to the Games, neighbor!

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I came to keep you from

getting killed.

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Do you know who you've invited

to your city?

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Zika the Brutal?

Papatonis the Destroyer?

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These titles never mean

what they sound like.

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Maybe Zika is brutally honest.

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Maybe Papatonis destroyed poverty.

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Petra, the Biter-Off-er

of Penises?

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That could be

her married name?

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Anyway, don't forget something:

you and I were enemies,

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then I invited you in,

and now we're friends.

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Fair point.

As a friend,

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can I ask you a favor?

- Anything.

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Pretend you don't know me

when the other guys get here.

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If they all attack at once,

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I don't want to get

my ass kicked.

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Hey! Look who's here!

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Did you see how poorly defended

this nerd's walls are?

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Sorry.

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Welcome.

I'm Tyrannis, the host.

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I'm Papatonis.

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Let's shake hands.

Whoops!

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Guess I'm fixing

my hair instead.

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I invented that.

- Don't let him bully you.

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I'm Zika. Nice to meet you.

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- Nice to meet you.

- I'm kidding.

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Why would it be nice

to meet anyone?

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The world is merciless, stupid.

- I agree.

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But I believe we can

change that together. Drinks?

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Nice try.

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We know how poison works.

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OK.

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Crack that whip

next to my son again

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and I'll turn your face

inside out,

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which would be an improvement.

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Uh, you live

with your mother?

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She lives with me.

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Listen, I've set up a very nice

luxury skybox in the arena,

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where we can all watch

the Games together.

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In the meantime,

make yourselves at home.

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Uh, we've never met.

I'm Asskill.

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I'm so sorry.

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Mum, please don't make me

look like a kid

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in front of the other kings.

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I'm about to pitch them

my big thing.

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You know, my thing?

The world's first empire?

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A centralized network of

multiple cities

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and a mutually beneficial

alliance?

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Can't you just do

some push-ups?

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You never get me!

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Just don't get assassinated

before my closing number.

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All right, failures!

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Let's actually try this time.

A-five, six, seven, eight!

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No, stop, stop.

How can you be this bad?

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Shouldn't someone tell us

what the moves are?

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Oh, is that? All right.

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Full disclosure,

first time choreographing.

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Right, here's what I want.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Come on, like you want it.

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Like you're controlling

your own bodies.

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Isn't it nice to take a break

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from your dark,

corpse-filled lab

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and get outside, see the sun,

have fun with the people?

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I have plenty of fun

with the people.

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I mean the living people.

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Son, as monsters,

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we have to be careful

about our messaging.

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Bad monsters kill people,

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good monsters have sex

with people.

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Trust me,

that's where the action is.

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Dad, my outer membrane

is reproductive jelly.

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I'm technically having sex

all the time.

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And just because

I'm not like you

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doesn't mean I'm a bad monster.

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Someone's been murdered!

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Ooh, a freshie!

That's super rare.

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Let's go!

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Dear god, who does this?

It's barbaric.

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They didn't even eat

a single piece.

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Of course they didn't.

They were having too much fun.

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That's why they didn't stop.

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I need to get this body

back to my lab.

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Son, no.

The humans are watching.

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Yeah, they're watching me

invent forensic science.

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To catch this killer,

I need to get inside his head,

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by running my fingers through

his victim's guts.

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Support me!

- All right.

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My son and I are

taking this body.

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But we're good monsters.

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Our motivations are

quite sexual.

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Nice save, Dad.

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So you see,

we trade olives for leather,

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leather for spices,

spices for cattle,

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use the cattle for milk,

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which we then trade for,

wait for it, olives!

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And Krapopolis will be the city

that started it all.

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Seems complicated, but,

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hey, I'm just the guy you pay

to reassure you.

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And you're doing

a bang up job.

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Too bad you're not the guy

I pay to get sarcasm, huh?

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People from all over

have gathered to watch

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whatever this is going to be.

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Maybe it's because our lives

only consist of work,

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suffering and death,

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but I for one

am excited to be here!

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Are you guys gonna talk

like that the whole time?

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Not sure what you mean.

It's just how we talk.

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Here come the athletes!

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Players from each city

are now holding rocks.

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Players, stack!

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Peace. Peace. Peace.

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What kind of idiot thinks

stacking a bunch of rocks

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counts as a game?

- My idiot brother, that's who.

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Sounds like a real idiot.

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Except you don't

get to say that about him.

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Only I do.

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Stack your rock,

little muscle man.

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I'll "stack a rock" you!

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- Some kind of rock check.

- Getting interesting.

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Hey, check it out.

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I didn't know these Games

would involve violence.

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Official Deliria Games Wine!

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Collectible goblets!

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Enjoying your own Games?

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I am but

a humble wine vendor.

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Relax, Deliria. No shame.

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I once caught Athena

pretending to be the bull

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at her own sacrifice.

- Ha! Loser.

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Popping in to tell you

that your event

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has drawn some impressives.

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Over my shoulder,

peregrine falcon, don't look,

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falcon perched on the--

don't look!

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That's Aphrodite, baby.

- You're kidding.

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I thought that was

a weirdly hot falcon.

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And, front row,

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you can look

because he loves it,

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Poseidon's nephew, Broseidon.

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Ay, let's see some cool crap!

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Famous for being famous.

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Nobody likes him but he goes

where the heat is, so...

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So the heat is here!

That's tremendous.

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Here's hoping you can keep it

on your side.

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Super speed!

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It's as if this event has

gone from a peaceful,

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somewhat anticlimactic

stacking of rocks

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to some kind of battle over

collecting rocks!

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It doesn't really seem like

your royal friends--

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They'll be here.

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They're probably

just entranced by

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the peaceful majesty

of my Games.

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I don't think the Games are

very peaceful anymore.

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- What?

- Yeah.

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Your sister kind of invented

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more of a competitive

violence-driven thing.

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It's kind of a hit.

Well, not kind of.

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It's actually mostly hitting.

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She's undermining

world peace.

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And she must die!

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Krapopolis has possession!

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Whoo!

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Yeah! She came out of me!

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Oh, good, Mum.

I need you to stop Stupendous.

00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,816

Stop her?

The Games are a hit, dear.

00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,853

Look at that.

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I don't know

what the hell that is.

00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,790

Isn't it obvious? Everyone

loves watching your sister

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beat other people's brains out

00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,794

and it's all thanks to me

in a roundabout sort of way.

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That was never the point

of this.

00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,197

And what was the point again?

00:09:23,197 --> 00:09:24,398

To get the other kings to

listen to

00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:28,402

my inter-city peace whatever,

so I'm putting a stop to this.

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Where did you inherit

your love of failure from?

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- Help me or get out of my way.

- I'll help.

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It's the kind of help

where you thank me later.

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How much more can you learn

from this?

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Everything.

I'm inventing something new.

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This is called profiling.

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We're looking for

a smart but weak man,

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a skilled craftsman,

lonely, frustrated,

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works indoors,

socially awkward,

00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,862

just wants to be loved...

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But they won't admit it.

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Uh-huh.

00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:03,904

They're saying with these

murders, "screw you, everybody.

00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,172

"You think you're so great

00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,007

"because you make out with

each other

00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,210

"and laugh together

and mock me behind my back?

00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,879

"But guess what, man?

Guess what?

00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,950

"You won't be so sexy

if I fix you,

00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:20,320

if I make you look like

I feel!"

00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:22,990

Anyway, um...

00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,959

That's who we're looking for.

What do you think?

00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,494

I think this killer sounds

like a nice boy

00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:30,931

who's just misunderstood.

- Well, I think he's garbage.

00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,200

- Don't say that.

- We need to catch him!

00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,803

Maybe he needs to be

caught... in a hug.

00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,138

What is wrong with you?

00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,842

I think I know where the killer

will strike next!

00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:42,910

That's good.

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That's the first step to stopping.

00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:49,383

- Yeah, I know.

- I know you know.

00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,285

I think I'm gonna do

this part alone.

00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:54,054

You can feel the energy

in Krapopolis

00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,090

as the Deliria Games enters

00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,058

whatever comes after

the beginning.

00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,260

Measurements of time are

not really a thing yet.

00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,096

And we're giving you

the play by play,

00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,965

made possible by

Yanni's sound cones,

00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,100

cones of wood

that make you loud!

00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,935

You've got to be kidding me.

00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,374

Smart defense.

00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:15,743

You gotta spend rocks

to gain rocks

00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,911

and this is a game of rocks.

00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,815

Stupendous is going for

the point!

00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,185

Rock, Krapopolis!

00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:26,787

You gotta think

King Tyrannis is awful proud

00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,455

of his big sister right now.

00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,324

Whoa!

00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,160

Hey, are you

Stupendous' brother?

00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,463

No, she's my sister.

My sister!

00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,400

- Hi, son. I bought snacks.

- What do you want, Dad?

00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,070

To see how things were

progressing with your "case."

00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,239

- Why did you say it like that?

- No reason.

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So based on your understanding

of the killer,

00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,911

you feel this might be a place

they might--

00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,180

I don't think

he'd kill anyone here

00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,149

but I do think he'll be

revealing himself very soon.

00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,919

That's good, son.

Take your time.

00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,287

Actually, don't take your time.

00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,855

You're safe here.

You can just say it.

00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,090

I wanted it to be a surprise.

00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,925

I don't think at this point

it will be.

00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,226

Oh, really?

So you know who it is?

00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,360

- Yes, I do.

- Tell me.

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I think it's important

you say it.

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Say it on three.

One, two...

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the blacksmith.

- My beautiful son!

00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,203

Wait, what?

Why would Tyrannis kill people?

00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,873

He's already king.

- My other son.

00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:20,908

Stupendous is a guy?

00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,943

Me? Dad, what the hell?

00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,078

It's the blacksmith, you knob!

00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,980

Son, you don't have to be ashamed.

00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,883

I support you.

- As a murderer?

00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:30,184

As whatever you are.

00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,686

Then you can support me as

a scholar of anatomy

00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,054

on the trail of a killer!

00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,789

Well, no,

because that's crazy.

00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,892

Just admit you're a horrific

ghoul man from the deep

00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,360

and let's get

the hell out of town.

00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,931

- You are the worst father.

- And you are a great murderer.

00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,700

I love you! Don't get caught!

00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:54,575

Stupendous!

Stupendous! Stupendous!

00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:56,076

Excuse me, coming through.

00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,011

Sorry, but we're about to do

a thing where

00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,647

we all take turns standing up

in kind of a wave.

00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,851

It's gonna really give meaning

to being a crowd at an event.

00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:04,885

Do you know who I am?

00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,954

I don't care if

you're the king of Krapopolis!

00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,355

I am the king of Krapopolis!

00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,325

What an excellent way for me

to illustrate my point.

00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,093

Whoa!

00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,966

Put it down, please.

Thank you.

00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,166

Put the rock down.

00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,636

Stupendous,

for once in your life,

00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,505

stop sabotaging me!

00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:27,474

- I never sabotaged--

- You're doing it now!

00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,610

Put it down.

00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,244

Hi. Thank you, everybody.

00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,681

I'm Tyrannis.

These are my Games.

00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:35,316

But there's been

some confusion.

00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:38,585

They've gotten a little violent

and a little too competitive.

00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,720

But here's the good news.

00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,789

Before that happened, we've

proved something important:

00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:46,794

that we can all get together

in peace and have fun.

00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:49,363

So what I'd like to do is

invite my fellow kings up to

00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:52,999

the luxury skybox and have an

exciting talk about the future

00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,603

while these folks go back to

playing nicely.

00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,471

What do you think?

00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:58,906

Riot!

00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:02,475

Whoopsie.

00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:16,223

Baby?

00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,058

It's not a secret

riot shelter.

00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,326

Nobody's ever said that about

00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,862

a place that wasn't

a secret riot shelter.

00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,263

It's a royal reading nook.

00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,666

There's no written language

so there are no books.

00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:26,767

I'm waiting for them.

00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,168

That's why the shelves are

filled with food, supplies,

00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,370

and one dose of fatal poison.

00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,705

Sugar-booger,

you're all grown up now.

00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,208

You can't just hide under

your blanky-wanky.

00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,877

Why are you pretending we had

cute names for me or blankets?

00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,078

I don't even think I had

a blanket.

00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,681

Because I raised you

to be strong.

00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:41,982

You barely raised me.

00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,418

Right, you're talking in

circles, booby-nooby.

00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,554

Your city is being invaded and

you're sitting here sulking.

00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,688

I'm not sulking!

00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,391

Maybe they deserve to be invaded.

00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:53,360

You don't mean that.

Krapopolis needs you.

00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,196

Mumma's ass-kicking

closing number needs you.

00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,198

Naturally,

this is all about you.

00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,868

- Oh, like it's not about you.

- Huh, yeah.

00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,171

I mean, I've been

convincing myself that

00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,772

I put on these Games for

a noble purpose

00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:09,009

but the truth is, I only wanted

to prove that my way is right

00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,211

and I wanted it so badly

I risked everything

00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,781

just to keep my sister from

getting the glory.

00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,482

I'm no better than you!

00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,586

Oh, please. You're barely

scratching the surface.

00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,520

Thank you, Mother.

00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,723

Thank you for your shining,

terrible example.

00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,991

Now take me to Stupendous.

00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,493

You know you're very lucky

I'm doing a lot of

00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:27,962

magic hour dependent light work

in my number.

00:15:27,962 --> 00:15:30,430

Hop onto Mumma's shoulders.

00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,567

And if anyone sees us,

I'm an ordinary ostrich.

00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:38,038

You're gonna want thumbs

for this.

00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,207

I'm so happy

you invited me in.

00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:43,010

These are amazing.

What do you call them again?

00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,778

Horseshoes.

00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,081

It's a little outside the box

00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:50,617

but as a blacksmith,

it's my job to think different.

00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,887

My son is the same way.

00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:56,023

I just wish he was

more sociable, like you.

00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,160

Do you have kids?

- No, I'm pretty isolated.

00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:02,029

I only talk to people

when I've got work to do.

00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,531

Other hoof.

- The similarities continue.

00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,935

Yes, you both work alone,

you're both skilled craftsmen.

00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,869

Distinctive nails you use.

00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,172

I feel I've seen them

around town.

00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,976

Yes, they hold up

quite a bit of weight.

00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,379

But I guess

you already know that.

00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,181

You're the killer!

That's wonderful.

00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,649

It's not supposed to be.

00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,786

No, you don't understand.

See, I thought it was my son.

00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:27,087

Oh! OK, ouch!

00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,990

But still, such a relief.

00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,459

Blacksmith! I've caught you.

Dad!

00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:37,063

Hippo, I'm slain.

But guess who by? Not you.

00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,633

I'm so proud that you're only

into corpses

00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:40,968

other people killed.

00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:42,937

Hold on. I've studied enough

to know that

00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:44,338

if I push down on

this squirty thing...

00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,972

That's good.

00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,674

If you were dying,

that wouldn't hurt.

00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,142

So you really were learning

00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,944

and are not just

a creepy death perv.

00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,679

It can be both things.

00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,948

I love you, son.

00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:56,350

After I'm gone,

I want you to go ahead

00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,854

and dig around inside of me.

Just go nuts in there.

00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:01,122

You're not going anywhere!

00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:03,624

But if you do,

thank you, I will do that.

00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,258

That's very exciting.

00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,298

Mummy's on a schedule!

00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,601

So what's the strong person

equivalent of "I'm sorry"?

00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,871

Do I jab a sharp stick in

my eye or are words enough?

00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,372

For the apology you owe me,

00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,109

that stick will need to get

shoved way further south.

00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,377

I get it. I'm always acting

like I'm evolved and

00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,881

you're a regressive barbarian,

which you are,

00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:28,616

and I keep trying to

convince myself that

00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:30,851

I can force people into

a future I want,

00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:32,186

one where I get to feel safe.

00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,321

But the truth is,

this is your world,

00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,190

and you deserve to be celebrated.

00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,658

Can't really argue with that.

00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:38,759

But in a million years,

00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:41,262

weak sissies like you will

probably be running things.

00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:43,430

That's why I came to

help you build this city.

00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,166

Great. We both agree that

in a million years, I win.

00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,869

So now can we go finish

the Games and save the city?

00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,005

Oh, OK.

But if we pass a sharp stick,

00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,407

you still owe me an apology.

00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,676

Mum, can you help us get

everyone back in the stands?

00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:59,413

Finally. It's about time.

You can only rehearse so much.

00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,649

I think one of my backup

dancers is about to give birth.

00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,051

Hail, bitches!

00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,821

It's hailing everywhere but

over the amphitheater!

00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,424

What an oddly specific

weather pattern!

00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,458

Oof!

00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,632

OK, glad to see everyone is

safe and sound.

00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:20,901

A hailstone killed my kid!

00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,970

Unfortunate,

but most kids die.

00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,037

That's why we have a lot.

00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,609

Right now all that matters is

the rock ball game is back on!

00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,212

Perhaps I wasn't clear that

stopping the Games was

00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,146

just a diversion,

00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,516

not the whiny baby tantrum

it seemed like.

00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,918

In the future,

we will call it a halftime.

00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,719

Now, go kick some ass.

00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,890

Room for one more?

00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,826

Are you gonna ruin this

by talking?

00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:47,661

The only thing

I'll be talking is trash

00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:51,531

because my sister is going to

wipe the floor with your guys.

00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,473

With time winding down,

this could be the last play.

00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,210

It would take a miracle for

Stupendous to pull this off.

00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,212

But we do live in

an era of gods

00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,014

and often irrational magic,

00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,082

so literally anything

is possible.

00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,985

Come on, Stupe,

you can do it!

00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,923

Krapopolis wins!

00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,728

That's my sister!

00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,830

Yeah!

00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,297

- All right!

- Ah, yeah!

00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,134

Well, these games were a lot

more fun than I had expected.

00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,902

And at this point,

I'm probably drunk enough

00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,805

to listen to whatever boring

stuff you might want to say.

00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,474

Wow. OK, this is fantastic.

00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,008

You're gonna love

my presentation.

00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,076

Just need to get my model.

One sec.

00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,811

You all stay right here!

00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,484

Wait, before you die,

00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:45,218

would you have been amenable

to a long-term

00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,387

multi-city alliance?

00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,890

You would not believe

the line at the kebab stand.

00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,224

What did I miss?

00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,894

Tyrannis, you'll never guess

who the killer is.

00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:56,229

- The blacksmith?

- How did you--oh.

00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,831

The good news is that

I've learned enough about

00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:01,068

human anatomy to make this

all look like an accident.

00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,171

Closing number time!

Remember the new combination.

00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:07,541

"Kick ball change, pop.

Booty, booty, booty, booty."

00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:11,145

Hello, Krapopolis!

00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,347

And what are you--you are not

having that baby now!

00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:15,048

Suck it back in!

00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,184

I'm proud of you, Stupendous.

00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:19,653

For being amazing?

Kind of comes natural.

00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,654

Well, yes, for that.

00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,424

But also because you did

the one thing I never could,

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made these games about

something other than Mum.

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Oh, for the love of--

just dance around--

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dance around it!

Better than that!

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Sup? Sup? How you doing?

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- Broseidon!

- Oh, what's up?

00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,940

- Who is that?

- Broseidon.

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- Am I supposed to care?

- I don't know.

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He's just one of those guys,

famous for being famous.

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There's no "there" there.

- Hey, who said that?

00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,881

Ay, who's talking smack?

00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,250

Who's judging me?

You don't know me.

00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,284

- Who're you talking to?

- Who are you talking to?

00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,987

- Why are you upset?

- Why are you upset?

00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,388

You wanna dance with Broseidon?

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I don't understand

what's going on.

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That's right, you don't.

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None of you do. Come on.

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Man, Broseidon's a dick.

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Ay, who said that?

You people don't know me!

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I'm sorry I'm popular!

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Doesn't mean

I'm here for your abuse!

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I'm a human being.

00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,973

I'm Poseidon's nephew

but I'm human!

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I have a story,

I have feelings!

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I had a messed up childhood!

- Ah, boo-hoo!

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Nobody knows my pain!

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And nobody would know

Broseidon's pain.

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And his pain continued forever.

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And that is why

we have four seasons.

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Did you get any of that?

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Bento.