Древесные породы

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Я слышал, наша любимая группа звучит вживую намного лучше, чем выглядит на картинках.

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Теперь у них два барабана, ты знал?

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Что? Один парень на двух барабанах?

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Это выпендрёж. Я больше не фанат.

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Лесной фест не про музыку,

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а про потрахушки с незнакомцами.

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Я слышал, нимфы оправдывают слово "нимфы" в своем названии.

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Прежде чем заходить, давайте расскажу, что я узнал о тусовках.

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- Главное...

- Не заходить с тобой.

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Хорошая идея. Пока.

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Это еще как понимать?

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Ты такой себе тусовщик, братишка.

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Ты скорее убийца тусовок.

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Я по жизни убиваю,

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и я завидую, когда вижу, как ты убиваешь настрой.

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Не говори так!

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Вы гляньте на него, народ.

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Слушай, я пошла. Хочу заняться с кем-то сексом,

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пока наши родители не перетрахали всех.

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Привет. Оказывается, я убийца тусовок.

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Шучу. На самом деле я царь.

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А вы ящерицы?

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Говорящие ящерицы?

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Вы не можете говорить?

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Вы просто не хотите говорить со мной.

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Ну зашибись, отличное начало.

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Классный лес. Тут пахнет грязью.

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Спасибо за маскировку, дорогая.

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Я до смерти люблю нашего сына, но он любую вечеринку...

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Тихо! Никто на вечеринке не должен услышать, что он наш сын.

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Верно, я хочу успеть перетрахать всех,

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пока Колосса не занялась с кем-то сексом.

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Городские люди, лесные существа.

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Когда мы на природе, соседи все для нас.

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Меня зовут Том, и я не в группе.

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Я просто протянул им помощи руку.

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В чём, как мне сказали, нет необходимости. Хорошего вечера.

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Ясно, нет смысла пытаться так делать.

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Где-то шестьсот, может быть, семьсот человек.

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А ты? Каким насилием ты занимаешься?

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Я родом из океана. Когда-нибудь бывала там?

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Это как огромный, мокрый лес.

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Видели, как тому кентавру сейчас досталось?

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Привет, отличный лес. Спасибо, что позвали. Я царь города.

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Ти! Мама и папа здесь.

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Иди поздоровайся. Иди!

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Кто позвал помешанных на контроле?

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Привет, я Тиран, царь города.

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Дамы, как я вижу, вы кусты.

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Вы выбрали этот облик?

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Вы родились такими? У вас есть правитель?

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Царь? Царица?

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Возможно, главный куст без определённого пола.

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- Так держать.

- Дебил!

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Мы же это обсуждали!

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Это нелепо. Не может быть, что я так плох.

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Они превратились в кусты! Жаль, я так не могу.

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Ты задал шесть вопросов.

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И тебя даже не волновали ответы.

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Мы пытались по-хорошему.

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Не уверен, что это правда.

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Хочешь кое-что для сравнения?

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Ты убьёшь меня? Сестра хочет убить меня.

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Я так плох на тусовках.

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До тебя начало доходить. Кыш. Брысь.

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- О, вы выросли обратно.

- Так о чём мы?

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Этот аппетитный.

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Эта тоже. С лимоном.

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- Поменяемся?

- Давай.

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- Делирия!

- ГегемОна!

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Дорогой, это Гегемона,

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богиня цветения и плодоношения.

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О, здорово, ты с мантитОрой.

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Они сейчас популярны.

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Вообще-то, я один в своем роде, дорогая.

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Мой не согласился бы.

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ПАйзо, подойди.

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Сексуального вечера.

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Великие боги, какое симпатичное старое чудовище.

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Аналогично, мой обаятельный молодой друг.

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Я нашла Пайзо на ДЕлосе.

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- А ты своего где?

- В бессознанке.

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Но не будет тратить ночь на обсуждения мужчин.

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Давай найдём крутейшего бога на вечеринке.

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А если не сможем, значит это мы.

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То и то будет успехом. А вы двое не деритесь.

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Это не в нашей природе.

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Мы с тобой пара очень удачливых чудовищ.

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Именно! Возможно, к концу ночи наша удача удвоится.

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Как и число наших богинь.

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Но если серьёзно,

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я пойму, если ты против, чтобы твоя была со мной.

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Нет, если она этого захочет, великолепный ты негодяй.

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Мы не склонны с соперничеству.

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Верно! Хотя в моем случае это потому, что я не проигрываю.

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А, да, да.

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И поэтому так важно сделать сточные канавы до того,

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как будешь мостить дорогу.

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Ты извини, но мне нужно...

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Превратиться в цветок.

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Потому что все превращаются, вместо того чтобы просто уйти.

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Уходить это по человечески.

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Вы ушли из леса.

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- Если ты помнишь.

- Помню?

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Помню ли я, как человечество ушло из леса?

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Нет. Мне двадцать девять.

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Но я догадываюсь о причинах.

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Дурацкая вечеринка. Это нелепо.

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- Почему?

- Оу! Почему что?

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Вокруг целый мир.

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А ты висишь здесь?

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Почему люди ушли из леса?

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Очевидно, чтобы дышать свежим воздухом и быть свободными от

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осуждающих цветов и чванливых животных.

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Тебе попались не лучшие из нас.

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Я ДАфни.

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Тиран.

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- Царь города.

- Да.

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А ты кто, представитель растений? Посол деревьев?

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У нас нет правительства.

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Ох, даже боги так говорят, и они врут.

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Если у тебя есть лицо, то в какой-то момент кто-то в него кричал.

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В данный момент это так.

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Извини. Что я делаю?

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Мне стыдно. Оказывается, я не умею тусоваться.

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Мне это не дано от природы, природа меня пугает.

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А теперь я истерю перед безобидной древесной дамой.

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Видишь, это было честно. И честность от природы.

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Хочешь прогуляться возле реки? Там поспокойнее.

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Расскажешь мне о своём правительстве.

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С удовольствием.

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Подождёшь одну минутку?

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Никуда не уходи.

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Похоже, что Эхо очаровал вождя кентавров.

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Это не понравится пану.

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Скажи Эхо перестать, и мы согласимся об этом молчать...

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если он мигрирует.

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Почему ты здесь?

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Твоя цель сбежала.

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Он вернётся. Он простак.

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Он будет здесь всю ночь с разговорами о своем правительстве.

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Я спросила, почему ты здесь.

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Он простак, сестра.

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Я не знаю, как люди сейчас выбирают царей,

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но этот наверно выиграл спор.

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Или его народ проиграл.

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Я бы не назвала его угрозой.

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О. Еще раз, он царь чего?

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- Города.

- Что делают города?

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- Людей!

- Что делают люди?

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- Города!

- Из чего они их делают?

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- Дерево!

- А мы кто?

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Древесные нимфы!

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И что древесные нимфы делают?

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Убивают!

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Спасибо. Я иногда теряю из виду ориентир.

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Я вернусь к работе.

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Эй, ребята. Хотел рассказать вам об одном пустячке.

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Я тут разговорился с самой горячей нифмой в лесу.

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И я не говорю, что у нас романтика,

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но скажу, что наверно у нее есть выбор, как проводить время на вечеринке. И...

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И ты оставил ее, чтобы похвастаться об этом сестре.

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Но если серьёзно, поздравляю.

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Похоже, ты наконец нашёл кого-то выжившего из ума.

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Или она знает, что ты царь,

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и что-то задумала.

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Мне нравится эта реакция, он подтверждает,

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что это всегда было какое-то жалкое состязание.

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- Да, для тебя.

- Нет, для вас.

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Посмотрите на себя. Вы уступили мне на тусовке, я победил.

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Да нет. Если тусовка для тебя - состязание, ты автоматически проигрываешь.

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Значит, ты проиграл.

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- Нет, ты.

- Нет, ты проиграл.

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Для тебя это состязание.

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Вы устроили из тусовки состязание?

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- Нет.

- Хорошо.

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Но если да, лучший способ всё решить - посмотреть, кто съест больше бобов.

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Мы по-твоему дети? Иди отсюда.

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Эй, достаточно было сказать "мы не едим бобы".

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Я ем бобы, тупица.

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Я тоже. Твои бобы наверно отстой.

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Ого. Веселитесь, ребята.

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Чувак, эти смертные проглотили по целому бобу.

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Мы не должны были есть по целому бобу?

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- Ты сказала, что ешь бобы!

- Все едят бобы!

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Так, все успокойтесь!

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Он взял нас на слабо и ждёт, что мы запаникуем. Не делайте этого.

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Расслабьтесь и наслаждайтесь тусовкой.

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Да. Да.

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- Как дела?

- Чё как?

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Крутая туса.

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Почему я маленькая?

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Почему у меня две головы?

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Где моя крутая нифма?

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Я не вторая голова, идиот.

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Я твой внутренний критик.

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Что за внутренний критик?

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- Ты его слышишь?

- Теперь все меня слышат.

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Настолько ты облажался.

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Почему бы тебе не засунуть в рот больше волшебных бобов от непонятных чудил?

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Что, у тебя в голове нет голоса, который говорит, что ты сосёшь?

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Есть, это мама.

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Мы должны найти маму.

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Она сделает меня большой!

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Я должен найти Дафни. Мы с ней связаны.

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Это не всё, с чем ты сейчас связан.

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О нет, я чувствую вкусы ногами.

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Почему грязь вкусная? Фу!

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Я отказываюсь.

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От этого можно просто отказаться?

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Я отказываюсь!

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Да ёлки!

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Это Гефест там?

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Нет, просто обычный урод.

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Кажется, мы здесь самые крутые.

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А что насчёт смертных?

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Что это за идиоты под волшебной фасолью?

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Боюсь, это мои дети.

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Интересно. Получается, я здесь самая крутая.

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Поздравляю.

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Имей в виду, есть немалый шанс, что я займусь любовью с твоей женой.

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Это мы уже выяснили, и я разрешил.

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Папа! Я внизу!

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Привет, дети. Ваша ночь проходит так же беззаботно, как и моя?

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Колосса уменьшилась.

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А у меня появился внешний внутренний критик.

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Рад знакомству.

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И позволь сказать, было мудро пренебрегать этой претенциозной живой мошонкой.

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Ого как тебя вставило, сынок.

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- Ага.

- Где мама?

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Если бы я это знал, как это узнать, я не был бы ее мужем, милая.

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Как ты это сделаешь?

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- Не знаю.

- Обставь это как случайность.

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- Ночное купание?

- Передозировка.

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Его просто заменят более сильным королём.

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О нет, тогда придётся убивать и его.

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А ты думала? Война - это тяжёлая работа.

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Я просто говорю, если мы защищаем природу,

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оставим на троне кого-то под нашим влиянием.

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Я стратег, а не лентяйка.

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Будь стратегом с целью, а не с нами.

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Привет, незнакомец.

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Привет, привет. Извини, я потерял тебя.

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Вау. Хочешь потанцевать?

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В лесу так делают?

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Ты под бобами?

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Возможно, я принял целый боб. Это опасно?

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Ну, нет.

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Они безопаснее, чем люди думают.

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Можно принять и десяток. Но я этого не говорила.

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Это хорошо.

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А зачем ты его принял?

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Если честно, я хотел быть крутым.

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Буду честна, лес не всегда крут

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и даже не всегда честен.

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Правда? Потому что я похвастался сестре тем, что ты тусуешься со мной.

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А она сказала, что ты что-то затеваешь.

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Что у тебя есть скрытый интерес. И я подумал...

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Святые яйца! Это Дионис!

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Плюнь мне в рот!

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Вырасти моих детей!

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Кто-то здесь начал тусить настолько жёстко,

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что я почувствовал это с другого конца света.

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Где я был на еще более крутой тусовке, поверьте мне.

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Ведите сюда это дитя тусовок.

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Как тебя зовут, дитя тусовок?

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- Тиран.

- Что заставило тебя так жёстко тусить?

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Поцелуй девушки.

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Это единственный верный ответ!

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Теперь это крутейшая туса!

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Эй, эй, эй! Я тебя знаю!

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Гляньте на этих богинь!

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Это моя мама!

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Это правда, что мой сын так затусил, что призвал тебя?

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Ты понимаешь, насколько я близка к тому, чтобы тобой восхититься?

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Я люблю тебя, мама.

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Познакомься с кое кем особенным.

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Куда она делась?

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Что же ты стоишь, дитя тусовок?

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Иди к ней!

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Да, спасибо, я пойду!

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Я люблю вас, ребята! Нам надо видеться чаще!

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Нам надо видеться чаще!

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Почему мы этого не делаем?

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Наверно потому что ты доходишь до опасных крайностей

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и не умеешь вовремя остановиться.

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Как сейчас!

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- Ты меня одурманил?

- Да.

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Хорошо. В будущем не тяни с этим.

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Нам надо видеться чаще!

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Тусовка стала грандиозной.

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-Согласен!

- Я решил не портить ее и не спать с твоей женой.

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- Что: Почему?

- Я уважаю тебя.

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Если ты уважаешь меня, то ты переспишь с моей женой.

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Мы оба знаем, что ты этого не хочешь.

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Что ты сказал?

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Спокойно. Мы не склонны к соперничеству.

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Именно, мой удалой друг.

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Поэтому меня немного оскорбляют твои неоднократные попытки вызвать у меня ревность.

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Мантитор не может заставить мантитора ревновать, мой сексапильный брат.

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Просто некоторым дано, а другим нет.

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Боюсь, я тебя не слушаю, я поглощён чудесной фантазией о тебе и моей жене в постели вместе.

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Извини, старик, но мне кажется, что ты лукавишь.

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- Боже.

- Да-да, роскошное ты чудовище.

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Я же сказал, что не проигрываю.

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Я доказал, что ты ревнивый.

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Как ты могла это допустить?

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Странно, что ты винишь в этом меня.

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О, твоя семья? Еще рано меня с ними знакомить?

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Подожди минутку, Тиран.

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Ты должен сказать Дионису уходить.

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Ты хочешь, чтобы я сказал богу тусовок уйти с тусовки.

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Да! Ты его призвал.

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Не я, а мы. Нашей любовью.

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Не та реакция, которую хочется видеть, но ладно.

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Вы, люди, думаете, что любовь, это когда вам улыбаются.

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Не могу с этим спорить.

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То, что мы не убиваем друг друга, довольно важно.

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Именно. Вы для нас как термиты.

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Хотя не совсем, к термитам у нас нет ненависти.

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Но вы будто психически больная колония гигантских термитов.

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Ты бы очень помогла, если бы вклинилась со словами: "Сёстры просто меня оберегают".

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Тиран, повзрослей! Насколько же ты наивен?

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Лес ненавидит вас. Вы наши враги.

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Меня подослали к тебе, чтобы я тебя убила!

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Вот видишь Дафни, ты так хорошо справлялась, а затем... Да уж.

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Подослали? Убить меня?

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Ти, сладкий мой, все любят истории любви.

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Но когда становится невесело, переходи к следующей.

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Рады это слышать.

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Покинь наш лес.

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Извини меня?

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Полегче, Дафни. Он бог.

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Хватит. Ты разрушаешь наш дом.

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И по совместительству место их работы.

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Извини, как тебя зовут?

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Не отвечай. Всем плевать.

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Все вечеринки мира - это мой дом.

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Я решаю, кто остаётся, а кто уходит.

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И мне не нравится твое отношение к моему прекрасному дитя тусовок.

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Тиран, выслушай меня.

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Однажды я был как ты. Я хотел быть крутым.

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Знаешь, что все говорили? "Хватит этого хотеть. Не круто хотеть быть крутым".

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Как удобненько для тех, кто уже крут, не так ли?

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И теперь я один из тех, кто уже крут.

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Теперь никто мне не указ.

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У тусовки нет потолка, только лестница, по которой мы поднимаемся к вершине.

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Идём, познакомлю тебя с леопардами.

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Привет, малыш!

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О, где Шлаб?

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Он бежал после большого унижения.

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В порыве ревности, если начистоту.

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Мой муж ревновал? Странно.

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Согласен. Если хочешь,

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я займусь с тобой любовью. Возможно, позже.

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Привет, мы это еще не обсуждали,

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но если Делирия и Шлаб будут за,

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я могу устроить с ними тройничок.

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- А как же я?

- О, ты что, ревнуешь?

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Так не пойдёт. Сам доберёшься до дома.

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- Где мы?

- О нет. Смотри.

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Парень играет на инструменте, хотя никто его не просил?

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Двое людей решают проблему расизма?

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Девушка блюёт и плачет одновременно?

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Боже. Мы на внешнем краю вечеринки.

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Ну да. А ты чего ожидал, придурок?

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Следующая песня об одной удивительной стене.

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Ты в порядке?

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Хватит делать вид, что тебе не всё равно.

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Я в порядке. Но вы лучше бегите, пока можете.

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Почему? Это просто туса.

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Ошибаешься, кроха. Ни одна тусовка не сравнится с тусовкой Диониса,

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потому что тусовка Диониса не заканчивается.

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Наш братишка снова победил.

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Он не убийца вечеринок. Он царь вечеринок.

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А, ты сестра Тирана.

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Вы еще можете его спасти.

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Он в опасности?

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Все в опасности.

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Дионису не нужно есть или пить.

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И он не уйдёт, пока все не умрут.

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Как нам вытащить оттуда Ти?

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Честно? Ему нужно ваше одобрение.

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Я в жизни не видела таких эмоционально обделённых людей.

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Меня послали убить его, а он хотел на мне жениться.

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Но первым делом он побежал похвастаться мной вам.

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Он дорожит вашим мнением. Вы его семья.

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Фу.

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Послушай даму с листьями, мордожоп.

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Это твой шанс сделать что-то полезное.

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Зачем тебе это? Ты меня ненавидишь.

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Ненавижу? Насколько же ты тупой?

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Тогда бы я с тобой не говорил.

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Я хочу, чтобы ты стал лучше.

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Просто я знаю, что это невозможно.

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Ай!

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Там! Давай, вперёд!

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Туса слишком потрясная!

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Дотанцуй дотуда!

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Не могу я, ясно?!

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Эй, ослина, хочешь знать, что в тебе самое худшее?

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Не очень.

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А я всё равно тебе скажу.

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А дальше ты сам по себе.

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Стой, ты о чём?

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Ты знаешь, что в тебе самое отстойное.

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Ты слишком строг с собой.

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Оу.

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Привет. Как дела?

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На тусе нет неверных ответов.

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Посмотрите на малыша в аквариуме.

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Боже мой, я люблю тебя, малыш.

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О нет, я пал жертвой своей уверенности.

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Дальше я справлюсь!

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- Я уважаю тебя.

- Правда?

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В целом, да.

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Ты стоишь за то, во что веришь.

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Дафни была права, когда сказала...

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Сказала что? Это была моя сестра.

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Пусть валит с вечеринки вместе с древесной бабой. С ними не весело.

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Вот что ты делаешь с тем, что не весело?

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Просто отбрасываешь в сторону, как Дафни и как мою сестру?

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А как же серьёзные вещи, важные вещи, вроде спасения леса,

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вроде веры в лучшее будущее, вроде семьи?

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Извини, мне стало скучно.

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О чём ты говоришь?

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Что будет после вечеринки?

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После вечеринки? Вечеринка не закончится никогда!

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Похоже, ты не встречал Тирана, царского убийцу вечеринок.

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Привет, Я Тиран.

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Какая форма правления твоя любимая?

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- Что ты делаешь?

- Привет.

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Поговорим об обслуживании канализации?

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Это сложнее, чем вы думаете.

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По сути это сеть для фекалий.

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Что ты пытаешься доказать, дитя тусовок?

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Какой цвет твой любимый?

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Угадай мой возраст.

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Мне приснился безумнейший сон.

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Политики худшие, да? Давайте поспорим о них!

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Я возлагал на тебя столько надежд.

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В мире столько голодающих.

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Что вы знаете о тараканах?

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Ты в курсе, что у тебя что-то в зубах?

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Ничего, у меня тоже.

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Давай, скучный сукин сын, давай.

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Это так делается? Поехали.

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Я вроде разобрался. Слушайте.

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Ла-ла-ла, тусовочная песня.

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Ла-ла-ла, народ!

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Хватит!

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Эта туса - отстой!

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Ты только что победил бога вечеринок, испортив его вечеринку?

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- Да.

- Сын мой!

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Сын мой.

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Любимая, я сегодня был ревнивым.

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Из-за меня, полагаю.

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Конечно.

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Логично. Я невероятна.

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Я бы тоже ревновала из-за тебя

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при очень специфичных, невозможных обстоятельствах.

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Мама, можешь меня увеличить?

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Боюсь, что нет, дорогая. От магии бобов может избавить только чистая искренность.

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Какое животное для тебя самое привлекательное? Не думай, просто ответь.

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Речная выдра!

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Шучу. Я могу тебя увеличить.

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"Речная выдра".

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Я должен бежать?

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Нет. Ты чуть не убил лес. Мы чуть не убили тебя.

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Ты спас лес. Я тебя не убью.

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Мы придумаем, что с вами, идиотами, делать вместо этого.

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Вот это подарок. Ну что, наверно иди к чёрту и спасибо.

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Пожалуйста, дитя тусовок.

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Спит. Спит.

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Спит. Мёртв? Спит.

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Спит мёртвым сном. А тут у нас что?

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Не откажусь.

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Спасибо, прекрасный человек-конь.

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Привет, потрясающий сукин сын.

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Могу сказать то же самое и скажу. Привет.

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Что привело тебя в эти края?

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Ты меня привёл, съев боб.

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Кстати говоря, могу я?

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Можешь и должен.

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Похоже, сегодня мое утро.

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Верно. Подумать только, я пропустил оргию.

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Что? Ты обезумел?

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Мы смеёмся.

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Надеюсь, это не всё, что мы делаем.

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Кстати говоря, боб?

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Я возьму всё, что ты предлагаешь.

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- Не искушай.

- Почему нет?

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Он это сделал.

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- А вот и я.

- Вовремя, идеально.

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Всё, как я люблю.

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Сообщи базе, у нас каскадная бобовая оргия седьмого уровня.

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Ого, ты его съел и не заметил.

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I hear our favorite band

sounds way better live

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than they look in drawings.

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You know their drummer

added a drum?

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What?

One guy on two drums?

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Too gimmicky.

They just lost a fan.

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Forest fest

isn't about the music.

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It's about hooking up

with strangers.

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I hear nymphs really put

the "nymph" in "nymph."

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Before we head in,

let me tell you

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what I've learned

about how to party.

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The key is to--

- Not walk in with you.

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Good idea. Bye.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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You're not really

a party guy, little bro.

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More of a party... killer.

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Like, I kill for a living,

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and I get jealous

watching you murder a vibe.

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Take that back!

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[laughs]

Oh, look at him go, folks.

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Listen, I'm going in.

I wanna have sex with someone

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before our parents

have sex with everyone.

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[sighs]

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Hi.

I'm apparently a party killer.

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Just kidding.

I'm actually a king.

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You guys are lizards?

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Are you talking lizards?

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You're unable to talk?

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You just don't want

to talk to me.

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Wow, this is off

to a great freaking start.

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Nice forest.

It smells like dirt.

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Thanks

for the disguise, darling.

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I love our son to death,

but he's party quicksand.

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Shush! Don't call him

our son out loud.

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It lowers our party value.

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True, and I want to have sex

with everyone

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before Stupendous has sex

with anyone.

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[upbeat lyre music]

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♪ ♪

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[dramatic chanting]

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♪ ♪

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♪ Whoo ♪

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♪ People from the city,

creatures from the wood ♪

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♪ Everyone's a neighbor

in nature's neighborhood ♪

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♪ My name is Tom

and I'm not part of this band ♪

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♪ I just saw they were playing

and thought I'd lend a hand ♪

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Which I'm learning

is not necessary.

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Good night.

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Okay, so no point

trying that.

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I figure, like, maybe six,

seven hundred people.

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How about you?

What do you do for violence?

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Well, I'm originally

from the ocean.

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Have you ever been?

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It's basically

a large, wet forest.

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You guys see that centaur

eat it up there?

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Hi. Great forest.

Thanks for having us.

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I'm king of the city.

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Ty!

Mom and Dad are here.

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Yeah, go say hi. Go.

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Who invited

the control freaks? [laughs]

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Hi, I'm Tyrannis,

king of the city.

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I see you ladies

are bushes.

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Is that a chosen form?

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Were you born that way?

Do you have a ruler?

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King? Queen?

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Perhaps a nongendered

bush supervisor.

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- Way to go.

- You asshead!

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We talked about this!

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This is ridiculous.

I can't possibly be that bad.

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They turned into bushes!

I wish I could.

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You asked, like,

six questions,

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and you don't even care

about the answers.

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We tried to be nice

about this.

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I don't know if that's true.

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You wanna compare it

to something?

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You're going to kill me?

My sister's gonna kill me.

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That's how much I suck

at parties.

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Now you're getting it.

Shoo. Go.

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- Oh, you grew back.

- Where were we?

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Oh, this one's delicious.

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This one too. Lemony.

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- Care to switch?

- Let's do.

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- Deliria!

- Hegemone!

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Darling, this is Hegemone,

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the goddess of plants

blooming and bearing fruit.

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Oh, I love that you've got

a mantitore.

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They've gotten so popular.

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I think you'll find

I'm one of a kind, my dear.

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Mine would disagree.

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Paizo, approach.

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Sexy evening.

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Great gods, aren't you

a handsome old monster?

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[laughs] Likewise,

my charming young friend.

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I found Paizo on Delos.

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Where'd you get yours?

- In a blackout,

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but let's not waste the night

discussing men.

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Let's find the coolest god

at the party,

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and if we can't,

that means it's us.

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Win-win.

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Oh, you two won't fight now,

will you?

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Not in our nature, love.

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We seem to be a pair

of very lucky monsters.

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Indeed!

Perhaps by the night's end,

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we may even double our luck.

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As will our goddesses.

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[both laugh]

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In all seriousness, though,

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I'll understand

if you're hesitant

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to let yours be with me.

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Well, not if that's

what she wants,

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you stunning cad.

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We aren't the competitive type.

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Correct!

Although in my case,

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it's because I never lose.

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[both laugh]

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Ah, yes, yes. Ah.

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And that's why

it's so important

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to install the drainage ditches

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before you lay in the paving.

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Will you excuse me?

I have to just...

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You have to turn

into a flower

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because everyone

just turns into stuff

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instead of walking away.

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Walking away

is a human thing.

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You walked away

from the forest,

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or don't you remember?

- Remember?

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Do I remember

humanity leaving the forest?

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No.

I'm 29.

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But I can guess why we did.

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Stupid party.

Ridiculous--

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- Why's that?

- Whoa! Why's what?

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There's a whole world

out here.

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This is where you're dangling?

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Why did humans

leave the forest?

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Obviously to get fresh air

and be free from...

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judgmental flowers

and snobby animals.

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Sounds like

we've been misrepresented.

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I'm Daphne.

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[sighs] Tyrannis.

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- King of the city.

- Yeah.

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Are you, like, plant-bassador?

Tree-aison?

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[laughs] We don't have

a government.

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Oh, brother.

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Even the gods say that,

and they're lying.

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If you've got a face,

then you've got

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someone at some point

yelling in it.

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Definitely true

at the moment.

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Sorry.

What am I doing?

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I'm ashamed because apparently,

I'm bad at parties.

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And I'm not natural,

so nature intimidates me,

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and now I'm throwing a tantrum

at a harmless tree lady.

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Well, see, that's honest,

and honesty is natural.

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Would you like to take a walk

down by the river,

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where it's quieter?

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You can tell me

all about your government.

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I would love that.

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Can you just hold on

one moment?

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Don't go anywhere.

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[sly music]

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[tree chimes]

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♪ ♪

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The chief of centaurs

seems quite taken with Echo.

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That won't sit well with Pan.

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Tell Echo to seal it,

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and we'll offer

to keep it quiet...

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if he migrates.

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Why are you here?

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Your target's in the wind.

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I blew him back.

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He's simple.

He'll be here all night.

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He wants to tell me

about his government.

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I missed the reason

you're here.

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He's simple, sister.

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I don't know how humans

are picking kings these days,

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but this guy may have won

a contest.

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Or his people lost one.

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He's not what I'd call

a threat.

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Oh.

What's he king of again?

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- A city.

- What do cities make?

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all: Humans!

- What do humans make?

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all: Cities!

- What do they make them from?

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all: Wood!

- What are we?

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all: Wood nymphs!

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So what do wood nymphs do?

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all: Kill!

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Thanks. I just lose

perspective sometimes.

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I'll get back to work.

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[partygoers cheer]

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Hey, guys.

No big deal,

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but just wanted

to let you know

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I'm talking to the hottest

tree nymph in the forest.

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And you know, I'm not saying

it's romantic,

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but I am saying

she probably gets to choose

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how she spends her time

at parties.

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And you left her

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to brag about it

to your big sister.

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[laughs]

- [laughs]

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No, seriously, man, congratulations.

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Sounds like you finally

found someone

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out of their mind.

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Or someone

that knows you're king,

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and she's up to something.

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I love this response,

because it confirms

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that this was always

about some sad competition.

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- Yeah, for you.

- No, for you.

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Look at you guys.

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You're worse at partying

than me, so I win.

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But not really,

because I think

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when partying is a competition,

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you automatically lose.

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Sounds like you lost, then.

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- No, you did.

- No, you lost,

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because for you,

it's a competition.

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You guys competing

about partying?

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all: No.

- Okay.

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Because if you are,

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no better way to settle it

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than who does the most beans.

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What are we, children?

Get out of here.

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Hey, man, all you had to say

was "We don't do beans."

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I do beans, dumbass.

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Me too.

Your beans probably suck.

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Oh, man.

Have fun, guys.

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Dude, these mortals

just swallowed an entire bean.

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We weren't supposed

to take a whole bean?

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- You said you do beans!

- Everyone does beans!

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Relax!

Everyone relax.

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He was hazing us,

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and he's waiting

for us to freak out, so don't.

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Just kick back

and enjoy the party.

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Right. Right.

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- How you doing?

- What's up?

00:08:09,277 --> 00:08:10,414

Cool party.

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[all screaming]

00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:19,599

Why am I so small?

00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:20,701

Why do I have two heads?

00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,737

Where's that cool nymph

I liked?

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I'm not a second head, idiot.

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I'm your inner critic.

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What's an inner critic?

00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:28,517

- You can hear him?

- Everyone can now.

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That's how messed up you are.

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Why don't you stuff

more magic beans

00:08:32,024 --> 00:08:34,529

from random weirdos

into your face?

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What, you don't have a voice

in your head

00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:37,301

that tells you you suck?

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Yeah, it's called Mom.

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[gasps] We gotta find Mom.

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She'll make me big again!

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I have to find Daphne.

We connected.

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You're connecting

with more than that.

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Oh, no, I can taste

through my feet.

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Why is dirt delicious?

Ugh! Yuck!

00:08:49,893 --> 00:08:51,462

I refuse this.

00:08:51,462 --> 00:08:53,332

Wait, you can just refuse it?

00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,036

I refuse this!

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Come on!

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Is that Hephaestus

over there?

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No, just

a normal ugly person.

00:09:00,782 --> 00:09:03,153

We may be

the coolest people here.

00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:04,021

And what about mortals?

00:09:04,155 --> 00:09:06,659

Who're those idiots

tripping on magic beans?

00:09:06,659 --> 00:09:07,929

I'm afraid

those are my children.

00:09:08,029 --> 00:09:10,367

Interesting.

I think that makes me

00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:11,503

the coolest person here.

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Congratulations.

00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,909

To be clear,

there's a solid chance

00:09:14,909 --> 00:09:16,913

I'll be making love

to your wife tonight.

00:09:16,913 --> 00:09:18,684

That's been established

and permitted.

00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,721

Dad! Down here!

00:09:20,721 --> 00:09:22,190

Hi, kids.

Is your night

00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:25,598

as completely free of concern

as mine definitely is?

00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,502

Stupendous shrank,

00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:29,472

and I have

an external inner critic.

00:09:29,472 --> 00:09:30,742

Nice to meet you.

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And can I just say,

00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,547

you were wise to neglect

00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:36,920

this pretentious,

living scrotum.

00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,458

Wow.

You're pretty high, son.

00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,295

- Uh-huh.

- Where's Mom?

00:09:41,395 --> 00:09:42,598

If I knew how to know that,

00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:44,936

I wouldn't be her husband, honey.

00:09:46,406 --> 00:09:47,675

How you going to do it?

00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:49,879

- I don't know.

- Should look like an accident.

00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:51,917

Late night swim?

- Overdose.

00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:54,021

Won't they just replace him

with a stronger king?

00:09:54,021 --> 00:09:56,659

[mockingly] Oh, no.

Then we have to kill him?

00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:58,597

[forcefully] It's almost

like war is hard work.

00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,799

I'm just saying,

00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,134

if we're protecting

the environment,

00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,607

why not keep someone

we can influence on the throne?

00:10:03,607 --> 00:10:05,010

I'm trying to be strategic,

not lazy.

00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,412

Be strategic

with your target,

00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:07,948

not with us.

00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,723

Hey, stranger.

00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:13,794

Why, hey, hey.

Sorry, lost you.

00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:15,330

Wow.

Do you wanna dance?

00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:16,667

Is that a thing in the forest?

00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,838

[grunting]

00:10:18,838 --> 00:10:20,173

Are you on beans?

00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:22,645

I may have done a whole bean.

Is that dangerous?

00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:23,747

Well, no.

00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,551

They're way safer

than people think.

00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:26,653

You could take ten of them.

[laughs]

00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:27,621

But you didn't hear that

from me.

00:10:27,621 --> 00:10:28,791

That's a relief. [sighs]

00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:29,960

Hey, why'd you take any?

00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,163

If I'm honest,

I wanted to be cool.

00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:34,603

Honestly, the forest

isn't always cool

00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:35,938

It's not even always honest.

00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,909

Really?

Because I kind of bragged

00:10:37,909 --> 00:10:39,779

to my sister that you were

hanging out with me,

00:10:39,779 --> 00:10:41,583

and she said you were

probably up to something,

00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,788

like you had an agenda,

and I thought--

00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:46,760

[upbeat dance music playing]

00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,564

[partygoers cheering]

00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:55,944

♪ ♪

00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:03,894

[thunder claps]

00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:07,735

Holy balls!

It's Dionysus!

00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,004

[partygoers cheering]

- Spit in my mouth!

00:11:09,104 --> 00:11:11,408

Raise my children!

Whoo!

00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,712

Somebody here

00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:14,849

just started partying

so hard

00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:17,321

that I personally felt it

clear across the world,

00:11:17,321 --> 00:11:20,426

where you better believe I was

at an even cooler party.

00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:23,098

Bring this party child to me.

00:11:24,869 --> 00:11:26,907

What's your name, party child?

00:11:26,907 --> 00:11:29,746

- Tyrannis.

- What made you party so hard?

00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,248

A girl kissed me.

00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:34,088

[all gasp]

00:11:34,088 --> 00:11:37,493

That is

the only right answer!

00:11:37,493 --> 00:11:41,670

This is now the coolest party!

00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:45,545

[partygoers cheering]

00:11:45,545 --> 00:11:48,551

[frenetic music playing]

00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:53,092

♪ ♪

00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:56,499

Hey, hey, hey!

I know you!

00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:58,402

Look at these goddesses!

00:11:58,402 --> 00:11:59,437

That's my mom!

00:11:59,605 --> 00:12:03,513

Is it true my child

summoned you with his partying?

00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:07,655

Do you know how weirdly close

I am to admiring you tonight?

00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:08,891

I love you, Mom.

00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:11,128

I want you to meet

someone very special.

00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:12,230

Where'd she go?

00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,467

Don't just stand there,

party child.

00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,537

Go to her!

00:12:15,637 --> 00:12:17,006

Yes. Thank you.

I will!

00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:19,512

I love you guys!

We should all hang out more!

00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:21,683

We should hang out more!

00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,052

I don't know why we don't.

00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,756

I guess because you take it

00:12:24,756 --> 00:12:26,926

to some

pretty dangerous extremes

00:12:26,926 --> 00:12:29,231

and never really know

when to stop.

00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:30,968

Like this!

00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,938

- Did you just dose me?

- Yeah.

00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:35,444

Good.

Next time, don't take so long.

00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:37,915

We should hang out more!

00:12:37,915 --> 00:12:39,953

This party just got tremendous.

00:12:39,953 --> 00:12:42,592

- Agreed!

- I've decided not to ruin it

00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:44,127

by making love to your wife.

00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:46,098

- What? Why?

- Because I respect you.

00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,267

Well, if you respect me,

00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,739

you very much will make love

to my wife.

00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,475

I think we know

you'd rather I not.

00:12:51,475 --> 00:12:52,845

Take that back.

00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:55,016

Easy now.

We're not a competitive breed.

00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:56,319

Exactly, my dashing friend,

00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:58,322

which is why I find it

a bit offensive

00:12:58,322 --> 00:13:00,961

that you continue trying

to make me jealous.

00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:03,299

No mantitore can make

another mantitore jealous,

00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,368

my sexy brother.

00:13:04,468 --> 00:13:06,404

There's simply some that are

and some that aren't.

00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:09,812

I'm afraid I can't hear you

over my wonderful fantasy

00:13:09,812 --> 00:13:11,482

of you and my wife

in bed together.

00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,217

Sorry, old man.

00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,354

I think

you're just saying that.

00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,662

- My God.

- That's right,

00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:18,797

you gorgeous monster.

00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,734

I told you I never lose.

00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,705

I've proven you're possessive.

00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:24,140

[yelps]

00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,151

How could you

let this happen?

00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:31,355

It's insane that you're

blaming this on me.

00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:34,094

Oh, is this your family?

Too early for me to meet them?

00:13:34,094 --> 00:13:35,363

I just need a moment, Tyrannis.

00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:37,234

You need to get Dionysus

out of here.

00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,739

You want me to ask

the god of parties

00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:41,008

to leave a party.

00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,778

Yes!

You summoned him.

00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,883

Well, we did, with our love.

00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:46,653

[laughing derisively]

00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,122

That's not the reaction

00:13:48,122 --> 00:13:50,059

one wants to that,

but okay.

00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:53,099

You humans think love

is when someone smiles at you.

00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,069

I can't really argue

with that.

00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:56,272

I mean, it's a pretty big deal

00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:57,373

when we're not killing

each other.

00:13:57,373 --> 00:14:00,279

Exactly.

You're like termites to us,

00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:02,885

but that's misleading

because we don't hate termites.

00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,758

But you're like

a mentally diseased colony

00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,293

of giant termites.

00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:09,197

This would go down easier

if you jumped in with

00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,569

"My sisters are just

really protective."

00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:13,039

Tyrannis, grow up!

00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,174

How naive can you be?

00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:17,147

The forest hates you.

You are our enemy.

00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,920

I was assigned to you.

I'm supposed to kill you!

00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,558

See, Daphne, you were doing

so good,

00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:23,761

and then wow.

00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,296

Assigned?

To kill me?

00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:27,568

Ty, sweetheart,

everyone loves a love story,

00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:30,674

but when it stops being fun,

you move on to the next one.

00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:31,877

So glad to hear you say that.

00:14:31,877 --> 00:14:32,945

We'd like you to leave

our forest.

00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:34,782

Excuse me?

00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,451

Take it easy, Daphne.

He's a god.

00:14:36,451 --> 00:14:39,157

Enough with this.

You're destroying our home.

00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:41,162

Not to mention

their place of work.

00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:42,931

I'm sorry.

What's your name?

00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:44,835

Don't answer.

Nobody cares.

00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:47,841

Every party in the world

is my home.

00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:49,812

I decide who stays in it

and who leaves,

00:14:49,812 --> 00:14:51,683

and I don't like you mistreating

00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,386

my rare, beautiful party child.

00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:55,357

[snaps fingers]

[partygoers yelling]

00:14:55,357 --> 00:14:56,626

Whoa!

00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,362

Tyrannis, hear my tale.

00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:01,068

I was once you.

I wanted to be cool.

00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,104

You know what everyone said?

00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:03,205

"Stop wanting that.

00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:05,109

It's not cool

to wanna be cool."

00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:07,948

Well, isn't that convenient

for the already cool?

00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,654

Well, now I'm one

of the already cool.

00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:13,058

Now nobody tells me anything.

00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:15,263

There's no ceiling to a party,

but there is a ladder,

00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:17,100

and we are climbing to the top.

00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,272

Come on, I wanna introduce you

to some leopards.

00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:24,549

Hey, baby!

00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,283

Oh, where's Shlub?

00:15:25,283 --> 00:15:27,187

He fled in great humiliation.

00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,224

Frankly, in a jealous rage.

00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:32,030

My husband was jealous?

Odd.

00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,198

I agree.

If you'd like,

00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,205

I can... make love to you.

Maybe later.

00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:38,877

Hey.

It hasn't come up yet,

00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:41,081

but if Deliria and Shlub

are down,

00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:43,018

I might want to have

a threesome with them.

00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:45,356

- What about me?

- Ooh, possessive much?

00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:48,129

This isn't working.

Find your own ride home.

00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:50,232

- Where are we?

- Oh, no. Look.

00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:53,139

A guy playing an instrument

nobody asked him to bring?

00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:55,410

Two people trying

to solve racism?

00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,948

A girl puking and crying

at the same time?

00:15:57,948 --> 00:15:59,117

My God.

00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:00,520

We're at the party's

outer edge.

00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,321

Well, yeah.

00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,357

Where'd you think

you'd end up, dork?

00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:05,597

This next song is about

a very wondrous wall.

00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,100

[wails]

00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,302

Are you all right?

00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,939

Stop pretending

you care about others.

00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,710

I'm fine, but you people

should run

00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:12,712

while you have a chance.

00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:13,947

Why? It's just a party.

00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:15,182

Wrong, tiny girl.

00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,153

There isn't any party

like a Dionysus party

00:16:17,153 --> 00:16:19,759

because a Dionysus party

never stops.

00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:21,361

[partygoers clamoring]

00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:23,967

Wow, our little brother

wins again.

00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,305

He's not a party killer.

He's the party king.

00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:28,075

Oh.

You're Tyrannis' sister.

00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:29,712

You might be able to save

his life.

00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:30,747

Is he in danger?

00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:31,682

Everyone here is.

00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,586

Dionysus doesn't eat or drink

to stay alive,

00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:36,391

and he doesn't leave

until the party is dead.

00:16:36,391 --> 00:16:38,061

How do we get Ty

out of there?

00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,599

Honestly?

Give him your approval.

00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,903

He's the single most

emotionally deprived human

00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:42,905

I've ever met.

00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:43,907

I was assigned to kill him,

00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:44,942

and he wanted to marry me.

00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:46,245

But the first thing on his mind

00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:48,149

was bragging about me to you.

00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:50,621

He cares about your opinion.

You're his family.

00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:51,388

both: Gross.

00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:53,527

Listen to the leaf lady,

ass-face.

00:16:53,527 --> 00:16:56,231

This is your chance

to do something useful.

00:16:56,231 --> 00:16:58,135

Why would you want that?

You hate me.

00:16:58,135 --> 00:17:00,239

Are you--how stupid are you?

00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:03,079

If I hated you,

I wouldn't talk to you.

00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:04,214

I want you to be better.

00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,686

I just happen to know

it's impossible.

00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:09,825

Ow!

00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,800

There!

Come on, go!

00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,971

The party's too awesome!

00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:17,808

Just dance your way over!

00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,846

I can't, okay?

00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:21,381

Hey, jackass, you wanna know

00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:22,818

what the worst thing

about you is?

00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:23,954

Not really.

00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,489

Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway,

00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:27,795

and after that,

you're on your own.

00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:28,997

Wait, what are you saying?

00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:31,736

You know what really sucks

about you?

00:17:31,736 --> 00:17:33,841

You're too hard on yourself.

00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:35,510

Whoa.

00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,021

'Sup? How you doing?

00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,524

Party!

No wrong answer.

00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:44,194

Look at the little fish bowl baby.

00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,164

Oh, my God, I love you,

fish bowl baby.

00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,302

Oh, no, I'm undone

by my own confidence!

00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,439

I got it from here!

00:17:54,883 --> 00:17:56,919

I respect you.

- You do?

00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:57,888

Yeah, basically.

00:17:57,888 --> 00:17:59,558

I mean, you stand up

for what you believe in.

00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:01,562

Daphne was right

when she said that--oof!

00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:03,299

What did Daphne say?

That was my sister.

00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,469

Well, now she can join

the tree wench

00:18:05,469 --> 00:18:08,275

outside the party,

because they are zero fun.

00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,310

Is that what you do

00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,312

with the things

that aren't fun?

00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:13,085

You just toss them aside

like you did with Daphne,

00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:14,387

like you did with my sister?

00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:15,591

What about the serious stuff,

00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:17,561

the important stuff

like saving the forest,

00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:19,765

like believing

in a better future,

00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,466

like family?

00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,303

I'm sorry.

I'm so bored.

00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,540

What are you talking about?

00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,309

What happens

when the party's over?

00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,815

The party's never over.

00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,286

The party never ends!

00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:32,858

Then I guess

you haven't met Tyrannis,

00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:34,796

king party killer.

00:18:34,796 --> 00:18:35,664

Hi, I'm Tyrannis.

00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,434

What's your favorite form

of government?

00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,304

- What are you doing?

- Hi.

00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:41,108

Would you like to hear

about sewage maintenance?

00:18:41,108 --> 00:18:42,410

It's more complex

than you'd think.

00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,447

It's essentially

a network of feces.

00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:47,186

What are you trying to prove,

party child?

00:18:47,286 --> 00:18:48,488

- What's your favorite color?

- Ugh.

00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:50,092

- Guess how old I am.

- Ugh.

00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:52,430

I had the craziest dream

last night.

00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,136

Aren't politics the worst?

Let's argue about them!

00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,406

I had such hopes for you.

00:18:57,406 --> 00:18:59,377

There's so much hunger

in the world.

00:18:59,377 --> 00:19:01,281

What do you know

about cockroaches?

00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:03,118

Do you know you have

something in your teeth?

00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:05,222

It's okay.

So do I.

00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,694

Go, you boring son

of a bitch, go.

00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,632

Is this how you do this?

Here we go.

00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,201

I think I've got it.

Bear with me.

00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:13,405

♪ La, la, la, party song ♪

00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,243

♪ La, la la ♪

Everybody!

00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:17,748

That's it!

00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:21,923

This party sucks!

00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:23,191

[thunder rumbling]

00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:25,096

[leopards roar]

00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:28,102

[dramatic music]

00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:30,273

♪ ♪

00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:32,443

[partygoers mumbling]

00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:39,959

Did you just defeat

the god of parties

00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,896

by ruining his party?

00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:44,134

- Yes.

- My son!

00:19:44,134 --> 00:19:45,303

My son.

00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:47,875

My love,

I was possessive tonight.

00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,910

Of me, I assume.

00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:49,578

Of course.

00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:51,248

Makes sense.

I am incredible.

00:19:51,248 --> 00:19:53,119

I'd be possessive of you

as well

00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,287

under very specific,

00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:56,258

impossible-to-achieve

circumstances.

00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:58,763

Mama, can you enlarge me?

00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:02,036

Afraid not, darling.

The only antidote to bean magic

00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,071

is pure sincerity.

00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,343

Tell us what animal

you find most attractive.

00:20:05,343 --> 00:20:06,345

Don't think.

Just say it.

00:20:06,345 --> 00:20:08,516

- River otter!

- [laughs]

00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:11,287

I'm kidding.

I can enlarge you.

00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:12,758

"River otter."

00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,728

[laughs]

00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:16,699

Do I have to run?

00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,637

No.

You almost killed the forest.

00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,440

We almost killed you.

You saved the forest.

00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,408

I'm not killing you.

00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:22,545

We have to figure out

00:20:22,545 --> 00:20:24,180

a better way to deal

with you idiots.

00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,218

What a gift.

So I guess for now,

00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:28,355

screw you and thanks.

00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:30,827

You're welcome, party child.

00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,169

[grunts]

00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:37,941

[pained grunts]

00:20:41,749 --> 00:20:43,152

Mm, asleep, sleeping.

00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,655

Asleep. Dead?

Asleep.

00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:47,193

Dead asleep.

Ah, what do we have here?

00:20:47,193 --> 00:20:48,530

Don't mind if I do.

00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,334

Thank you,

my handsome man-horse.

00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,640

Hello, you stunning son

of a bitch.

00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,579

I could say the same,

so I will. Hello.

00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:58,482

What brings you

around these parts?

00:20:58,482 --> 00:21:00,854

Why, you did, with the beans.

00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:02,490

Speaking of, may I?

00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:04,360

You may and you must.

00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,732

[laughs] Well, it looks

like my lucky morning.

00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:07,567

Indeed.

00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,304

To think I just gave up

on an orgy.

00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:11,074

What?

Have you gone mad?

00:21:11,074 --> 00:21:12,744

[all laugh]

- We laugh.

00:21:12,744 --> 00:21:15,316

Hopefully, that's not all

we do.

00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,153

Speaking of, bean?

00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:18,623

I'll take

whatever you're offering.

00:21:18,623 --> 00:21:20,292

- Don't tempt me.

- Why not?

00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:21,562

He just did.

00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:23,934

- Here I am.

- Prompt and perfect.

00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:24,969

Just how I like it.

00:21:24,969 --> 00:21:25,771

Go tell base we've got

00:21:25,771 --> 00:21:28,408

a level-seven

cascading bean orgy.

00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:30,647

Well, you gobbled that

right down.

00:21:30,647 --> 00:21:32,449

Did you get any of that?

00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:35,957

Bento.