Пожалуйста, Деметра

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Да. Это пшеница.

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Шикарно. А где гнилое зерно?

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Пшеница и есть зерно. Это оно.

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Да. Отвратительно. Уродливый лик...

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- Эта хорошая.

- Хорошей пшеницы.

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Дай мне плохую.

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Но эта выглядит... Ты уверен?

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Конечно уверен.

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Почему-то лучше выглядящий лик нашего нового врага, гнили зерна.

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Мы следим за тобой, красавчик.

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Мы в нашем городе любим зерно за характер.

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Спасибо.

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Я пошёл на следующее поле.

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Дай знать, чем я могу помочь.

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- Я возьму кебаб?

- Что-что?

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- Кебаб выглядит отлично.

- Лучший в городе.

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Поэтому за ними всегда очень длинная очередь. Он знает.

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Вы спросили, чем можете помочь.

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Да, с гнилью.

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Я голодный земледелец.

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Да, но ты голоден из-за гнили зерна или просто пропустил завтрак?

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Второе про меня.

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Ну, вы спросили.

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- Тебе нравится?

- Очень вкусно.

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Я поделился кебабом, я хороший царь.

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Но предупреждаю, я лучше целую задницу на полный желудок.

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Что?

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Просто читаю утреннюю смешную вазу.

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У этого дурака не было еды,

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но к нему на ужин зашёл бог, так что он...

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сварил своего брата.

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Кажется, смешная ваза у меня.

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У тебя некрологи, дорогой.

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Беру свой смех назад.

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Кто-то сварил человека в реальной жизни?

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Они и сырые безвкусные.

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Можно мне некрологи? Они звучат здорово.

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Гниль зерна должна зваться гнилью карьеры.

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Умирающие люди убивают мою репутацию.

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Мам, я не хочу просить тебя о помощи.

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- Правда? Почему?

- Ты не поможешь.

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Но ты ведь дружишь с богиней пшеницы и зерна?

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Кстати, народ, это одно и то же.

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Деметра богиня земледелия.

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Мы едва ли подруги.

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Скорее дряни.

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Нет. Шутка запорота.

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Вражду бессмертных нельзя объяснить, потому что она вне времени.

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Она думает, что я одолжила ее серьги.

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Настолько давно она одолжила их у меня. Они мои.

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Смертным нужна пшеница, мама. Мы умрём.

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Вы едите не только пшеницу.

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Ешьте больше коров.

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Коров?

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Коровы едят зерно.

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На улице растёт оно?

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Так я правильно поняла?

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Люди растят еду, а затем скармливают ее другой своей еде?

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Неудивительно, что вы вечно голодаете.

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Колосса, ты ведь дружила с воином твоего роста с однорогим шлемом?

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Ты говоришь про Прак.

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И мы не дружили, мы враждовали.

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Тогда это хорошая новость.

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Что Прак Неостановимая делает в некрологе?

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Останавливается?

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А, да, это... хорошо.

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Я никогда не пойму реакцию смертных на смерть,

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единственное, что не может стать неожиданностью.

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Мам, гниль зерна?

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Оставь меня в покое.

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Твоя сестра скорбит.

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- Плак умерла.

- Прак.

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Теперь уже неважно.

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Буп.

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Ладно, что говорят в таких случаях?

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Деметра, богиня урожая, я даю тебе этого тяжёлого козла

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и три оставшихся года со здоровой спиной.

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Пойду смотреть, как мой город умирает.

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Спасибо заранее за...

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Пожалуйста.

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Ты... ты правда здесь?

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Я падкая на мёртвых козлов.

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О, я брезгливый, так что просто напоил его вином.

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Извини. Если это считается, обещаю, жизнь козла разрушена.

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Никому не говори, но на самом деле боги ничего не делают с жертвами.

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Я так и думал. Вы хотите, чтобы люди ценили ваше время,

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и люди ценят только то, за что платят.

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Цинично.

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Проницательно.

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В моей семье есть богиня.

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Я рос слишком близко к магии.

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Делирия.

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Ты такой же как она.

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О, хорошо.

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У тебя есть кинжал для жертвоприношений,

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или мне просто прыгнуть с крыши?

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Перестань.

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- Как она?

- Ты знаешь маму.

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А мама не знает, что я здесь.

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Поняла. Почему твой город умирает?

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Ты правда не знаешь? Сколько у тебя есть времени?

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Для тебя? Полно.

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Мне нравится этот букет из ненависти к себе и уверенности.

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Тогда я хотел бы уверенно и с ненавистью к себе рассказать тебе о больном зерне.

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У-у.

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Броди! Хочешь?

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Обычно я не пью на работе, но думаю, так козлу будет комфортнее.

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У тебя дверь клинит.

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Это называется замок.

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Он не работает. Я хочу попасть к Аиду.

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Ты на пути туда.

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Я хочу попасть туда до смерти, а потом вернуться.

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Это Сицилия.

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Ты понимаешь, что Прак умерла от укуса пчелы?

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Так быть не может.

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Прак умрёт, когда я его убью.

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Я знаю, что ты меня за это побьёшь, но я задам один вопрос о твоих отношениях с Прак.

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Какие вопросы у тебя могут быть?

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Прак мужчина или женщина?

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Я иногда бываю таким дураком.

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Пол ничего не значит для воина.

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Я должна драться с Прак, а не объяснять их.

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И я знаю, что ты можешь помочь. Когда мы были подростками,

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ты не затыкался про Аида.

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Отчасти поэтому тебе никто не давал.

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А почему еще?

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Ладно, ладно, ладно.

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Думаю, я могу отравить тебя.

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Это всё, чего я хотела.

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Извини, о чём я говорил?

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Твои люди голодают.

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Да, голодают.

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Ну, ты поняла суть.

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Угу, да.

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Гниль зерна. Я понятия не имела.

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- Она пройдёт к утру.

- Спасибо.

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Это был для меня поворотный день, Деметра.

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Ты разрушила все мои предрассудки о богах.

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О, оставь их.

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Я - исключение.

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Это большое преуменьшение.

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Позволь мне тебе отплатить.

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Скажем, угостить обедом.

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Ты приглашаешь меня на свидание?

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Буду рада.

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Ага!

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У меня свидание с богиней.

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У меня свидание с богиней.

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У меня свидание с богиней!

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Ты в порядке?

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Да, у меня свидание с богиней.

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Здорово.

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- Моя жена умерла.

- О, мне жаль.

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Да, я пошёл на прогулку, потому что не могу разбирать ее вещи без слёз.

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Так что у нас с тобой очень разные дни.

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Но да, спасибо тебе за то, что похвастался твоим.

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Ха! И спасибо тебе за твой выпад,

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теперь мне не будет неловко из-за того, что...

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У меня свидание с богиней.

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И у богини свидание со мной.

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Ты осуждающий мудак.

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Ты видел пшеницу?

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Она здорова.

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Более чем здорова.

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Она лоснится.

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Твоих рук дело, любимая?

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Ты спасла город нашего сына?

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Не скажу, что это я, и не скажу, что не я.

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Но если я, не благодари.

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Я заслужила выходной.

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Мы постараемся тебя подменить.

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Ее нельзя не любить.

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Нет, можно.

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Папа, я виделся с Деметрой.

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- О?

- Она вылечила зерно.

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- О!

- И я позвал ее на свидание.

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Что?

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Герой! Сын, ты герой.

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Ты даже не знаешь, что она ответила.

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- Кого волнует?

- Она согласилась.

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Меня! Подробности.

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- Их нет.

- Выдумай.

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- Это по-детски.

- Это по-моему.

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Папе нужны детали. Папе нужны детали.

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Мы пообедаем, а там увидим.

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Это всё, что есть.

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Это всё, что нужно.

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Мой сын в клубе.

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Неважно, что теперь будет.

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Даже если ты умрёшь по дороге к ней.

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Что возможно, если твоя мать узнает.

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О, она воспримет это как космическое преступление.

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Ты пересёк черту.

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Но я в клубе!

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Такого клуба нет.

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Твоя мама с ней на ножах, и тебя ждёт... Ой!

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Ты же гордился!

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И горжусь. И боюсь.

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И ради нас обоих я буду отрицать, что у нас был этот разговор.

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Удачи.

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Кто-то слабее тебя умер бы от этого.

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Но если повезёт и будешь слушать меня...

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Я не боюсь.

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Не страх удержит тебя в царстве Аида, а незнание.

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Та часть нас, которую мы не понимаем, зато понимает Аид, и это...

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Очень интересно.

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Нет!

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Этот яд не пьют залпом!

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Царство Аида - отстой.

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- Привет.

- Привет.

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Я предвкушаю обед.

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Я тоже.

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Обед.

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Это же святотатство?

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Да. Оскверни меня.

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Как пожелаешь.

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Что ты видишь?

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Кучу всего.

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Яснее не стало.

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- Ищи реку. Там есть река?

- Да.

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Если хотя бы одна капля тебя коснётся,

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ты забудешь свою жизнь и будешь бродить вдоль берега, как идиотка.

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Ты видишь идиотов?

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Только их и вижу.

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- Кто я?

- Что за дела с делами?

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Почему я здесь?

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С дороги, идиоты. Что теперь?

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Найди перевозчика. Он пропустит тебя, только если ты мертва.

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Найди кого-нибудь умершего с любой ёмкостью.

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Ты мёртв? Хорошо.

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Ты мёртв? Иди.

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Эй, ты совсем мертва.

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Ты мертва? Хорошая попытка. Ты явно жива.

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Что случилось? Что я делаю?

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Говоришь с этим парнем.

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- О чём?

- О птицах.

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Что ты хочешь знать о птицах?

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- Что это?

- Ты меня спрашиваешь?

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Все смотрите под ноги.

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- Кроме тебя.

- Кто я?

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Ты перевозчик.

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Неплохо.

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- А ты?

- Твои родители.

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Вот почему я такой.

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Переправщик.

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Прак!

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Долго же ты.

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Здесь нет чести!

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Ты позволила пчеле убить тебя?

00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,760

У меня аллергия!

00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,890

Ты нашла Прак?

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Да, и надираю им зад.

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Лучший обед в мире.

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А в следующий раз поедим.

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У меня для тебя подарок.

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Красиво. Это пшеница?

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Это пшеница, овёс, рис, кукуруза, ячмень,

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сорго, рожь и просо. Восемь зерновых культур.

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Я обещаю никогда не есть этот браслет.

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- Мы увидимся завтра?

- Я бы хотела.

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Когда улетаешь, ты что-то кричишь?

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Например что? "Земледелие"?

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Неправильных ответов нет.

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Как насчёт этого?

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Киноа!

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Киноа.

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Я влюблён, песня любви.

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Я влюблён, песня любви.

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Я влюблён.

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- Секс.

- Шлюха!

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Что ты делаешь? О боже.

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Как долго ты собирался этим заниматься?

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- Чем?

- Теперь ты осторожничаешь.

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Она только что прокричала "киноа" с крыши.

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Я не сделал ничего плохого, и тебя это не касается.

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Меня не?.. Извини, я отлучусь на один божественный смешок.

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Ха!

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Так ты по чистой случайности переспал с богиней, с которой я не разговариваю?

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Я со всеми сплю по чистой случайности.

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Она богиня земледелия. Наша пшеница болела.

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Я помолился ей, а дальше всё, ну ты знаешь...

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Меня сейчас стошнит!

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Мне не нужны подробности.

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Я не хочу это слышать.

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А я не хочу рассказывать.

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Поверь мне, за всё мое время с Деметрой о тебе не думал никто, кроме тебя.

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Я верю, что ты настолько наивен, но...

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- Но?

- Мне сказать это вслух?

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Она мстит мне за эти серьги.

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Ты с рождения такая поехавшая?

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Каким был миф о твоем сотворении?

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Твой папа был рекой, женившейся на вулкане.

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И ты вылетела и ударилась головой обо все звёзды на небе?

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Поэтому у нас есть зима, и ты чокнутая?

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Теперь, встретив вменяемую богиню,

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я должен знать, какое у тебя оправдание.

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- Что это?

- Нравится?

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Он из особой тряпочки, в которую тебе лучше молчать.

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Это ее подарок?

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Ты и это хочешь испортить?

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Нет, он милый.

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И она милая.

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Ты прав. Ты не сделал ничего плохого.

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Ты влюблён. И она наверно не помнит, что я украла серьги.

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Я ни слова не говорил про любовь.

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И постой, ты украла ее серьги?

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Забудь, не об этом речь.

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И знаю, моя резкая смена тона сбивает с толку,

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и когда я уйду, ты будешь щуриться не дверь,

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думая, что я затеяла. Но я искренне.

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Я тебя благословляю. Доброй ночи.

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Привет. Как у тебя дела?

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Не сейчас!

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Ты вчера говорила "не сейчас"!

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И тогда тоже.

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- С кем ты говоришь?

- Заткнись и дерись!

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Ты говоришь, а не я!

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А похоже, ты!

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- А похоже, ты!

- А похоже, ты!

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Хватит. Я верну тебя к жизни.

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- Нет!

- Тогда поговори со мной!

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Объявляю воинскую передышку!

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Так поступают только сучки.

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Тебе лучше знать.

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Если вытащишь меня, я вернусь сюда по-старинке вместе с тобой.

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- Ты понял, о чём я?

- Да, сестра.

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Ты угрожаешь убить себя и меня.

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У тебя это звучит как что-то плохое.

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Я не убью себя. Я убью Прак.

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Прак мертва, а ты умираешь.

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И я знаю, что ты тупая,

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но ты не настолько тупая.

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Я знаю, что ты знаешь, что это будет продолжаться вечно.

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Ты не хочешь признавать, что хочешь этого.

00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,250

Ты не хочешь, чтобы это было выбором.

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Так Аид до тебя и добирается.

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Так что скажи "Я это сделаю".

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Можешь это сказать?

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Извини, о чём ты спрашиваешь?

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Ты снова дерёшься?

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Да, и если будешь перебивать, я не смогу закончить.

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Закончить что?

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- Тебя, тупица.

- Ты тупица!

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Нет, ты!

00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,110

Деметра!

00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:27,570

Ох, конечно, простынь слегка помята.

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Делирия.

00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,700

- Что это?

- Серьги.

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Ты даришь мне серьги?

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Я поняла. Ты менее мелочная, чем я.

00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,790

Я пришла с миром как старая подруга и...

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мать твоего... возлюбленного.

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- Извини.

- Я понимаю.

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Клянусь, я не нарочно это делаю.

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Рвотный рефлекс настоящий.

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И ты знаешь, что я правда люблю его, да?

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Я тебе верю. Я видела браслет.

00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:57,560

А, но ты понимаешь, что не тот же браслет?

00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,140

Я знаю, что ты не выкапывала скелет прошлого, да.

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Ты каждый раз делаешь новый.

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Браслет всегда новый.

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Каждый чёртов раз.

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Началось.

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Мы вместе в этом мире навсегда.

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Иногда мы будем видеть, как мы повторяемся.

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Ты можешь повторяться не с моим сыном?

00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:20,200

Это мерзкое желание. Я сделаю его счастливым.

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Пока он не состарится или заболеет.

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Да, они стареют или заболевают.

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И я избавляю их от страданий.

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Да, ведь тебя беспокоят их страдания.

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Так я должна закрыть свое сердце, и бросить его одного...

00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:33,930

В дикой природе?

00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:37,220

Я хотела сказать "с тобой", но это то же самое.

00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:42,020

Честное слово, он такой замечательный, но такой неухоженный.

00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,640

Что-нибудь еще?

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Нет.

00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,100

Если ты правда не помнишь...

00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:47,900

Я помню о серьгах.

00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,440

Я хотела быть выше тебя.

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Чёрт.

00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,728

Добро пожаловать на утёс сирен.

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Наслаждайтесь песней сирен на камнях внизу, но не прыгайте через ограждение.

00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,120

Я принесу воду с лимоном.

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Вода с лимоном. И правда клуб бессмертных.

00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,500

Не знал, что богам нравится такое умиротворение.

00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:10,840

Я думаю, они им нравится кое-что другое.

00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,510

Оу.

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Извини, не подумала, что это может тебя задеть.

00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,970

Хочешь, пойдём куда-то еще?

00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,930

- А ты?

- Тебе решать. Не меня...

00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,140

Волнует смерть?

00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,310

Это наша первая ссора?

00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:28,650

Ладно, признаю, те люди не вызывают у меня никаких чувств.

00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,803

Они не мои. Но если бы ты тонул,

00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:35,641

я бы остановила океан и помочилась на лицо Посейдону.

00:16:35,641 --> 00:16:38,030

Ему бы это понравилось. Потом расскажу.

00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,830

Разделим пробник краба?

00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,580

Перепробуем всех крабов.

00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,870

В чём дело?

00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,250

Тот парень!

00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:52,670

Ты не слышишь, как он кричит от сильной боли?

00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,170

Ну, я много чего слышу.

00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,920

В том числе и это, но...

00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,630

Ладно, пошли в другое место.

00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,680

Что-то не так?

00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,470

Крики беспокоят моего человека.

00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,760

Пошли, пошли.

00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,930

Извините. Они душераздирающие.

00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,020

К ним привыкаешь.

00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,860

- Колосса, пора.

- Я почти закончила.

00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,110

Я не там.

00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,570

Ты что? Тебе сюда нельзя.

00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:21,530

Я не мог смотреть, как сестра умирает, и решил рискнуть.

00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,580

Да, но ты не хочешь здесь быть.

00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,080

А я хочу.

00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,040

Чёрт. Что со мной не так?

00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,830

С чего начать?

00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,660

- Пошли.

- Быстрее!

00:17:36,785 --> 00:17:39,090

Нужно пересечь реку, пока твое тело не умерло.

00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,789

Ладно, но если не успеем,

00:17:40,872 --> 00:17:45,220

пообещай использовать мой труп, чтобы реально напугать Тирана.

00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,480

Мама. Папа.

00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,980

Если ты уйдёшь, я победила.

00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,570

Ладно, ты заслужила. Вперёд!

00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:55,980

Вечно ты мной недовольна.

00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,530

Пошла ты!

00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,780

Прак, нет!

00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,910

Кто я?

00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,620

Прак Неостановимая.

00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,580

Кто ты?

00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,620

Подруга. Я вернусь.

00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,330

Ладно. Пока.

00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,350

- Ты в порядке?

- Заткнись.

00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,020

Я не знаю, что со мной было.

00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,850

- Горе.

- Я не горюю.

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Именно.

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Ладно, зануда смертный.

00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,860

Спасибо.

00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,690

Пожалуйста!

00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:38,320

Э, не поможешь?

00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,070

Сестры хуже тебя нет.

00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:49,320

Тебе они больше идут.

00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,450

Мы не должны враждовать, мы не можем.

00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,910

Нам не убить друг друга, так к чему вражда?

00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,160

Ладно.

00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,370

Для меня это очень тяжело,

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но я сомневаюсь, что Тиран будет полностью счастлив в нашей ситуации.

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Ла-адно.

00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:08,420

Будь это кто-то другой, я могла бы привести его к счастью.

00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:12,220

Ему невыносимо слышать крики других людей.

00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,930

Ты об этом знала?

00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:18,730

И я подумала, а что если я смягчу его слух или заточу его в одном месте?

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Но я знаю, что это расстроило бы тебя.

00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,900

И я этого не выдержу.

00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,940

Ты его возвращаешь?

00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:29,490

Ну конечно, ты так говоришь, будто он собственность, Делирия.

00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:34,820

Я люблю его и прошу тебя как подруга, чьё сердце разрывается.

00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:39,040

Могу я оставить его у тебя, чтобы не беспокоиться о нём?

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И я докинула серьги, потому что для тебя всё на свете - сделка.

00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,080

Ты говорила с ним?

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О нет, нет, я не могу. Я не могу его расстраивать.

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Но дорогая, похоже, что всё-таки придётся.

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Но не мне.

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Я забочусь.

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А ты обижаешь.

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Поэтому я люблю тебя, какой бы ядовитой ты ни была.

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Ты придумаешь, что сказать.

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Если я скажу ему правду,

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то есть что ты ужасна, он мне не поверит.

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В чём виновата я, потому что я плохая мать.

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И это уже не изменить, как и тебя.

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Так что я просто скажу: спасибо, что вернула моего человека не оглохшим.

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Я возьму серьги и увидимся через тысячу лет.

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О, ты лучшая.

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Рис!

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Это моя крыша, полоумная ты сука.

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Что-то не так. Мы планировали пикник.

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Я сделал ей знаменитые вегетарианские рулеты.

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Ты что здесь делаешь?

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Ты нужен своему городу. Ты уже долго здесь сидишь.

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- И что? Мне всё равно.

- Мне тоже.

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Но они достали своим нытьём.

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Где твои серьги?

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О, я вернула их Деметре, а потом...

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О боже.

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- Что?

- Ты не понимаешь?

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Это нужно объяснять?

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Ты вернула ей серьги. Это всё, чего она хотела.

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Это было дурацкой игрой.

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Я думал, она не такая. Но вы все одинаковые.

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Ты наверно рада.

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Нет, постой. Я не хотела, чтобы ты был несчастен.

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Но я буду рада, если ты больше не станешь доверять бессмертным.

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Об этом можешь не беспокоиться, поверь.

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Мне можно верить, ведь я не дурацкий, вшивый, лицемерный, лживый, фальшивый бог.

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А теперь извини, я должен управлять городом.

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И я засуну цивилизацию вам в то, что у вас вместо дырок в заднице.

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Ох, я буду скучать по этим серьгам.

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Что за дырка в заднице?

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Yes. This is the wheat.

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Gorgeous.

And the blighted grain?

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Well, wheat is grain.

This is it.

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Yes. Disgusting.

The ugly face of--

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- That's good wheat.

- Good wheat.

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Give me the bad wheat.

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Well, okay, this looks--

are you sure?

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Well, of course you are.

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The strangely

better-looking face

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of our new enemy, grain blight.

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We're on to you, handsome.

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In this city, we like grain

for its personality.

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Thank you.

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I'm off to the next farm now.

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Let me know how I can help.

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- Can I have that kebab?

- Say what now?

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- The kebab. It looks great.

- Best in the city.

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That's why there's always

a very long line to get one,

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which he knows.

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You asked how you could help.

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Yeah, with the blight.

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I'm a hungry farmer.

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Okay, but are you

grain blight hungry,

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or did you just skip breakfast?

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Because that's me.

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Well, you did ask.

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Are you enjoying it?

- So good.

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Shared my kebab.

Pretty good king.

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Just warning everyone, though,

I kiss better ass

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with a full stomach.

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What?

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Just taking in

the morning funny vases.

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This wacky fellow here

has no food,

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but a god's dropped by

for dinner, so he ends up...

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Boiling his own brother.

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I think I've got

the funny vases.

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You have

the obituaries, darling.

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Laughter withdrawn.

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Someone boiled a human

in real life?

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They're bland enough raw.

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Can I get the obits?

They sound kinda awesome.

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This grain blight should be

called a career blight.

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It's killing my reputation

with dying people.

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Mom, I hate to ask

for your help.

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- Really? And why is that?

- You aren't helpful.

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But aren't you buddies

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with the goddess

of wheats and grains?

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By the way, everybody,

same thing.

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Demeter is agriculture.

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I'd hardly call us buddies.

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More like jerks.

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Mm, no. Botched that.

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Immortal rivalries

can't be explained,

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because they transcend time.

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I mean, the woman thinks

I borrowed her earrings.

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That's how long ago

she borrowed them from me.

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They're mine.

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Mortals need wheat, Mom.

We're going to die.

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You don't only eat wheat.

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Have more beef.

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Beef?

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Beef eats wheat.

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You can feel it

in the street?

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So let me get this straight.

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Humans grow food,

then feed their food

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to their other food?

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And you wonder

why you're constantly hungry.

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Stupendous, didn't you have

a warrior friend,

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about your height,

wore a one-horned helmet?

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You're describing Prack.

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And they're not my friend.

They're my enemy.

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Oh, well,

then this is good news.

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What is Prack the Unstoppable

doing in the obituaries?

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Um, stopping?

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Oh, right, that's... good.

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I'll never understand

the mortal reaction to death,

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the one event that can't

possibly surprise you.

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Mom, grain blight?

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Will you give me some space?

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Your sister's in mourning.

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Plack died.

- Prack.

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Hardly matters now.

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Boop.

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Okay, what do people say

for these things?

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Demeter, goddess of harvest,

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I give you a very heavy goat

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and my three remaining years

of good back.

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I've got a city to watch die.

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Thanks in advance for...

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- You're welcome.

- Ah! Oh.

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You're--you're actually here?

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I'm a sucker for a dead goat.

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Oh, I'm kind of squeamish,

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so I just gave it

a bowl of wine.

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Sorry.

If it counts, I promise

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that goat's life is ruined.

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Don't tell anyone,

but the gods don't actually do

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anything with the sacrifices.

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I figure.

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You just want humans

to value your time,

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and humans only value

what we pay for.

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Cynical.

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Insightful.

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I have a goddess

in the family.

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Grew up too close to the magic.

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Deliria.

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You're just like her.

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Oh, good.

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Do you have

a sacrificial dagger handy,

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or should I just leap

off the roof?

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Stop.

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How is she?

- You know Mom.

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And Mother doesn't know

I'm here.

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Understood.

Why is your city dying?

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You really don't know?

How much time do you have?

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For you? Plenty.

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I like this bouquet

of self-hatred and confidence.

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Then I would like

to confidently

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and self-hatingly tell you

about diseased grain.

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Ooh.

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Ferment! Would you like one?

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Normally never on the job,

but I think it would make

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the goat more comfortable.

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Your door's sticking.

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It's called a lock.

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Doesn't work.

I want to go to Hades.

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You're well on your way.

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I want to go before I die

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and then come back.

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That's Sicily.

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You realize Prack died

from a bee sting?

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That can't happen.

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Prack dies when I kill them.

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I'm too smart

to get my ass kicked

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by asking a single question

about this Prack relationship.

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What questions

could you possibly have?

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Is Prack a man or a woman?

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I am really stupid sometimes.

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Gender means nothing

to a warrior.

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My job is to fight Prack,

not explain them.

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And I know you can help me

'cause when we were teenagers,

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you never shut up about Hades.

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It's half the reason

you couldn't get laid.

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What was the other half?

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Ahh! Okay, okay, okay.

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I think I can... poison you?

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Oof!

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All I needed to hear.

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Sorry. Where was I?

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Oh, your people are starving.

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Yes, starving.

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Well, you get the idea.

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Mm-hmm, I do.

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Blight on the grain.

I had no idea.

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It'll be gone by morning.

- Thank you.

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This was a life-changing day

for me, Demeter.

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You've ruined every prejudice

I had about gods.

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Oh, keep them.

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I'm exceptional.

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That is an understatement.

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You should let me

repay you for this,

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like, with lunch or something.

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Are you asking me out?

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- Uh...

- I would love that.

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Yep!

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I have a date with a goddess.

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♪ I have a date

with a goddess ♪

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Ahh!

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Ugh!

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Are you all right, man?

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Yeah, I'm good.

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I have a date with a goddess.

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Oh, that's nice.

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My wife died.

- Oh. I'm so sorry.

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Yeah, I, uh, went for a walk,

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because I can't clean out

her closet without crying,

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so guess we're having

two different days.

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But, you know,

thanks for being tacky enough

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to brag about yours.

- Aha!

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And thank you

for going on the offensive,

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because now I don't have

to feel bad that...

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♪ I have a date

with a goddess ♪

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♪ And a goddess

has a date with me ♪

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♪ You judgmental dick ♪

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Have you seen the wheat?

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It's healthy.

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More than healthy.

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Lustrous.

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Was it your work, my love?

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Did you save our boy's city?

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Not saying I did,

not saying I didn't.

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But if I did, you're welcome.

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So I believe

I've earned a day off.

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We'll try to cover

your shift.

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You've got to love her.

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No, that's just you.

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Dad, I went to see Demeter.

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- Oh?

- She fixed the grain.

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- Oh!

- And I asked her out.

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- What?

- Shh, shh.

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Hero! Son, you're a hero.

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You don't even know

what she said.

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- Who cares?

- She said yes.

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I care! Details.

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- There are none.

- Make them up.

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- That's childish.

- I'm childish.

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Daddy needy deetie.

Daddy needy deetie.

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We're going to lunch.

We'll see how it goes.

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That's all I got.

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It's all you want.

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My son in the club.

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Doesn't matter

what happens now,

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even if you die

on your way to meet her,

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which you could

if your mother finds out.

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Ooh, she will perceive this

as a cosmic transgression.

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You've crossed a line.

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But I'm in the club!

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There's no club for this.

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Your Mom's on the outs

with her,

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and you're gonna--yikes!

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You were proud!

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I still am. And terrified.

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And for both our sakes,

I will deny

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this conversation

ever happened.

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Best of luck.

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Anyone weaker than you

would die from this,

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but if you're lucky

and you listen to me--

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I'm not afraid.

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It's not fear that's

gonna keep you in Hades.

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It's ignorance.

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It's the parts of ourselves

that we don't get

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that Hades gets,

and it hangs on--

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Fascinating.

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No!

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That's a sipping poison.

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Whoa.

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Hades sucks.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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I'm excited for lunch.

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Me too.

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For lunch.

00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:07,261

Is this at all sacrilegious?

00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:08,664

Yeah. Desecrate me.

00:09:08,664 --> 00:09:10,199

At your command.

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What do you see?

00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:18,684

A bunch of stuff.

00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,286

That doesn't help me.

00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:21,222

Look for a river.

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Is there a river?

- Yeah.

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If a single drop

of that river touches you,

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you'll forget your whole life

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and wander the banks

like a schnook.

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Do you see any schnooks?

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There's nothing but.

00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,244

- Who am I?

- What's the deal with deals?

00:09:32,244 --> 00:09:33,446

Why am I here?

00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:35,818

Move it, schnooks.

Now what?

00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:37,822

You want to find the ferry,

but the guy on the ferry

00:09:37,822 --> 00:09:39,626

only lets you pass

if you're dead,

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so look around

for anyone that died

00:09:41,395 --> 00:09:43,199

with any type of container.

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Ohh!

00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,105

You dead? Okay.

00:09:46,105 --> 00:09:47,474

You dead? Go.

00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:49,378

Hey! You real dead.

00:09:49,378 --> 00:09:51,248

You dead? Okay, nice try.

00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:52,552

Clearly alive.

00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,488

What happened? What am I doing?

00:09:54,488 --> 00:09:55,490

You were talking to that guy.

00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:56,660

- About what?

- Birds.

00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:57,929

What do you want to know

about birds?

00:09:57,929 --> 00:10:00,834

- What are they?

- Why are you asking me?

00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:04,475

Everybody watch your step.

00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:05,778

Except you.

- Who am I?

00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,380

You're the boat guy.

00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,617

Not bad.

00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,788

And you are?

- Your parents.

00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:13,259

No wonder I'm screwed up.

00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:14,428

Boat guy.

00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:16,867

Prack!

00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,335

Took you long enough.

00:10:19,506 --> 00:10:21,576

I got no honor down here!

00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,750

You let a bee kill you?

00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,855

I have allergies!

00:10:28,824 --> 00:10:29,993

Did you find Prack?

00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:32,163

Yeah,

and I'm kicking their ass.

00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:38,744

Best lunch ever.

00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:41,348

Next time, we'll get food.

00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:43,687

I want to give you something.

00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:45,858

It's beautiful.

Is this wheat?

00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:48,195

That's wheat, there's oats,

rice, corn, barley,

00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:52,571

sorghum, rye, and millet.

the eight true cereal grains.

00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:55,678

I promise never to eat

this bracelet.

00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:57,815

Can I see you tomorrow?

- I'd like that.

00:10:57,815 --> 00:10:59,986

When you fly away,

do you shout something?

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Like what?

"Agriculture"?

00:11:01,857 --> 00:11:03,293

No wrong answers.

00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:04,327

How about this?

00:11:04,427 --> 00:11:06,567

Quinoa!

00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,537

Quinoa.

00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,741

♪ I'm in love, love song ♪

00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:13,647

♪ I'm in love,

love song ♪

00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,551

♪ I'm in love ♪

00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,153

♪ Sex ♪

- Whore!

00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,224

Ah! What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:21,763

How long did you think

you could do this?

00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:24,201

- Do what?

- Oh, now you're strategic.

00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:27,307

She just shouted, "Quinoa!"

from the rooftop.

00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:30,213

I did nothing wrong, and this

has nothing to do with you.

00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:33,453

Nothing to--excuse me

for one divine chuckle.

00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,625

Ha!

00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,039

So it's just dumb luck

that you slept with a goddess

00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:45,376

I told you

I wasn't speaking to?

00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:47,380

It's dumb luck

when I sleep with anyone.

00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,986

She's the god of agriculture.

Our wheat was bad.

00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:52,591

I prayed to her, and things

just kind of, you know--

00:11:52,591 --> 00:11:54,596

Ugh! Barf! Puke!

00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,567

Don't walk me

through your hookup.

00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:57,668

I don't want to hear that.

00:11:57,668 --> 00:11:59,038

I don't want

to tell you about it.

00:11:59,038 --> 00:12:01,576

Believe me, at no point

during my time with Demeter

00:12:01,576 --> 00:12:03,078

are you on anyone's mind

but your own.

00:12:03,078 --> 00:12:05,550

I believe

you're that naive, but--

00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,655

- But?

- Do I have to say it?

00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:10,862

She's getting back at me

for the earrings.

00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:13,600

Were you born this crazy?

00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,938

What is your creation myth,

Mom?

00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:18,910

Was your dad a river

that married a volcano,

00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,781

and you shot up

and bashed your head

00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,819

against every star in the sky?

00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:25,891

Is that why we have winter

and you're nuts?

00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:28,229

Because now that I've met

a sane goddess,

00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:31,636

I've got to know,

what's your excuse?

00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:33,038

- What's that?

- You like?

00:12:33,038 --> 00:12:34,909

It's made

from a special beeswax,

00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:36,947

none of which is yours.

00:12:36,947 --> 00:12:38,149

She gave that to you?

00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:40,252

Are you going

to ruin this too?

00:12:40,252 --> 00:12:41,488

No, it's nice.

00:12:41,488 --> 00:12:42,692

And she's nice.

00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,529

You're right.

You've done nothing wrong.

00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:45,931

You're just in love.

00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,602

And she probably doesn't

remember I stole her earrings.

00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:48,870

I never said the word love.

00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,908

But wha--wait.

Stole her earrings?

00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,377

Oh, let it go.

This isn't about that.

00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:54,949

And I know my abrupt change

in tone is confusing,

00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:56,753

and when I leave, you're going

to squint at the door

00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,690

wondering what I'm up to,

but I'm sincere.

00:12:58,690 --> 00:12:59,826

You have my blessing.

00:12:59,826 --> 00:13:01,328

Good night.

00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:10,313

Hi. Just checking in.

00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:11,549

Not now!

00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:13,554

You said "not now" yesterday!

00:13:13,554 --> 00:13:15,758

I meant it then too.

00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:17,962

- Who are you talking to?

- Shut up and fight!

00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:20,735

I'm not the one talking!

00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,805

Sure sounds like you are.

00:13:22,805 --> 00:13:25,010

- Sounds like you are!

- Sounds like you are!

00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,980

Okay, that's it.

I'm gonna revive you.

00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,817

- No!

- Then talk to me!

00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:31,856

I invoke a warrior's respite!

00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:33,426

Seems like a real bitch move.

00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:35,263

You'd know.

00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,634

If you pull me out,

I'll be coming back

00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,304

the old-fashioned way,

with you.

00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:42,878

You understand what I'm saying?

- Yes, sis.

00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:45,116

You're threatening to kill me

and yourself.

00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:48,255

You're making it sound bad

on purpose.

00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:50,961

I'm not killing myself.

I'm killing Prack.

00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,566

Prack is dead,

and you're dying.

00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,869

And I know you're stupid,

00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:56,773

but I know

you're not that stupid.

00:13:56,773 --> 00:13:58,711

I know you know

00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:00,781

you're going to do this forever.

00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:02,886

You just don't want to admit

that you want it,

00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:05,156

because you don't want it

to be a choice,

00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:07,059

and that's how Hades gets you.

00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:09,464

So you got to say,

"I'm doing this."

00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:11,602

Can you say that?

00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,039

Sorry, was there a question?

00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,542

Are you fighting again?

00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:17,515

Yeah, and if you keep

interrupting, I can't finish.

00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:18,750

Finish what?

00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,621

- You, dummy.

- You're the dummy!

00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,023

You are!

00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,028

Demeter!

00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:27,500

Ugh, of course

they barely crease the sheets.

00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,837

Deliria.

00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:30,607

What's that?

- Earrings.

00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:32,444

You're giving me earrings?

00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:33,713

I get it.

00:14:33,713 --> 00:14:34,949

You're less petty than me.

00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:37,722

I come in peace

as an old friend and...

00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:40,561

Your lover's...

00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:42,430

Mother.

00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:46,272

Excuse me.

- I understand.

00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:48,075

No, I swear

I'm not putting this on.

00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,112

It's a very real gag reflex.

00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:52,384

And you do know

I really love him, right?

00:14:52,384 --> 00:14:54,321

Oh, I believe you.

I saw the bracelet.

00:14:54,321 --> 00:14:57,528

Ah, but you understand

it's not the same bracelet.

00:14:57,628 --> 00:15:01,101

I know you don't dig up

the last guy's skeleton, yes.

00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,872

You make a brand-new one

every time,

00:15:02,872 --> 00:15:04,474

because it's always new.

00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:06,613

Every single time.

00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:07,948

Oh, here we go.

00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,520

We're in this world

together forever.

00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,225

We're going to witness

each other repeat a few things.

00:15:13,325 --> 00:15:16,065

Can you repeat things

with anyone but my son?

00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:18,704

That's a vile thing

to wish for.

00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,173

I'm going to make him happy.

00:15:20,173 --> 00:15:22,310

Until he gets old or sick.

00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,247

Yes, they all get

old or sick,

00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,384

and I put them down

before they have to suffer.

00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,157

Yes, it's their suffering

you're concerned with.

00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:31,128

So I should

close off my heart

00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,798

and let him fend for himself--

00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:33,934

In the wild?

00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,671

I was going to say

"with you,"

00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:37,073

but same thing, right?

00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:39,244

Honestly,

for how amazing he is,

00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:42,016

he does not seem

well taken care of.

00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,654

Anything else?

00:15:43,654 --> 00:15:44,856

No.

00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,124

If you really don't remember--

00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:47,895

I remember the earrings.

00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,431

I was high-roading you.

00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:50,600

Damn it.

00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,013

Welcome to Sirens Bluff.

00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:58,917

Enjoy the irresistible song

of the sirens

00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,086

on the rocks below,

00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:01,789

but don't leap

over the railing.

00:16:01,789 --> 00:16:03,159

I'll bring water

with lemon in it.

00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:05,496

Water with lemon.

This is an immortal club.

00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:07,133

I didn't know

gods could appreciate

00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,537

something so peaceful.

00:16:08,537 --> 00:16:10,841

I don't think that's the part

they appreciate.

00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,551

Oh.

00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:18,757

Sorry, it didn't occur to me

that might offend you.

00:16:18,857 --> 00:16:19,993

Do you want to go

somewhere else?

00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:21,963

- Do you?

- It's up to you. I'm not--

00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,199

The one that cares

about death?

00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,269

Is this is our first fight?

00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:27,742

All right, I'll admit

I feel nothing

00:16:27,742 --> 00:16:28,710

for those men down there.

00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:31,683

They aren't mine.

But if you were drowning,

00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,286

I would stop the ocean

00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:36,626

and urinate on Poseidon's face,

which he would love.

00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:38,096

Ask me about that later.

00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,899

Split the crab sampler?

00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,638

Until every crab is sampled.

00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:47,915

Ugh! What's wrong?

00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:49,317

The guy!

00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:52,758

You don't hear the guy

screaming in violent pain?

00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:54,094

Well, I hear lots of things.

00:16:54,094 --> 00:16:55,998

I guess

that's one of them, but--

00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:57,702

all right,

we'll go somewhere else.

00:16:57,702 --> 00:16:58,770

Is something wrong?

00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,540

The screaming hurts my human.

00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,842

Come on. Come.

00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:04,014

Sorry.

They're bloodcurdling.

00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:05,082

You get used to it.

00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,969

- Stupe, let's go.

- I'm almost done.

00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:16,171

I'm not up there.

00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:17,641

What are you doing?

You can't be here.

00:17:17,641 --> 00:17:20,781

It was either this

or watch my sister die.

00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:21,616

I decided to take the risk.

00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:24,689

Yeah, but you don't want

to be here.

00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,191

And I do.

00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:29,164

Holy crap.

What is wrong with me?

00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:30,935

Where do I start?

00:17:35,176 --> 00:17:36,579

- Let's go.

- Hurry!

00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:39,117

We gotta get across the river

before your body dies.

00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,353

Okay,

but if we don't make it,

00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,925

promise me you'll use my corpse

00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:45,329

to really freak out Tyrannis.

00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,603

Mom. Dad.

00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:52,077

If you leave, I win.

00:17:52,077 --> 00:17:54,682

Okay. You earned it. Go!

00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,084

I'm never good enough.

00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:57,655

Screw you!

00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:58,924

Prack, no!

00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:03,032

Who am I?

00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:04,768

Prack the Unstoppable.

00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:06,740

Who are you?

00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,743

A friend. I'll be back.

00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:10,479

Okay. Bye.

00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,510

- You all right?

- Shut up.

00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,146

I don't know

what happened to me.

00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:29,017

- Grief.

- I don't grieve.

00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,086

Exactly.

00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,555

Okay, death nerd.

00:18:32,692 --> 00:18:34,027

Thank you.

00:18:34,027 --> 00:18:35,864

You're welcome!

00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,503

Uh, little help?

00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:42,243

Worst sister ever--

00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:49,324

They look better on you.

00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:51,462

We shouldn't fight.

We can't fight.

00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:53,901

We can't kill each other,

so why fight?

00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,169

Okay.

00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:57,174

This is really difficult

for me,

00:18:57,174 --> 00:19:00,313

but I don't know

if Tyrannis is going to be

00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,752

completely happy

in our situation.

00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,287

Okay.

00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,224

If it were anyone else,

00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:08,428

there's steps I would take

to make him happy.

00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:12,237

He has a thing with his hearing

when other humans scream.

00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:13,740

Did you know about that?

00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:17,046

Anyway, then I think,

what if I soften his hearing

00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:18,750

or confine him to an area?

00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,957

And I know that's just going

to upset you,

00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:23,927

and I can't handle that.

00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,965

Are you returning him?

00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,199

Of course you'd say that.

00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,437

He's not property, Deliria.

00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:32,745

I love him,

and I'm asking you as a friend

00:19:32,745 --> 00:19:36,384

whose heart is shattering,

can I leave him with you

00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,056

without having to worry

about him?

00:19:39,056 --> 00:19:40,393

And I'm throwing in

the earrings

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since everything's

a transaction to you.

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Have you talked to him?

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Oh, no. I can't.

I can't do that.

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I can't upset him.

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Well, darling, it sounds like

you're going to.

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But that's not me.

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I'm the nurturer.

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You're the abuser.

00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:57,595

That's why I'm able to love you

as toxic as you are.

00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:59,330

You'll figure out

what to tell him.

00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,569

Well, if I tell him

the truth,

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which is that you're awful,

he won't believe me,

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which is my fault

for being a crap mother.

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And it's too late

to change that or you,

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so I guess I'll just say

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thank you for returning

my human undeafened.

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I'll take the earrings, and

I'll see you in 1,000 years.

00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,202

Oh, you're the best.

00:20:18,202 --> 00:20:19,403

Rice!

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That's my roof,

you daft bitch.

00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:30,527

Something's wrong.

We had a picnic planned.

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I made her world-famous

vegetarian roll-ups.

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Why are you here?

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Your city needs you, Tyrannis.

00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:37,240

You've been up here

a long time.

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- So? I don't care.

- Me neither.

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I just don't like them

bitching at me.

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Where are your earrings?

00:20:42,684 --> 00:20:47,026

Oh, I had given them

back to Demeter, and then--

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Oh, my God.

00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,366

- What?

- Don't you get it?

00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,736

Do I have to explain it?

00:20:51,736 --> 00:20:54,073

You gave back her earrings.

That's all she wanted.

00:20:54,073 --> 00:20:55,677

It was all a stupid game.

00:20:55,677 --> 00:20:59,017

I thought she was different,

but you're all the same.

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You must be thrilled.

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Now, hold on.

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I never wanted you

to be unhappy,

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but I will be thrilled

if you never trust

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another immortal again.

00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,768

Oh, that'll be no problem.

00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,339

Trust me, which you can,

because I'm not

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a stupid, crummy,

hypocritical, lying, fake god.

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If you'll excuse me,

I've got a city to run,

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and I'm gonna shove civilization

00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:22,062

up whatever you have

instead of buttholes.

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Oh, I'm really going

to miss these earrings.

00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:30,613

What's a butthole?

00:21:30,713 --> 00:21:32,383

Did you get any of that?

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Bento.