Крапчатый апельсин

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Oh, hello, deadly nightshade.

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Would you like to be used

in a paralysis dart?

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You would?

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Is someone there?

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If that's a bear, you should

know I'm incredibly poisonous.

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If that's another bear,

the first bear

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already called dibs.

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That's not bears.

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Ahh!

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Ah!

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Please, no.

Not like this.

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Egg fish.

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all: Egg fish,

egg fish, egg fish,

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egg fish, egg fish,

egg fish, egg fish.

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Ambushed by orphans again?

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Yep.

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Hey, no.

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Ow!

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Ty specifically

said we can't burn

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the city's feral children.

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I'm not gonna burn 'em!

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I'm just gonna set their--

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Bodies on fire.

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I can't live like this.

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That was the third orphan

attack this month.

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Are you counting when

you got trampled by cows,

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and later you found out that

orphans released the cows?

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Fourth attack this month.

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Why are there these

kids everywhere?

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Seems like a bad system.

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It was easier

in the old days.

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When you had a child

you didn't want,

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you simply threw

them into a bush.

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What happened after

they landed in the bush,

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it wasn't for us to say.

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Have you considered

not foraging

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for poisonous plants

outside the city walls

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in the middle of the night?

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Why should I change?

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They're the ones who suck.

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Ty needs to take care of this.

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You can tell him

that when he gets here.

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Unless--

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He already is.

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What?

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We weren't supposed

to know it was him?

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Yeah, I just saw

the fake mustache

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and figured, not my problem.

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Well, Mom didn't

recognize me.

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Oh, I don't see servants.

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Well, I'm off to see

this incredible new

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performer, Anarkkis.

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Very underground,

very political.

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Actually had some not positive

things to say about me,

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if you can believe it.

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I can believe it.

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If I went as myself,

people would be distracted.

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It would make it impossible

for her to do her show,

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which is not my goal.

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And what was that goal again?

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Encouraging insubordination

by the rabble?

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Exactly wrong, mother.

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That's how she thinks I think.

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But when I reveal to her how

cool a king I actually am,

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it's going to blow her mind.

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She may even want

to go on a date with me.

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Maybe to that new shop

that only sells

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things made of straw.

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Has anyone been there yet?

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How do they make money?

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It's such a specific thing?

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Brilliant plan.

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All right,

Mr. Brilliant Plan.

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You know what, I'm putting

you in charge of the orphans.

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What?

No, I hate them.

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That's why you're the perfect

person for the job, Hippo.

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Find out something

to do with them,

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round them up, do whatever,

just make them go away.

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OK, yeah.

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Not whatever.

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Don't burn them with

flamethrowers or something.

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Told you.

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Just take care of them.

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Did I tell you,

or did I tell you?

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You come with me.

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Did we raise weird children?

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Of course not.

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I wouldn't say we raised them.

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Ah-ah.

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Whoa!

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No, no!

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Aww.

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Come here, you little thing.

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Well, hello, children.

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You are horrible drains on

society, and more importantly,

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on me personally,

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so this is your new home

until you're not.

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If you're hungry,

there's a bucket

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of deer hoofs in the corner.

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We'll be shipping

you off just as soon

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as I find an

appropriately distant

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and punishing destination.

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Maybe these kids

just need somebody

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to give them a chance.

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To do what,

stab you in the eye?

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You know, eventually, they're

going to get the right one.

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Didn't you used

to be an orphan?

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Yeah, born in darkness,

one in a million.

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Had to find my father by

making my own wheelchair out

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of sticks.

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Is that supposed

to make me more

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sympathetic to useless,

freeloading, violent brats?

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I just feel bad.

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The little one is kind of cute.

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She gave me a flower.

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Figure out how to get

them to stop assaulting me,

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and you can play with her

whenever you want.

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And he was like, help, help!

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That's pretty much

what he sounded like.

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He was scared,

but then the tiger ate him.

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And he died.

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And that's all I got.

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Ronald the Storyteller!

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All right, next up,

Anarkkis the Truth Teller.

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My story was true.

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Cities.

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I would have

opened with a joke.

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Krapopolis.

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So is it ground Krapopolis,

or is it the vase?

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Or the throwing, bit confusing.

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Shh!

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At the center of it all,

King Tyrannis.

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OK, here we go.

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Yes!

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Ex-squeeze me?

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Bad news.

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The market already threw

away all the deer hoofs.

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But I got my hand on

some goat tails, so--

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Check it out.

I taught 'em a trick.

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Kids, sit.

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Shoot, he did it

right before you came in.

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Jaxton, sit.

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Sit. Sit!

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I don't want to.

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Fine, then no berry.

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Good, Jaxton.

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They obey you and speak

in full sentences?

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But they're kids.

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They're basically wild animals.

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That's what I thought, too.

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But they're actually

pretty smart.

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Check out what Eudoria can do.

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Are you crazy?

Get your hand out of there.

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Just watch.

Eudoria, wait.

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Wait, wait.

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OK.

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We're still working

on using our hands.

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Cool, right?

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Cool?

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Stupe, do you realize

what you've done?

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Yeah.

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No.

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You've proven that the nature

of children can be changed.

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With the right training,

we can shape these kids

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into whatever we want.

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The centralized

indoctrination of feral

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minded nothings, molded in

my image to advance my will?

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I shall call it "school."

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Here's the deal.

I know a lot about everything.

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You know very little

about anything.

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I'm smarter and

older and better.

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I thought you'd

searched them for eggs.

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I did.

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They're really good

at hiding them.

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All right, look.

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I'm gonna tell you what I

know, and hopefully you can

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absorb a small fraction of it,

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which will make your

lives slightly better.

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In exchange, all I ask for

is that you work for me,

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instead of attacking me.

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And deer hooves?

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I will get more deer hooves.

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I think they're on board.

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Great! Hey, hey!

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Let's not throw

or eat our seats.

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Cosmo!

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Percy's ears are

attached to his body.

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They're not coming off.

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Cosmo!

Cosmo.

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I think you're losing them.

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All right, fine!

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The next person

to smash their chair

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gets a lesson from my

assistant, Mr. Flamethrower.

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Now, sit down!

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Hi, Mr. Flamethrower.

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How does it work?

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Sit down, and I'll show you.

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It's incredible.

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They're actually listening and

talking and working together.

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And they retain more than

I ever thought possible.

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I never realized how

rewarding teaching could be.

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Turning minds into a

lesser version of me?

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It's how the gods must feel.

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So what's the lesson today?

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I think it's time

for a field trip.

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Ugh, this woman

really hates me.

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It's highly arousing.

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But how can I get

her to like me?

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Who, your mother?

I tend to agree.

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But hands off, son.

She's mine.

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It's not a good

look, Tyrannis,

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lusting after your own mother.

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That's not-- do you

have anything else to do?

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Honestly, not really.

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The tedium of immortality,

every day the same.

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Daughter's off

punching something,

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son wants to kiss me.

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What I'd give for some variety.

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Funny,

I could use a little less.

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It's not even clever.

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She can't decide if she's

an artist, an activist,

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or a rabble-rouser.

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She does have

a certain dramatic flair.

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And let's be honest,

she's an 8 out

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of 10 in the looks department.

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Dad, can you at least

attempt to be helpful?

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She's becoming a threat.

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The sooner you

realize all mortals are

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idiots, Tyrannis, the better.

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Always following the loudest

noise and the brightest color.

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You'd all walk off

a cliff if there was

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a shiny button at the bottom.

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That's it.

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Mother, can you still shoot

fireworks from your fingers?

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Does this answer

your question?

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Good enough.

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The root problem

of a failed system.

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The worm and the apple,

the scorpion and the sandal.

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Oh, shutting me down.

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Just what I expected from you.

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Well, I hate to defy

your expectations,

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but I'm not here

to shut you down,

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but to announce

the People's Parade.

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Mother?

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That's right,

people of Krapopolis.

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We've got music.

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We've got prizes.

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We've got grain.

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And it's all courtesy

of your ally, King Tyrannis.

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If you want to chant my name,

the parade song

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was specifically chosen

to make that work.

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I must say, parades are

actually rather delightful.

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Constant attention from an ever

changing crowd of admirers.

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It's a party on

wheels, combining

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the novelty of drinking and

the spontaneity of driving.

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It's working.

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I didn't know Krapopolis

had so many musicians.

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You don't.

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They're birds

I turned into people.

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Now remember,

you're looking for

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a chartreuse, variegated leaf

with reticulate venation

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in the primary blossom.

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Look at this.

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A week ago, I couldn't

come near this valley

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without those little

monsters attacking me.

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Yeah, my army calls this

the Valley of Tiny Devils.

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But now,

they're our tiny devils.

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I think we're on to something

with this school business.

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Whoa, check it out.

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When did you teach him that?

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I didn't.

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It looks like he combined

the principles of my knot

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tying lesson and

your hatchet throwing

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lesson to invent a new

tool that the world has

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never seen before.

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- Cool.

- Yeah.

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Roc!

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Back to the city!

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Rope, rope!

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Bring it down!

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Die!

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What have we done?

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I think we just made

a new apex predator.

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These kids are brilliant.

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They might be better than you.

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We're eating roc tonight.

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Thank you for coming.

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I just wanted to make sure

there were no hard feelings,

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and that you didn't feel

oppressed in any way.

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God, if I even thought

I oppressed you,

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I wouldn't sleep.

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I literally would not sleep.

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That's how much I

hate oppression.

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Odd how the People's

Parade happened

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right when I was getting to

the part where I criticize you.

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Well, we can't

control parades.

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They're like the

tides or mothers.

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You think I don't

see through this?

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You used that parade

to drown me out.

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Did I drown you

out, or did I meet

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you in the marketplace of ideas

and present one of my own?

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Parades are more fun

than weird speeches.

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I didn't come

here to debate you.

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I came to size up my enemy.

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And now I know your size--

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small.

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That's just because I'm

sitting on a big throne.

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I'm actually average sized.

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Look, why do we

have to be enemies?

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We can work together.

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Tell me what to fix.

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You can't fix the system.

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You're part of

the system, which

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means every tweak you

make is just incorporated

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into bad business as usual.

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OK, so your suggestion is--

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Burn it all down.

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Ugh, I thought things

might head in this direction.

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Women are drawn to my power,

occupational hazard.

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Brothers and sisters,

the palace is ours.

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In the sense that we all

paid the taxes that built it?

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Oh, no, in the literal sense.

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Where are all my guards?

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I don't know who any

of these people are.

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But the more who join,

the more fun I have.

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They're parade people,

darling, like us now.

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Where are the kids?

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Is this an ambush?

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Again, my body is

incredibly poisonous.

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Relax.

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I sent them to the

market for bread.

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So what's the lesson today?

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No more lessons.

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I'm just here

to reinforce the bars.

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What?

But they're learning so much.

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And doing things

we didn't teach them.

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They're building

off my knowledge.

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That is very bad.

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They do sometimes scare me.

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Maybe it was a mistake to teach

them about science and weapons

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before teaching them

right and wrong.

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It was a mistake

to teach them anything.

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We should have done

the responsible thing

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and murdered them all.

00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:06,492

Murdered who all?

00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:07,862

Kids!

00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:10,734

We were just talking about

people who are not you.

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Bread!

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Thank you.

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And it's covered in blood.

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Bread.

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And we are ready for class.

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Oh, yeah!

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No class today, kids.

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Enjoy the day off.

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We are ready for class.

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You know what I

think would be fun?

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Another field trip.

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We could pick flowers

in the field.

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Or kill something.

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Something big.

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We are ready for class.

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I think they're

ready for class.

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Oh, yeah.

Of course, class.

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Right.

I think I have just the lesson.

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It's about the application of

force in a concentrated area.

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You see, some substances,

like rock walls,

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for example, are very hard.

00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,140

But if you hit them with

enough force in a small area,

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you can break a hole in them.

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Sometimes,

the hole is big enough

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for a person to get through,

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which is a great option

if the door to the room

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you're in is locked.

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We know what you're doing.

00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:21,676

Oh, great.

00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:23,046

Well, I'm glad you do.

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Stupe, punch the damn wall!

00:15:25,685 --> 00:15:28,288

Like in the lesson.

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School sucks!

00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:47,795

Let us in!

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Children are

trying to kill us!

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It's open.

00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:54,041

Is that my sparring dummy?

00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,780

You can get it

back if we survive.

00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,148

What happened here?

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I'd call it 20%

bad date, 80% coup.

00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:02,023

Why are you sweating?

00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:05,731

Because we're about

to be 100% screwed.

00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:06,967

What's that?

00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,071

Highly educated

murderous orphans

00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:11,810

who know basic physics.

00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:16,520

I thought you were

getting rid of them.

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We were going to.

00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:19,290

But then we made the

mistake of teaching them.

00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:20,961

Now, they're bloodthirsty

for knowledge.

00:16:20,961 --> 00:16:22,598

Where are Mom and Dad?

00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:23,366

No idea.

00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,504

They never came back

from the parade.

00:16:28,009 --> 00:16:30,245

Why aren't people

still dancing?

00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:32,885

This is a parade,

not a death march.

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Not primarily a death march.

00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:38,329

So desperate to prove a point.

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In their defense, we have

been frolicking for some time.

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How do parades normally end?

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I guess I imagined there

was some sort of finish line.

00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:53,860

That'll do, I suppose.

00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,998

See you all next parade.

00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:03,045

Good people of the

former city of Krapopolis,

00:17:03,045 --> 00:17:04,816

our time is now!

00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:08,757

She's speaking to my people

on my private king's balcony.

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We've got bigger problems.

00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:13,466

Yeah, a dozen tiny

bigger problems.

00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,302

You made this mess,

you clean it up.

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I have to stop an argument

before she wins the hearts

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and minds of the entire city.

00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:22,584

Is it over?

00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,722

I don't think so.

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Is that a wedge?

00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:29,999

They're using their mastery

of simple machines against us.

00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,903

Education!

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This system

claims to serve you.

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But you are in its control.

00:17:40,954 --> 00:17:42,156

What do I do?

00:17:42,156 --> 00:17:43,225

If I stop the speech,

I'm giving

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her exactly what she wants.

00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:47,568

Do not believe any attempt

at change in the system.

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Even change itself is

built into the system,

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which is why we must--

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Anarkkis,

ladies and gentlemen.

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Tyrannis, I will not

let you silence me.

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As if I even could.

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Isn't she great, folks?

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In all seriousness, I invited

Anarkkis to speak here

00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:10,079

today because her perspective

is so valuable to our society

00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,383

and to me,

as king, which is why

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I've decided to

declare her perspective

00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:16,526

the King's Perspective.

00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:19,464

And I'm instituting

a monthly Anarkkis

00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:22,772

speech on this very

balcony to speak our minds.

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But it's not ours.

00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:27,113

It's mine.

00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:28,983

He can't just declare

it's his, too.

00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,285

Sounds like he just did!

00:18:30,285 --> 00:18:32,357

How can you listen

to this idiot?

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That's rich, coming from

the idiot's mouthpiece.

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What did you do?

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It's like you said.

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The system consumes any

attempt to change it.

00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,345

You were outside

the system, but I

00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:46,251

brought you inside, which means

you're no longer a revolution.

00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,487

You're status quo.

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My god,

outplayed by a tiny king.

00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:53,800

Average king, big throne.

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What do I do now?

00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:58,610

Talking about society

and other abstract concepts

00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:00,580

is all I know.

00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,218

I might have an idea.

00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:05,023

Come with me.

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I guess this was where

it was always headed.

00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:26,165

Yeah, teaching them just

accelerated the process.

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How did we think

this was a good idea?

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Stop.

00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,909

I may have a solution

to your problem.

00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,513

Burn them?

Burn the kids?

00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:35,717

You said these children are

bloodthirsty for knowledge.

00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,990

I happen to know someone

bloodthirsty to impart it.

00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,694

You can't change

the current system.

00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:42,698

But maybe you can change

the minds of these children

00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:45,202

with knives, who will

shape the future system.

00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:46,840

I'll do it.

00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,777

Come, children.

00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:50,547

No, keep your weapons.

00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:53,085

We'll need them

in the coming revolution!

00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:55,255

Can I say something crazy?

00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:56,992

I already miss those kids.

00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:58,395

Do you realize

what you've done?

00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:01,168

Any knowledge they get, they'll

eventually use against us.

00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:02,505

I realized something.

00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,207

Children are the

future, which means

00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:05,476

they are not the

present, which means

00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:07,848

we can worry about that later.

00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,854

Look, I'm just sort of taking

things one day at a time here.

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Don't get me started on

parades, silly little things.

00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,831

Did you redecorate?

00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,000

I don't like it.

00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,539

Mother, Father, you're just

in time to not help at all.

00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:21,843

I wouldn't have

it any other way.

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Welcome, welcome,

to the world of straw.

00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:35,871

Everything you see

in the shop is made of straw.

00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:37,240

So this cup is--

00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,077

100% straw.

00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,713

And this picture frame?

00:20:40,713 --> 00:20:42,918

100% straw.

00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:44,956

And your shoes.

00:20:44,956 --> 00:20:46,224

They're--

00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:50,499

They are straw as well,

for I am Mr. Straw.

00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,539

Well, Mr. Straw, I can't say

I understand your business.

00:20:53,539 --> 00:20:55,343

But I'm happy

to have you in my city.

00:20:55,343 --> 00:20:56,779

Thank you, good king.

00:20:56,779 --> 00:21:00,720

Take this straw crown

as a token of my esteem.

00:21:02,423 --> 00:21:03,860

Perfect fit.

00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,429

Cheers.

00:21:11,107 --> 00:21:14,214

What news do you have,

Mr. Straw?

00:21:14,214 --> 00:21:16,619

I have made contact

with the king.

00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:20,225

The dawn of our

dark empire is nigh.

00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:32,584

Did you get any of that?

00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,024

Bento.

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О, привет беладонна.

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Хочешь пойти в отравленный дротик?

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Хочешь?

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Там кто-то есть?

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Если ты медведь, то знай, что я невероятно ядовитый.

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Если ты другой медведь, то первый меня уже застолбил.

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Это не медведи.

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Прошу, нет. Только не так.

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Рыба!

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Получи, получи, получи,

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получи, получи, получи, получи!

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Опять попался сиротам?

00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,340

Ага.

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Эй, нет.

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Ти ясно сказал: нельзя сжигать диких городских детей.

00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:02,310

Я не стану их сжигать!

00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:06,140

Я просто... подожгу... их тела.

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Я не могу так жить.

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Это было третье нападение сирот за месяц.

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Ты считаешь тот раз, когда тебя затоптали коровы, и позже ты узнал, что коров выпустили сироты?

00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,270

Четвёртое нападение за месяц.

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Почему дети повсюду? Это плохая система.

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В прежние дни было проще.

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Нежеланных детей можно было просто бросить в кусты.

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А что с ними случалось позже было не нашим делом.

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Ты не думал перестать собирать ядовитые растения вне города посреди ночи?

00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,370

Почему я должен меняться? Они пососные, а не я.

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Пусть Ти разберётся.

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Скажешь ему об этом, когда он придёт.

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Или же...

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Он уже здесь.

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Что?

00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:13,050

Мы не должны были понять, что это он?

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Я просто решил не обращать внимания на фальшивые усы.

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Ну, мама меня не узнала.

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Я не замечаю слуг.

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Я иду смотреть на нового невероятного артиста, анАрхис. Она оппозиционерка.

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И отрицательно обо мне отзывалась, если можете в это поверить.

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Я могу.

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Если приду я, люди будут отвлекаться.

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Ей станет невозможно выступать, и такой цели у меня нет.

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А какая у тебя цель?

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Поощрять неподчинение черни?

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Ни в коем случае, мама.

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Но она думает, что я так думаю.

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Но когда я покажу ей, какой я крутой царь, она будет поражена.

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Может, даже сходим на свидание.

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В тот новый магазин, продающий только вещи из соломы.

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Кто-то там уже был?

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Как они делают деньги на такой специфичной вещи?

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Блестящий план.

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Ладно, мистер блестящий план.

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Знаешь что? Я поручаю сирот тебе.

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Что? Нет, я их ненавижу.

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Поэтому идеально подходишь для этой работы.

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Придумай, что с ними делать.

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Собери их и делай что хочешь, чтоб я их больше не видел.

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Ладно, не совсем что хочешь.

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Не сжигай их огнемётом, например.

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Говорила же.

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Просто позаботься о них.

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Говорила же я тебе, да?

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Идём со мной.

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Мы воспитали странных детей?

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Конечно нет.

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Я бы не сказал, что мы их воспитывали.

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Нет, нет!

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Иди сюда, маленькая.

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Ну привет, дети.

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Вы ужасное бремя для общества и, что важнее, для меня лично.

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Поэтому пока что вы поживёте здесь.

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Если захотите есть, в углу ведро оленьих копыт.

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Мы вышлем вас, как только я найду достаточно далёкое и суровое место назначения.

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А может, этим детям просто нужно дать шанс.

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Шанс на что? Пырнуть тебя в глаз?

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Рано или поздно они попадут в нужный.

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Ты ведь тоже был сиротой.

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Да, рождённым в темноте, один из миллиона.

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Я сделал себе инвалидное кресло из палок, чтобы найти отца.

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Это была попытка вызвать сочувствие к этим бесполезным жестоким отродьям?

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Мне просто жаль их.

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Малышка такая милая.

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Она дала мне цветок.

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Сделай так, чтобы они на меня не нападали, и сможешь играть с ними когда захочешь.

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И он такой: на помощь!

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Примерно так он кричал.

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Он был так напуган. Но потом тигр съел его.

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И он умер.

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Вот, у меня всё.

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Рассказчик Рональд!

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А дальше у нас Анархис, говорящая правду.

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Мой рассказ был правдой.

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Города.

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Я начал бы с шутки.

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Крапополис.

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Крапополис это земля или ваза? Или бросок? Немного непонятно.

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В центре всего царь Тиран.

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Так, началось.

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Да!

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Извините, что?

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Плохие новости.

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На рынке выкинули все копыта.

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Но мне удалось найти козлиные хвосты.

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Смотри. Я научила их трюку.

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Дети, сидеть.

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До твоего прихода он слушался.

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ДжЕкстон, сидеть.

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Сядь. Сядь!

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Я не хочу.

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Ладно, не получишь ягод.

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Хороший Джекстон.

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Они слушаются тебя и говорят предложениями?

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Но они дети. По сути дикие животные.

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Я тоже так думала.

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Но они оказались умными.

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Смотри, что умеет евдОрия.

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С ума сошла? Вытащи оттуда руку.

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Смотри. Евдория, жди.

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Жди, жди.

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Можно.

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Мы еще учимся использовать руки.

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Круто, да?

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Круто?

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Ты понимаешь, что ты сделала?

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Да.

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Нет.

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Ты доказала, что натуру детей можно изменить.

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Мы можем сделать этих детей такими, какими мы хотим.

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Централизованное внушение моей воли этим дикарям и возможность вылепить их по моему подобию?

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Я назову это школой.

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Значит так. Я много чего обо всём знаю.

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А вы знаете очень мало.

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Я умнее, старше и лучше.

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Я думал, что ты их обыскала.

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Да. Они отлично их прячут.

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Ладно, слушайте.

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Я расскажу вам то, что знаю. И надеюсь, вы впитаете хотя бы часть этого, что немного улучшит вашу жизнь.

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А в обмен я прошу вас лишь работать на меня, а не нападать.

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А копыта?

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Я добуду больше копыт.

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Думаю, они согласны.

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Отлично! Эй, эй!

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Не будем кидать или есть стулья.

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КОсмо!

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Уши ПЕрси прикреплены к телу.

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Они не снимаются.

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Космо! Космо.

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Ты их теряешь.

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Ну хорошо!

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Следующий, кто разобьёт стул, получит урок от моего помощника, мистера огнемёта.

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Сидеть!

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Привет, мистер огнемёт.

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Как он работает?

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Сядьте, и я вам покажу.

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Невероятно.

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Они слушаются, и говорят, и работают сообща.

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И запоминают больше, чем я считал возможным.

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Не думал, что учить может быть так приятно.

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Превращать людей в меньшую версию меня?

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Так вот что чувствуют боги.

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И каким будет сегодняшний урок?

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Думаю, пришло время для вылазки.

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Она меня ненавидит. И это так возбуждает.

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Но как мне ей понравиться?

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Ты про мать? Я с тобой согласен.

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Но руки прочь, сын, она моя.

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Нехорошо вожделеть свою мать, Тиран.

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Да нет. Вам больше нечем заняться?

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Если честно, да.

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Тягость бессмертия. Каждый день одинаков.

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Дочь пошла кого-то бить, сын хочет меня поцеловать.

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Вот бы побольше разнообразия.

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Забавно, а мне бы поменьше.

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Она даже не остроумна.

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Не может решить артист она, активист или подстрекатель.

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У нее есть драматический талант.

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И будем честны, она на восьмёрку по части внешности.

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Пап, хотя бы попытайся быть полезным.

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Она становится угрозой.

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Чем раньше ты поймёшь, что все смертные идиоты, тем лучше.

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Вы всегда следуете за самым громким звуком и ярким цветом.

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Вы все шагнёте с обрыва, если на его дне будет блестящая пуговица.

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Точно.

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Ты еще не разучилась пускать фейерверки из пальцев?

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Вот ответ на твой вопрос.

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Сойдёт.

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Корень проблемы провальной системы.

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Червь в яблоке, скорпион в сандалии.

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О, пришёл меня прикрыть.

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Как я от тебя и ожидала.

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Не хочу обманывать твои ожидания, но я пришёл не прикрыть тебя, а объявить о народном параде.

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Мама?

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Да-да, народ Крапополиса.

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У нас есть музыка, есть призы, есть зерно.

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И всё это предоставил ваш союзник, царь Тиран.

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Если хотите скандировать имя, для парада была выбрана специально подходящая для этого песня.

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Должна сказать, парады это восхитительно.

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Постоянное внимание от несмолкающей толпы обожателей.

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Это вечеринка на колёсах, объединяющая новизну возлияния и спонтанность поездок.

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Всё удалось. Не знал, что в Крапополисе так много музыкантов.

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Нет, это птицы, превращённые в людей.

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Итак, запомните, вы ищете желтоватые, пёстрые листья с сетчатыми жилками на основном цветке.

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Полюбуйся. Неделю назад я не мог сюда прийти, не став жертвой этих маленьких чудовищ.

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Да, моя армия зовёт это место долиной чертят.

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Но теперь они наши чертята.

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Похоже, школа была верной мыслью.

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Ого, зацени.

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Когда ты научил его этому?

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Это не я. Он объединил принципы моего урока по вязанию узлов

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и твоего по метанию топора и изобрёл ранее невиданный инструмент.

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- Круто.

- Да.

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Рух!

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Бежим в город!

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Верёвки!

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Собьём ее!

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Сдохни!

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Что мы наделали?

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Мы только что создали нового высшего хищника.

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Эти дети гениальны. Они могут превзойти даже тебя.

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Сегодня на ужин рух.

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Спасибо, что пришла.

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Хотел убедиться, что нет никаких обид и ты не чувствуешь себя угнетённой.

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Я не смог бы уснуть от одной мысли, что я тебя угнетаю.

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Буквально не смог бы. Так сильно я ненавижу угнетение.

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Странно, что парад прошёл как раз тогда, когда я дошла до твоей критики.

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Ну, парады нам неподвластны.

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Они как приливы или матери.

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Думаешь, я не вижу тебя насквозь? Ты использовал парад, чтобы заглушить меня.

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Заглушил ли я тебя или встретил тебя на рынке идей и представил собственную?

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Парады веселее, чем странные речи.

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Я пришла сюда не спорить, а чтобы оценить размер врага.

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И теперь я вижу, что ты мал.

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Так кажется, потому что я на большом троне. Я среднего размера.

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Слушай, зачем нам враждовать?

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Мы можем сотрудничать.

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Скажи мне, что исправить.

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Ты не можешь исправить систему, потому что ты ее часть.

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А значит, все изменения, которые ты внесёшь, как обычно не сделают ничего лучше.

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В таком случае ты предлагаешь...

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Сжечь всё дотла.

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Я ожидал, что всё придёт к этому.

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Женщин тянет к моей власти. Издержки профессии.

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Братья и сёстры, дворец наш.

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В том смысле, что он построен на ваши налоги?

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Нет, в буквальном смысле.

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Где моя стража?

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Я не знаю, кто все эти люди.

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Но чем их больше, тем мне веселее.

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Теперь они участники парада, дорогая, как и мы.

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Где дети? Это засада?

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Повторяю, мое тело невероятное ядовитое.

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Расслабься. Я послала их на рынок за хлебом.

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Какой урок сегодня?

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Урока не будет. Я пришёл укрепить решётки.

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Что? Но они многому научились.

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И делают то, чему я их не учил.

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Беря за основу мои знания.

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Это очень плохо.

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Да, иногда они меня пугают.

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Наверно было ошибкой учить их науке и владению оружием раньше, чем мы научили их, что хорошо, а что плохо.

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Было ошибкой вообще их учить.

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Надо было поступить ответственно и убить всех.

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Убить кого?

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Дети!

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Мы как раз говорили о других людях, не о вас.

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Хлеб!

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Спасибо.

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И он покрыт кровью.

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Хлеб.

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И мы готовы к уроку.

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Ах да. Сегодня урока не будет.

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У вас выходной.

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Мы готовы к уроку.

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Знаете, что будет весело?

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Еще одна вылазка.

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Пособираем цветы в поле.

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Или убьём что-нибудь.

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Что-то большое.

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Мы готовы к уроку.

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Кажется, они готовы к уроку.

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Да, конечно, урок.

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Мне как раз пришёл один на ум.

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Он посвящён применению сосредоточенной силы.

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Некоторые вещи, такие как каменные стены, очень твёрдые.

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Но если ударить достаточно сильно по маленькой области, в них можно пробить дыру.

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Иногда достаточно большую, чтобы через нее мог пролезть человек.

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Это отличный вариант, если дверь в комнате, где ты находишься, заблокирована.

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Мы поняли твои намёки.

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Здорово. Хотя бы вы поняли.

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Ударь по чёртовой стене!

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Как в твоем уроке.

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Школа - отстой!

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Впустите!

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Дети хотят нас убить!

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Открыто.

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Это мой манекен для тренировок?

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Вернёшь его, если мы выживем.

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Что произошло?

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На двадцать процентов плохое свидание, на восемьдесят переворот. Чего вы так вспотели?

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Потому что нам на сто процентов крышка.

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Что это?

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Образованные кровожадные сироты, знающие основы физики.

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Я думал, ты от них избавишься.

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Мы собирались. Но допустили ошибку и стали их учить.

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Теперь они жаждут крови и знаний.

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Где мама с папой?

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Не знаю. Они не возвращались с парада.

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Почему люди не танцуют?

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Это парад, а не марш смерти.

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По большей части не марш смерти. На всё готовы, чтобы доказать свое мнение.

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В их защиту, мы уже довольно долго резвимся.

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Как обычно кончаются парады?

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Я думала, будет какая-нибудь финишная черта.

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Пожалуй, подойдёт.

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До следующего парада.

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Славные жители бывшего Крапополиса, пробил наш час!

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Она обращается к моему народу с моего царского балкона.

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У нас проблемы покрупнее.

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Да, дюжина крошечных проблем покрупнее.

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Это ваш косяк, вам и исправлять.

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А я остановлю Анархис, пока она не покорила сердца и умы всего города.

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Всё кончилось?

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Не думаю.

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Это клин?

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Они используют знания о простых механизмах против нас.

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Образование!

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Система якобы служит вам.

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Но вы в ее власти.

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Что мне делать? Если прерву речь, я сыграю ей на руку.

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Не верьте попыткам изменить систему.

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Изменения тоже встроены в систему, и поэтому мы должны...

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Анархис, дамы и господа.

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Тиран, я не дам тебе меня заткнуть.

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Будто я могу. Разве она не прелесть?

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Если серьёзно, я пригласил Анархис высказаться,

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потому что ее точка зрения ценна для нашего общества и для меня как царя.

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Поэтому я решил объявить ее точку зрения царской точкой зрения.

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И отныне Анархис будет ежемесячно с этого самого балкона говорить, что у нас на уме.

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Но это не наши мысли, а мои. Он не может просто объявить их своими.

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Он только что это сделал!

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Почему вы слушаете этого идиота?

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Смешно слышать это от оратора этого идиота.

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Что ты наделал?

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Как ты и сказала. Система поглощает любые попытки ее изменить.

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Ты была вне системы, но я втянул тебя в нее. А значит, ты больше не революция.

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Ты статус кво.

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Боже, меня обыграл крошечный царь.

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Средний царь на большом троне.

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Что мне теперь делать?

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Я только и умею, что говорить об обществе и других абстрактных понятиях.

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У меня есть идея.

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Идём со мной.

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Наверно, всё всегда к этому шло.

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Да, уроки только ускорили этот процесс.

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Почему мы посчитали это хорошей идеей?

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Стойте. У меня есть решение вашей проблемы.

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Сжечь их? Сжечь детей?

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Вы сказали, что дети жаждут знаний.

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А я знаю, кто жаждет ими делиться. Ты не можешь изменить эту систему.

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Но ты могла бы изменить взгляды этих детей с ножами, которые сформируют систему будущего.

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Я это сделаю.

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Идём, дети.

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Нет, возьмите оружие.

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Оно нам понадобится для революции!

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Я скажу кое-что безумное?

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Я уже по ним скучаю.

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Ты осознаёшь, что натворил?

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Они используют полученные знания против нас.

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Я кое-что понял.

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Дети - это будущее. То есть не настоящее. То есть о них побеспокоимся позже.

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Короче, решаем проблемы по мере поступления.

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Не хочу даже говорить о парадах. Это такая глупость.

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Вы сменили обстановку? Мне не нравится.

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Мама, папа, вы как раз вовремя, чтобы совсем не помочь.

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Никак иначе и быть не могло.

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Добро пожаловать в мир соломы.

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Всё, что вы видите в магазине, сделано из соломы.

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Так этот кубок...

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Стопроцентная солома.

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И эта рамка?

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Стопроцентная солома.

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И твоя обувь. Она...

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Тоже из соломы. Потому что я мистер Солома.

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Мистер Солома, не скажу, что я понимаю твой бизнес.

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Но я рад тебе в своем городе.

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Спасибо, добрый царь.

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Примите соломенную корону в знак моего уважения.

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Сидит идеально.

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Бывай.

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Какие новости ты принёс, мистер Солома?

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Я установил контакт с царём.

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Рассвет нашей тёмной империи близок.