Затмение

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- No, it's just a hangover.

- I'm serious.

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The moon is headed straight

into the sun!

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It's called an eclipse.

It happens.

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- Not in my lifetime!

- Right.

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How long do you borndeads

live again, 10, 30 years?

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If we eat right

and stay indoors.

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So the world isn't ending?

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Oh, must everything

you don't understand

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become a folk tale?

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Do you want to know what

an eclipse really is?

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Because you are about

to feel very silly.

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Apparently

when Zeus gets angry,

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he has Apollo park the sun

behind the moon

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until he feels better?

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Really? Who expresses anxiety

like that?

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A guy that turns into a swan

to have sex?

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At any rate,

sounds like a god problem.

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All the same,

for the sake of science,

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I'll have my people

keep observing.

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Hmm? Thanks for the update.

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New eclipse rule:

we can't keep observing.

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Ow.

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Oh! Ow! Aah.

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At least I can tell the city

there's no need to panic.

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Um, hi, the gods are blaming

your mother

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for this eclipse

and might destroy your city.

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Byeee.

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At least I don't have to

interrupt the city mid-panic.

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Whoo!

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What is happening?

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Look at it!

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What are

your biggest regrets?

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I never invented flight.

- I never had a family.

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I never got to see our city

stop falling apart.

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That was your big wish?

Family?

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Animals have family.

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They also have flight.

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You're right.

I wanted a family too!

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Hello, kids. World's ending.

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Who wants to get high?

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We're sharing regrets, Dad,

and there's a lot of longing,

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among your children,

for family.

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Perhaps you regret not

hearing my offer to get high?

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Is Hermes wrestling with Mom?

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Unless it's consensual,

I won't simply watch.

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Hermes, unhand me!

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I'm just doing my job,

Deliria.

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Olympus has summoned you.

- Well, tell Olympus

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they are counter-summoned

to my ass!

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- For realsies?

- For absolutesies.

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Okay, fine.

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What's this about, my love?

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My extended family

of uptight inbreds thought

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they could summon me

like a third-tier titan.

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Do you know what I said?

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You counter-summoned them

to your ass?

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Yes! How did you--

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Oh, gods.

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Open these badly designed

gates.

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I have every

scratch memorized.

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Ugh! Gross!

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What are you looking at?

Don't look away. Look at me.

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Now tell me what

you're looking at!

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Everyone with a killable body

ought to head inside.

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Nah, I'm 35.

I was dead soon anyway.

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Is that Apollo?

How awkward.

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Because the sun's

not working?

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No, he handled things poorly

when our band broke up.

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- Hephaestus?

- Hippocampus!

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- Shlub.

- Apollo.

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Deliria, my father

is clearly upset.

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You were asked to Mount Olympus

for questioning.

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Oh, I've been

to questionings.

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Hard pass.

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It wasn't a request.

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She just said

I was asked, dummy.

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- Slut.

- Bully!

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Uh-uh-uh.

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I won't win, but I'll make you

look real bad.

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Looks aren't everything.

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Can we save the flirting

until after we find him?

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Find him? Is Zeus missing?

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Ah-ga-ga!

Not in front of worshippers.

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Yes, he is

currently unreachable.

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And because you're an expert

in pissing my father off--

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You keep calling him

your father.

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Yeah, he fathered, like,

most of us.

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And all by different mothers.

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Yet, weirdly, I'm the slut.

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Are you coming

with us, Deliria?

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- What if I don't?

- I'll kill every human

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in your city

except your daughter,

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and then I'll marry her.

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- So I'll be killing myself?

- I'll marry your corpse.

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You'll walk down that aisle

with my teeth in your crotch.

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Sounds like

a beautiful ceremony!

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Everybody, please!

I'm King Tyrannis.

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And I'd like to welcome

our esteemed gods

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to civilization--

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work in progress,

pardon our dust.

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- Stop helping, Ty!

- But since my mother

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was banished

from Olympus by Zeus,

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her return there would be

a defiance of Zeus' authority.

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So I guess we'd all need

to know,

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who's making that call?

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Okay, you can help a little.

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Apollo, you talked to Dad.

What did he say?

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What? I didn't talk to him.

Don't put this on me, okay?

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We agreed to blame the eclipse

on Deliria being a slut.

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Good enough for me.

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Let's just kick her ass

down here.

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No, no. Stop.

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If you didn't talk to him,

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why did you put the sun

behind the moon?

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Can we have this conversation

somewhere else?

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- No, I don't think so.

- No, we're having it here.

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I don't do eclipses, okay?

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I'm the sun.

My sister's the moon.

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Dad runs the sky.

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That up there, that's got

nothing to do with me.

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Except the sun part.

I-I do control the sun.

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That's established.

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Hi.

Um, annoying science question.

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What if he's lying?

- How dare you!

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How dare he!

I control the sun, sir.

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It's my job.

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You're about to learn

a harsh lesson, mortal.

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Show him.

- Show what?

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Go up and move

the sun a little.

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Yeah, you don't have

to end the eclipse.

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Just give the sun a jiggle.

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- Come on.

- Go.

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Just move the sun

a little bit.

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Aah!

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I think he may

have just left.

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I think

he's coming back down.

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He's coming down fast. Move!

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Move out the way!

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Aah!

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Is he frozen?

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Why would he be colder closer

to the sun?

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Well, I'm no science god,

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but I think

it's because Deliria's a slut.

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When is the last time

anyone actually saw Zeus?

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We barely saw him

when he was around.

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He only came out of his office

to yell at us

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about boundaries.

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Zeus has an office now?

And boundaries?

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Both human inventions--glad

to hear they're catching on.

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But he does know that the sun

can't stay behind the moon

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or every human will

eventually starve to death?

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Of course your first thought

is about every human.

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Pretty selfish, bro.

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What happened up there,

Apollo?

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Did you touch the sun?

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I never got close.

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I flew as high as I could.

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And then I couldn't breathe,

which is fine.

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I mean, who needs to breathe?

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- A lot of people.

- Losers.

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But then I just--

went to sleep?

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Not fun sleep like after sex,

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like, a bad sleep

I couldn't control.

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The way you never controlled

the sun?

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This bitch.

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Yo, sis, none of our titles

ever meant anything.

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Dad hands them out

to keep us feeling important.

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Maybe you were too busy

symbolizing wisdom

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to figure that out.

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Shlub, take me somewhere

I can thaw.

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I never should

have quit our band.

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I'm really, really sorry.

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Don't be sorry for that,

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because you didn't quit

our band.

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I did.

- Wait, what?

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Well, since it turns out

nobody knows

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how the sky works, I think

it's time science stepped in.

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Yeah, Heph and I would like

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to develop

some kind of sky program.

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- Approved.

- I don't like

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the sound of that.

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Oh, it's just until

we find out

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what's above the sky.

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Then we'll rename

the program after that,

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and it'll sound cooler.

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I don't like agreeing

with Ares,

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but is our new goal

to actively piss off Zeus?

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How long are his feelings

going to stay important

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if he can't be bothered

to show up?

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Ty, I cannot protect you

from him.

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That's obvious.

The guy can turn off the sun!

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He's got every living thing

facing extinction

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except a handful of immortals

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that are kissing his ass

for fake jobs!

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Hey, my job is real.

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War is who I am and what I do.

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Wherever I go, conflict arises.

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Are you sure

that's not just being a dick?

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Ah!

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He's a king

minding his kingdom.

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Go make yourself useful.

Don't ask me where.

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Oh, I see

what's happening here.

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Smash the patriarchy?

Down with all penises?

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What? How did you get there

from here?

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I don't have

to stand here and explain

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that women are the real sexists

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when I could be hitting

on her daughter.

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Ha ha, victory--

God of War!

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- I'll protect you.

- You will, will you?

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Um, she just did.

She physically blocked a sword.

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I was going to block it.

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Well, you played

that pretty cool!

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Hmm,

we're gathering here now?

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Is Krapopolis the new Olympus?

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- No.

- Yes.

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I think even gods

need some air.

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I tried holding my breath once.

Made it a few days.

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- What happened?

- My dad laughed and said,

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"It was a figure of speech, ugly.

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I'll never love you,"

but I also got lightheaded.

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And Apollo passed out because

above the sky, there's no air.

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And no air, no heat,

so he froze.

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We need a shell, sealed

so tight that air stays inside,

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and we put it on top

of a few dozen barrels

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of my explosion dust.

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How strong is this shell?

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I know a guy who works

with rare metals.

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Handsome fella,

lives in a volcano?

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Okay, and who goes

inside the shell?

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Obviously a nut.

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Seriously, though,

neither of us.

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What's with you?

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I'm not hiding,

because that would be weak.

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So I'm doing whatever

strong people do

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when they're being

relentlessly hit on

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by someone gross

that can't die.

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both: Ares!

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You were always so good

at noodling.

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'Cause I always went

with the flow, my man.

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I would think truly going

with the flow would include

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going with

a collaborator's flow, but--

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Your flow was to overthink

every song to death,

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you uptight, nitpicky poet!

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And now you're finishing

ten songs a day, right?

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You drunk genius?

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I haven't played

since we broke up.

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Me neither.

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We threw something special

away, huh?

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Maybe.

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Maybe real friendships

all get tested.

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♪ Maybe real friendships

all get tested ♪

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Oh!

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♪ Sometimes best best

friends ♪

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♪ Can be unbested ♪

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"Unbested"?

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They can be placeholder lyrics.

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Oh, come on. Shlub!

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I still can't move.

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And then it can be steered

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like a ship,

straight to the moon.

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How did you guys figure

this out?

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The trick is to forget

everything you think

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and use only what you know.

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I love that!

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What happens when

the ship gets there?

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Well, we know the moon

is flat, like Earth,

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so the ship should punch a hole

through the center,

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restoring sunlight

to the world,

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and probably curing

menstruation.

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Sounds like we can't afford

not to do this.

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We just need a volunteer

to do the steering.

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- Not a scientist.

- Someone immortal.

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We were thinking Ares

because he's--

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- Brave and strong.

- Really?

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I was thinking

because he's an idiot.

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I'll make that happen.

You make the ship.

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Let's get to work.

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My king.

00:11:17,755 --> 00:11:19,625

She's playing you.

00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,997

You not yourself, Mom.

Are you sober?

00:11:21,997 --> 00:11:24,268

She has got you positioned

out in front of her

00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,807

where she can use you

to test her father's weakness.

00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:27,975

When Zeus comes back

00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:29,979

and it turns out he's not weak,

00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:32,718

she gets to play dumb

and you get a lightning enema.

00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:33,987

I get it.

00:11:33,987 --> 00:11:35,991

You feel bad about

not blocking the sword,

00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:37,261

so now you're protecting me

00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,966

from things like confidence

and success.

00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,036

She's pretending

to be on your side.

00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:43,907

Then she's got you beat

by half.

00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:46,479

I'd ask you to try it sometime,

but you've given it a go,

00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:47,948

and I don't think

you're a bad goddess

00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:50,253

or a bad mom,

I think you're just--

00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:52,023

well, I guess I do think

you're both of those things.

00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:54,896

This monologue is

more sloppy than hurtful.

00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,131

Because I never practiced it,

00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:58,135

because it's a monologue

I never wanted to do--

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the one that ends with

"thank you" and "goodbye."

00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,145

- I see.

- It seems like you don't,

00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:04,883

though,

because you're still here.

00:12:04,883 --> 00:12:06,887

You want me to leave now?

00:12:06,887 --> 00:12:08,156

Shall I just walk down

the road

00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:10,628

into the wilderness,

empty-handed?

00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:12,130

Mom, of course not.

00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:15,069

You can fly, and you need

to take Dad.

00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:16,873

- Come on, man.

- Relax.

00:12:16,873 --> 00:12:18,944

I'm done pursuing you.

I get it now.

00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,548

I figured out the way

to your heart.

00:12:20,548 --> 00:12:22,083

My heart has a way to it?

00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,987

And you needed someone

other than me

00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:26,091

to explain

that it wasn't stalking?

00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:27,995

You need proof of my courage,

00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:31,001

which is crazy since courage is

my gimmick, but I get it.

00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,339

If Apollo's a fraud,

maybe all gods are.

00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:35,877

So I'm going up in

that skyship for you,

00:12:35,877 --> 00:12:37,748

and I'm going to end

this eclipse

00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:40,419

and, apparently,

all your periods.

00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:44,194

You made a deal

with this jackass

00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:46,298

that he could have me

if he went to the moon?

00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:49,371

Uh, that's a super reductive

summary of our exchange.

00:12:49,371 --> 00:12:52,812

I don't know your big words,

but I know the deal's off.

00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:54,414

I'm sorry

for the misunderstanding,

00:12:54,414 --> 00:12:56,051

Splendiferous.

- Stupendous.

00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,691

I'll explain to this bonehead

how women work.

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You're free to go.

- Ow!

00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:04,034

You don't tell a human

you own them, moron.

00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,771

Then they have

to prove they're free,

00:13:05,771 --> 00:13:07,040

and you get nothing.

00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,309

Now you're getting in that ship

00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,480

just to make up

for embarrassing me.

00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,250

- No.

- Pardon?

00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,056

If you think being smarter

than me makes you smart,

00:13:15,056 --> 00:13:18,864

you're forgetting, big sister,

just how stupid I am.

00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:21,570

True, but then we talk,

and I remember.

00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:22,471

Here's our new deal.

00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,942

If Dad's really gone

and you're taking over,

00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,014

you're sharing power with me.

00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,215

- Why?

- Because if Dad's

00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:31,088

not really gone

and this makes him mad,

00:13:31,088 --> 00:13:32,992

I'll agree that all

this skyship stuff was

00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:34,929

on King Bigmouth.

00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:36,165

- Deal.

- Good.

00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:37,835

Will you still help me

get a woman?

00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:40,406

Learn how to talk

to one, loser.

00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:45,216

My king.

- Please. Rise, my goddess.

00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:47,821

Your skyship is ready

to pierce the heavens

00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,358

and free the world

of Zeus' shadow.

00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:50,928

I'll escort you

to the launch pad.

00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:54,334

What a day.

A great step for mankind.

00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,840

And a pretty big step for my

career, not that it's about me.

00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,476

It's going to be a huge step

for you.

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Ares is stepping down

so that you can drive the ship.

00:14:01,115 --> 00:14:02,150

- Me?

- This revolution

00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,488

will be meaningless

if a god gets any credit.

00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:07,460

Honestly, I saw it

as a joint god/human operation

00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,799

since we really want

someone inside that thing

00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:10,901

that can't explode.

00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,104

You're going to be fine.

00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:14,008

You're under my protection, remember?

00:14:14,008 --> 00:14:15,945

You're going

to get me back down alive?

00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:18,215

- You don't trust me?

- I do. I do.

00:14:18,215 --> 00:14:20,119

Good. Where's your mother?

00:14:20,119 --> 00:14:23,025

I... kicked her out

of the city.

00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:25,698

Oh, even better!

Let's go, buddy.

00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,000

Time to become a legend!

00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,439

Mommy!

00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:42,832

Wave to your people, King.

00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:45,570

Oh, right. You can't.

I'll do it.

00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:50,046

Ty, I don't know

why you're doing this.

00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:51,282

If we're not using a god,

00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:53,285

we should really put a criminal

in here.

00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:55,958

Like,

a really serious criminal.

00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:59,430

I told him the same thing,

but he insisted.

00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:02,370

Cancel the mission!

I was kidnapped! Let me out!

00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,943

I think he might be--

00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:06,412

If it's a series

of intermittent bangs,

00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:08,817

that means he's strapped in

and ready to go.

00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:10,119

You're still here?

00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:11,188

Wait, you're leaving?

00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:13,192

My son has evicted my wife.

00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,629

She's clearing out her temple,

00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:17,167

and we're going to make love

beneath a black sun

00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:20,339

to the primal sounds

of humanity unraveling.

00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:24,314

Did you... did you already

pack all your instruments?

00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,986

- Why?

- Because if all the mortals

00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:29,726

are going to die,

I want my last memory

00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:32,330

to be with my favorite one.

00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,706

- What have I done?

- I'll field that.

00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:39,679

You took the life I gave you

and bet it against me,

00:15:39,779 --> 00:15:40,981

and you lost.

00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,183

Mama, get the door open!

00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:43,587

- After you apologize.

- There's no time!

00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:45,958

Get us out before we launch!

- Nice try.

00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,528

I saw how long that fuse was.

00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:50,266

You've got enough time

to eat some crap.

00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:54,174

Ugh, how long is this fuse?

00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,286

Oh, man. I knew it.

I knew it would blow up.

00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,057

- No, look!

- It worked!

00:16:02,057 --> 00:16:04,060

I knew it would work!

00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,964

So science is just guessing?

00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,702

And explosions.

00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,539

But yes, mostly guessing.

00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:10,339

Holy crap!

00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:14,147

Next time,

just open the--

00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:18,155

Next time?

You can't be serious!

00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:23,065

♪ Now it's time

for us to go ♪

00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:29,211

♪ Everything and everyone

you know ♪

00:16:29,211 --> 00:16:35,122

♪ Changing like

the southern winds ♪

00:16:35,122 --> 00:16:39,898

♪ Punished for the sins

you've sinned ♪

00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:45,510

both: ♪ When you think about

the times you've had ♪

00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:52,056

♪ Measure all the good

and bad you've lived ♪

00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:57,134

♪ You've lived, you've lived ♪

00:16:57,134 --> 00:17:03,680

♪ You've lived ♪

00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:13,365

What on Earth

are we looking at?

00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,105

- Earth?

- Is the moon a ball?

00:17:16,105 --> 00:17:18,142

I think the Earth is

a ball too.

00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,581

How can a ball be flat

when you're on it?

00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:25,256

By being really,

really, really big.

00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:26,993

- He lied.

- Who?

00:17:26,993 --> 00:17:28,697

- Zeus.

- About what?

00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:30,400

Everything.

00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,503

both: Aah!

00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:33,540

- I think we missed the moon.

- Good.

00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,842

We've got a new mission.

00:17:34,842 --> 00:17:36,011

You navigate.

- Where?

00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,080

Olympus.

00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,818

Uh, okay. Um, left?

00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:41,556

So shall we discuss

our next gig?

00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:44,127

I hear the sirens are looking

for an opening act.

00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:46,232

I don't think so.

And you know why?

00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,607

Because you're a selfish,

immortal ballsack?

00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:54,414

And yet, I think I'm going

to miss that talented bastard.

00:18:09,612 --> 00:18:11,583

Mom, we should probably

get out of here.

00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,754

This is what he calls

his office?

00:18:13,754 --> 00:18:14,722

It's just his old court.

00:18:14,722 --> 00:18:17,126

But he added walls,

doors, and a desk.

00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:18,195

That's the idea.

00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:19,999

It creates

an executive atmosphere.

00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,503

Creates a stupid atmosphere.

00:18:21,503 --> 00:18:27,346

All it does is close off--

wait a minute.

00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:30,453

- Oh, my God!

- He really did it.

00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,490

Did what?

What am I looking at here?

00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,895

The crazy bastard

was obsessed

00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:36,365

with taking different

animal forms

00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:38,236

for purposes of pleasure.

00:18:38,236 --> 00:18:40,540

After a while, he

stopped seeking partners

00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,680

and started experimenting

with hybrid forms.

00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,484

If you want something done

right, he always said.

00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:48,590

- Is he dead?

- Far from it.

00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,760

He's achieved

his ultimate dream--

00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,332

the neck of a giraffe,

the tongue of an anteater,

00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,769

and the protracted orgasm

of a pig.

00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:57,440

No more information!

Don't tell me that about pigs.

00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,213

Deliria?

00:19:00,213 --> 00:19:02,751

You did not just crash

your ship here

00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:05,089

and go into my father's office.

00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:06,860

In fact, we did, darling.

00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:09,264

Because he invited us.

00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:10,934

- He's in there?

- Yeah.

00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:13,573

And he wasn't thrilled

with your behavior today, but--

00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,309

But he said you're still

his favorite,

00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:16,713

and he agreed

to end the eclipse.

00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:20,554

Holy crap, look.

There's a sliver of sun now.

00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:23,159

Yep, Zeus says

he'll now move the moon

00:19:23,159 --> 00:19:25,564

from in front of the sun

very gradually,

00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,466

almost as if he's rolling

a huge ball.

00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,572

So he's not mad at anybody?

00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,643

Not unless someone

disturbs him.

00:19:31,643 --> 00:19:35,316

He's quite exhausted

from an extended...

00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:36,284

- Neck.

- Holiday.

00:19:36,284 --> 00:19:37,521

Holiday. Oh!

00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:39,625

He also said my mom is

no longer banished,

00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:42,297

so if she wants,

she can come back here,

00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:44,802

and you all have

to stop being mean to her.

00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:49,077

He did say that,

but I don't like it here.

00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:51,448

I'm a Krapopolis girl.

00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:53,653

Are we really never going

to tell them?

00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:57,193

Do we want to share a world

with a newly emboldened Athena?

00:19:57,193 --> 00:19:58,663

You're right.

00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:01,669

If the Olympians keep

fearing Zeus and Zeus stays...

00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,573

- Self-fulfilled.

- Then we become,

00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:06,646

in a sense,

rulers of our own world.

00:20:06,646 --> 00:20:10,954

Animal?

- Giant eagle, please!

00:20:10,954 --> 00:20:14,360

But that world is slightly

larger than we thought.

00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,463

That's all right.

00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:16,833

I don't need you

to rule it anymore.

00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,170

Because you've realized

the importance of family?

00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,206

Because I live forever.

00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:22,477

You have a maximum of,

what, five years left?

00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,214

Uplifting takeaway.

00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:25,416

And after you're dead,

00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:26,886

I can have as many new children

as I want.

00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:30,727

We don't have to spend

the whole flight talking.

00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:36,271

I'm telling you,

I saw it, and it's round.

00:20:36,271 --> 00:20:38,342

- Yes, like a plate.

- Like a ball.

00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:41,014

And where on a ball

would you build a house?

00:20:41,014 --> 00:20:42,651

It's a big ball.

00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:45,857

A big ball covered in water

that doesn't fall off the ball.

00:20:45,857 --> 00:20:48,462

Even though it's floating

in--what did you call it?

00:20:48,462 --> 00:20:50,600

- I didn't.

- Oh, you called it something.

00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,404

And we'd like you

to say it again.

00:20:52,404 --> 00:20:54,441

Space.

00:20:54,441 --> 00:20:57,647

Okay, so, Hephaestus,

maybe we should gather

00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,518

the scientific community and--

00:20:59,518 --> 00:21:01,890

And we'll think about space.

00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:04,193

You guys are being mean.

00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:05,396

Well, we have to be, Ty,

00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:06,833

because you're confusing

science with magic.

00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,505

Yeah, and there's already

enough magic, okay?

00:21:09,505 --> 00:21:11,976

I don't know if you noticed,

but I flew here.

00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:14,180

And the point of science is

to overthrow magic

00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,416

with logic and observation.

00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,855

But I did observe this.

I was in space.

00:21:17,855 --> 00:21:19,692

- Yeah, because you're nuts!

- He's right.

00:21:19,692 --> 00:21:21,696

I wouldn't have done that,

and I'm magic.

00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:24,067

You'd make

a horrible scientist, dude.

00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,770

Where were we?

00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:28,509

How do we know women

have less teeth than men?

00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:30,814

- Smaller mouths?

- Perfect.

00:21:30,947 --> 00:21:32,551

Did you get any of that?

00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:36,792

Bento.

00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:12,510

- Нет, это похмелье.

- Я серьёзно.

00:00:12,550 --> 00:00:14,510

Луна налетела на солнце.

00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:17,220

Это затмение. Такое случается.

00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:18,640

- Не при моей жизни!

- Да.

00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,970

Сколько вы, мертворождённые, живёте? Десять, тридцать лет?

00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:23,810

Если правильно питаться и сидеть дома.

00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,190

Значит, это не конец света?

00:00:25,230 --> 00:00:28,150

Вам обязательно превращать всё непонятное в народное предание?

00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:30,110

Хочешь знать, что такое затмение?

00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:32,690

Сейчас ты почувствуешь себя очень глупо.

00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:40,490

Оказывается, когда Зевс очень зол, он говорит Аполлону убрать солнце за луну, пока не успокоится.

00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,500

Правда? Кто так выражает недовольство?

00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,420

Тот, кто стал лебедем, чтобы заняться сексом?

00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:48,250

В любом случае, это проблема богов.

00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,380

Всё равно, в научных целях мои люди продолжат наблюдение.

00:00:52,615 --> 00:00:54,170

Спасибо, что сказал.

00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:56,010

Новое правило затмения: наблюдать нельзя.

00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,220

Хотя бы скажу городу, что паниковать не нужно.

00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:08,650

Привет. Боги винят твою мать в затмении и могут разрушить ваш город.

00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:10,770

Пока.

00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,440

Хотя бы можно не прерывать панику города.

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Что происходит?

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Посмотрите!

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Какие у вас главные сожаления?

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- Я не научился летать.

- У меня не было семьи.

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Я не увидел, как город перестанет разваливаться.

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Это твое большое желание? Семья?

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И у животных есть семья.

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И летать они тоже умеют.

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Ты права. Я тоже хотел семью!

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Привет, дети. Миру конец.

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Кто хочет заторчать?

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Мы делимся сожалениями, папа, и твоим детям очень не хватает семьи.

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Как бы не пожалеть, что вы не услышали мое предложение.

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Гермес борется с мамой?

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Если это не по согласию, я не стану просто смотреть.

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Гермес, отпусти меня!

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Я просто выполняю свою работу.

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- Тебя вызвали на Олимп.

- Скажи Олимпу, что я вызываю их пойди в задницу!

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- В самом деле?

- Абсолютнейше.

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Ну хорошо.

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В чём дело, любимая?

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Мои родственники из числа чопорных вырожденцев решила, что меня можно вызвать, как третьесортного титана.

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Знаете, что я сказала?

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Вызвала их пойти в задницу?

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Да! Откуда ты?..

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О, боги.

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Откройте эти плохо спроектированные врата.

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Гефест: бог ремесла

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Я запомнил все царапины.

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Аполлон: бог солнца

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Мерзость!

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Афина: богиня войны, мудрости, труда, преданности, юмора, превосходства, скромности, лидерства и жизни на полную

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На что смотришь? Не отворачивайся, смотри на меня.

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А теперь скажи, на что смотришь!

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Арес: просто война

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Все, чье тело можно убить, идите внутрь.

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Не, мне 35. Я всё равно скоро умру.

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Это Аполлон? Как неловко.

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Потому что солнце не светит?

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Нет, он плохо воспринял распад нашей группы.

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- Гефест?

- Гиппокамп!

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- Шлаб.

- Аполлон.

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Делирия, мой отец недоволен.

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Тебя просили явиться для допроса.

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О, я бывала на допросах. Нет уж, я пас.

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Это была не просьба.

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Она сказала, что меня просили, тупица.

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- Шлюха.

- Задира!

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Я не выиграю, но ты потеряешь лицо.

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Внешность еще не всё.

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Пофлиртуете после того, как мы найдём его.

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Найдём? Зевс пропал?

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Так, так, не при почитателях.

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Да, в данный момент он недоступен.

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И ты эксперт по тому, чтобы бесить моего отца...

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Ты снова назвала его своим отцом.

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Да, он отец для большинства из нас.

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А матери у всех разные.

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Но почему-то шлюха я.

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Ты пойдёшь с нами, Делирия?

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- Что если нет?

- Я убью всех в городе, кроме твоей дочери. На ней я женюсь.

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- Чтобы я убила себя?

- Я женюсь на твоем трупе.

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Ты пойдёшь к алтарю с моими зубами в промежности.

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Звучит как прекрасная церемония!

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Народ, пожалуйста! Я царь Тиран.

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Хочу поприветствовать уважаемых богов в цивилизации.

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Работы еще ведутся, простите за пыль.

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Хватит помогать, Ти.

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Но поскольку Зевс изгнал мою мать с Олимпа, ее возвращение туда было бы неповиновением власти Зевса.

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Поэтому нам всем нужно знать, кто принял это решение.

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Ладно, помоги немного.

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Аполлон, что тебе сказал папа?

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Что? Я не говорил с ним. Не надо валить на меня.

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Мы согласились, что затмение из-за того, что Делирия шлюха.

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Я вполне убеждён.

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Надерём ей зад прямо здесь.

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Нет, нет. Стой.

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Если ты не говорил с ним, зачем ты убрал солнце за луну?

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Поговорим об этом в другом месте?

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- Нет, я так не думаю.

- Нет поговорим здесь.

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Я не делаю затмения, ясно?

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Я солнце. Моя сестра луна.

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Папа правит небом.

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Это не имеет ко мне никакого отношения.

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Не считая солнца. Им я управляю.

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Как мы установили.

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Привет. Раздражающий научный вопрос.

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- Что если он врёт?

- Как ты смеешь?!

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Как он смеет?! Я управляю солнцем.

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Это моя работа.

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Ты сейчас получишь суровый урок, смертный.

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- Покажи ему.

- Что?

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Поднимись и подвинь солнце.

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Да, не надо заканчивать затмение, просто пошевели солнце.

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- Давай.

- Вперёд.

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Просто немного сдвинь солнце.

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Кажется, он просто улетел.

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Кажется, он спускается обратно.

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Быстро спускается. Бежим!

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В сторону!

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Он замёрз?

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Как ближе к солнцу может быть холоднее?

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Ну, я не бог науки, но думаю, это потому что Делирия шлюха.

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Когда кто-то в последний раз видел Зевса?

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Мы редко его видели, когда он был с нами.

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Он выходил из кабинета, только чтобы покричать о границах.

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У Зевса теперь есть кабинет? И границы?

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То и то изобрели люди. Рад, что они прижились.

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Но он знает, что солнце не может оставаться за луной, иначе все люди со временем умрут от голода?

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Конечно, ты первым делом думаешь о всех людях.

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Эгоистично, братан.

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Что произошло, Аполлон?

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Ты коснулся солнца?

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Я даже не приблизился.

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Я подлетел насколько смог, а затем не смог дышать, что не проблема.

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Кому нужно дышать?

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- Много кому.

- Неудачники.

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А затем я просто уснул.

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Не весёлым сном, как после секса, а плохим, который я не контролировал.

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Как ты никогда не контролировал солнце?

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Вот стерва.

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Эй, сестра, наши титулы никогда ничего не значили.

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Папа раздаёт их, чтобы мы ощущали себя важными.

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Похоже, ты была слишком занята, символизируя мудрость, чтобы это понять.

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Шлаб, отнеси меня туда, где я оттаю.

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Зря я ушёл из группы. Я очень об этом сожалею.

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Не сожалей. Потому что не ты ушёл из группы.

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- А я.

- Погоди, что?

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Ну, если уж никто не знает, как устроено небо, думаю, пришла пора науке вмешаться.

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Да, мы с Гефом хотим создать небесную программу.

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- Одобряю.

- Не нравится мне, как это звучит.

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Это только до тех пор, пока мы не узнаем, что над небом.

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Тогда мы дадим программе более крутое название в честь этого.

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Мне не нравится соглашаться с Аресом, но у нас что, новая цель активно бесить Зевса?

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Как долго его чувства будут иметь значение, если он вообще не появляется?

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Ти, я не могу защитить тебя от него.

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Это очевидно. Он может выключить солнце!

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Всем живым существам грозит вымирание, кроме горстки бессмертных, которые целуют ему зад за ненастоящую работу!

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Эй, моя работа реальна.

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Война - это то, кто я есть и что я делаю.

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Куда бы и я ни пошёл, возникает конфликт.

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Уверен, что это не просто потому что ты мудак?

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Он царь, думающий о своем царстве.

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Иди займись делом. Не спрашивай меня где.

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А, я вижу, что происходит.

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Круши патриархию? Долой все пенисы?

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Что? Как ты это вообще приплёл?

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Я не обязан стоять тут и объяснять, почему женщины настоящие сексисты, когда я мог бы подкатывать к ее дочери.

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Ха-ха, победа! Бог войны!

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- Я защищу тебя.

- Неужели?

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Она только что защитила. Она остановила меч.

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Я тоже собиралась.

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Ну, ты явно не торопилась.

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Теперь мы собираемся здесь?

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Крапополис новый Олимп?

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- Нет.

- Да.

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Думаю, даже богам нужно немного воздуха.

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Я пробовал задерживать дыхание на несколько дней.

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- Что произошло?

- Папа засмеялся и сказал: "Это была фигура речи, урод.

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Я никогда тебя не полюблю". А еще закружилась голова.

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И Аполлон отключился, потому что над небом нет воздуха.

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Нет воздуха и тепла, поэтому он замёрз.

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Нам нужен корпус, настолько глухой, что он удержит воздух внутри.

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И поставим на него пару десятков бочек моей взрывной пыли.

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Насколько он должен быть прочным?

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Мой знакомый работает с редкими металлами.

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Симпатичный парень, он живёт в вулкане.

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Ладно, а кто залезет в этот корпус?

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Псих, кто же еще.

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Но серьёзно, не кто-то из нас.

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Что с тобой?

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Я не прячусь, это было бы слабостью.

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Я делаю то, что делают сильные люди, когда от них не отстаёт кто-то мерзкий, кого нельзя убить.

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Арес!

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Ты всегда хорошо бренчал.

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Потому что я всегда плыл по волнам.

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Я думаю, настоящим плаванием по волнам было бы плавание с компаньоном, но...

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Ты смертельно долго обдумывал каждую песню, придирчивый ты поэт!

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А ты теперь пишешь по десять песен в день, да?

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Пьяный гений.

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Я не играл с нашего распада.

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Я тоже.

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Мы бросили нечто особенное, да?

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Возможно.

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И лучшие дружбы подвергаются испытанию.

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И лучшие дружбы подвергаются испытанию.

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О!

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Иногда самые лучшие друзья разлучшаются.

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Разлучшаются?

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Пусть это будет временный текст.

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Ой, да ладно. Шлаб!

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Я не могу пошевелиться.

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И его можно направить как корабль прямо на луну.

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Как вы до такого додумались?

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Хитрость в том, чтобы забыть обо всём, что ты не знаешь наверняка.

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Мне это нравится!

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Что будет, когда корабль долетит?

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Мы знаем, что луна плоская, как Земля.

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Корабль должен пробить дыру в центре, вернуть солнечный свет и, наверно, вылечить менструацию.

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Тогда мы обязаны это сделать.

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Нам нужен только доброволец у штурвала.

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- Не учёный.

- Кто-то бессмертный.

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Мы думали об Аресе, потому что он...

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- Храбрый и сильный.

- Правда?

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А я подумала, потому что он идиот.

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Я это устрою, а вы стройте корабль. За работу.

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Мой царь.

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Она играется с тобой.

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Ты сама не своя. Ты трезвая?

00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:26,650

Она поставила тебя перед собой, чтобы, используя тебя, проверить, насколько слаб ее отец.

00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:32,580

Когда Зевс вернётся и окажется, что он не слаб, она прикинется дурочкой, а ты получишь клизму из молнии.

00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,830

Я понял.

00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:39,790

Ты расстроена тем, что не остановила меч, и теперь защищаешь меня от уверенности и успеха.

00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,880

Она только делает вид, что она за тебя.

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Ты и этого не делаешь.

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Я бы попросил тебя как-нибудь попробовать, но не стану.

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Я не считаю тебя плохой богиней или плохой мамой, ты просто...

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Ну, наверно всё-таки считаю.

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Этот монолог скорее неуклюжий, чем обидный.

00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:57,980

Я его не репетировал. Потому что не хотел его произносить.

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Он заканчивается на "спасибо и прощай".

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- Ясно.

- Не похоже. Потому что ты всё еще здесь.

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Хочешь, чтобы я ушла?

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Мне просто пойти по дороге в дикие места с пустыми руками?

00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,950

Мама, конечно нет.

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Ты можешь летать. И возьми с собой папу.

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- Перестань.

- Спокойно.

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Я перестал за тобой гоняться, я всё понял.

00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:20,670

Я нашёл путь к твоему сердцу.

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К моему сердцу есть путь?

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И тебе нужно было, чтобы кто-то еще объяснил тебе, что это не преследование?

00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:31,100

Тебе нужно доказательство моей храбрости. Это бред, ведь храбрость - моя фишка, но я понимаю.

00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,440

Если Аполлон фальшивка, то может, и все боги такие.

00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:40,530

Так что я полечу для тебя на небесном корабле и покончу с этим затмением и, видимо, твоими месячными.

00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:46,370

Ты пообещала этому ослу, что он получит меня, если слетает на луну?

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Это очень сокращённый пересказ нашего разговора.

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Я не знаю твоих сложных слов, но сделка отменяется.

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- Извини за непонимание, Коллапса.

- Колосса.

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Я объясню этому тупоголовому про женщин.

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А ты иди.

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Нельзя говорить людям, что они принадлежат тебе.

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Тогда им нужно будет доказать, что они свободны, идиот.

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Ты полетишь просто за то, что ты меня опозорил.

00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,310

- Нет.

- Извини?

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Если ты считаешь себя умной только потому, что ты умнее меня, то ты забываешь, насколько я тупой, сестра.

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Верно, но когда мы говорим, я вспоминаю.

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Вот новая сделка.

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Если папы правда больше нет и ты теперь главная, мы разделим власть.

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- Почему?

- Если папа вернётся и это его разозлит,

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я подтвержу, что про корабль придумал трепливый царь.

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- По рукам.

- Хорошо.

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Так поможешь мне заполучить женщину?

00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,420

Научись с ними говорить, неудачник.

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- Мой царь.

- Прошу, встань, моя богиня.

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Твой небесный корабль готов пронзить небеса и освободить мир от тени Зевса.

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Идём на стартовую площадку.

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Что за день. Великий шаг для человечества.

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И немалый для моей карьеры, хотя сейчас не обо мне.

00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,690

Для тебя это будет огромный шаг.

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Арес уступил тебе возможность управлять кораблём.

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- Мне?

- В революции не будет смысла, если это будет заслуга бога.

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Если честно, я думал, это будет совместная операция людей и богов.

00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:10,800

Лучше бы внутри был кто-то, кто не может взорваться.

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Всё будет нормально.

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Ты под моей защитой, забыл?

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Ты спустишь меня назад живым?

00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,170

- Ты не доверяешь мне?

- Доверяю.

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Хорошо. Где твоя мать?

00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:23,130

Я выгнал ее из города.

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О, еще лучше! Идём, приятель.

00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,970

Пора стать легендой!

00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:30,430

Мама!

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Помаши людям, царь.

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Ах да, ты не можешь. Я помогу.

00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,990

Ти, я не знаю, зачем ты это делаешь.

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Если уж не бога, то посадим внутрь преступника.

00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,870

Какого-нибудь серьёзного преступника.

00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,370

Я то же самое говорила, но он настоял.

00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:02,290

Отмените миссию! Меня похитили! Выпустите!

00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,920

Кажется, он...

00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:08,720

Если он стучит с паузами, это значит, что он пристёгнут и готов лететь.

00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,050

Ты еще здесь?

00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,140

А ты уходишь?

00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,220

Сын выселил мою жену.

00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:20,270

Она заберёт вещи их храма, и мы будем заниматься любовью под чёрным солнцем под звуки гибели человечества.

00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:24,230

Ты... ты уже собрал все свои инструменты?

00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,446

А что?

00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:31,550

Если все смертные умрут, я хочу, чтобы мое последнее воспоминание о тебе было моим любимым.

00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,620

- Что я наделал?

- Я объясню.

00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:40,870

Ты поставил жизнь, которую я тебе дала, против меня и проиграл.

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Мама, открой дверь!

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- Сперва извинись.

- Нет времени!

00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,880

- Выпусти нас, пока мы не взлетели!

- Ну да.

00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:47,420

Я видела, какой фитиль длинный.

00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:50,180

У тебя есть время поесть дерьма.

00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:54,050

Какой же длинный фитиль.

00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:00,140

Я так и знал. Я знал, что он взорвётся.

00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:01,940

- Нет, смотрите!

- Получилось!

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Я знал, что получится!

00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,820

Так наука это просто догадки?

00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:09,360

И взрывы. Но да, в основном догадки.

00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:10,280

Твою налево!

00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:14,030

В следующий раз открой просто открой...

00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:18,040

В следующий раз? Ты шутишь?!

00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:23,040

- ♪ now it's time

for us to go ♪

00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:29,050

♪ everything and everyone

you know ♪

00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:35,010

- ♪ changing like

the southern winds ♪

00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:39,930

♪ punished for the sins

you've sinned ♪

00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:45,360

♪ when you think about

the times you've had ♪

00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:51,990

♪ measure all the good

and bad you've lived ♪

00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:56,950

♪ you've lived, you've lived ♪

00:16:56,990 --> 00:17:03,500

♪ you've lived ♪

00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:13,130

На что мы такое смотрим?

00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,970

- Это Земля?

- Луна круглая?

00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,970

И Земля, кажется, тоже.

00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,520

Как шар может быть плоским, когда ты на нём.

00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:25,060

Может, если он очень, очень большой.

00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:26,810

- Он обманул.

- Кто?

00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,570

- Зевс.

- О чём?

00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,190

Обо всём.

00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,620

- Мы промазали мимо луны.

- Хорошо.

00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:34,910

У нас новая цель.

00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,080

- Ты рули.

- Куда?

00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:37,170

На Олимп.

00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:39,880

Ладно. Влево?

00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,880

Обсудим следующее выступление?

00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,170

Я слышал, сирены ищут разогрев.

00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:46,300

Не думаю. Знаешь почему?

00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:50,680

Потому что ты эгоистичный бессмертный хрен?

00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,520

И всё-таки я буду скучать по этому талантливому подонку.

00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,620

Мам, может быть, пойдём отсюда?

00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,910

Он называет это кабинетом?

00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,160

Он всего лишь добавил стены, двери и стол к своему старому двору.

00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:20,040

В этом и смысл. Это создаёт представительную атмосферу.

00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,500

Идиотскую атмосферу.

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Они всего лишь закрывают... Погоди.

00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:30,640

- О боже!

- Он это сделал.

00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,510

Сделал что? Что я вижу?

00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:38,350

Чокнутый ублюдок был одержим тем, чтобы превращаться в разных животных для наслаждения.

00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:43,690

Со временем он перестал искать партнёров и начал экспериментировать с гибридами.

00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,570

"Если хочешь сделать что-то как надо", говорил он...

00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:48,610

- Он мёртв?

- И близко нет.

00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,910

Он достиг своей главной мечты.

00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:54,870

Шея жирафа, язык муравьеда и длительный оргазм свиньи.

00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:57,450

Хватит информации! Не говори мне такого о свиньях.

00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,210

Делирия?

00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:05,090

Не говорите, что уронили корабль сюда и зашли в кабинет отца.

00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,880

Так мы и сделали, дорогая.

00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,260

Он пригласил нас.

00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:11,010

- Он внутри?

- Да.

00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,550

И он не в восторге от твоего поведения, но...

00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,720

Но ты всё еще его любимица и он закончит затмение.

00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:20,520

Ого, смотрите. Стал виден кусочек солнца.

00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:27,480

Ага, Зевс сказал, что будет постепенно убирать луну от солнца, словно он катит гигантский шар.

00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:29,570

Так он ни на кого не злится?

00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,740

Только не беспокойте его.

00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:35,280

Он очень уставший от долгого...

00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,280

- Языка.

- Отпуска.

00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:37,490

Отпуска.

00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:40,158

Еще он сказал, что мама больше не в изгнании.

00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:44,600

Так что она может вернуться сюда, и вы должны перестать ее обижать.

00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:49,050

Он так сказал, но мне здесь не нравится.

00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:51,380

Я девушка из Крапополиса.

00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,590

Мы правда им не скажем?

00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,140

Ты хочешь делить мир с обретшей смелость Афиной?

00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,600

Ты прав.

00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,600

Если олимпийцы продолжат бояться Зевса, а Зевс останется...

00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:06,610

- Самодостаточным.

- То мы станем, в каком-то смысле, правителями своего мира.

00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:10,900

- Животное?

- Гигантский орёл, пожалуйста!

00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:14,280

Но этот мир немного больше, чем мы думали.

00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,870

Ничего. Мне уже не нужно, чтобы ты им правил.

00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,830

Потому что ты поняла, как важна семья?

00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,120

Потому что я живу вечно.

00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,370

А тебе осталось сколько, пять лет?

00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,120

Вдохновляющий вывод.

00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:26,920

И после твоей смерти я заведу сколько захочу детей.

00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,630

Нам необязательно разговаривать весь полёт.

00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,260

Говорю вам, я ее видел, и она круглая.

00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,260

- Да, как тарелка.

- Как шар.

00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:40,930

Как бы ты построил дом на шаре?

00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,560

Это большой шар.

00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,770

Большой шар, покрытый водой, которая с него не падает.

00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:48,570

При том что он летает по... как ты это назвал?

00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:50,480

- Никак.

- Ты как-то это называл.

00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,320

Повтори еще раз.

00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,320

Космос.

00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:59,410

Ладно, Гефест, может быть, соберём научное общество и...

00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,740

И подумаем о космосе.

00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,110

Злые вы, ребята.

00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,710

Ты нас вынуждаешь, ты путаешь науку с магией.

00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:09,380

Да, а магии и без того хватает.

00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,840

Может, ты не заметил, но я сюда прилетел.

00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,300

А суть науки в том, чтобы победить магию логикой и наблюдением.

00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:17,720

Но я наблюдал. Я был в космосе.

00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,550

- Да, потому что ты псих!

- Он прав.

00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,560

Я бы этого не сделал, и я магический.

00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,930

Ты был бы ужасным учёным, чувак.

00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,730

Так о чём мы?

00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:28,350

Откуда мы знаем, что у женщин меньше зубов?

00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,650

- Их рты меньше?

- Точно.