Муза твоей иллюзии

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Но сегодня я здесь, чтобы представить новый флаг Крапополиса.

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А после перейдём к смертям.

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Как видите, эта ткань покрашена в синий, самый дорогой цвет из-за того, как много улиток надо раздавить, чтобы его получить.

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Эти улитки были с Крита.

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Флаги достаточно в новинку, поэтому я вам поясню.

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Этот флаг символизирует нас. И мы должны защищать его ценой наших жизней.

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Если кто-то отберёт его, мы станем их пленниками.

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Так, очевидно, работают флаги.

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Я сам до сих пор разбираюсь.

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Ладно, я люблю аплодисменты не меньше других царей, но я также знаю разницу между настоящими аплодисментам и формальными.

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И почему здесь так мало людей?

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О мать, ты моя мать, а я мальчик по имени Александр, я не каменщик ТОбиас.

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Нет, сын, я твоя мать, женщина по имени Клэр, а не НИко, который доит коз.

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Что они делают? Это же Нико.

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Мы все это видим.

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Мать, я голоден.

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Я говорю это как мальчик Александр.

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Тобиас уже поел.

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В жизни не видел ничего круче.

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Вот, поешь хлеба. Мои руки не пусты.

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Они держат хлеб. Я тридцатилетняя женщина.

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Извини, что мы смотрим?

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Мой новый вид искусства.

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Я назвал это игрой.

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Антоним работы.

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Я сыт, вновь как Александр.

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А я счастлива как Клэр, хотя вы все знаете, что я недавно потерял сына в реальной жизни.

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Это правда, он потерял сына.

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Крэйг, что я могу сказать?

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- Это было удивительно.

- Спасибо.

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- Крутая идея, да?

- Очень крутая.

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Где ты ее взял? То есть откуда она взялась?

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- Как ты это сделал?

- Не знаю, просто вдохновился.

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Погоди.

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Говоря "вдохновился", ты имеешь в виду, что идея пришла к тебе ниоткуда?

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Да.

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И ты почувствовал себя обязанным бросить всё и заняться ей, и не смог бы про нее забыть, даже если бы захотел?

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Да, пожалуй.

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- Беги.

- Бежать?

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- Потому что житель вдохновился?

- Музами!

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О нет.

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Защищайте флаг. Защищайте флаг.

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Брысь. Кыш.

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- Гоните ее к окну.

- Так, все расслабьтесь.

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- Наука спешит на помощь.

- Мы расслаблены.

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Это не даст им залезть в голову и подать идеи, которые нас обычно не посетили бы.

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- Музы ненавидят медь.

- Как и все.

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Она в пятёрке худших металлов.

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Это выиграет время на поиск постоянного решения.

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Я не вижу большой проблемы в хороших идеях.

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Кто сказал, что идеи хорошие?

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Большинство идей ужасны.

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Всё, что отвлекает мысли от секса, по умолчанию подозрительно по моим правилам, моим сексуальным правилам.

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Правилам сексуальной философии.

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- Очень сексуальным.

- Нет, извините, что здесь происходит?

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Да, спасибо. Я думал, что с ума схожу.

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Я не хотела ничего говорить.

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Это такая шутка?

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У меня есть ни малейший идеи, о чём вы все говорите.

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Или у меня, или у кого-то из еще, включая вас. В особенности вас.

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Э, ладно.

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А еще теперь мы живём в обществе.

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Некоторым нужно доить коров, а не внезапно бросать вымя, чтобы начать модельную карьеру.

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Это риск для города.

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Эй, смотрите, смотрите. Сейчас.

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Подождите. Так, смотрите.

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Я просто... Ладно, вот так, вот так.

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Я должен удержать их в воздухе.

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Вот видишь? Мы потеряли дневного слугу.

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И это меньшая из проблем.

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Музы делают это, чтобы поглощать наши ресурсы, пока мы отвлечены. Они разрушают города.

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И что нам делать?

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Если мои расчёты верны, то должно быть возможно поймать и удержать музу.

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Убирайся отсюда.

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Это что-то значит.

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И это история Делирии

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Всегда ее я должен петь и танцевать

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Двадцатая часть, я начинаю опять

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Выключить звук.

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Какая команда? Есть для этого команда?

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Должна быть команда.

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Ты видел моего мужа?

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Ты что-то об этом знаешь?

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Можно сказать?

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Есть другой способ ответить на вопрос?

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Легенда мантитавра, известная немногим, конечно же гласит о славных...

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Ясно. Нет, говори, а не пой.

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- Это точно сработает?

- О да.

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Браслеты из чистой меди. И музы не устоят перед этой приманкой.

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Пара на третьем свидании!

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Так...

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Они летят сюда.

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Закрываем выходы.

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Проведём наши жизни вместе.

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Я хочу путешествовать по миру... одна.

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Сейчас!

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Крути педали, Колосса.

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Подожди, у меня идея.

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Что ты делаешь?

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Что если мы построим большой дом для муз? Типа гнезда, где они смогут жить в комфорте?

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- И будем приносить им еду.

- Ти, она вдохновлена.

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- Извини.

- Ничего, Колосса.

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Это не твоя вина.

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Но я всё равно думаю, что надо построить им дом.

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Конечно же.

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Метаморфоз? Когда ты собирался сказать?

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Это бывает лишь раз в тысячу лет.

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То есть у тебя было полно времени.

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Кто тебе сказал? Я порву его на части.

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Шлаб, я понимаю.

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Ты думаешь, что будешь непривлекателен для меня в процессе. Что не лишено смысла, учитывая, что я слышала.

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Но единственное, что я нахожу в тебе непривлекательным, это твое беспокойство из-за непривлекательности.

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Это не Шлаб, которого я люблю и желаю.

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Кто сказал, что меня беспокоит непривлекательность?

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Откровенно говоря, я хотел избежать именно этой ситуации.

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Ты привлекаешь меня куда меньше, когда жалеешь меня.

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Я никогда не слышала от тебя подобного. Я привлекаю тебя меньше?

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Прости, дорогая, но не такую Делирию я лежу и сексуально жду, словно камышовый кот, дожидающийся камышовую кошку еще больше и сексуальнее его.

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Что ж, в таком случае иди.

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Преображайся в одиночестве сколько душе угодно и знай, что твоя жестокая жена не испытывает к тебе абсолютно никакой жалости.

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Я думал, что будет длиннее история

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Но негде тут разойтись

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Они не стали долго вздорить

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Не о чем мне...

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МолтИть? ДжолтИть? Бо-бо-болтИть.

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- Они рассержены.

- Ну, да.

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Мы схватили их, а потом по сути пытали их, так что...

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О каких пытках речь? Я не совсем понял.

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Я разработал способ фильтровать их вдохновение.

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Только хорошие идеи. Смотрите.

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Привет, Гэри.

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Я думала, ты погиб в бою.

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Нет, мне удалось собрать свои мозги. Кроме части, которую съела собака. И частей, утащенных муравьями.

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Теперь работаю на твоего брата.

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- Отлично. Круто.

- Готов?

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Давай, погнали.

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Голова, голова.

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Мозг, мозг.

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Закрыть мозг.

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Можно закрыть черепа солдат металлом.

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Чтобы врагу пришлось разбить две вещи, чтобы вышибить мозги. Интересно.

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А, стоп, это шлемы.

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Но всё равно неплохо для того, чьи мозги раскиданы повсюду.

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Это может дать Крапополису преимущество над другими городами.

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Что скажете? Вдохнём эти телесные жидкости или как?

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Физическая подготовка может поддержать армию готовой к бою, даже когда она не участвует в бою.

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Рисунки можно упростить до стандартных форм.

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Формы могут обозначать слова.

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Нет! Они могут обозначать звуки.

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Из этого получится письменность.

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Да, да, хорошо.

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План правления с голосованием представителей. Мне это нравится.

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А где мое место? Вы серьёзно?

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- Какая идея посетила тебя?

- Никакая.

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То есть это будет полезно, но не...

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- Да знаете, неважно.

- Ладно.

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А я хочу поработать над своей.

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Да, я тоже. Ты идёшь, Ти?

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Да, одну минуту. Вы идите.

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Может быть несколько ветвей власти, чтобы они противодействовали и ни одна не стала слишком влиятельной.

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Нет, это глупо. Это глупое изобретение.

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Попробуем снова.

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Прежде чем арестовать кого-то, мы должны убедиться, что преступник знает, что имеет право не говорить нам, виновен ли он.

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Да что происходит? Почему во всех моих идеях лидеры теряют значение?

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Можно мне идею, с которой я сохраню работу?

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Эй, никто не спрашивал наше мнение, но у нас есть кое-какие соображения.

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Мы уже довольно давно вдохновляем людей.

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Вы умеете говорить?

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Делирия?

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Шлаб.

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Слава богу, я была здесь.

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Ты не в состоянии защитить себя.

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Это тоже по-своему привлекает.

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Я невероятно нежен.

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Мясо само отходит от костей.

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Хищники чуют, как я линяю, за мили.

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Но что ты здесь делаешь?

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Мы же договаривались.

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Извини, что проследила за тобой. Но я решила, что тебе сейчас нельзя доверять полностью самостоятельно принимать решения.

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Всё-таки, как ты только что продемонстрировал, ты скорее умрёшь, чем позволишь тебя жалеть.

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И на такой риск тебе идти нельзя. Это нарушает мое право сохранить тебе жизнь.

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Ну, я не в состоянии спорить.

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Так что если ты правда этого хочешь, можешь остаться и защитить меня.

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Но предупреждаю, это будет мерзко.

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Берегись ослонОв, моя дорогая.

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Это совершенно логично.

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Учёный или воин может обойтись разбавленным вариантом того, что мы делаем.

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Но для идеи, способной вдохновить царя, тебе нужны мы сами.

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Я знал, знал, что это не со мной что-то не так.

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Убери фильтр. У тебя явно великий ум.

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- Ты выдержишь чистый вариант.

- Погодите.

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Вы точно не пудрите мне мозги, просто чтобы я вас выпустил?

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О, нет, что ты? Мы не хотим, чтобы ты чувствовал себя глупо.

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Не все знают правила муз, но мы не можем заставить делать что угодно.

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Мы можем лишь вдохновить. А на что именно, строительство утопии или убийство семьи, полностью зависит от тебя.

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Ну, надеюсь, это будет первое.

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Когда они прекратят?

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Хотел бы сказать, но боюсь, я теряю память. Это еще один неприятный побочный эффект метаформоза.

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Возможно, я забуду, кто ты.

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- Забудешь, кто я?

- Да.

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И если это случится, не гарантирую, что у меня будут к тебе прежние чувства или какие-либо чувства вообще.

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Что ж. Это всё усложняет.

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Именно.

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Но пока не забыл, должен предупредить, что на последних стадиях линьки я буду источать запах,

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который учуют все волшебные создания и захотят полакомиться моей куколкой.

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- Это привлечёт космическое зверьё высшего порядка.

- Ничего страшного.

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Но уточню: в конце концов ты, конечно же, станешь прежним?

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Иными словами, ты хочешь знать, будет ли оно того стоить: телесные ужасы и всяческое зверьё.

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Пожалуй, да.

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Это очень важный вопрос.

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Вынужден тебя огорчить, я забыл ответ.

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Но есть и хорошая новость. Ты сексуально создание.

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Может, познакомимся поближе? Как тебя зовут?

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Что ты делаешь, Ти?

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Привет, вы вовремя.

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- Меня посетила невероятная, просто удивительная идея.

- Ладно.

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Готовы? Вот.

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Нет!

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О боже, я только что понял.

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Вся моя жизнь была предметом искусства. И я знаю, как его закончить.

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Я прекрасен!

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Что есть, то есть.

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Я назвал картину "Гранатовый человек".

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Есть о чём задуматься, да?

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Я - высказывание о безудержном потреблении.

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- По крайней мере некоторые из смертей абсолютно шикарны.

- Да.

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Я видела много смертей. И ни одна из них не заставляла так задуматься.

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Видел Гранатового человека?

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Да. На самом деле он меня разочаровал.

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- Серьёзно?

- Но подожди.

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Ти, зачем ты это сделал?

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Как ты позволил им так тебя одурачить?

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Меня посещали видения того, какой я ненужный, и что лучшее, на что способен - это сделать себя еще более ненужным.

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Я хотел доказать, что для меня есть роль.

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- Почему ты не сказал?

- Мне было стыдно.

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Минуточку, стыд.

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Унижение - противоположность вдохновения.

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Ах да, как в легенде о Вдохно и Униже?

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Весь смысл этой известной притчи в том, что они противоположности.

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Точно. Вот как мы их победим.

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И кстати, Гранатовый человек гениален. Ты сбрендил.

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Ладно, ты не узнаёшь меня. Но я всё еще знаю тебя, мантитавр, нравится тебе это или нет. Всё это не сексуально и не весело.

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Ну, не совсем. В потере памяти есть потенциал.

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Но так или иначе, я рядом с тобой даже в худший момент.

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Чудесно, потому что он как раз наступает.

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- Ох, ну ладно. Мы просто...

- Мама.

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О боже.

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Мне обязательно быть на твоей спине?

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Это не слишком героично.

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Нет времени. Нас заметили.

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- Бежим, бежим!

- Так, дай подумать.

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Давай, Ти, давай.

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Я ужасно боюсь провала.

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Я боюсь, что не смогу сделать того, чего все от меня хотят.

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Вот это я понимаю.

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Еще, Ти, больше стыда.

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Иногда я слушаю себя и представляю как это, должно быть, звучит для других людей.

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И мне хочется свернуться в крошечный комочек и перестать существовать.

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У тебя получается, жалкий идиот.

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- Ты знаешь...

- Продолжай.

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Я говорю себе, что хочу найти идеального человека, с которым проведу жизнь.

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И если честно, как бы это ни было иронично, это по сути то, что есть у мамы и папы.

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А если говорить совсем честно...

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- Я не уверен, что вообще хочу искать нужного человека.

- Нет.

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Наверное, на самом деле я хочу, чтобы на меня просто свалился кто-нибудь...

00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,840

- Мама!

- Кто угодно...

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Отпусти моего маленького мужа.

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И мы были вместе вечно, как бы мы ни менялись.

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- Мама!

-Я здесь, любимый.

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Даже если никто из нас не будет счастлив, даже если мы будем знать, что это делает наши жизни хуже почти во всех отношениях.

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Мама!

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Потому что если честно, суть в том, что я просто боюсь быть один.

00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:17,560

Мама.

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Ну, ну, малыш, ты в безопасности.

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Хорошо, осталась одна.

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Долбани по ней реально мерзким стыдом.

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Да, стыда у меня хоть отбавляй.

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Скажу я вам, я...

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- Стойте.

- Ты только что загордился стыдом?

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Нет, я...

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Ну, у меня и правда к этому талант.

00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,980

Вы меня разозлили люди.

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Хоть облейтесь медным соусом, я всё равно растерзаю вас до костей.

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- Звучит нехорошо.

- Медный соус?

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- Точно.

- Ти, нет.

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Не бойся, у меня есть идея.

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- Точнее, идеи нет.

- А?

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Позволь спросить.

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Тебе не надоело, что ты только и делаешь, что служишь другим?

00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:07,660

Спрашиваю, потому что мне это знакомо. Ты могла бы на этом заработать.

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Почему бы не держать вдохновение при себе и давать его только тем, кто больше всего за него благодарен?

00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:17,640

Так ты сможешь сделать себе имя и получить рычаг влияния на человечество.

00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:21,850

Тебе всегда будут приписывать все заслуги и никогда никакой вины.

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Ты можешь даже просить что-то взамен.

00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:25,960

А они пусть работают.

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Знаешь что?

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Это наименее вдохновлённая, самая очевидная лучшая идея, что я слышала.

00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,650

Это же так логично.

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Меня будут любить истинные художники и поэты, визионеры.

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Ты спаситель, шеф. Мир тебе.

00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:45,660

Кто бы мог подумать.

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Слава Тирану, святому покровителю смягчения, компромиссов и сомнений.

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Ладно.

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Что ж, тут, похоже, обошлось без особых проблем?

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Да. И у вас тоже.

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А погоди, что было у вас?

00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,770

Метаморфоз твоего отца.

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Выглядишь...

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Я бы не сказала, что всё прошло хорошо.

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Он пережил это и, по крайней мере, снова меня помнит.

00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,860

Ты ведь что-то помнишь, да?

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О, многое, моя дорогая, очень многое.

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Но я заменила ему мать, так что мы больше никогда не займёмся сексом.

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- Не видеть бы этого.

- Конец эпохи.

00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,610

- Как жаль.

- Да.

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Это было настолько до тревожного интимно, что едва снова не стало сексуальным.

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- Да, не правда ли?

- Ты мне скажи, мама.

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Куда еще отвратительнее?

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Знаешь, отчасти я рад, что это случилось.

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Вся эта история с музами.

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- Это был необходимый урок.

- Полностью согласен.

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Мой научный мозг хотел контролировать творчество, а его не следует контролировать.

00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,310

- Да.

- Ты тоже что-то усвоил?

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О, да, конечно.

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Но думаю, я просто хотел сказать, что это хорошо. Нет, знаешь что?

00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,420

- Это отлично.

- Согласен. Да.

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Всё закончилось хорошо.

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Однозначно.

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Думаешь, я должен произнести речь?

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Думаешь, они этого ждут?

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- Нет, они заняты.

- Да, конечно.

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Продолжайте. Не обращайте на нас внимания.

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I know that usually

when I call a town meeting,

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it's about how many people died

or are going to die,

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but today, I'm here to unveil

the new Krapopolis flag.

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[light applause]

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And then afterwards,

we'll do deaths.

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As you can see,

it is a bold cloth

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dyed the color blue, which is

the most expensive color

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because of how many snails you

have to grind up to make it.

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These snails were from Crete.

[light applause]

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Flags are a pretty new thing,

so I'll walk you through it.

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This flag means us, and then

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we have to protect it

with our lives.

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Because if anyone takes it,

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that means

we've become their prisoners.

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That's just

how flags work apparently.

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I'm still learning

about them myself.

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[light applause]

OK.

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I enjoy applause

as much as the next king,

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but I also know the difference

between real applause

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and the perfunctory kind.

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And why are there so few people

here in the first place?

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[laughter]

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Oh, mother,

you are my mother,

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and I am a boy named Alexander,

not Tobias the Bricklayer.

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Oh, son, I am your mother,

a woman named Claire,

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not Nico who milks goats.

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Why are they doing this?

That's Nico.

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We can all see it's Nico.

- Shh.

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Mother, I am hungry.

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I say this as Alexander

the boy.

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Tobias has already eaten.

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This is the coolest thing

I've ever seen.

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Here is some bread to eat.

My hands are not empty.

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They're holding bread.

I am a 30-year-old woman.

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[crowd gasps]

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I'm sorry,

what are we watching?

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It's a brand new art form

I came up with.

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I call it a play.

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The opposite of work.

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I am fed,

once again as Alexander.

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And I am happy as Claire,

even though you all know

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I just lost my son

in real life.

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He did lose his son.

It's true.

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[cheers and applause]

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Craig, what can I even say?

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That was amazing.

- Oh, thank you.

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Cool idea, right?

- Very cool idea.

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How did you get it?

I mean, where did it come from?

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How-- how did you do that?

- I don't know, I got inspired.

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Wait a minute.

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When you say inspired,

do you mean the idea

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just came to you

out of nowhere?

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Yeah.

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And you felt compelled

to just drop everything

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and pursue it

and couldn't have let it go,

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even if you had wanted to?

- Yeah, I guess.

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- Run.

- Run?

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Because a citizen was inspired?

- By muses.

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[ethereal shimmering]

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[crowd screaming]

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Oh, no.

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Protect the flag.

Protect the flag.

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[dramatic lyre music]

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♪ ♪

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[ethereal shimmering]

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Get out.

Shoo.

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Make it go towards the window.

- All right. Everybody relax.

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Science to the rescue.

- We're relaxed.

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This will keep them

from getting in our heads

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and giving us ideas

we wouldn't normally have.

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Muses hate copper.

- Everyone does.

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Top five worst metals, easy.

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This'll buy me a little time

to come up with

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a more permanent solution.

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I don't see

why getting good ideas

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is such a big problem.

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Who said anything

about good ideas?

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Most ideas are terrible.

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Anything that takes

one's mind off sex

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is automatically suspect

in my book, my sex book.

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It's a book about

sexual philosophy.

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It's a very sexy book.

- You know what?

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I'm sorry,

what is going on up here?

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Right?

OK, thank you.

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Thought I was going crazy.

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Yeah, I wasn't

going to say anything.

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Is this a bit or--

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I have neither the faintest

nor foggiest idea

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what any of you are saying.

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Nor have I,

nor has any one of us,

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yourselves included.

Most of all, in fact.

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Uh, all right.

[ethereal shimmering]

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Also, we live

in a society now.

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Some people need

to be milking cows,

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not suddenly dropping the udder

to start a modeling career.

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Puts the city at risk.

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Hey, watch this.

Watch. OK. Wait.

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Wait, hold on.

OK. See if I--

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if I just do--

OK. Here we go. Here we go.

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OK, I got to keep them

up in the air.

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Right, see?

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Now we've lost the server

for the afternoon.

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And that's the least of it.

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Muses do this so they can

consume our resources

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while we're distracted.

They destroy cities.

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So what do we do?

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Well, if my calculations

are correct,

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it should be possible

to catch and contain a muse.

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Go, get out of here.

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[ethereal shimmering]

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This means something.

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Ah!

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♪ And that is the story

of Deliria ♪

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♪ The song I'm always singing

and doing this dance ♪

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♪ Part 20 of 20,

then we start again ♪

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Off, sound off.

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What's the command?

Is there a command?

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I mean,

there should be a command.

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Have you seen my husband?

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Do you know anything

about this?

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May I speak?

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Well, unless there's another

way of answering my question.

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♪ Well, the legend

of the mantitaur is ♪

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♪ Known to the few,

speak of course ♪

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♪ To the glories of the-- ♪

- I see.

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No, speak, don't sing.

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[dramatic lyre music]

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- You're sure this will work?

- Oh, yeah.

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These headbands

are pure copper,

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and muses

cannot resist this bait.

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Deploy couple on third date.

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So...

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[ethereal shimmering]

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Here they come.

This is it.

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Sealing exits.

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[ethereal shimmering]

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We should spend

our lives together.

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I want to travel the world,

on my own.

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- Now!

- [panting]

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[air whooshing]

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Keep paddling, Stupe.

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Wait a minute, I got an idea.

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What are you doing?

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What if we built

a big house for the muses,

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like a nest where they could

live and be comfortable?

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Maybe bring food to them.

- Ty, she's been inspired.

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[panting]

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[air whooshing]

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- Sorry.

- That's all right, Stupendous.

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It obviously wasn't your fault.

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I do still think we should

build them that house though.

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Of course, you do.

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[insect buzzing]

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A metamorphosis?

Were you going to tell me?

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Well, it's only once

every 1,000 years.

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Well, it seems like

plenty of time to tell me.

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Who told you?

I'll tear them apart.

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Shlub, I get it.

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You think I won't be attracted

to you during your process,

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which is not unreasonable

for you to think

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given what I've been told.

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But as it happens,

the only part

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I find unattractive

is you worrying

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about being unattractive.

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That's not the Shlub

I love and desire.

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And who said I was worried

about being unattractive?

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To be perfectly frank,

the situation I wanted

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to avoid was precisely this.

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I'm far less attracted

to you when you're pitying me.

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I don't know if I've ever

heard you express

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such a thing,

less attracted to me?

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I'm sorry, my darling,

it's just not the Deliria

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I lie in sexual wait for,

like a jungle cat

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stalking another

yet even bigger jungle cat,

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except sexually.

- Well, in that case, go.

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Metamorphose in private

to your heart's content

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and know

that your devastating wife

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is absolutely without pity

for you while you do.

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[growls]

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♪ I thought this would be

a bigger story ♪

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♪ But there's

nothing to solve ♪

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♪ And nothing at all

to track or follow ♪

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♪ Nothing at all to-- ♪

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Molve? Uh, jolve?

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ba-- ba-- ball-- ballve.

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- Oh, they look mad.

- Yeah.

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Well, we captured them

and have basically

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been torturing them, so--

- What's this about torturing?

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I'm not sure I--

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Now that we've

got them contained,

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I've developed a way

to filter their inspiration.

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Nothing but good ideas.

Check this out.

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Oh, hey, Gary.

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I thought you got killed

in battle.

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Oh, no, I was-- I was able

to get my brains back in,

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except for the part

that the dog ate,

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and the parts

the ants carried off.

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So I'm working

for your brother now.

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- Right on. Very cool.

- Ready?

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- All right, here we go.

- [inhales]

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[ethereal shimmering]

Head, head.

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Brain, brain.

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Brain skull cover--

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you could cover

soldier skulls with metal.

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So the enemy would

have to break two things

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to get the brains out.

Interesting.

00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:24,141

Oh, wait, that's helmets.

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But still not terrible

for someone with his brains

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all over the place.

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This could be the thing

that gives Krapopolis

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the edge over all other cities.

- So what do you say?

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Are we gonna huff

these bodily fluids or what?

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[inhales]

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[ethereal shimmering]

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[dramatic music]

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A physical fitness regimen

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could keep an army

ready for battle,

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even when they're

not in battle.

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[water gurgles]

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♪ ♪

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[screams]

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[grunts]

00:09:01,181 --> 00:09:03,086

Huh?

00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:04,523

♪ ♪

00:09:04,523 --> 00:09:06,125

Whoa!

00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,864

Drawings can be simplified

into standard shapes.

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The shapes

could represent words.

00:09:11,503 --> 00:09:14,943

No!

They could represent sounds.

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That's how you do

a written language.

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[inhales]

00:09:19,252 --> 00:09:20,888

[ethereal shimmering]

00:09:20,988 --> 00:09:25,263

♪ ♪

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OK, OK, this is good.

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It looks like

a plan for governance,

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representatives voting.

I like it.

00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:34,214

And where do I sit in all this?

Are you serious?

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[screams]

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- What was your inspiration?

- Oh, nothing.

00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:40,794

I mean, it'll be very useful,

but not--

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you know, no big deal.

- All right.

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Well, I'm excited

to go work on my thing.

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Yeah, me too.

You coming, Ty?

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Hm?

Yes, in just a bit.

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You go ahead.

[inhales]

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[ethereal shimmering]

00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:57,996

There could be

several branches of government

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so as to counter each other

so that no single one of them

00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,807

becomes too powerful.

Oh, come on, this is stupid.

00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,647

This is a stupid invention.

00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,117

[ominous music]

00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:15,430

[dramatic music]

00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:17,000

Let's try this again.

00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,205

[inhales]

[ethereal shimmering]

00:10:19,205 --> 00:10:22,812

Before arresting someone,

it should be upon us

00:10:22,812 --> 00:10:24,749

to make sure the criminal knows

00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,719

they have the right

not to tell us

00:10:26,719 --> 00:10:28,957

whether they're guilty.

Oh, what's going on here?

00:10:28,957 --> 00:10:31,395

Why is all my inspiration about

leaders not mattering anymore?

00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:34,703

Can I get an idea that

doesn't put me out of a job?

00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:36,272

[Muses speaking together]

Hey, nobody asked

00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:40,146

for our opinion, but we could

have some insight about that.

00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:43,385

We've been inspiring people

for a pretty long time.

00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:45,323

You can talk?

00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,399

[growls softly]

00:10:57,548 --> 00:10:59,217

Hm?

00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,421

[screams]

00:11:03,392 --> 00:11:04,529

Deliria?

00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:06,198

Shlub.

00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,668

[screams]

00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:10,975

Thank goodness I was here.

00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:12,746

You're in no shape

to defend yourself.

00:11:12,746 --> 00:11:14,649

I believe that is

part of the appeal.

00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:16,051

I'm incredibly tender.

00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,189

My meat falls

right off the bone.

00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:21,496

Predators can smell my molting

from a mile away.

00:11:21,496 --> 00:11:22,798

But what are you doing here?

00:11:22,898 --> 00:11:25,003

I thought we had agreed.

00:11:25,003 --> 00:11:26,740

I'm so sorry

for stalking you,

00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,277

but I've decided

you can't be entirely trusted

00:11:29,277 --> 00:11:31,716

to call your own shots

during this process.

00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:33,854

After all,

as you've just demonstrated,

00:11:33,854 --> 00:11:36,191

you'd literally die

before accepting pity,

00:11:36,191 --> 00:11:38,262

which is a risk

you're not allowed to take

00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:41,135

because it intrudes on my right

to keep you alive.

00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,172

Well, I'm in no position

to disagree.

00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:45,343

So as long as it's

what you really want to do,

00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:47,782

you're welcome to stay here

and protect me.

00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:51,121

But fair warning,

it gets gross.

00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:54,461

Ah, mind the waspephants,

my dear.

00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:57,434

[waspephant buzzing]

00:11:57,434 --> 00:12:00,240

♪ ♪

00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,210

[Muses speaking together]

It makes perfect sense.

00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:04,816

Maybe a scientist or a warrior

can make do

00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,187

with some watered down version

of what we do.

00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:10,026

But for an idea

that will inspire a king,

00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:12,096

you need the real deal.

- I knew it.

00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:14,101

I knew it wasn't

something wrong about me.

00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,207

Remove the filter.

You're clearly a great mind.

00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:21,248

You can handle the pure stuff.

- Wait a minute.

00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:22,886

You're not just trying

to get in my head

00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:24,822

so you can make me let you go

or something?

00:12:24,822 --> 00:12:28,062

[laughs]

Oh, wow, no, if only.

00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:30,333

No, we don't want

to make you feel stupid.

00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,971

Not everyone knows

all the muse rules,

00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:35,544

but we can't make you

do anything.

00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:37,314

All we can do is inspire,

00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:39,284

whether that makes you

build a utopia

00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:42,023

or kill your siblings

is entirely up to you.

00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:44,494

Well, here's hoping

it's the former.

00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:45,832

[inhales]

00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,969

[ethereal shimmering]

00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:51,108

[creatures shrieking]

00:12:51,108 --> 00:12:53,045

[grunting]

00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:55,083

At what point do they let up?

00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:58,022

I wish I could say,

but I'm afraid my memory

00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:00,460

is fading,

another unpleasant side effect

00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,996

of the metamorphosis.

00:13:01,996 --> 00:13:04,101

It is possible

I'll forget who you are.

00:13:04,101 --> 00:13:06,005

- Forget who I am?

- Yes.

00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:07,875

And if that happens,

there's no guarantee

00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,846

I'll have precisely

the same feelings for you,

00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:11,817

or any at all

as a matter of fact.

00:13:11,817 --> 00:13:15,658

Well, that is a complication,

isn't it?

00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:16,760

Indeed.

00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,295

But before I forget,

I should warn you

00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:20,233

that in

the final molting stages,

00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,372

I will emit an odor

that all magical beasts

00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:27,180

will smell, and all will wish

to feast upon my pupal form.

00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,184

It does rather attract

a higher order

00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,090

of cosmic bogans.

- Oh, I'm fine with that.

00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,796

But to clarify,

you will, of course,

00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,900

eventually be back

to your old self?

00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,169

In other words,

you want to know if all this

00:13:38,169 --> 00:13:40,073

is gonna be worth it--

the body horror,

00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:44,013

the beasts, and the bogans.

- I suppose so, yes.

00:13:44,013 --> 00:13:46,352

That's a very

crucial question.

00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:49,224

I regret to inform you that

I have forgotten the answer.

00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:52,464

The good news is,

you're a sexy thing,

00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,432

aren't you?

00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,936

Perhaps we can get

to know each other.

00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:56,607

What's your name?

00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:58,543

[soft dramatic music]

00:13:58,543 --> 00:13:59,410

Hm.

00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:02,618

- Um, what are you doing, Ty?

- Oh.

00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:03,920

Hello, you're just in time.

00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,091

I came up with

this incredible idea,

00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:08,496

just really amazing.

- OK.

00:14:08,496 --> 00:14:09,699

Ready?

This.

00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:12,605

[dramatic music]

00:14:12,605 --> 00:14:13,574

♪ ♪

00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,410

No!

00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,347

Oh, my God,

I just realized something.

00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:19,819

My entire life

has been a work of art,

00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:22,558

and I finally know

how to finish it.

00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:25,631

I'm beautiful.

00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,200

♪ ♪

00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,638

When you got it, you got it.

00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,883

[ethereal shimmering]

00:14:34,883 --> 00:14:37,722

[people screaming]

00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:40,661

[soft dramatic music]

00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:42,999

♪ ♪

00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:46,105

I call this painting

"Pomegranate Man."

00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:47,908

Makes you think, doesn't it?

00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:48,877

[ethereal shimmering]

00:14:48,877 --> 00:14:49,979

Hm.

00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:53,285

[people grunting melodically]

00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:01,536

I'm a comment

on rampant consumerism.

00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:03,106

Mmm.

00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:04,575

On the plus side,

some of these deaths

00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,478

are absolutely gorgeous.

- Yeah.

00:15:06,478 --> 00:15:08,248

I've seen a lot of guys die,

and none of them

00:15:08,248 --> 00:15:09,919

were as thought provoking

as this.

00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,122

Did you see

"Pomegranate Man"?

00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:14,061

Yeah, you know, I actually

found that one disappointing.

00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:15,865

- You did?

- But wait a minute.

00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:17,400

Ty, why did you do this?

00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,739

How could you let them

play you like this?

00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:21,375

I just kept getting

these visions

00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,613

of how unnecessary I was

and how the best thing

00:15:23,613 --> 00:15:26,418

I could do was make myself

even more unnecessary.

00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:29,157

I guess I wanted to prove

that there was a role for me.

00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:31,763

- Why didn't you tell us?

- I was ashamed.

00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,465

Wait a minute, shame.

00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:37,273

The opposite of inspiration

is humiliation.

00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:40,413

Oh, yeah, like in the legend

of Inspo and Humil?

00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:42,216

The whole point

of that famous parable

00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,556

is Inspo and Humil

are opposites.

00:15:44,556 --> 00:15:46,959

That's it.

That's how we'll beat them.

00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,329

And by the way,

"Pomegranate Man"

00:15:48,329 --> 00:15:50,200

was brilliant.

You're crazy.

00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,939

[creatures shrieking

00:15:52,939 --> 00:15:54,441

All right,

you don't know who I am,

00:15:54,441 --> 00:15:56,344

but you're still

the mantitaur I know,

00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:59,919

whether you like it or not.

None of this is sexy or fun.

00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:02,491

Well, not none,

the memory part has potential.

00:16:02,491 --> 00:16:04,896

But either way,

I find I am here for it,

00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:07,033

even the bad part.

00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,839

Marvelous,

because here that comes now.

00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:13,111

[screaming]

00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:14,481

[pulse booms]

00:16:14,481 --> 00:16:15,651

[creatures chirping]

00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:17,588

[creatures growling]

00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,361

[creature roaring]

00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:22,698

[creature roars]

00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,969

[distant roaring]

00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,137

[gasps]

00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:30,112

- [laughing]

- Ugh, well, all right.

00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:31,983

We'll just--

- Mama.

00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:34,922

Oh, God.

[retches]

00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:37,127

[people screaming]

00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:39,297

[ethereal shimmering]

00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:41,769

♪ ♪

00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:44,675

[people screaming]

00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:48,015

Do I really need

to be on your back?

00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:50,119

It doesn't feel

especially heroic.

00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,390

No time.

They've spotted us.

00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:57,166

Go! Go!

- OK. Let's see.

00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,171

Now, Ty, now.

00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:01,008

I'm-- I'm terrified

of failure.

00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:02,410

I'm-- I'm afraid

I won't be able

00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,113

to do what anyone wants of me.

00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:08,991

That's what

I'm talking about.

00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:11,195

More, Ty, more shame.

00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:12,865

I hear myself

speaking sometimes,

00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,739

and I just hear it how other

people must be hearing it,

00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:19,746

and I want to fold into

the tiniest ball of nothing

00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:21,582

and just cease to exist.

00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:24,054

You're doing it,

you pathetic idiot.

00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:26,391

- You know--

- Keep going.

00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:27,561

Uh, um...

00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:30,466

I tell myself I want to find

the perfect person

00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,372

to spend my life with,

which, ironically enough,

00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:35,376

if I'm being honest,

it's basically

00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,447

mom and dad, what they have.

00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,549

[crying]

00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,688

But if I'm

really being honest--

00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:41,756

[crying]

00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,793

I'm not sure I even do care

about finding

00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,997

the right person.

- No.

00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:48,369

Maybe what I really want

is for someone

00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:51,141

to be dropped into my lap,

someone--

00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,544

- Mama!

- Anyone...

00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:54,515

Get away

from my baby husband.

00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:57,386

And be with her forever,

no matter how we change.

00:17:57,386 --> 00:18:01,194

- Mama!

- Oh. I'm here, love.

00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:03,032

[screams]

00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:05,336

Even if it would make

neither of us happy,

00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:06,639

even if we knew

it was going to make

00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:09,444

both of our lives worse

in almost every way.

00:18:09,444 --> 00:18:10,681

Mama!

00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:13,520

Because if I'm being honest,

the bottom line is,

00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,857

I'm just terrified

of being alone.

00:18:15,857 --> 00:18:17,260

Mama.

00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:21,034

There, there, little one,

you're safe now.

00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:25,009

[dramatic music]

00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:27,180

OK, just one left.

00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,852

Hit it with

some real nasty shame.

00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:32,023

Yes, I've got shame

in spades.

00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,294

I tell, you I am--

00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:39,170

wait, did you just get proud

about shame?

00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,440

No, I--

00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,178

well, I guess I do have

a knack for it.

00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:45,684

[laughs]

You people have made me mad.

00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:47,588

You could douse yourself

in copper sauce,

00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:50,393

and I would still pick you down

to the bones.

00:18:50,393 --> 00:18:52,497

- That doesn't sound good.

- Copper sauce?

00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:55,002

- I got this.

- Ty, no.

00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,305

Don't worry, I have an idea.

00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,408

Or rather, I don't.

- Huh?

00:18:58,408 --> 00:18:59,778

Let me ask you something.

00:18:59,778 --> 00:19:02,050

Aren't you a little tired

of having your whole thing

00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,687

be in service to other people?

00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,356

I ask because I relate.

00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:07,360

Don't you think

you could market this?

00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,264

Why don't you just

withhold inspiration

00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:11,503

most of the time

and only give it to the people

00:19:11,603 --> 00:19:13,406

who are the most grateful

for it?

00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:15,309

That way, you can

make a name for yourself

00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:17,347

and have leverage

over humanity.

00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,686

All the credit,

they'll always give the credit

00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:21,555

and none of the blame.

00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:23,927

You can even ask them

for things in exchange.

00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,663

Let them do the work.

00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,703

You know what?

00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:32,344

That is the least inspired,

most obvious,

00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,916

best idea I've ever heard.

00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,351

It makes total sense.

00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,356

I could be loved

by true artists

00:19:38,356 --> 00:19:40,326

and poets, visionaries.

00:19:40,326 --> 00:19:43,901

You're a lifesaver, chief.

Peace out.

00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:45,369

Wow, what do you know?

00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:48,442

All hail Tyrannis,

the patron saint

00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:52,116

of mitigation, and compromise,

and second guessing.

00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:54,221

[crowd cheering]

00:19:54,221 --> 00:19:55,624

Heh, all right.

00:19:55,624 --> 00:19:56,993

Well, this all seems

to have worked

00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:58,362

itself out

without much trouble?

00:19:58,362 --> 00:19:59,965

Sure, and yours as well.

00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,036

Actually,

what was yours exactly?

00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,472

Your father's metamorphosis.

00:20:03,472 --> 00:20:05,844

You look--

uh...

00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,621

I don't know

that I'd say it went well.

00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:13,760

He did survive it, and he seems

to remember me again at least.

00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,563

You do, yes?

Somewhat?

00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:18,670

Oh, quite a bit, my darling,

quite a bit indeed.

00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:21,275

But I became a mother figure,

and we bonded,

00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:23,412

so we're never

going to have sex again.

00:20:23,412 --> 00:20:24,515

- Oh, you hate to see it.

- End of an era.

00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,318

- A real shame.

- Yes.

00:20:26,318 --> 00:20:28,455

It was so

unsettlingly intimate,

00:20:28,455 --> 00:20:31,829

it almost looped back around

into being sexual again.

00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:36,104

- It did, didn't it?

- You tell me, mother.

00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,207

[all screaming]

00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:38,976

How did it get grosser?

00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:44,454

You know, in a way,

I'm glad this happened.

00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:45,991

The business

with the muses, it--

00:20:45,991 --> 00:20:48,697

it was a lesson we needed.

- I agree completely.

00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:51,435

My scientific brain just wanted

to control creativity,

00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:53,372

which ultimately

should never be controlled.

00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:56,011

- Yeah.

- You learn some things too?

00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:58,482

Oh, yes, of course.

00:20:58,482 --> 00:20:59,819

But I--

I guess what I'm saying is,

00:20:59,819 --> 00:21:02,356

this is a good thing.

No. You know what?

00:21:02,356 --> 00:21:05,129

It's a great thing.

- I agree. I do.

00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:06,732

It did end up working out.

00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,337

It sure did.

00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,341

Do you think

I need to make a speech?

00:21:11,341 --> 00:21:13,245

Do they expect that,

do you think?

00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:16,184

- No, they're-- they're busy.

- Yeah, of course.

00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:18,823

Carry on.

Don't mind us.

00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,797

[sobs]

00:21:27,107 --> 00:21:30,045

[uplifting music]

00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:30,947

♪ ♪

00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,684

Did you get any of that?

00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,057

Bento.