Принц Бегемот

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Но методом проб и ошибок

я научился ее останавливать.

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Всё должно получиться.

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Гиппо, бросай всё.

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Не буквально же, но ладно.

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- У нас всё хорошо?

- Нет!

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Потом что каждый раз, когда я пытаюсь

продвинуть науку вперёд, меня прерывают.

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Я про всю эту кровь.

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Люди устраивают церемонию спуска

на воду нашего непотопляемого корабля.

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Зачем мне на нее идти?

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Ну, ты конструктор

корабля. Если ты не придёшь,

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он не будет вселять большой уверенности.

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Он не на вере держится.

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Его непотопляемость не

зависит от моего присутствия.

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Ну же, я всегда хотел флот.

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У всех серьёзных городов они

есть. И вся семья должна прийти.

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Ладно.

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Потекло что-то жёлтое.

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Всё нормально.

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Ты останешься таким же, каким был.

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Но я собирался сделать тебя богом.

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Ну блин.

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Греби быстрее.

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Я абсолютно не приспособлен для суши.

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Любой другой на моем месте не сделал

бы и десятой части того, что могу я.

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Меня совсем не ценят, в этом...

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О нет, опять.

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О нет, опять?

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Морское создание,

преодолевшее все препятствия к жизни

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на суше, чтобы построить твой город,

чуть не умерло.

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И что ты говоришь? О нет, опять?

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Просто это часто происходит.

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И нередко по твоей вине.

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Ты делаешь мне подножку,

наступаешь на колёса

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или дуешь в свисток с частотой,

которая разрушает мой шлем.

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Этот свисток нужен,

чтобы отпугивать птиц от

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моих волос,

и я не стану за это извиняться.

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Флот сосёт! Армия рулит!

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Ценю энтузиазм,

но это не в духе мероприятия.

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Где мои боги?

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Ах да, не здесь.

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Колосса, заслони свет, будь добра.

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Ты в курсе, что я воин?

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А не какая-то целующая

задницу верховная жрица.

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Ну, ты моя дочь.

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Я сотворила тебя и не стала бросать койотам.

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Так что не знаю,

какую должность ты предпочитаешь,

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но солнце светит мне в глаза. Заслони его.

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Найми себе жрицу.

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Итак, мы готовы пойти помахать

морякам и спустить корабль на воду?

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Гиппо, пошли. Мы уже могли быть в доке.

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Неожиданно.

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О боже!

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Он тонет так же быстро, как потопляемые.

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Всё равно я не хотел опаздывать.

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- Что это такое?

- И кто это построил?

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И какого чёрта на церемонии нет еды?

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Еда здесь.

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Значит, под океаном есть целое царство?

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Атлантида, да.

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Мы известны нашими красивыми парками.

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И тем, что мы под водой.

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Их называют океанским Вавилоном.

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Это Вавилон - Атлантида на суше.

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Мы пришли, едва узнали, брат.

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Что?

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Смотри,

это когда тебя стошнило на агамЕмнона.

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Это попало на вазу сплетен?

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Не знал, что там был гончарацци.

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Ну клёво.

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Я не понимаю.

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Ты был сам по себе.

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Ты один из нас.

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Ты не знал?

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Атлант? Ты знал, Гиппо?

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- А ты, папа?

- Я знал, что переспал с рыбой.

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У каждой рыбы есть своя история.

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Первое, что я помню,

это грязь кругом и выживание.

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В основном грязь, но и выживание тоже.

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Морского рая не припомню.

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Похоже, ты заплутал.

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Но теперь пора вернуться домой.

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- Не, не хочу.

- Гиппо.

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Извините,

он странный. Все атланты странные?

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Без обид. Просто он такой странный.

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Вряд ли вы захотите обменять один

из своих кораблей на обломки моего?

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Нет? Ладно.

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Но мы могли бы дать вам огонь.

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Хотя не знаю, как вам его передать.

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Предположу, что у вас там мокровато.

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Мы уходим. Мы не можем

долго жить в этих костюмах.

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Если твой брат хочет вернуться

в Атлантиду, пусть решает.

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Да. Не переживайте из-за

корабля и утонувших солдат.

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Или ковра.

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Готово.

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Теперь ты не забудешь

заткнуть дырку пальцем.

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Спасибо.

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Гиппо, есть тайная подводная цивилизация,

с кораблём, который уходит под воду,

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но не тонет, и ты не хочешь там побывать?

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Я был под водой. И не

просто так оттуда вышел.

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А как же увидеть, откуда ты родом?

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Узнать свой народ? Может даже найти маму.

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Я пас.

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Если морская мама и проявляет интерес

к детям, то обычно чтобы съесть их.

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Ты не хотел бы узнать?

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Сделай одолжение.

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Не притворяйся, что дело во мне.

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Ты хочешь спуститься туда как монарх,

встретить другого монарха

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и заняться монархическими

тупостями типа торговых переговоров.

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Это называется царствование.

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И я не смогу этого сделать без тебя.

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- Значит, не сможешь.

- Это просто визит.

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С таким кораблём мы

будем сильнее спартанцев.

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- Я дам тебе иммунитет.

- Полный.

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- Полный.

- Когда?

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Когда ты пожелаешь.

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За любое преступление против города,

людей, богов или тебя?

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Полный иммунитет.

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Мне так нравится царствовать.

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Что думаешь об этом возле кровати?

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Или на потолке?

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Теперь остальной потолок выглядит пустым.

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Из-за этого ты не пустила меня покупать

оружие вместе с братом? Я так и знала.

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Я всё еще жду ответа по кушетке.

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Да? Нет?

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Тук-тук.

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Надеюсь, я не помешала.

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Кто это?

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Убей ее.

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Я могу подождать снаружи.

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Я просто не знала,

где мы должны были встретиться.

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Нет, нет, заходи.

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Мама, это глава одного из культов Делирии.

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Она твоя новая верховная жрица.

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Ясно.

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Твои низкопоклонники или шумные,

которые хотят контакта?

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Прости меня, я путаюсь в этих культах.

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О, не беспокойся об этом.

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Я здесь ради тебя, а не наоборот.

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Ты думай о том, как хочешь провести время,

а я обо всём позабочусь.

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Извини, но позволь сказать.

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Надеюсь, это не будет неуместным.

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Мне нравится твой дом.

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- Правда?

- Ты шутишь?

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То есть я ожидала, что твое

чувство дизайна будет несравненным.

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Ты же богиня Делирия.

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Но всё равно, самой это увидеть...

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Извини, я заискиваю.

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Нет, нет, заискивай дальше.

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Конечно, я живу, чтобы служить.

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Но помимо храма,

если нужна будет помощь по дворцу,

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если захочешь повесить больше

этих невероятных штор, к примеру...

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О, больше штор.

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Интересно. Думаешь, будет смотреться?

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- Куда их повесить?

- Хорошо. Видишь, мам?

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Она о тебе позаботится.

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Если хочешь кем-то командовать,

она тебя за это еще и поблагодарит.

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Колосса, не мешай.

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Я разговариваю со своей жрицей.

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Хорошо. Пойду найду медведя и подерусь.

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Или медведя из других медведей.

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Что эти медведи себе позволяют?

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Тебе правда совсем не интересно увидеть,

откуда ты?

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Ну, технологии интересны,

но я здесь ради иммунитета.

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Ты в целом понимаешь, чего хочешь,

чтобы мы могли по-быстрому войти и выйти?

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Я сказал "войти и выйти",

но это не значит, что...

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Надеюсь, не слишком по-быстрому.

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Хотя в некоторых случаях так даже лучше.

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Надо думать, прежде чем говорить.

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Но серьёзно, наверху меня

ждёт работа. Какой у тебя план?

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Ну, мы первые люди, открывшие Атлантиду.

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Мы могли бы стать эксклюзивными

партнёрами по обмену.

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Эксклюзивность и обмен партнёрами звучат

взаимоисключающе, но я заинтригован.

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Надевайте свои скафандры.

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С возвращением, Гиппокамп,

принц Атлантиды.

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- Принц?

- Принц?

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Я знаю, почему мы говорим "принц",

потому что я слушал.

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Но если кто-то хочет объяснить...

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Слава! Слава! Слава! Слава! Слава!

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А к такому можно привыкнуть.

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Слава! Слава! Слава!

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Надо признать, здесь невероятно.

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Это освещение и транспорт. Никто

не дерётся и не мочится на улице.

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Рад, что тебе нравится. Надеюсь,

это место станет твоим домом.

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Я всерьёз об этом думаю.

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Ребята, не отставайте.

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Я устал вас ждать.

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- Очень смешно.

- Уел.

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- Просто прекрасно.

- В точку.

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Ай-яй.

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Здесь транспортный узел.

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А это один из наших прекрасных парков.

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Я особенно ценю то, что вы переловили

всех преступников перед нашим визитом.

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Крапополису тоже нужно

бы как следует за это взяться.

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Здесь нет преступников.

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У нас всего одна камера.

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Для тех, кто перебрал моллюскового сока.

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Значит, алкоголь есть.

Я получил ответ на три первых вопроса.

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Я всю жизнь думал, что поднялся из грязи,

но это совсем не грязь.

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Это развитое общество.

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Ты наверняка ощущал себя особенным.

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Да. Только не знал почему.

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Ну, теперь мы знаем.

Обсудим союз и технологии.

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Нам очень интересны корабли,

искусственный свет, барьер от кальмаров.

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И давайте поподробнее про моллюсковый сок.

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Мы запланировали встречу с Тираном

и твоим отцом для

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обсуждения обмена военной и

технологической информацией.

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Но для тебя, Гиппокампус,

есть гораздо большие планы.

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Ты встретишься со своей матерью.

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Мне интереснее технологии, если честно.

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Гиппо, ты сейчас серьёзно?

00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,810

Мамы не вызывает у меня такого восторга.

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О, я ее помню.

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Привет, сын.

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Мама?

00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,440

Извини, тебе назначено?

00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,910

- Серьёзно?

- А, это моя дочь.

00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,010

- Впусти ее.

- Прошу.

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Колосса, познакомься с моей жрицей.

00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:14,560

- Мы уже были знакомы.

- Я наняла ее вчера.

00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:18,200

- Да, я была здесь.

- И она уже незаменима.

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Ты была здесь? Ты уверена?

00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:21,340

Я ее привела, забыла?

00:10:21,345 --> 00:10:24,340

Жрица, моя дочь была здесь вчера,

когда ты пришла?

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- Была, да.

- О.

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Видимо, так и было.

00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,220

Подожди, ты дала ей...

00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,460

Кулон с частичкой моей силы?

00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:34,800

Да, я позволила ей

действовать от моего лица.

00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:38,340

Зачем ты это сделала?

Ты только что ее встретила.

00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:41,240

Так ей будет проще мне помогать.

00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:43,510

А я смогу следовать за своим счастьем.

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Ты издеваешься,

потому что я не хочу быть твоей слугой?

00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:51,530

Ты ревнуешь, потому что я нашла ту,

что ценит свое положение подо мной?

00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:52,600

Позволь сказать.

00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:56,610

Должно быть, твоей дочери сложно

принять нового человека в твоей жизни.

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Не в этом дело.

00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:59,380

Я говорила о ее перепадах настроения?

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Кстати, поэтому я и дала тебе свой кулон.

00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,690

Что бы она с ним делала?

00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,270

Извини,

что моя слеза вызвала глубинный шторм.

00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,240

Я еще не привык к местной физике.

00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,120

Не переживай об этом.

00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:19,950

Посмотри на себя, ты один на миллион.

00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:24,130

Я никогда не забуду дня, когда ты родился.

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О, кажется, я это помню.

00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,180

Это возможно?

00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,450

Думаю, да. Особенно в твоем случае.

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Даже тогда было ясно, что ты особенный.

00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,330

Ну, знаешь, я стараюсь.

00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:44,040

Как ты решил проблему с дыханием на суше?

00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:47,140

Мы можем оставаться

на поверхности всего около часа.

00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,050

Вам нужна система фильтрации.

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Невероятно.

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Нарисуй мне схему.

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А здесь мы избавляем мясо от паразитов.

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Эту тему вам определённо следует изучить.

00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,810

Извините.

00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:04,340

Угу. Угу.

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Но возвращаясь к тоннелям.

00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,550

Каков стандарт по секретным тоннелям?

00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,220

Их у нас довольно много.

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Здесь, здесь и здесь.

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А этот ведёт в мою спальню на случай,

если к нам

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вторгнутся,

и я не захочу с этим связываться.

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Угу. А вход в этот тоннель?

00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,310

То есть выход?

00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,837

Сын,

я сваливал из достаточного числа городов,

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чтобы знать,

когда готовится внезапное нападение.

00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:30,190

И должен сказать, они только и делают,

что выведывают наши военные слабости.

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Чепуха. Они просто дотошные.

00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:36,068

Сколько солдат, чисто теоретически,

по-вашему потребуется,

00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:41,133

чтобы, скажем, полностью сокрушить вашу

цивилизацию и убить всех обитателей суши?

00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:49,830

ХЕтты.

00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,500

Ненавижу их.

00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,780

С тем, что нам дано, мы будем брать.

00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:59,590

Ее будут знать через

нас и только через нас.

00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,690

Я знал, что она затеяла неладное.

00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:07,500

Да, вот как сделать шлем, как у меня.

00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:10,870

С таким можно оставаться

на суше бесконечно.

00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:11,740

Гениально.

00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,550

Я покажу это своим учёным?

00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,990

Я буду оскорблён, если не покажешь.

00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:19,290

Сынок.

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О нет, приготовься.

00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,500

Потому что я превратился в плаксу.

00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:28,740

Но серьёзно, нам следует беспокоиться

из-за еще одного безумного шторма?

00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:29,810

Да.

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Гиппо, я нервничаю из-за того,

как много информации мы им дали.

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Да, а взамен получили очень мало.

00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:40,630

Нужно выпить галлон устричного сока,

чтобы почувствовать хоть что-нибудь.

00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:43,240

Должно быть, мы в нём чуть ли не купались.

00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,710

- Я тебя не помню.

- О чём вы говорите?

00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:48,250

Они прощупывают наши слабости, Гиппо.

00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,120

Да уж. Извини, мама.

00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,660

Нет, нет, они полностью правы.

00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,730

Мы атакуем сушу утром.

00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,500

Видите? Они атакуют сушу... О нет.

00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,840

Что случилось?

00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,133

Придумала ответ на то,

что я сказала на днях, и не могла ждать?

00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,250

- Нет, твоя жрица...

- Верховная жрица.

00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:07,190

- Она здесь?

- Верховная жрица.

00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,690

Она теперь верховная жрица.

00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,560

А я могу расслабиться.

00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:15,300

Она хетт, мама. И ты можешь

сказать: "Не верь стереотипам, Колосса".

00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:19,010

Но она буквально проводила

ритуал над твоим ожерельем.

00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,880

Это какое-то колдовство.

00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,490

Ну есть у нее прошлое. А у кого нет?

00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:24,860

Это не прошлое, это настоящее.

00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:26,760

И речь идёт об убийстве богов.

00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,800

Колосса, я не думала,

что ты такая ревнивая.

00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,540

Ревность тут ни при чём.

00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,310

Этой жрице нельзя доверять!

00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,480

Верховная жрица.

00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,580

Меня не волнует ее титул. Только...

00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,220

Нет, жрица здесь. Привет.

00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,460

Привет.

00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:44,160

Вы не можете вторгнуться в Крапополис.

00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,460

Это мой дом.

00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,200

Это в лучшем случае не совсем правда.

00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,440

Тебе вообще плевать, чего я хочу?

00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:53,180

Я же сказала, ты один на миллион.

00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:02,253

По нашим обычаям дети

смешанного происхождения

00:15:02,258 --> 00:15:04,840

должны рождаться за стенами города.

00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:10,310

Большинство других мальков умерли

почти сразу. Некоторые от моих рук.

00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,250

Точнее, челюстей.

00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,390

Давно у меня не было детей.

00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:17,230

Сейчас бы не отказалась от них.

00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,530

Ты получил чертежи?

00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,370

Да. Ты получила шлем?

00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,600

Он отдал его без боя.

00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,540

По итогу неплохой визит.

00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,810

Вот зачем вы пришли. Вы использовали меня.

00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,480

Повзрослей. Все всех используют.

00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:32,494

Думаешь, мне нравится, что посол

случайно задевает плавником мои жабры

00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:34,454

каждый раз, когда проходит мимо меня?

00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,240

Это просто... Я счастлив в браке.

00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,500

Думаю, ты не так поняла.

00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:42,550

Но я ему позволяю,

потому что его отец убил великого кита.

00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,150

Почитай историю Атлантиды.

00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,950

Это было большое событие.

00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,420

Значит, я для тебя мусор?

00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:52,000

Напротив, ты доказал свое превосходство

единственным возможным способом.

00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,300

Ты выжил.

00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,370

И заслужил право присоединиться

к нашему завоеванию.

00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:57,510

Я пас.

00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,840

Можно и так.

00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,380

Ладно, убьём их?

00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,720

Нет. Посадим в тюрьму.

00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:05,520

Хорошо. Позволь мне пройти мимо тебя.

00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,900

Вот так.

00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:15,410

Единственная камера на всю цивилизацию,

и мы в ней.

00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,250

Кого волнует, сколько у них камер?

00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,420

Какая вообще разница?

00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,790

Так или иначе мы в тюрьме.

00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,420

Я просто пытаюсь завести разговор.

00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,590

Давайте не будем ссориться.

00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:26,400

Давайте будем. Потому

что мы здесь по твоей вине.

00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:28,200

- Я сюда не хотел.

- Класс, а?

00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,910

Твоя ли это вина?

00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,480

Э, нет?

00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:34,320

Я знал, что было глупо хотеть семью.

00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,750

А вот это обидно. Уж так-то не надо.

00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:39,430

Присутствующих это касается или нет?

00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,230

Я не про вас. Вы не считаетесь.

00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,170

Вы для меня... как семья.

00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,880

Я прослеживаю здесь логику и

я то ли растроган, то ли в ярости.

00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:51,320

Я хотел, чтобы меня ценили и любили.

00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,150

И так и было.

00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:55,827

С вами, ребята.

00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,330

- Растроган.

- Яростно растроган.

00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,340

Извини, я отвлёкся.

00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,210

Я люблю тебя, брат.

00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,480

О, дай обниму.

00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,750

Нет, идиот! Я вытаскиваю нас отсюда.

00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,490

В укрытие.

00:17:10,590 --> 00:17:13,630

Приготовьтесь.

00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:17,070

Ё моё, надо завязывать с устрицами.

00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:28,490

Я знала, что ты немного того,

но это уже перебор.

00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,500

Что ты за жрица Делирии такая?

00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,466

Та, что будет говорить за Делирию,

представлять Делирию,

00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,800

получать ее молитвы и подношения.

00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,380

Нет большего авторитета по воле Делирии,

чем я.

00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,390

Кроме Делирии.

00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,320

О, ее не будет.

00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:49,370

Поклонение Делирии пойдёт намного

более гладко без самой Делирии.

00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:53,110

Ты увидишь, когда будешь

беспомощно наблюдать из этого камня.

00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,510

И теперь мы обе умираем.

00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,910

Поверить не могу.

00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,790

Ничего из этого не случилось бы,

если бы ты просто помогла своей матери.

00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:01,520

Я бы без проблем помогла.

00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,930

Но ты воспринимаешь меня как должное.

00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,300

Я никогда не воспринимала

тебя как должное.

00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,270

Ты одна из самых дорогих мне вещей.

00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,010

Я не вещь, мама.

00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,440

Я человек.

00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,050

Ты придираешься к словам.

00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,150

Ты можешь попросить о помощи,

но ты не можешь требовать.

00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:17,660

Это мое решение!

00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:20,662

Если это правда так для тебя важно,

Колосса,

00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:24,800

разрешаю тебе по своему усмотрению

спасти или не спасать наши жизни.

00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:28,240

- Делай, что считаешь нужным.

- Хорошо.

00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:33,890

Ты опоздала. Камень получит свое.

00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:34,920

Ладно.

00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,600

Красиво оторвала руки.

00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,900

Спасибо, что заметила.

00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,000

Ладно, мы на месте.

00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,140

Что теперь? Как остановить вторжение?

00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,440

Так же как ты отгоняешь птиц от волос.

00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,333

Есть разные способы. Птичий яд?

00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,520

А. А как же ты?

00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,020

Я уже подсуетился на этот счёт.

00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,490

Дуй в свисток.

00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,890

Вот какой выбор ты сделал?

00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,900

Я, конечно, была не лучшей матерью.

00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,730

Моя мать на твоем фоне, ну, барракуда.

00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,470

Но хорошая барракуда.

00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,080

Она не пыталась меня съесть.

00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:34,840

Ну...

00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:37,850

Всё, что я делала, закалило тебя.

00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,150

Но ты предпочтёшь жить там,

где ты медленнее?

00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,360

Где ты слабее? Где ты урод?

00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,630

Ты это хочешь сказать?

00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,125

Я сильный не потому что я единственный,

00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,600

кто поплыл в нужном

направлении и не был съеден.

00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,510

А из-за всего, что было после.

00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:53,910

Опыт, трудности. Такие же трудности,

как у людей на суше.

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Гравитация без воды - это настоящая боль.

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Именно слабость делает меня сильным.

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Я не хочу быть сильным, потому что

я их племени самодовольных задир,

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которые, кстати,

далеко не такие особенные, как им кажется.

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Ах ты предательский...

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С меня хватит.

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Мои сыновья,

два моих самых лучших оргазма.

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- Ох.

- Зачем?

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Меня зовут ФИлберт.

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Я никого не трогал, ткал сети.

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Но затем судьба соткала другую сеть.

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Я чуть не умер.

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Весело.

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Но вместо этого я стал чем-то большим.

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Теперь я борюсь с преступностью

и ищу того, кто украл мою сеть.

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Время ткать сети.

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А тем временем я нашёл

самую большую из сетей...

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Сердце этого города.

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На крыше кто-то есть?

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Но для чего?

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But after much trial and error,

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I think I found a way

to stop it.

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You're going to be fine.

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[dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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- Hippo, drop everything.

- Ahh!

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I didn't mean literally,

but fine.

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- Um, are we good here?

- No, we're not.

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Because every time

I try to do one thing

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to actually advance science,

I get interrupted.

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I actually meant

all this red.

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Anyway, they're having

a launch ceremony

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for our new unsinkable boat.

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Why would I go to that?

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Well, as the designer

of the unsinkable boat,

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it wouldn't instill

much confidence

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if you didn't show up.

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It doesn't run on belief.

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It's unsinkable whether

I'm there or not.

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Come on,

I've always wanted a navy.

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All the serious cities

have one,

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and the whole family

has to make a showing.

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All right.

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We got some yellow

leaking too now.

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You'll be fine.

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Exactly as fine

as you were before.

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[whispers] But I was going

to make you a god.

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Aw, nuts.

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[dramatic lyre music]

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♪ ♪

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[grand music]

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Come on, roll faster.

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Literally, no part of me

was designed for land.

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Anyone else

in my situation couldn't

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do a tenth of what I do.

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I am so unappreciated

in this--

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Ahh!

- Oh, not again.

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Not again?

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Did the sea creature who

overcame every single obstacle

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to live on land

and built your entire city

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for you almost die?

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Is that what you're saying?

Not again?

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I'm just saying

it happens a lot.

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And half the time

it's your fault.

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Either you trip me

or you step on my wheels

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or you blow that whistle that's

the exact right frequency

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to shatter my helmet.

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That whistle

is designed to scare away

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the birds that keep

swooping at my hair,

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and I will not

apologize for that.

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Navy sucks! Army rules!

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I like the enthusiasm,

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but that's not really

the spirit of the event.

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Where are my gods at?

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Oh, right.

Not here.

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Stupendous,

block the light, will you?

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You know I'm a warrior, right?

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Not some kind of butt-kiss

head priestess or something.

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Well, you're my daughter.

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I created you and didn't leave

you on a rock for coyotes.

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So I don't know

what job title you'd prefer,

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but the sun is in my eyes,

so block it.

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Get a head priestess.

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All right, are we ready

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to go wave at some sailors

and launch a boat?

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Hippo, let's go.

We could be on the dock by now.

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[all grunting]

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[all cheering]

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[all screaming]

- Unexpected.

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Oh, god!

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It's sinking as fast

as the sinkable ships.

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[gurgling]

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Well, I still don't

like being late.

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- What the hell is that?

- And who the hell built it?

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And why the hell is there

no food at this ceremony?

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[door whirs]

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[ominous music]

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Food's here.

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So there's an entire

kingdom under the ocean?

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Atlantis, yes.

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We're known for our

beautiful parks.

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And secondarily,

for being underwater.

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They call it the

"Babylon of the Ocean."

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Babylon is the

Atlantis of the land.

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We came as soon

as we knew, brother.

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Knew?

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Look, this is when you

threw up on Agamemnon.

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That wound up on

the gossip vases?

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I didn't know there

were potterazzi there.

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Well, that's cool.

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I don't understand.

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One of our own

out in the wild.

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You're one of us.

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You didn't know?

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An Atlantean?

Did you know, Hippo?

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Did you, Dad?

- I knew I'd slept with a fish.

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One does know every

fish has a story.

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My first memories involve

a lot of muck and survival.

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Mostly muck, but also survival.

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Can't recall a sea paradise.

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You must have lost

your way somehow.

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But now, it's time

for you to come home.

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- Eh, I'm good.

- Oh, Hippo.

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Oh, I'm sorry, he's weird.

Wait, are all Atlanteans weird?

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No offense.

He's just so weird.

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Now, I don't imagine you'd

be interested in trading

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one of your boats

for a shipwreck?

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No?

OK.

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But we could give you,

for example, fire.

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Although I'm not sure

how we'd get it to you.

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I'm going to assume

it's pretty wet down there.

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We must leave.

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These suits will keep us

alive only for so long.

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If your brother wishes

to return to Atlantis,

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he must decide.

- Right.

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No worries about the boats

and the drowned soldiers then.

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Or the rug.

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There.

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Now you won't forget to

put your fingie in the hole.

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Thank you.

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Hippo, there is a secret

underwater civilization

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with a boat

that goes underwater--

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and not in a sinking way--

and you're not going to visit?

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I've been underwater.

I came out for a reason.

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What about seeing

where you're from?

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Getting to know your people?

Maybe you could find your mom.

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I'll pass.

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If a sea mom takes an interest

in her newborn children,

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it's usually because

she wants to eat them.

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Wouldn't you

like to find out?

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Do me a favor.

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Let's not pretend

this is about me.

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You want to go down there

to be a monarch

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and meet another monarch

and do dumb monarching things

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like trade negotiations

or something.

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It's called kinging.

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And I can't do it

if you don't go.

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- Then I guess you can't do it.

- It's just a visit.

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We'd be stronger than Sparta

if we had one of those boats.

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I'll give you immunity.

- Full immunity.

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- Full.

- When?

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One time of your choosing.

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For any crime against city,

man, god, or you?

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Full immunity.

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I really like kinging.

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[panting]

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[doors whir]

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What do you think of this

at the foot of the bed?

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Or up here on the ceiling?

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Ugh, now the rest of

the ceiling looks so bare.

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This is why you wouldn't

let me go weapon shopping

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with my brother?

I knew it.

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Still waiting for

an answer on the divan.

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Yes? No?

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Knock-knock.

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I hope I'm not interrupting.

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Who is this?

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Kill her for me.

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Oh, I can wait outside.

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I just didn't know

if I was supposed

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to meet you in here or--

- No, no. Come in.

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Mom, this is the head of

one of your Delirian cults.

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She's going to be your

new head priestess.

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I see.

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Are yours the grovelers

or the loud ones

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who really want to engage?

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You'll forgive me,

I do get the sects confused.

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Oh, don't you worry

about any of that.

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I'm here for you,

not the other way around.

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You focus on how you

want to spend your time,

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and I'll take care

of everything else.

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Oh, you know, I'm sorry,

but can I just say--

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I hope this isn't

inappropriate.

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I love your home.

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- Do you?

- Are you kidding?

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I mean, I would have

expected that your sense

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of interior design

would be unmatched.

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You're the goddess Deliria.

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But still, to see it, it--

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I'm sorry, I'm fawning.

Oh. [laughs]

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Oh, no. Fawn away.

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Obviously, I live to serve.

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But apart from the temples,

if you ever needed help

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around the palace,

like if you wanted

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to hang more of these

incredible drapes,

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for example--

- [gasps] Ooh, more drapes.

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Interesting.

Do you think that would work?

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Where would you put them?

- Good. See, Mom?

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She's going to

take care of you.

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If you want someone

to boss around

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and thank you for doing it,

that'll be her.

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Stupendous, please.

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I am trying to speak

with my priestess.

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OK then, maybe I'll

go find a bear to fight.

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Or a bear made out

of other bears.

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What are those bears

think they're up to?

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[ominous music]

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♪ ♪

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So do you really

have no interest

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in seeing where you're from?

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I guess the tech

is interesting,

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but I'm in it for the immunity.

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You got a clear sense of

what you want down there

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so we can be in and out quick?

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I know I said in and out.

That does not require you to--

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Not too quick, I should hope.

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Although in some cases,

that's just the thing.

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Gotta remember

to think before I speak.

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Seriously, though,

I got work to do up there.

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What's your plan?

- Well,

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since we're the first land

people to discover Atlantis,

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I'm thinking we could be

exclusive trading partners.

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Exclusive

and trading partners

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seem to be a contradiction,

but color me intrigued.

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[loud thud]

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You guys better

put your suits on.

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♪ ♪

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Welcome home, Hippocampus,

prince of Atlantis.

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- Prince?

- Prince?

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I know why

we're saying prince,

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because I've been

paying attention.

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But if anyone did

want to explain--

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all: Hail. Hail. Hail.

Hail. Hail. Hail.

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I could actually

get used to this.

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all: Hail. Hail. Hail.

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You know, I have to admit,

this place is incredible.

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Look at the lights,

the vehicles,

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the no people fighting or

urinating in the streets.

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I'm happy you like it,

Your Highness.

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And I hope you'll

make it your home.

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I'm seriously considering it.

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Hey, guys, come on, keep up.

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Tired of having to

accommodate you.

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- Very well done.

- Touché.

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- Perfectly played.

- Bull's-eye.

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Ouchie-ouchie.

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Over here is our

transportation hub.

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And this is one of our

many beautiful parks.

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I particularly appreciate

how you've rounded up

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all your criminals

for our visit.

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That's something

we in Krapopolis

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need to do better at, actually.

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You'll find

no criminals here.

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We only have

a single jail cell.

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Mostly for when people hit

the clam juice too hard.

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So there is alcohol.

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Well, that answers

my first three questions.

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I spent my whole

life thinking

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I'd come from nothing,

but this isn't the muck.

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This is advanced society.

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Surely you sensed

you were special.

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I did.

I just didn't know why.

00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:22,925

Well, now that we know, let's

talk alliances, technology.

00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:24,662

We're very interested

in the ships,

00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:27,669

the artificial light,

the squid zappers.

00:09:27,769 --> 00:09:31,141

[squid shrieks]

00:09:31,141 --> 00:09:34,048

Interested in hearing more

about this clam juice as well.

00:09:34,148 --> 00:09:35,785

Well, we've scheduled

a meeting for Tyrannis

00:09:35,885 --> 00:09:37,855

and your father to discuss

an exchange of military

00:09:37,855 --> 00:09:39,760

and technological information.

00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,495

But for you, Hippocampus,

00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:43,399

we have something

much bigger planned.

00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:45,738

You're going to

meet your mother.

00:09:45,738 --> 00:09:48,544

Eh, kind of more into

the tech thing, to be honest.

00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,146

Hippo, with the "ehs,"

seriously?

00:09:50,146 --> 00:09:52,417

I guess I'm just not

that geeked about moms.

00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:54,689

Oh, I remember her.

00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:56,392

Hello, son.

00:09:56,392 --> 00:09:59,264

Mom?

00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:00,300

[water whooshes]

00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,537

[all screaming]

00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:04,041

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Do you have an appointment?

00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:06,513

- Seriously?

- Oh, that's just my daughter.

00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:08,617

Let her in.

- Welcome.

00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:11,623

Stupendous, I see

you've met my priestess.

00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:14,161

- We already met, Mom.

- Just started yesterday.

00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:17,802

- Yeah, I was there.

- And already indispensable.

00:10:17,802 --> 00:10:19,572

You were there.

Are you sure?

00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:21,843

- I set it up, remember?

- Priestess,

00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:23,947

was my daughter here

yesterday when you arrived?

00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:25,585

- She was, yes.

- Oh.

00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:26,920

I suppose you were here.

00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,824

Wait a minute,

did you give her the--

00:10:28,824 --> 00:10:31,061

Pendant that contains a small

portion of my power?

00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:33,332

Yes, enabling her to act

in my name

00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,401

as my divine representative.

00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:37,942

Why would you do that, Mom?

You just met this person.

00:10:37,942 --> 00:10:40,848

It makes it easier for her

to assist me, of course.

00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,119

Leaves me more time

to follow my bliss.

00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:44,822

Are you messing with me

because you're mad

00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:45,825

I don't want to be

your servant?

00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:47,193

Oh, are you jealous,

00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:49,599

because I found

someone who appreciates

00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:51,135

her position beneath me?

00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:52,204

If I may?

00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:54,441

It must be challenging for

your daughter to suddenly

00:10:54,441 --> 00:10:56,212

have a new person in your life.

00:10:56,212 --> 00:10:57,014

That's not it.

00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,984

Didn't I tell you

about her moods?

00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:02,625

Ugh, that's why I gave you

my necklace, by the way.

00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,295

What would she do with it?

00:11:04,295 --> 00:11:07,233

[foreboding music]

00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:12,879

I'm sorry my tear

caused a benthic storm.

00:11:12,979 --> 00:11:14,849

I'm not used to the physics

down here, I guess.

00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:16,720

Don't give it

another thought.

00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,559

Look at you,

you're one in a million.

00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:20,861

Aww.

00:11:20,861 --> 00:11:23,734

I'll never forget

the day you were born.

00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:26,739

[mystical music]

00:11:26,739 --> 00:11:28,042

♪ ♪

00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,516

Whoa, I think I actually

remember that.

00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,785

Is that possible?

00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:35,056

I believe so,

particularly with you.

00:11:35,056 --> 00:11:38,931

I could see even then

that you were special.

00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,934

Well, you know, I do my best.

00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,640

How did you manage to solve

the land breathing problem?

00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,511

Our technology allows us

to stay on land

00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:46,747

only for about an hour.

00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,651

Oh, you need

a filtration system.

00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,721

Incredible.

00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:53,125

Sketch it out for me.

00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:57,434

So that right there is

our meat deworming facility.

00:11:57,434 --> 00:12:00,541

Meat deworming is something you

guys should really look into.

00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,411

[burps]

Excuse me.

00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,947

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:05,350

Getting back to

the tunnels, though.

00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:08,156

What's the standard on

secret tunnels in the back?

00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:09,825

Quite common.

We've got plenty of them.

00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,763

Here, here, here.

00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,499

And this one leads

right into my bedroom,

00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,702

in case we're being invaded,

00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,372

and I just don't want

to deal with it.

00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:17,073

Mm-hmm.

00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:18,677

And the entrance

to that tunnel?

00:12:18,778 --> 00:12:19,913

I mean, the exit.

00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,317

Son, I've bugged

out of enough cities

00:12:22,317 --> 00:12:25,056

to know when people are

planning a surprise attack.

00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:27,226

And I have to say,

these people have done nothing

00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:29,799

but explore our

military weaknesses.

00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:31,936

Oh, nonsense.

They're just being thorough.

00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:33,940

How many men,

just as a thought exercise,

00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,978

do you think it

would take to, say,

00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:38,950

I don't know, thoroughly

overwhelm your civilization

00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:42,290

and kill all land dwellers, hmm?

00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:44,696

[grunting]

00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:47,835

[cultists chanting]

00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,437

Hittites.

00:12:49,539 --> 00:12:51,108

I hate these guys.

00:12:51,108 --> 00:12:54,381

That which is given

we now use to take.

00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:59,191

Through us shall she be known

and through us alone.

00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:02,297

I knew she was up

to something janky.

00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:04,000

[gem chimes]

00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,106

Yeah, so this is how you build

a helmet more or less like mine.

00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:09,477

You can stay on land

indefinitely

00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:10,479

with one of these.

00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,348

Ingenious.

00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,152

May I show this

to my science team?

00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,591

I'd be insulted

if you didn't.

00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:18,897

My son.

00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:21,770

Oh, no, get ready

for some more blubbering.

00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:24,108

Because this guy

just became a crier.

00:13:24,108 --> 00:13:26,111

But seriously,

do we need to worry about

00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:28,349

another one of those

crazy water storms?

00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,417

Yes.

00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:31,890

Hippo, I'm very nervous

about the amount of information

00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,626

we've been giving them.

- Yes.

00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:34,896

And in exchange

for very little,

00:13:34,996 --> 00:13:37,367

you have to drink about

a gallon of clam juice

00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:40,239

before you even feel

the slightest thing.

00:13:40,239 --> 00:13:42,845

We must have practically

bathed in it.

00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:45,316

- I do not remember you.

- What are you saying?

00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:47,855

They're probing our

weaknesses, Hippo.

00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:49,725

Wow.

I'm sorry, Mom.

00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,261

No, no,

they're absolutely right.

00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:53,332

We will be attacking

the land in the morning.

00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,267

See?

00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,107

They'll be attacking

the land in--oh, no.

00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:59,444

- [panting]

- What's happened?

00:13:59,545 --> 00:14:01,883

Did you think of a comeback

to something I said days ago

00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,119

and you just couldn't wait?

- No.

00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,856

Your priestess--

- High priestess.

00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,793

- She's here?

- No, high priestess.

00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,296

She's my high priestess now.

00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:10,166

It really allows me

to take a step back.

00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,303

She's a Hittite, Mom.

And you can say,

00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:14,909

"Don't reinforce stereotypes,

Stupendous."

00:14:14,909 --> 00:14:17,013

But she literally

was chanting

00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:18,617

over the necklace you gave her.

00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,487

It's some kind of witch biz.

00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:21,790

So she has a past.

00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,091

Who doesn't?

00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:24,461

It's not her past,

it's her present.

00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,365

And it's specifically

about killing gods.

00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,537

Oh, Stupendous,

I didn't think of you

00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:29,405

as the jealous type.

00:14:29,506 --> 00:14:31,141

This has nothing

to do with jealousy.

00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:32,911

You can't trust that priestess!

00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:34,081

Hi, Priestess.

00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:36,384

I don't care

what her title is.

00:14:36,384 --> 00:14:37,186

I just care--

00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:38,823

No, I was saying hi

to the priestess.

00:14:38,923 --> 00:14:41,061

Hi.

00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:43,766

Mom, you can't

invade Krapopolis.

00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:45,069

It's my home.

00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:46,806

Factually inaccurate at best.

00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:49,044

Do you not care

what I want at all?

00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:52,785

I told you,

you're one in a million.

00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:56,124

[grunting]

00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:01,235

According to our customs,

a brood of mixed heritage

00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:04,441

must be birthed

outside city walls.

00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:07,214

Most of your siblings

died immediately,

00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:09,919

some, admittedly,

by my own hand.

00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,856

Jaws, actually.

00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,092

Mmm.

00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:14,996

It's been a while since

I've had babies.

00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:16,833

I could go for some now.

00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,135

Did you get the schematics?

00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:19,972

Yep. You got the helmet?

00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:21,208

He gave it up

without a fight.

00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,145

All in all, not a bad visit.

00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:25,416

That's why you came for me.

You were using me.

00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:28,089

Oh, grow up.

Everyone uses everyone.

00:15:28,089 --> 00:15:30,159

You think I like

the ambassador

00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,898

accidentally brushing a fin

against my side gills

00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,300

every time he squeezes past me?

00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,840

That's just--

I'm happily married.

00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,108

I think you misunderstand.

00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:39,979

But I allow it

because his father

00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:42,150

killed off the master whale.

00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,753

Read an Atlantis history book.

00:15:43,853 --> 00:15:45,557

It's a really big deal.

00:15:45,557 --> 00:15:47,027

So I'm garbage to you?

00:15:47,127 --> 00:15:49,866

On the contrary,

you've proved your superiority

00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,602

the only way that matters.

00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,905

By surviving.

00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:54,642

You've earned

the right to join us

00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:55,978

in our conquest of the land.

00:15:55,978 --> 00:15:57,113

Hard pass.

00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:58,448

That's fine too.

00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:00,988

- Huh?

- All right, kill these guys?

00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:02,323

No. Jail is fine.

00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:05,129

All right, just let me

squeeze past you here.

00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:08,503

[grunts]

There we go.

00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:13,747

Only one jail cell in

their whole civilization,

00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:15,016

and here we are in it.

00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,853

Who cares how

many jail cells?

00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:18,022

What difference does that make?

00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:19,391

We're in jail either way.

00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,028

I'm just trying to

make conversation.

00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:23,198

All right now,

let's not fight.

00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:26,005

I want to fight, because it's

your fault we're down here.

00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:27,808

I didn't want to come.

- Nice, huh?

00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,512

Is it your fault?

00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:31,081

Um, no?

00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,921

I knew it was stupid

to care about family.

00:16:33,921 --> 00:16:35,023

Wow, that smarts.

00:16:35,023 --> 00:16:36,358

Not pulling any punches,

I guess.

00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,030

In or ex,

for present company 'clusion?

00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,834

I don't mean you guys.

You don't count.

00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,773

You're like family.

00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:45,076

I'm tracing the logic here,

00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,480

and I think I'm either

touched or furious.

00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:50,921

I wanted to be recognized

as special, to be loved.

00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:52,758

And I was.

00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,831

By you guys.

00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,936

- Touched.

- Furious--ly touched.

00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:00,941

I'm sorry,

I wasn't paying attention.

00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:02,811

I love you, brother.

00:17:02,911 --> 00:17:05,083

[water whooshes]

Oh, come here.

00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:07,353

No, you idiot!

I'm breaking us out of here.

00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:10,092

Take cover.

[water whooshing]

00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:13,232

Brace yourselves.

00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:16,673

Oh, man, I gotta

lay off the clams.

00:17:16,673 --> 00:17:20,581

[dramatic music]

00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:22,684

[all screaming]

00:17:24,387 --> 00:17:28,095

I knew you were a bit woo-woo,

but this is too much.

00:17:28,195 --> 00:17:31,101

What kind of Delirian

priestess are you?

00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:32,638

One who will speak

for Deliria,

00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:36,612

represent Deliria, receive

her prayers and offerings.

00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:39,985

There is no higher authority

on the will of Deliria than I.

00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:41,990

Except for Deliria.

00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,927

Oh, she's not around.

00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:48,970

Deliria worship will go so much

more smoothly without Deliria.

00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,141

You'll see,

as you watch powerless

00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:52,711

from within this gem.

00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:54,114

And now we're both dying.

00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,517

I can't believe you.

00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,254

None of this would have

happened if you weren't

00:17:57,254 --> 00:17:59,390

so offended by the idea

of helping your mother.

00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:01,128

I have no problem

helping you.

00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,533

I just don't like being

taken for granted.

00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,904

[gasps] I have never

taken you for granted.

00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,875

You're one of my

prized possessions.

00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,611

I'm not a possession, Mom.

00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:11,048

I'm my own person.

00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:12,651

Seems like splitting hairs.

00:18:12,651 --> 00:18:15,757

You can ask me to help,

but you don't get to tell me to.

00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,260

It's my decision!

00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,397

Well, if it's really

that important to you,

00:18:19,397 --> 00:18:21,603

Stupendous,

permission to act freely

00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:24,542

with regard to saving

or not saving our lives.

00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:27,848

Whatever feels right to you.

- Good enough.

00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:29,552

[grunting]

00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:33,492

You're too late.

The gem will be satisfied.

00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:34,528

OK.

00:18:34,628 --> 00:18:36,732

[screams]

00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:39,204

Excellent arm snap.

00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:41,509

Thanks for noticing.

00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:43,279

[chuckles]

00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:46,619

[suspenseful music]

00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:53,633

♪ ♪

00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:56,606

All right, we're here.

00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:58,743

But now what?

How do we stop the invasion?

00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:01,048

The same way you stop birds

from flying into your hair.

00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:02,150

There's a few.

00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:04,054

Bird poison?

Oh.

00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:05,122

But what about you?

00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,627

Ty-proofing is built into

my budget at this point.

00:19:07,627 --> 00:19:09,097

Blow that thing.

00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:11,802

[whistle blows]

00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:13,806

[glass shattering]

00:19:13,806 --> 00:19:17,279

[all screaming]

00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,093

[all gasping]

00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,496

This is the choice you make?

00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:27,500

I may not have been

the greatest mother.

00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,339

You make my mother look like

a--well, like a barracuda.

00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:32,077

But a better barracuda.

00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:33,680

She at least never

tried to eat me.

00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,448

Well--

00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:37,453

Everything I did

made you strong.

00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,758

But you'd rather live in a

place where you move slower?

00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,962

Where you're weaker?

Where you're a freak?

00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:43,232

Is that what you're telling me?

00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:44,636

My strength doesn't

come from being

00:19:44,736 --> 00:19:46,873

the one fish who swam

the right direction

00:19:46,973 --> 00:19:48,209

and didn't get eaten.

00:19:48,209 --> 00:19:50,112

It comes from everything

I did after that.

00:19:50,112 --> 00:19:52,083

The experience, the struggle,

00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,519

the same way

land people struggle.

00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:56,291

Gravity without water

is a real pain in the ass.

00:19:56,391 --> 00:19:58,629

What makes me strong

is the weakness.

00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:00,399

I don't want to be strong

because I belong

00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,638

to a tribe of smug bullies

who, by the way,

00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:05,242

aren't half as special

as they think they are.

00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:08,115

Why, you little treacherous--

00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:09,852

oh, that's it.

00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:12,390

Ahh!

00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:16,899

My sons, two of the best

orgasms I've ever had.

00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:17,868

- Oh.

- Why?

00:20:21,107 --> 00:20:23,145

[dramatic music]

00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:24,682

My name is Philbert.

00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,653

I used to be an

ordinary net weaver.

00:20:26,653 --> 00:20:30,025

But then fortune weaved

a different net.

00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:32,197

- [chuckling]

- [grunts]

00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:39,612

♪ ♪

00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:41,749

I nearly died.

00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:42,684

Fun.

00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:46,492

But instead,

I became something more.

00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:49,064

♪ ♪

00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,868

Now, I fight crime

00:20:50,968 --> 00:20:53,773

while trying to find the man

who took my net.

00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,309

[grunts]

00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:58,148

Time to weave some nuts.

00:20:58,148 --> 00:20:59,619

[metal clanks]

- [screams]

00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:03,291

But in the meantime, I've

found the biggest net of all--

00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:06,198

[all screaming]

00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,503

The heart of this city.

00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:10,540

♪ ♪

00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,778

Uh, is somebody on the roof?

00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:14,948

Because why?

00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:16,919

Did you get any of that?

00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:20,627

Bento.

[all cheering]