Восстановительная археология

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чтобы лучше понять настоящее и

обеспечить себе место в будущем.

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Ты всерьёз обдумала эту карьеру, а?

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Ну, я буду у воды, откапывать спартанский

военный корабль, а ты будешь где угодно еще.

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Извини, что?

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Думаешь, археологи прославляются,

помогая друг другу?

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Ты сама по себе, дорогуша.

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Дорогуша?

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Кто так говорит?

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Я ему покажу. Он будет умолять помочь ему, когда я...

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Слава богу.

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Я могу позвать на... помощь.

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Боже мой.

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Привет, обложка журнала Кисть и лопата.

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Теперь бы только выбраться отсюда.

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Шесть куриц, ты обезумел?

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Кто здесь?

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Думаешь, мне их девать некуда?

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Это ракушка.

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Ладно, пять куриц.

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За скипетр, который светится,

когда меня не уважают?

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Он даже нормально не работает.

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Я дам тебе один скелет белки.

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Эй. Привет?

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О, что это?

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Прекрасный выбор.

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Ракушка, которая говорит "привет" тем,

у кого нет друзей.

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У меня такой проблемы нет.

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Два беличьих скелета,

и я докину ракушку бесплатно.

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- По рукам.

- Вы меня слышите?

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Я в пещере, мне нужна помощь!

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Она не только здоровается.

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Мой самый выгодно потраченный беличий скелет.

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Что случилось?

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Он явно не хочет об этом говорить.

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С чего мне не хотеть говорить?

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Ладно, раскусил, я не хочу об этом слышать.

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Кто на этот раз?

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Это продавец еды за напоминание мыть руки.

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Это мать за напоминание,

что мы не бросаем детей в глуши.

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А это подростки. Они не называют причин.

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Ты пробовал не говорить всем в городе что им делать?

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Я не говорю им, что делать.

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Я пытаюсь сделать этот город памятником

тому, чем человечество могло быть,

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маяком, эхом отражающимся в будущем, что кричит:

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Здесь началась цивилизация,

и всё благодаря царю Тирану!

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Если ты сказал это подросткам,

я знаю, почему они тебя побили.

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Это неважно, уверяю тебя.

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А я не принимаю твои заверения.

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Мам, пап, из-за чего ссора?

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И можно в другом месте?

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Сейчас расскажу.

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Какое-то чудовище, явно знавшее вашего отца,

подползло к нам к визгом и грохотом шупалец -

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какая грубость - и

сказало что-то о свадьбе.

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И теперь ваш отец не говорит мне,

что это за свадьба.

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Вообще-то, мы были заняты кое-чем важным.

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Как нам убедиться,

что мои деяния запомнят на все времена?

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Да уж.

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Меня слышно? Помогите!

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Твоя волшебная ракушка чего-то хочет.

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Не меняй тему только из-за голоса,

доносящегося из волшебной ракушки.

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Я хочу поговорить о доказанном

неуважении этой семьи ко мне.

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Скажи это ракушке.

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Может, и скажу.

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Привет? Ракушка дружбы?

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Так и знай, мне не нужен друг.

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Я купил тебя в шутку.

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Да, привет, привет, меня слышно?

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Да, волшебная ракушка, я тебя слышу.

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Я не волшебная ракушка.

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Я человек, Элис.

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Волшебный человек в обычной ракушке.

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Я обычный человек снаружи волшебной ракушки.

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О, в этом мы с тобой похожи,

хотя я не совсем обычный человек.

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Я царь.

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Царь?

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Царь чего?

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Крапополиса.

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Крапополис?

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Окей, возможно, я сейчас сильно

опозорюсь в шоу розыгрышей...

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В чём, в чём?

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Но я честно думаю, что происходит вот что:

эта ракушка соединила нас сквозь время.

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Если ты правда из Крапополиса, это значит,

что я говорю с тобой из тысяч лет в будущем.

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Тысячи лет? Это означает, что Крапополис

будут помнить спустя тысячи лет в будущем.

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Я знал! Невероятно.

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Не верится, что я действительно говорю

с царём затерянного города Крапополис.

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Что ж, я рад... Извини, с царём

какого города Крапополис ты сказала?

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Я не то что не хотел брать тебя

на свадьбу двоюродного брата...

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Просто не сказал мне, а им сказал, что я не могу.

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Так было проще, дорогая.

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Мы из очень разных миров.

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Значит, ты стыдишься их.

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Или меня!

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Поэтому не взял меня

на чудовищную свадьбу

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или другие чудовищные встречи

твоей чудовищной семьи?

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Необязательно добавлять ко всему

слово "чудовищный", мы так не делаем.

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Ты считаешь меня расисткой.

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Э, нет.

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Шлаб, у меня нет проблем с чудовищами.

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Как ты мог так подумать? Я клёвая.

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Да, конечно.

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Это явно важно для тебя, так что давай.

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Пойдём на свадьбу вместе.

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Правда?

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Замечательно!

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Но знай, это очень традиционные чудовища.

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С ними бывает нелегко.

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Меня не пугает монстрятник.

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Такого там говорить не стоит.

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Чего, монстрятник?

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Нет, нет, нет, конечно.

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Что ты.

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О, это будет так весело.

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Но потом вход в пещеру обрушился,

так что я застряла под землёй без выхода.

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И я не знаю, от жажды я умру,

голода или еще одного обвала.

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Ясно. Но почему город

"затерянный"? Как это возможно?

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Я смотрю на него сейчас.

У нас три двухэтажных здания.

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Ты несколько зациклен на себе, да?

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Я царь.

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Мне положено таким быть.

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Может быть ты плоха в... напомни,

как называется твоя работа?

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Арки-барки?

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Археология.

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Может быть, ты в этом плоха?

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Я знаю о твоем городе,

как раз потому что я хороша.

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Крапополис довольно малоизвестен.

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Единственное его упоминание -

одна строчка в афинской пьесе.

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Что-то про то, что лучше стать обедом

в лесу, чем обедать в Крапополисе.

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Да, мне знакомо это выражение.

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Оно популярно. Я пытаюсь с ним покончить.

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Радуйся, что тебе не удастся,

благодаря этому о вас будут помнить,

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да и то только настоящие

аркигологи и выкапыватели типа меня.

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Вы далеко не Афины.

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Афины будут помнить?

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Их не просто помнят.

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Они еще стоят.

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Серьёзно?

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Как? Как они?..

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Помоги мне сделать то, что сделали они.

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Я умираю в пещере, ты забыл?

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У этих проблем одно решение.

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Ты в руинах, которых не было бы, если

бы Крапополис еще стоял, как... Афины.

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Помоги моему городу выжить,

и тебе будет нечего арки-фаркить,

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а это значит,

что ты там не застрянешь.

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В твоих словах есть смысл.

Если не считать арки-фарки.

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Отлично. Так что нам делать?

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Ну, есть миллион причин,

почему город выживает, или его помнят.

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Над чем вы сейчас работаете?

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Мы думаем, как распределить

время между орошением, разводом Фрэда и Нэнси

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и заменой всех

каменных построек деревянными.

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Конечно, развод Фреда и Нэнси важнее.

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Кто такие Фред и Нэнси, и почему они важнее?

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Интересно.

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Забудь о Фреде и Нэнси.

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Они могут остаться вместе, найти способ,

может даже снова влюбиться.

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Они были такой милой парой.

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Поставь орошение в начало

списка и не заменяй камень деревом.

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В основном уцелеет камень. И статуи.

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Статуи, серьёзно?

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Именно такие сведения мне нужны.

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Ого, погоди.

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Что, ты нашла выход?

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Я не хотел прозвучать разочарованно.

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Нет, здесь вдруг стало намного больше вещей.

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Кажется, сказав тебе,

как сменить приоритеты, я только что

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изменила историю и сделала

Крапополис менее затерянным.

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Это работает.

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Здесь столько невероятных находок.

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Боже, это изображение.

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Изображение? Какое?

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Огромная одноглазая женщина убивает

царя колесом телеги, пока рыба наблюдает.

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Ты слышишь?

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Ты уверена, что ты в Крапополисе?

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И у женщины точно один глаз?

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Может, эта двуглазая, которая подмигивает.

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Слуга сказал, что ты хочешь

сосредоточиться только на орошении?

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Не только.

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Торговля тоже очень важна.

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О, ясно. А почему мы слушаем ракушку?

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Если хочешь знать,

в ракушке женщина из будущего, застрявшая

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в руинах затерянного,

но ненадолго, города Крапополис.

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Элис, поздоровайся с Гиппокампом.

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Привет.

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Ты в будущем?

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Я уничтожил луну?

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Ты это планируешь?

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Ну, я мечтаю.

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- Луна еще на небе.

- Чёрт.

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А солнце? Эта ерундовина еще там?

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Нет, стой! Я говорил с ней кое о чём важно.

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Вот ты где.

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А вот где ты, рядом с телегой,

с колёсами, с колёсами телеги.

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Да, Гиппо попросил притащить припасы.

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С колёсами что-то не так?

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- Могу их снять.

- Нет!

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Я только что принял закон о запрете колёс

телег, так что я бы не стал их трогать.

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Ты запрещаешь колёса?

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Это тебе волшебная ракушка сказала?

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Нет, я просто решил, что они опасны.

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Кого-то может убить.

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Колесом телеги?

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Очевидно.

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И если ты не планируешь

убить кого-то колесом телеги,

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тебе следует поддержать

закон и начать сжигать колёса.

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Аккуратно.

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Она просит построить тоннель, который

выстоит пять тысяч лет, без детского труда.

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Да, в будущем мы это порицаем.

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Еще отличный совет. Но для чего этот тоннель?

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Мы меняем план?

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Я думал, мы делаем так,

чтобы Крапополис дожил до твоего времени.

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Да, на случай, если у нас не получится,

хочу убедиться, что я буду жива в своем времени.

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Да, конечно. Извини.

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Из любопытства, то изображение изменилось?

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Нет, одноглазая женщина бросает царя в колодец.

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Что? Она била его колесом телеги.

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Да? Подожди.

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Ну конечно.

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Это как в тех фильмах о

путешествиях во времени, вроде Назад в будущее,

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Назад в будущее

два или Назад в будущее три.

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Изменив прошлое,

ты создал настоящее, где изображения

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с колесом не было,

и я тебе нём не рассказывала.

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Интересно. И напомни, о чём мы говорили?

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Похоже, когда мы что-то меняем, наша

память о том, как было прежде, исчезает.

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Я не совсем понял, но знаю,

что мы закроем все колодцы.

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Нам стоит беспокоиться?

00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,600

Определённо.

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Но я люблю копать тоннели.

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А я люблю огонь.

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Тост за жениха и невесту.

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Р-р-р!

00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:19,350

Так здорово, что я с вами.

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Мы тебе рады, Деррария.

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Делирия.

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Извини?

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Это произносится "Делирия".

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Не волнуйся. Мне нравится, как ты говоришь.

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Это звучит обаятельно.

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Я знаю, что у наших видов

проблемная история, это ужасно.

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Что ж, это очень сложная тема.

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И в то же время простая.

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Для меня важно, чтобы вы знали, что

меня приводят в ужас мои так называемые сородичи,

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которые безнаказанно жгут чудовищ

божественным огнём.

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В наши-то времена, это просто жуть.

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Вроде на той неделе выкосили целый регион чудовищ?

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Да, это была чудовищная резня.

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Не добавляете слово "чудовищный" ко всему,

говоришь?

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Ну, можете быть уверены,

я не стану выкашивать этот регион.

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Если вы не станете меня злить.

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Шучу, конечно же.

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Как видите, у меня нет проблем с чудовищами.

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Я замужем за одним из них.

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Ты просил отчёт.

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Да. Вот оттуда, пожалуйста.

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Мы сожгли все колёса, хотя ты больше не

помнишь, зачем нужно было это делать.

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Я помню, что это было важно.

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И мы закрыли решётками все колодцы,

вёдра в них больше не пролезают.

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И мы начали осуществлять твой

новый закон о ломании всех вил.

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Отлично.

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У нас всё хорошо?

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Ты странно смотришь, как будто боишься, что я

зарежу тебя, каждый раз, когда я подхожу ближе.

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Эй, тебе надо ломать вилы,

а мне посоветоваться с ракушкой.

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Так что давай не вдаваться в то,

кто боится быть

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зарезанным чем-то,

когда к нему кто-то приближается.

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Что сейчас на табличке?

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То же, что и всегда.

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Чёрт.

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Ти - и я спрашиваю это, как женщина, умирающая в

пещере, которой сейчас не до сочувствия другим -

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ты царь на изображении?

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Я царь на изображении.

00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,630

Великанша - моя сестра.

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Рыболюд - мой брат.

00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,720

Гиппо - рыболюд?

00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:11,720

Ну, это не страннее всего остального.

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Так значит, ты выглядишь так?

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Не знаю.

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Как я выгляжу?

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Тощий парень с большими волосами.

И чем-то похожим на полоски вони.

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Все воняют. В будущем люди не воняют?

00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,960

У нас есть мыло.

00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,460

Я хочу рецепт.

00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,800

Как ты выглядишь?

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Я выгляжу как ракушка.

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Если я упаду в пещеру, из которой

ведёт тоннель, можно предположить,

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что я не найду ракушку. И тогда

никто из нас не вспомнит этой встречи.

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Точно, как с табличкой.

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Вот бы был способ сохранить всё, что

ты рассказал, на случай, если я забуду.

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Не думаю, что у вас есть письменность.

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Письменность. Она прижилась?

00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,910

Я знал, что она приживётся.

00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:51,990

Она у вас есть?

00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:54,400

- Гиппо над ней работал. Гиппо!

- Что?

00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,590

Письменность, поторопись с ней.

00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,990

- Это сработало.

- Правда? Уже?

00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:10,160

Ты попросил его и это значит, что он рано

или поздно это сделает. Так что нам удалось!

00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,330

Нам удалось!

00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,920

Ладно, сейчас займусь этим.

00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,270

По-моему всё идёт замечательно.

00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:21,520

Ты слышал мою речь о том,

почему стереотипы о чудовищах так вредны?

00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,690

Да, не могла бы ты немножко сбавить обороты?

00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,170

Сбавить обороты?

00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,190

Они меня обожают.

00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,930

Они прикусывают языки, дорогая.

00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:32,010

Они не хотят слышать о том,

как твой вид доводит их до вымирания.

00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:33,460

Но я выступаю против.

00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:37,180

Это не та тема, которую они

хотят обсуждать с тобой на свадьбе.

00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:39,800

Р-р-р, р-р-р!

00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,690

Да, рычим, народ.

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Привет.

00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:48,332

Моему мужу кажется, что вы осуждаете меня,

но я знаю, что это не так.

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Иначе бы вы напали на меня и попытались

растерзать своими чудовищными челюстями.

00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:57,710

Потому что чудовища пытаются

растерзать всех подряд без разбора?

00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,800

Естественно, я шутила.

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Если что, я фанатка растерзания.

00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:04,590

Если ты в этом хорош, то ты в этом хорош.

00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,570

Вы всё-таки осуждаете меня.

00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:13,330

Кучка рявкающих чудовищ осуждает меня?

00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,150

Не рычите на меня.

00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:49,030

Что ж, я признаю, что была неправа.

00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:53,430

Всё-таки лучше держать нас раздельно.

И их лучше держать раздельно.

00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,520

Дошло?

00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,430

Ой, расслабься.

00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:59,600

Так что, сразу домой или сперва за медовухой?

00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,710

Ты серьёзно?

00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:03,710

Значит, сразу домой.

00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,370

Ты уже расшифровала?

00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,550

Почти.

00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,130

Это по сути линейное письмо Б.

00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,220

Оно может даже помочь нам с линейным А.

00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:16,970

Я не могу расшифровать то, что ты

говоришь, но это звучит как большой успех.

00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,290

Почему они не копают?

00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,790

Мне нужно вернуть детский труд?

00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:21,230

Ну как бы да!

00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,960

Но пара зданий рухнула.

00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,230

Это важнее.

00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:26,030

Ладно. Так и скажу жертвам.

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- Элис, ты уже на свободе?

- Нет.

00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:28,460

Всё еще в пещере.

00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:29,890

Она еще в пещере, Гиппо.

00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,450

Ти, мы переживаем.

00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,710

Ты переживаешь, что убьёшь меня припрятанными вилами.

00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:35,230

Что?

00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:38,140

Твоя ракушка, которая должна

делать тебя менее одиноким и грустным,

00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:42,630

тебе не приходило в голову, что она

говорит то, что ты хочешь услышать?

00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,800

Он говорит, что ты обезумел.

00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,800

Я не это говорю.

00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,910

А я это.

00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:48,070

Это нужно прекратить.

00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,820

- Всё, я поняла.

- Ты поняла?

00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,750

- Да, Тиран...

- Боже, боже, там это написано?

00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,150

Там мое имя?

00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,730

- Легендарный безумный царь.

- Легендарный, класс!

00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:59,830

Подожди, безумный?

00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:05,650

Который подчинялся приказам ракушки и

поэтому был заперт в тюрьме для безумных.

00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:08,740

Что ж, это...

00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,660

Ясно.

00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,010

Мужчины и женщины одинаковые.

00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,440

Мы равные.

00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,020

У нас всех по тридцать два зуба, пересчитайте мои.

00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,000

Нет, мы не будем их считать.

00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,340

Но спасибо, что поделилась, ТельмамнмОн.

00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:29,690

Адриан, БЭдриан, хотите продолжить?

00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,270

Как видите, мы два брата.

00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,120

Да-да.

00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,620

Мы родились в один день.

00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:34,850

Одна мама, один папа.

00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:35,940

И выглядим одинаково.

00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,960

Но мы разные люди.

00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,870

БЭдриан, мы это обсуждали.

00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:42,960

Ты один человек, которого

разделило надвое проклятие ведьмы.

00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,690

А я царь Крапополиса.

00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:45,710

Я тоже!

00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:47,280

Нет, он правда царь.

00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,530

Блин.

00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,950

Я провалил всё, что пытался сделать.

00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,380

И даже хуже. Лучше бы я не находил ту ракушку.

00:16:52,824 --> 00:16:53,860

Ракушки, блин.

00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:56,620

Я хотел запомниться,

хотел прикоснуться к будущему,

00:16:56,620 --> 00:17:01,200

но я лишь предрешил свою судьбу

беспомощного безумца, которого убьёт сестра.

00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:05,150

По крайней мере если я заперт здесь,

это больше не проблема.

00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,230

Царь Тиран, к тебе пришла сестра.

00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,990

О чём ты? Я не хочу тебя убивать.

00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,720

Я хочу, чтобы тебе стало лучше.

00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,830

Лучше это здоровее или мертвее?

00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,720

- "Лучше мертвее"?

- Я знал!

00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,810

Отойди от меня!

00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:19,450

У нас напряжённая работа.

00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,170

Давай покажу, что я делаю, когда у меня стресс.

00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,750

Ты наверно захочешь изобразить,

как убиваешь не себя. Или нет.

00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,230

Может, это уймёт твой зуд.

00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,250

Ты это рисовала?

00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,680

Ты никогда не собиралась меня убивать.

00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,240

Ну как никогда...

00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,660

Мы не можем определить то, какими нас запомнят.

00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,830

Безумно пытаться контролировать

информацию на протяжении тысяч лет.

00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,000

Теперь я понимаю.

00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,910

Я должен ее спасти.

00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,050

Можешь меня вытащить?

00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,360

Могу ли я тебя вытащить?

00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:55,700

Ну, всё равно я толком не понимал, что я делаю.

00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,780

ГоргОна, ты жива!

00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:04,430

Вы все живы и еще чудовищнее, чем когда-либо.

00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,270

Как?

00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,860

Считай, что я так предлагаю мир.

00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,290

Обязательно было их ронять?

00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,460

Просто слушай.

00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,290

Ты был прав насчёт всего.

00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,800

Я хотела доказать, что я не такая. как другие боги.

Но это тоже типичное поведение богов.

00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:20,620

И мы были на празднике чудовищ, который я

испортила. Поэтому я вернула твоих друзей.

00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:25,230

Полагаю, они не против,

что часть их лап и крыльев перепуталась.

00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:28,400

Я говорю это с уверенность, зная,

что они уже меня ненавидят.

00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:34,050

Учитывая, что ты создала новый

вид чудовищ, который мы назовём франкенштейном,

00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:38,240

мы принимаем твою

странную попытку принести извинения.

00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,750

О, я бы не назвала это извинением.

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Дорогая.

00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,810

Да, да, ладно, я извиняюсь.

00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,990

Р-р-р!

00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,540

У меня зубов как у мужчин!

00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:53,260

Я совершенно индивидуальный

самостоятельный человек.

00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,760

Да, я тоже. Мы оба такие.

00:18:55,910 --> 00:19:00,350

Я копаю тоннель, который сотрёт мою

память о ракушке, сказавшей его выкопать.

00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:03,770

Ох ты.

00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,660

Держись, Элис, я иду!

00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:10,610

Ти, если закончите тоннель сейчас, мы не

успеем обеспечить вам место в будущем.

00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,020

Крапополис останется затерянным.

00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:15,510

История и арки-фарки это просто идеи.

00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:18,860

Реальны люди и то, умрут ли они в пещерах.

00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,190

Но я тебя не вспомню.

00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:22,470

Никто из нас не будет знать, что ты меня спас.

00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:25,770

Но я всё равно тебя спасу.

00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,880

Ти, что ты здесь делаешь?

00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,360

И зачем ты вырыл тоннель?

00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:44,640

Точно не знаю, но такое чувство,

что это было важным.

00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,130

Зачем я держу ракушку?

00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:51,730

Кстати о важном, зацените.

Я нарисовала, как бросаю Ти львам.

00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,890

Мне не нравится.

00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,150

Я так снимаю стресс.

00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:57,110

Рисунку незачем быть красивым.

00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,480

Как прошла чудовищная поездка?

00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,400

Я бы сказала удачно.

00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,890

Но это просто поездка.

00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:07,520

Не нужно добавлять к ней слово чудовище, а?

00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,500

Да.

00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:13,230

Ваша мать даже создала новое вид чудовищ,

чудовище франкенштейн.

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Вообще-то, просто франкенштейн.

00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:23,020

Это был пугающий, но очень счастливый случай.

00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:27,190

Если бы не обвал, возможно,

артефакты никогда бы не нашли.

00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:31,510

И одни только письмена произведут

революцию в изучении этого забытого города.

00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,838

Из-за таких открытий и становятся арки-фарки...

00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:37,750

извините, и становятся археологами.

00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,350

И как назывался этот город?

00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:40,260

Крапополис.

00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,020

Как думаете, его возможно изменить?

00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,440

Изменить название?

00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,110

Нет, не думаю.

00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,950

Название уже было.

00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,040

Почему такое?

00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:50,780

Над ним легко смеяться.

00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,940

О чём вы?

00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,440

Мне сказать это вслух?

00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,620

Скажите.

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Достаточно изменить одну букву.

00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:59,030

Вот что вы сделали бы, как журналист?

00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:02,630

Вы бы сказали "Крапополис?

Скорее Кражополис" и были бы довольны собой?

00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:06,780

Типа, вы сделали свою работу,

придумали что-то умное и оригинальное?

00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,880

Пожалуй, это немного халтурно.

00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:09,800

Вот и ладно.

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Всё равно оно не очень.

00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,400

Какое есть, ясно? Проехали.

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digging up the past to

better understand the present

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and cement my place

in the future.

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You've really

thought about what

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this career means to you, huh?

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Well, I'll be by

the water unearthing ruins

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of a Spartan warship,

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and you'll be anywhere

the hell else.

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Excuse me?

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You think archaeologists get

famous by helping each other?

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You're on your own, Toots.

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"Toots"?

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Who even says that?

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He'll see.

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He'll be begging me for

favors when I make it to the--

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[screams]

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Oh, thank god.

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I can still call for--

ahh--help.

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Oh, my.

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[gasps]

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Whoa.

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[mysterious music]

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♪ ♪

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Hello, cover of

"Brush & Shovel" magazine.

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Now, if I can just

get out of here.

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Six chickens,

are you insane?

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Hello?

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Do you think

I'm made of chickens?

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[gasps]

It's the shell.

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Fine, five chickens.

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For a scepter that glows if

someone doesn't respect me?

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Look, it doesn't

even work right.

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I'll give you one

squirrel skeleton.

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Hello?

Hello?

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Oh, what's that?

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Ah, excellent choice.

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It's a shell that says

"hello" for people

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who don't have friends.

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Ah, not an issue for me.

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[scepter whirring]

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Two squirrel skeletons, and

I throw in the shell for free.

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- Deal.

- Can you hear me?

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I'm trapped in a cave,

and I need help!

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Hmm, says more than "hello."

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Best squirrel

skeletons I ever spent.

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[dramatic lyre music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ Whoo ♪

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[mysterious music]

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What happened to you?

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He obviously doesn't

want to talk about it.

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What? Why wouldn't I

want to talk about it?

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OK, you got me.

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I just don't want

to hear about it.

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So who was it this time?

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This was the food

merchants for reminding

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them to wash their hands.

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This was a mother

for reminding her

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we don't just abandon our

children in the wilderness.

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And this was teens.

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They don't give a reason.

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Have you considered not

telling a city full of people

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what to do all the time?

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I'm not telling

them what to do.

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I'm trying to make sure this

city is a monument to what

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humanity could be-- a beacon

echoing into the future,

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crying out, this is where

civilization started,

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and it's all thanks

to King Tyrannis!

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If you said

that to the teens,

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I think I know why

they beat you up.

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It was nothing of

importance, I assure you.

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And I reject your

assurance out of hand.

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Mom, Dad,

what's the bickering?

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And can it happen elsewhere?

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Well, I'll tell you.

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Some monster who

clearly knew your father

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came up to us with a great

shrieking and thrashing

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of tentacles, terribly

rude, and said something

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about a wedding,

and now your father

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won't tell me what wedding.

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You know, actually, we were

in the middle of something

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pretty important.

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How do we ensure

that I'm remembered

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for all time as a visionary?

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Wow.

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Can you hear me?

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Help!

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I think your magic

shell needs something.

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Don't change the

subject just because you

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hear a voice calling for

help from a magic shell.

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I want--

[scepter whirring]

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to talk about this family's

proven lack of respect for me.

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Tell it to the shell.

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Maybe I will.

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[scepter whirring]

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[scepter whirring]

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[grumbles]

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Hello?

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Friendship shell?

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To be clear,

I don't need a friend.

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I bought this as a goof.

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Yes, hello.

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Hello, can you hear me?

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Yes, magic shell,

I can hear you.

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I'm not a magic shell.

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I'm a person, Alice.

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A magic person inside

an ordinary shell.

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A normal person

outside of a magic shell.

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Oh, then we have

that in common,

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although I'm not

entirely a normal person.

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I'm a king.

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King?

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King of what?

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Of Krapopolis.

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Krapopolis?

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OK, I may be about

to embarrass myself

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very badly on a prank show--

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On a what?

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but I honestly think

what's happening is this shell

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is connecting us across time.

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If you're really

from Krapopolis,

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that means I'm talking

to you from thousands

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of years in the future.

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Thousands of--

well, that would

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mean Krapopolis

is remembered thousands

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of years in the future.

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I knew it!

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This is incredible.

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I can't believe

I'm actually talking

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to the king of the lost

city of Krapopolis.

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Well, I'm pleased to--

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I'm sorry, king of the

what city of Krapopolis

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did you say?

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It's not that didn't want

you at my cousin's wedding.

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I just--

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Didn't tell me about it and

told them I couldn't make it.

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Well, it just seems

simpler, darling.

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We're from very

different worlds.

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So you're

embarrassed of them--

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[gasps] or of me.

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Is that why you won't

take me to your monster

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wedding or any other monster

events with your

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monster family?

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You know you can

just say the words.

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We don't put "monster"

in front of everything.

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[gasps]

You think I'm a bigot.

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Uh, no.

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Shlub, I have no

problem with monsters.

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How could you think that?

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I can hang.

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Yes, of course.

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Clearly important to you,

darling, so let's do it.

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Let's go to this

wedding together.

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Do you mean it?

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How wonderful!

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You should know these

are very orthodox monsters.

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They can be quite a lot.

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I think I can

handle a monster mash.

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Ooh, maybe don't say

that while we're there.

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What, "monster mash"?

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Oh, no, no, no, of course not.

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Why would I?

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Oh, this is going

to be so much fun.

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But then the cave

entrance collapsed,

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so I'm trapped underground

with no way out,

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and I don't know if I'll

die of thirst or starvation

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or another cave-in.

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Right, but "lost" city.

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How is it lost?

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I'm looking at it right now.

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We have three

two-story buildings.

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You're sort of

self-centered, aren't you?

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I'm the king.

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I'm supposed to

be in the center.

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Is it possible you're a

bad-- uh, what-- what did

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you say your job is called?

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A arky-barky?

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Archaeologist.

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Is it possible

you're bad at it?

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The only reason I've heard of

your city is I'm great at it.

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Krapopolis is a

pretty deep cut.

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The only record of it is one

line in an Athenian play,

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something about it being better

to be dinner in the woods

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than to have dinner

in Krapopolis.

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Um, yes, I'm aware

of the expression.

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It's very popular.

I'm trying to kill it.

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Well, you should

be glad you fail,

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because that's how

you're remembered,

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and only by real "archaeholics"

and "excavaniacs" like me.

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You're not exactly Athens.

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Athens is remembered?

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It's not just remembered.

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It's still around.

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Seriously?

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How?

How do they--

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Help-- help me do

whatever they did.

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You remember I'm

dying in a cave, right?

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Two problems with

the same solution.

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You're in rubble,

but you wouldn't be

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if Krapopolis was still

around, like--ugh--Athens.

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Help my city survive,

and you won't have anything

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to "arky-farky-cize" here,

which means you'll never get

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trapped in the first place.

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That actually

kind of makes sense,

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except for "arky-farky-cize."

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Great, all right.

So what do we do?

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Well, there's

a million reasons

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a city survives

or is remembered.

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Tell me what you're

working on now.

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We're figuring out

how to divide our time

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between irrigation,

Fred and Nancy's divorce,

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and replacing all our

stone structures with wood.

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Obviously, Fred and Nancy's

divorce comes first.

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Who are Fred and Nancy,

and why would that come first?

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Interesting.

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Forget Fred and Nancy.

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They can stay together, figure

out a way to make it work,

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fall in love again, even.

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They were so cute

together in the beginning.

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Push irrigation to

the top of that list,

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and do not replace

stone with wood.

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Stone is most of what

survives, and statues.

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Statues, really?

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See, this is the

kind of intel I need.

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Whoa, hang on.

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What, did you find a way out?

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I didn't mean to sound

disappointed just then.

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No, there's a lot more stuff

down here all of a sudden.

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I think me telling you how

to change your priorities

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just changed history and made

Krapopolis a little less lost.

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It's working.

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Everything here is

an incredible find.

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Oh, my god, this carving.

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Carving? Of what?

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A giant one-eyed

woman beating

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a king to death with a wagon

wheel while a fish watches.

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Hello?

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Are you sure

you're in Krapopolis?

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And you're positive

the woman has one eye?

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Maybe it's a two-eyed giant

woman and she's winking.

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A servant said

you want me to focus

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exclusively on irrigation?

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Not exclusively.

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Trade is also very important.

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Oh, OK, and why does

the shell have a say?

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If you must know, the shell

is a woman from the future

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trapped in the ruins of

the "soon to be not lost"

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city of Krapopolis.

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Alice, say hello

to Hippocampus.

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Uh, hi.

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You're in the future?

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Did I destroy the moon?

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You're planning

to destroy the moon?

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I mean, it's a dream.

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- The moon's still here.

- Damn.

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What about the sun?

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Is that stupid old

thing still up there?

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No, wait!

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I need to talk to her

about something important.

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There you are.

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Gah!

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And there you are,

beside a wagon,

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a wagon with wheels,

wagon wheels.

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Yeah, Hippo asked me to

bring some supplies up.

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Something wrong

with the wheels?

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I can take 'em off.

- No!

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In fact, I just passed

a law banning wagon wheels,

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so I wouldn't be

caught touching that.

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You're banning wagon wheels?

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Did the magic shell

tell you to do this?

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No, I simply decided

they're dangerous.

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Someone could be killed.

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By a wagon wheel?

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Apparently.

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And frankly, unless you plan

to kill someone with a wagon

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wheel, you should

support this law

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and start burning wagon wheels.

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[sighs]

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Easy.

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She wants me to build

a tunnel that lasts 5,000

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years without child labor.

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Yeah, we frown on

that in the future.

00:09:07,161 --> 00:09:09,766

Another great tip,

but what's this about a tunnel?

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Are we changing the plan?

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Thought we were trying

to make sure Krapopolis

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is alive in your time.

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Yeah, no, just in

case we fail at that,

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I'd also like to make sure

I'm alive in my time.

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Right, yes, of course.

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I'm sorry.

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Out of curiosity, has that

carving changed at all?

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No, it's still

a one-eyed woman

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throwing the king in a well.

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What?

00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:33,614

She used to be beating

him with a wagon wheel.

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She did?

Wait a minute.

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Of course.

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This is like one of

those time-travel movies

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like "Back to the Future" or

"Back to the Future Part II."

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[gasps] Or "Back to the Future

Part III."

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By changing the past,

you created a present

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where the wagon wheel picture

never existed, so I never

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saw it to tell you about it.

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Interesting.

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And remind me what we

were talking about?

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I guess when we change

things, our memories

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of the old way just fade away.

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I don't totally

understand that,

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but I know we're

sealing all the wells.

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Are we worried about this?

00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:06,847

We definitely are.

00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:08,551

But I love digging a tunnel.

00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,219

And I love fire.

00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,598

A toast to the

bride and groom.

00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:16,867

[together]

Roar!

00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:19,606

It really is so

nice to be here.

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We welcome you, Derrrarrhia.

00:10:22,444 --> 00:10:23,345

Deliria.

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I'm sorry?

00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,484

It's pronounced "Deliria."

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Don't worry.

00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:28,356

I love the way you say it.

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It's quite charming, in fact.

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I know our kind

and yours have had

00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:34,168

a troubled history, so awful.

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Well, these issues

are very complicated.

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And yet so simple.

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It's important

to me that you know

00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:42,383

I'm horrified

by my so-called brethren

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who burn monsters with divine

fire without consequence.

00:10:45,924 --> 00:10:50,066

In this day and age,

just so awful.

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Wasn't an entire monster

region scourged last week?

00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:55,778

Yeah,

it was a monster massacre.

00:10:55,778 --> 00:10:58,149

Don't put "monster"

in front of everything, do we?

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[laughs] Well,

you can be sure that I will

00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:03,861

not be scourging this region--

00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:05,631

as long as you don't

get on my bad side!

00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,735

[laughs]

00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,238

Oh, that was a joke, of course.

00:11:09,238 --> 00:11:12,243

As you can see, I have

no problem with monsters.

00:11:12,243 --> 00:11:15,082

I married one, after all.

00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,194

You wanted an update?

00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,933

Oh, yes,

from over there, please.

00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,203

We burned all

the wagon wheels,

00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:27,509

even though you say

you no longer remember

00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:28,176

why we had to do that.

00:11:28,276 --> 00:11:30,046

I remember it felt important.

00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:32,685

We also grated all the wells,

which means buckets

00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:33,954

don't fit in them anymore.

00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,058

And we just got

started on your new law

00:11:36,058 --> 00:11:37,695

about breaking

all the pitchforks.

00:11:37,695 --> 00:11:38,697

Very good.

00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:39,899

Are we OK?

00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,468

You get this weird

look like you're

00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,607

afraid I'm going to stab you

with something every time

00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:44,843

I get close to you.

00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:46,412

Hey, you have

pitchforks to snap,

00:11:46,412 --> 00:11:47,982

and I have a shell

to consult,

00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:49,853

so let's not get

in the weeds about who

00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:51,656

gets scared of being

stabbed by what when

00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:53,627

they're approached by whom.

00:11:53,627 --> 00:11:54,696

What's on the tablet now?

00:11:54,696 --> 00:11:55,765

Same thing as always.

00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:57,367

Damn it.

00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,237

Ty-- and I say this as a

woman dying in a cave with

00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:01,075

limited emotional

bandwidth for others--

00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:03,445

are you the king

in the carving?

00:12:03,445 --> 00:12:04,816

I'm the king in the carving.

00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:05,985

The giant is my sister.

00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,555

The fish-man is my brother.

00:12:07,555 --> 00:12:08,991

Hippo is a fish-man?

00:12:08,991 --> 00:12:11,094

I guess that's no weirder

than anything else.

00:12:11,094 --> 00:12:12,096

Huh.

00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:13,634

But, so, this is

what you look like?

00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,702

I don't know.

00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:16,005

What does it look like?

00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:18,677

Scrawny guy with

big hair, and it looks

00:12:18,677 --> 00:12:20,648

like these are stink lines?

00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:21,883

Everyone stinks.

00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:23,085

Do people in the

future not stink?

00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:24,922

We have something

called soap.

00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,560

I'll want

the recipe for that.

00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,929

So what do you look like?

00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:29,532

Oh, I look like a shell.

00:12:29,532 --> 00:12:30,701

[laughter]

00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:33,039

You know, if I fall into a

cave with a tunnel leading out

00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:34,576

of it, I don't

think we can assume

00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:37,080

I'm gonna find the shell,

and that means neither of us

00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,150

is gonna remember ever meeting.

00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:40,654

Right, like with the carving.

00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:43,425

I wish there were a way to

preserve everything you've

00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,930

told me, in case I forget.

00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,033

I don't assume you

have written language?

00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,104

Written language--

that's a thing?

00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:51,141

I knew it was gonna be a thing.

00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,110

You have it?

00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,514

Hippo's been working on it.

Hippo!

00:12:53,514 --> 00:12:54,516

What?

00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:56,753

Written language--

rush it into production.

00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:59,759

[mystical music]

00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:02,732

♪ ♪

00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:04,100

- [gasps] It's working.

- It's working?

00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,069

Already?

00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:06,673

I guess the fact

that you asked

00:13:06,673 --> 00:13:08,510

him to do it means he's

eventually going to,

00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:10,246

so it's here.

We did it!

00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:11,415

We did it!

00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,988

OK, I'll get right on that.

00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:16,292

[indistinct chatter]

00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:18,296

It's going

wonderfully, I think.

00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,199

Did you hear my speech

about why monster

00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,702

stereotypes are so harmful?

00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:24,876

Yes, I wonder if you might

want to just dial it back.

00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,244

Dial it back?

00:13:26,244 --> 00:13:27,347

They love me.

00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,084

They're biting their

tongues, darling.

00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:30,721

They don't want to

hear about your kind

00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,124

hunting theirs to extinction.

00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:33,661

But I came out against.

00:13:33,661 --> 00:13:36,065

It's not a topic

they're eager to rehash

00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,300

with you at a wedding.

00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,039

Roar, roar!

00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:42,812

Yes, roar, everyone.

00:13:42,812 --> 00:13:44,081

Hello.

00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,185

My husband seems to

think you're judging me,

00:13:46,185 --> 00:13:48,824

but I know that's not

the case, or you'd

00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:50,561

be attacking me and

attempting to tear me

00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:52,698

apart with your monster jaws.

00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,000

[laughs]

00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,005

Because monsters

try to tear everyone

00:13:56,005 --> 00:13:57,841

apart indiscriminately?

00:13:57,841 --> 00:13:59,979

Obviously, I was joking.

00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:02,350

If anything, I'm quite a

fan of the tearing apart.

00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,789

You know, if you're good

at it, you're good at it.

00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:06,258

[laughs]

00:14:06,258 --> 00:14:07,962

[all grumbling]

00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:09,799

You are judging me.

00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:13,607

A bunch of snarling

monsters is judging me?

00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:14,642

[all growling]

00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,345

Don't you growl at me.

00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:17,615

[all growling]

00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,552

Ahh!

00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:21,623

[gasps]

00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:24,194

Ahh!

00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,263

[groans]

00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:28,704

Ahh-uhh!

00:14:28,704 --> 00:14:31,041

Ahh!

00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,814

Uh...

ahh-ahh!

00:14:33,814 --> 00:14:36,986

[shouting]

00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:41,461

Ahh!

00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:43,098

[grunts]

00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:44,168

Ahh!

00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:47,273

Ugh!

00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:49,344

Well, I'm not too proud

to admit I was wrong.

00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,314

Better to keep us

separate after all,

00:14:51,314 --> 00:14:53,620

and to keep them

separate as well.

00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:54,789

Do you get it?

00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:56,526

Oh, lighten up.

00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:59,832

So, straight home,

or stop for mead first?

00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,037

Are you serious?

00:15:02,037 --> 00:15:04,007

Straight home, then.

00:15:05,977 --> 00:15:07,615

Have you deciphered it yet?

00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,751

Almost.

00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:10,386

It's basically Linear B.

00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,524

Might even help us finally

decipher Linear A.

00:15:12,524 --> 00:15:14,963

Well, I can't decipher

any of what you're saying,

00:15:14,963 --> 00:15:17,134

but tonally,

it sounds like a big win.

00:15:17,134 --> 00:15:18,504

Why did they stop digging?

00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:20,006

Do I need to bring

back the child labor?

00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,441

I mean, yes!

00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:23,212

But a couple

buildings collapsed.

00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:24,582

This is more important.

00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,151

All right, I'll tell

that to the bereaved.

00:15:26,151 --> 00:15:27,688

- Alice, are you free yet?

- Nope.

00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:28,623

Still in a cave.

00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,093

She's still in a cave, Hippo.

00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:31,563

Ty, we're worried about you.

00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,867

Worried about killing me

with that pitchfork you hid.

00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,436

Huh?

00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:37,039

This "hello" shell that you

bought that's supposed to make

00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:38,308

you feel less lonely and sad--

00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:41,214

did it ever occur to you

that it's just telling

00:15:41,214 --> 00:15:42,718

you what you want to hear?

00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:44,889

He's saying

you've gone insane.

00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:45,891

That's not what I'm saying.

00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:47,093

It's what I'm saying.

00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:48,295

I'm saying this

needs to stop.

00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,999

- OK, I've got it.

- You've got it?

00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,435

Yes.

"Tyrannis--"

00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:52,972

Oh my god, oh my god.

It says that?

00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:54,207

It says my name?

00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:56,145

"--the legendary,

mad king--"

00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:57,814

"Legendary," nice!

00:15:57,814 --> 00:15:58,817

Wait a minute.

00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,019

"Mad"?

00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,823

"--who took orders from a

seashell and was confined,

00:16:01,823 --> 00:16:05,797

therefore, to a prison

for the insane"?

00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,904

Well, that's--

00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:11,776

Right.

00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,278

[door slams]

00:16:17,386 --> 00:16:19,324

Men and women are the same.

00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:20,661

We're equal.

00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:23,232

We all have 32 teeth, if

someone would just count mine.

00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,136

No, we're not

going to count them.

00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:27,373

But thank you,

Thelmamnmon, for sharing.

00:16:27,373 --> 00:16:29,912

Adrian, Bdrian, would

you like to go next?

00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:31,448

As you can see,

we're two brothers.

00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,383

That's right.

00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:33,887

We were born on the same day.

00:16:33,887 --> 00:16:34,922

Same mom, same dad.

00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:36,124

And we look the same.

00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,226

But we're two

different people.

00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:38,997

Bdrian, we've gone over this.

00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,836

You're clearly one person

who was split into two

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by the curse of a witch.

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Well,

I'm the king of Krapopolis.

00:16:44,842 --> 00:16:45,911

Me too!

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No, he really is king.

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Ouch.

00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:50,153

Everything I've tried

to do, I've failed.

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More than failed.

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I wish I'd never

found that shell.

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Shells, man.

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I wanted to be remembered,

wanted to touch the future,

00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:58,603

and all I managed to

do was cement my fate

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as an ineffectual madman whose

sister is going to murder him.

00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:03,747

At least that problem and the

problem of me being locked

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in here cancel each other out.

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King Tyrannis,

your sister is here to see you.

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[screams]

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What are you talking about?

00:17:10,226 --> 00:17:11,295

I don't want to kill you.

00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:12,931

I want you to get better.

00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,135

"Better" healthy,

or "better" dead?

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- Better dead?

- I knew it!

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Get away from me!

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Look, our jobs are stressful.

00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:22,450

Let me show you an activity

I do when I'm stressed.

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You'd probably want to

draw you killing somebody

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who isn't you, or not.

00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:28,329

Maybe that's what would

scratch your itch.

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You've been drawing these?

00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,969

You were never

going to kill me.

00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:33,439

I don't know about never.

00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:35,911

We can't determine how

we're read or remembered.

00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,215

It's madness to try

and control a narrative

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for thousands of years.

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I get it now.

00:17:41,254 --> 00:17:43,159

I've got a woman to save.

00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:44,261

Can you get me out of here?

00:17:44,261 --> 00:17:46,699

[laughs]

Can I get you out of here?

00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,801

Ahh!

00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,204

Ugh!

00:17:49,204 --> 00:17:52,277

[indistinct chatter]

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Well, I guess I didn't really

know what I was doing anyway.

00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:57,187

[grunts]

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Gorgon, you're alive!

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[all grunting]

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You're all alive and

more monstrous than ever.

00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:05,403

How?

00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:07,139

Consider it a peace offering.

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Did you have to drop them?

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Just listen.

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You were right about

the whole thing.

00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:13,987

I wanted to prove that I

wasn't like the other gods,

00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,125

but that's just

more god behavior.

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And we were at a monster

party, which I ruined,

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and that's why I've

returned your friends.

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I assume they won't mind

some of their legs and wings

00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:25,511

getting mixed up.

00:18:25,511 --> 00:18:27,147

And I can say that with

confidence because I

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know they already hate me.

00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,454

Given that you have created

a new kind of monster,

00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,860

which we will call

the Frankenstein,

00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:37,066

we accept at least what seems

to be the spirit

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of your strange apology.

00:18:38,603 --> 00:18:40,139

Oh, I wouldn't

call it an apology.

00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:41,275

Darling--

00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,081

Yes, yes, fine, I apologize.

00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,885

[together]

Roar!

00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,354

Roar!

00:18:47,354 --> 00:18:49,892

I have as many

teeth as a man!

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I'm a complete individual

human being on my own.

00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,003

Yeah, me too.

00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:56,204

We're both that.

00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:57,608

I'm digging

a tunnel that will

00:18:57,608 --> 00:19:00,714

erase my memory of the seashell

that told me to dig it.

00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,153

Oh, boy.

00:19:04,153 --> 00:19:05,958

Hang on, Alice, I'm coming!

00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,995

Ty, if you finish

the tunnel now,

00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:10,033

we'll never finish

securing your city's

00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:10,901

place in the future.

00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,405

Krapopolis will

still be a lost city.

00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,811

History and arky-farky

are just ideas.

00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:18,015

What's real is people

and whether or not

00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:19,117

they die in caves.

00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,587

But I won't remember you.

00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:22,791

Neither of us will

even know you saved me.

00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:26,131

But I will have

saved you all the same.

00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,835

[grunts]

00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:31,008

[mysterious music]

00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:36,952

♪ ♪

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Ty,

what are you doing in here?

00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:40,727

And why did you dig a tunnel?

00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:45,069

I'm not sure, but it

feels like it was important.

00:19:45,069 --> 00:19:46,506

Why am I holding a shell?

00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:49,344

Speaking of important,

check it out, a drawing

00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:52,150

of me throwing Ty to lions.

00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,318

I don't care for it.

00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,588

I just do it

for stress relief.

00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:57,561

It's not supposed to be good.

00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,869

How'd the monster trip go?

00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,773

I would say quite well.

00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:04,975

But it's just a trip.

00:20:04,975 --> 00:20:07,848

You don't have to put

"monster" in front of it, eh?

00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:08,750

Yes.

00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,255

Your mother even

created a new monster,

00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:13,593

a Frankenstein monster.

00:20:13,593 --> 00:20:16,999

Actually, it's just

called a Frankenstein.

00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:23,278

It was frightening, yes,

but such a lucky accident.

00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:25,884

If it weren't for the

cave-in, these artifacts

00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:27,453

might never have been found.

00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:29,992

And the writings alone are

gonna revolutionize the study

00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:31,695

of this long-forgotten city.

00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:34,467

This kind of discovery is

why you get into arky-farky--

00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,840

[chuckles]

excuse me, archaeology--

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in the first place.

00:20:38,142 --> 00:20:39,779

And what was the

name of the city again?

00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:40,914

Krapopolis.

00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:41,882

Ah.

00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:43,419

Do you think it would be

possible to change it?

00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:44,889

To change the name?

00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:46,559

No, I don't think so.

00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:48,395

I mean, it already is the name.

00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:49,565

Why would they name it that?

00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,201

Seems so easy to make fun of.

00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:52,337

What do you mean?

00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:53,840

Well, do I have to say it?

00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,109

Maybe you should.

00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:56,712

The word "crap"

is right in there.

00:20:56,712 --> 00:20:59,450

So as a journalist,

that's what you would use?

00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,556

You'd say,

"More like crap-opolis,"

00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:03,124

and you'd feel good about that?

00:21:03,124 --> 00:21:05,531

You'd feel like you had done

your job, hit on something

00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,200

pretty smart and original?

00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,304

I guess it might

feel a little hack.

00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:10,272

All right, then.

00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:11,542

Still not a great name.

00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,945

It's the name, all right?

Let's move on.

00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:14,515

Did you get any of that?

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Bento.