Ледяная неделя!

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Men: Oh!

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[Men shouting]

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[Seagulls crying]

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Stupendous: Ice!

[Crowd cheering]

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Tyrannis: You're a month late.

You should resupply

and get going

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if you want to make it in time

for next year's Ice Week.

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Almost forgot.

Thanks! 5 stars.

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[People chanting "Ice Week!]

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♪

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Tyrannis: All right.

Let's get more ice

over here, can we?

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Let's get those ice sculptures

higher, huh, guys?

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Gonna need that ice slide

to be way more slippery.

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And remember not to stick

your tongue to the ice.

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It will get stuck.

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And I need twice the slush

in the slushies.

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You know what they say:

No skimping during Ice Week.

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Miriam: Hey, guys, guys.

Rub it on your privates.

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Tyrannis: That's the spirit.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Keep 'em moving.

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Those beauties are

for the Ice Dance.

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Take 'em straight to the venue.

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Joshua: King Ty, King Ty!

Look at this!

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No more boo boo!

My boo boo is completely gone!

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I had a boo boo,

and what did I put on it?

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A poultice of dung and leaves?

No! Friggin' ice!

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Tyrannis: You know

what they say:

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No boo boos during Ice Week.

Joshua: Ha ha!

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Tyrannis: Is that

the Ice Virgin I see?

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Ice Virgin: That's an honorary

title, right?

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Because I've done everything.

Tyrannis: Oh, well,

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everyone lies during Ice Week.

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Kolax: Hey, are you gonna

take her to the Ice Week Dance?

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Ice Virgin: I said

I've done everything,

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not that I'll do anything.

[Laughs]

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Tyrannis: Very funny. Everyone's

very funny during Ice Week.

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[Chewing ice]

Orphan: King Ty, I'm an orphan,

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and I'm wondering,

is it true that

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everyone has a family

during Ice Week?

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Tyrannis: Did I say that?

Kolax: Hey, look!

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A reporter.

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Tyrannis: It's true. There are

no orphans at Ice Week.

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[Crowd cheering]

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Get rid of the kid. No visible

orphans during Ice Week.

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Kolax: You got it, boss.

And, hey,

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go easy on the ice chewing.

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They say it's a sign of

sexual frustration.

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Tyrannis: You're overstepping,

Kolax.

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Deliria: What are you doing?

Surely you're not

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as amazed by ice as they are.

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You lived through an ice age.

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Oh, a grotesque monster

frozen in a moment of terror,

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left to melt

on the side of the street.

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Great party, mortals.

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Shlub: I think

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this is my old friend Opie.

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Deliria: Oh. I'm....sorry?

Shlub: No, he would love

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to have been called grotesque.

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Makes me think of the old days.

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We were quite the terror

in our youth.

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And now here he is, frozen,

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and I would have to assume dead.

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Whereas I...am old.

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Well, as Opie used to say,

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you mess with the snake...

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you get the horns.

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Deliria: Can you stop doing

whatever this is?

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Sadness? I don't like it.

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Shlub: Would that I could,

but I'll do the next best thing

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and stop being sad around you.

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Deliria: Hmm.

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Hippocampus: Thanks for coming

with me all the way out here.

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The witches have the best

deals on magic metals,

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even if they're always

trying to pucker up.

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Witch: Mwah.

Stupendous: No problem.

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What Ty wants, Ty gets, right?

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Even if it's last-minute

magic metals

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to help keep the ice going

for stupid Ice Week.

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Hippocampus: Yeah. I figured

you'd want to get away, too.

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I don't mind running his

errands if it gets me

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out of that circus, right?

Ice Week. Pfft.

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Stupendous: Yeah. Too bad

we have to get back so quick.

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Didn't this chariot have

horses and wheels earlier?

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Witch: Ohh, I can help you

get your horses back,

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for a true love's kiss.

Ha ha ha! Mwah.

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Hippocampus:

Lady, be professional.

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Stupendous: Plus, there's a sign

right over there.

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Witch: No! There goes my

best shot at a first kiss.

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Tina: So, King Ty, we're doing

a little puff vase for Ice Week.

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I'm not from around here,

and I know my vase-lookers

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Want to know: what's so special

about this week?

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Tyrannis: Well...

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♪

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Well, Ice Week celebrates

the human triumph over the ice.

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It's usually really hot here.

So hot here.

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Tina: Right. OK. So, what's

your favorite part of Ice Week?

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Is it the Ice Dance?

I've been hearing a lot

about the Ice Dance.

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Tyrannis: Well, ice brings

people together.

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Tina: Clearly.

You know, they say chewing ice

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is a sign of sexual frustration.

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Do you have any thoughts

about that?

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[Tyrannis gulps]

I thought this was

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supposed to be a puff vase,

not a deep dive

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into whether

King Ty can score or not.

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Always keep things light

during Ice Week.

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Tina: Relax. I was talking about

the ice humpers.

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But I can tell you're

a tough nut to crack.

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Oh, no, Chloe.

Will you excuse me?

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Tyrannis: Please don't leave.

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What are you doing here?

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Orphan: Your goon

tried to drown me.

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Tyrannis: Oh, wow, he really

overshot the assignment.

Very sorry.

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Orphan: I thought there was

no drowning during Ice Week.

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Tyrannis: Listen, this might be

inappropriate to tell a child,

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but there's this reporter here,

and it turns out

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she's simply spectacular.

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It was hard enough when

it was just about

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getting good press coverage, but

now I see it's about that

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and impressing a pretty lady,

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which I'm very close

to doing, so...

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Orphan: No, you're not.

Tyrannis: if you'll just

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make yourself scarce.

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I'm sorry.

What did you just say?

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Orphan: You're not

giving her anything.

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Tina: Knock knock! Sorry.

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I just saw that my daughter

was on her third ice cone

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and I had to get her.

I wish I could have

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left her home with her dad,

but she doesn't have one.

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Orphan: My mom also went away.

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Tina: Is this your son?

Tyrannis: Well...

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Tina: I know it's

not professional to say this,

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but I think it's sexy when a man

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takes responsibility

for his kid,

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stays in the same city

as his kid, and is alive.

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♪

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Tyrannis: Well, I sure do

love this little guy.

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In fact, I think

I might just keep him.

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[Laughter]

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Tina: You really

undersold it before.

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This is such a magical place.

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And you organized

this whole thing,

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all while balancing the

responsibilities of fatherhood?

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Tyrannis: As it turns out,

men can do it all.

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Here. Try this.

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Tina: Hmm. What is it?

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Tyrannis: Frozen yogurt.

I like to call it froyo.

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Tina: I'll just call it

frozen yogurt.

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Tyrannis: I wish you could

hear how uncool you sound.

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Tina: Do you like it, Chloe?

Chloe: Yes, and I like this man.

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Tina: Well, you passed

a crucial test.

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Chloe's chased away

some real contenders.

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Tyrannis: This is

a great treat for kids.

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I take little Ty here

all the time.

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Some say I spoil him.

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Orphan: Yes. That's why

I wear such raggedy clothes.

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My father wants to

keep me humble,

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but he's going to buy me

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a fancy outfit

for the Ice Dance.

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Tyrannis: Hey,

why don't the two of you see

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who can stand under

the biggest icicle?

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[Kids laughing]

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Tina: I have to say, I've never

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seen an unmarried king.

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Tyrannis: Well, I'm a rarity.

Tina: Seriously.

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I mean, it kinda doesn't

matter with kings, right?

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Like, it doesn't have to

do anything with

personality or looks.

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They have money and food.

Tyrannis: Yeah, I--I get it.

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Tina: There's a king in Crimea

who weighs 400 pounds

only in the trunk.

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Jaw can't open, nose is

on the side of his head,

and he's wifed up.

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Tyrannis: Well, I guess

I'm just picky.

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Tina: No, I mean,

the economics alone.

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Who wouldn't have shoved their

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daughter in your face by now?

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Tyrannis: It is a mystery.

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Can we move on?

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Deliria: There you are.

I don't like knowing

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you're so down in the dumps.

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Shlub: Oh, don't worry about me.

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Deliria: I didn't say

I'm worried.

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I said I don't like knowing it.

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But I have

a little surprise that I think

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might turn things around.

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I've been working on it

this whole time.

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Quite a production, in fact.

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A lot more work than I expected

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but I believe it'll be worth it.

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What was that catchphrase

you said

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your old monster friend

used to have?

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Shlub: You mess with

the snake...

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Opie: ...you get the horns!

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Shlub: Opie! You're alive!

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Opie: Yeah!

Your wife here brought me back.

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Speaking of which, wife?

Come on.

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[Shlub laughs]

Opie: Really? You got married?

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How long was I dead for?

Till the Minotaur laid eggs?

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[Laughter]

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Deliria: I don't get it,

so, I'll leave you to it.

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[Both grunting, laughing]

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Stupendous:

Maybe it was stupid to go to

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the witch's hut before Ice Week.

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Hippocampus: Who could have

predicted that the horses

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would steal our wheels

and ride off?

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Stupendous: Why do you think

that's what happened?

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Hippocampus:

I've done experiments.

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Horses are obsessed with wheels.

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Stupendous: Look! Another sign.

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Looks like it's that way

to the horse vendor.

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I might go for a palomino today.

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Hippocampus: Although, Stupe,

hear me out.

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If we go to the river

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and get swept downstream,

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we'll end up at

the Inventors' Guild.

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We can borrow a vessel

and make up a ton of time.

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Stupendous: A "vessel"?

But the horses are right there.

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Why are we making this

more complicated?

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Hippocampus: Trust me.

I've done the calculations.

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What's the big rush?

Did you buy yourself

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a new snowflake gown for

the Ice Dance or something?

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Ha ha!

Stupendous: Ridiculous.

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That would be so

out of character. Like,

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"Look at me, looking good,

trying new things,

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having a good time

with the ice!"

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Hippocampus: Snowflake gown.

[Laughs]

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Crack myself up.

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Tina: You know, I never do this.

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Female vase painter

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getting involved

with her subject.

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It's such a cliche.

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Tyrannis: Well, have any

of your former subjects

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given you a floor of ice

to slip on?

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[People screaming]

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And what about this?

You ever seen

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one of these bad boys before?

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Tina: Yeah, it's a sweater.

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Tyrannis: Well, you're gonna

need it if you're

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gonna go to the Ice Dance.

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It's cold in there.

You need layers.

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Tina: Oh, am I going

to the Ice Dance

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in a personal or

professional capacity?

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Tyrannis: Can't you do both?

As my date in one role

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and a journalist covering me

in the other?

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Tina: I guess so. I'll just

have to disclose it on the vase.

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Chloe: She says she never

does this,

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but you should see her vases.

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They're covered in disclosures.

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[People screaming]

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Shlub: Oh, Opie, it is

good to see you.

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I haven't felt

this young since...

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Opie: You were young.

[Laughter]

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What the hell is this?

Shlub: Monster Hall of Fame.

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Opie: Is that Sean?

Shlub: Yes.

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That bastard gave a good fight.

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We lost him a thousand or so

years after you.

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Opie: Glad to see the thrill

and terror of wanton destruction

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hasn't died down at all.

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Choose death, am I right?

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Shlub: Hmm. Yes. Of course.

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Opie: So, it's all these

humans now, huh?

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They look like little gods.

Shlub: Oh, they're all right.

00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:17,120

Opie: And you said that

there's no Titans anymore.

00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,692

Shlub: Oh, Opie,

so much has changed.

00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:21,529

Opie: Yeah, but

rampaging and pillaging

00:11:21,563 --> 00:11:25,637

and wild, random violence

against humans hasn't changed.

00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:27,541

What? It has?

00:11:27,574 --> 00:11:29,144

Come on.

Not too much, I hope.

00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:32,651

All those years in ice, they got

me really craving blood.

00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:36,091

Shlub: Really? I thought they

might have chilled you out.

00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,995

[Laughs]

00:11:38,029 --> 00:11:39,464

Opie: Shush! Shush, shush.

Man: So, I was like, buddy,

00:11:39,497 --> 00:11:40,634

I don't know what a will is,

00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,070

but I definitely don't need one.

00:11:42,104 --> 00:11:44,040

Man 2: Ha ha ha! Classic. Aah!

00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:46,580

Shlub: No, no, no, no, no, Opie!

00:11:46,613 --> 00:11:48,349

Man: Don't look him in the eye.

Aah!

00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:51,455

Shlub: Opie, we don't really--

Opie: What is going on here?

00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:54,261

Is it not about the death

anymore for you or something?

00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:59,304

Hooah! Here. I see a cowering

shoe salesman. Go get him.

00:11:59,337 --> 00:12:01,509

Salesman: Anything for the sale.

Anything for the sale.

00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:06,652

You snooze, you lose. Ahahaha!

00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:09,457

I don't even have feet.

Hahahaha!

00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:13,199

Ah! You really have

changed, bro.

00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,606

Hippocampus:

The part of the journey

with the most variability

00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,044

was the being swept downstream.

And whether anyone would

00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:20,948

answer the door

at the Inventors' Guild.

00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,019

We should focus on

those triumphs.

00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,589

Stupendous: Why would you

choose to rely on

00:12:24,622 --> 00:12:25,824

a solar-powered vessel

00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,160

this late in the afternoon?

00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:28,764

I never would have agreed

if I knew

00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:30,333

this is what I was

signing up for.

00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,772

Hippocampus: These things

usually go much faster.

00:12:32,805 --> 00:12:34,909

Why are you so upset?

Stupendous: No reason.

00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,512

I just thought we'd

get back to Ice Week

00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,349

in time for the Ice Week Dance.

00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,021

Hippocampus:

Because of the metals?

Ty will get over it.

00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:43,325

Stupendous: So you really

hate Ice Week, huh?

00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,263

Hippocampus: No,

I mean, I don't hate it.

00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:46,833

I just don't like

being stuck out there

00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,637

with the crowds and people.

00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:50,507

Everyone's shoving and noisy

00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:53,312

and their hands are cold. Why?

00:12:54,515 --> 00:12:55,851

Hey. Don't stress.

00:12:55,885 --> 00:12:57,353

It'll still be

Ice Week tomorrow.

00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,491

Stupendous: Will it be, though?

Nobody knows

00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:01,328

how long an Ice Week is.

00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,069

Deliria: Now what's wrong

with you?

00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:06,204

Have you not been having fun

00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:08,276

with your snake creature friend?

00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,413

Shlub: He thinks I'm a joke,

a sellout.

00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:12,985

Seeing myself through his eyes,

I feel older

00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:14,556

even than I did before.

00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:15,658

Deliria: The nerve of you!

00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:16,993

I tried to make you happy,

00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,897

something I've never

done for any man,

00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,634

and now I've done it,

you're sadder.

00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,172

A thank you would be nice.

Shlub: Well, first of all,

00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,143

I don't need you

solving my problems.

00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,247

[Deliria gasps]

I beg your pardon?

00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,418

Shlub: Second of all,

he's right about everything.

00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:33,727

I've become a mascot to humans

and a goddess' pet.

00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,263

I'm sorry I came home.

00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:37,702

I'm going back out to party

with my friend.

00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:39,071

Like the monsters we are!

00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,439

Deliria: You're welcome.

00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:43,246

It really is true what they say.

00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,051

Resurrection is never

worth the trouble.

00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:47,888

Tina: Chloe and I

should get going.

00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,190

Tyrannis: You've got

a lot of layers

00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:50,794

to put on

for the dance tomorrow.

00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:52,264

Kolax:

Boss. I've been looking for you.

00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:54,434

Two things.

First, some ancient monster

00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,606

was rampaging

the town square earlier.

00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,409

Did a lot of gratuitous murder.

00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:01,382

Tina: Monsters rampaging at

Ice Week? That's a huge scoop.

00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:03,987

Tyrannis: I assure you, there's

no rampaging at Ice Week.

00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,024

Kolax: And second--

oh, there he is.

00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:09,097

I'm sorry, Ty.

I thought I drowned him.

00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:11,101

He musta held his breath

or something.

00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:12,470

Tyrannis: That's enough, Kolax.

Tina: Ty,

00:14:12,504 --> 00:14:13,941

what's he talking about?

00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:16,044

Tyrannis: Nothing.

It's--it's fine now.

00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:18,950

Everything is fine.

Kolax: My boss King Ty

00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,787

told me to kill this orphan.

00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,324

Tyrannis: No, no, no, I didn't.

00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:24,094

Kolax: Yeah, you--you said

to kill him.

00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:26,231

Tyrannis: Not the case!

Kolax: And I did.

00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:29,104

I am not a liar.

The kid held his breath.

00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,843

If anything, he's the liar

for pretending to be dead.

00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:34,080

Tyrannis: I did not say

kill the orphan.

00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,917

I said get rid of the orphan,

00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:38,857

which is not

the winning argument

00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,761

I think I thought it was.

00:14:40,795 --> 00:14:42,163

Tina: I have a vase to paint.

00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:44,902

Tyrannis: Great.

Why not just tell her

00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,338

I'm sexually frustrated, too?

00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:48,610

Orphan: She definitely

already knows.

00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,356

Shlub: Oh, that's the sad

kind of drinking.

00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:58,530

Hate to see it.

So, what happened?

00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:01,168

Tyrannis: I blew it with

this girl. Why are you sad?

00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,139

Shlub: I have a little

monster incident to deal with.

00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,243

Tyrannis: The one who did

all the murdering last night?

00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:08,650

Shlub: I know, I know, and there

are no rampages during Ice Week.

00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:11,355

I'll take care of it.

So, tell me about this girl.

00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,927

I can see you're

sexually frustrated.

00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:15,430

Tyrannis: But I'm not even

chewing ice right now.

00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:16,933

Shlub: What does ice

have to do with it?

00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,036

Tyrannis: I don't know.

I don't

00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:19,304

understand the connection.

00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:20,841

I just want what

you and Mom have.

00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,210

Shlub: Just be honest with her,

00:15:22,243 --> 00:15:23,547

and I'll be honest with you.

00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,686

You'll never have

what your mom and I have

00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,892

because we're very, very hot.

00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:31,162

Stupendous: Maybe you're right.

00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:33,633

All that

bullcrap about Ice Week.

00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,103

It's all bullcrap.

00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:36,806

Hippocampus:

I didn't say that exactly.

00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,180

Hey, you seem pretty hung up

about the dance all of a sudden.

00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:42,317

Stupendous: Well, you know

about the snowflake gown.

00:15:42,351 --> 00:15:43,954

Hippocampus: I was just

making that up.

00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:45,156

Stupendous:

Well, the gown is real,

00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,860

and it's exquisite.

00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:48,495

It really hugs my curves.

00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,068

Hippocampus: OK, so,

you don't hate Ice Week.

00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,538

Why didn't you just tell me?

00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,241

You didn't want me

to think you're a loser?

00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,345

Stupendous: Since when

do I care what you think?

00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:59,151

Being a ruthless killing machine

can get a little lonely.

00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:01,221

Not a ton of people

want to hang out.

00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:03,727

Hippocampus: I never would have

purposely sabotaged Ice Week

00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:05,063

if I knew how you felt.

00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,231

Stupendous: Well, it turns out

Ice Week

00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:07,868

really is stupid after all.

00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,471

-What do you mean?

-You know what they say:

00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:11,208

When you tell the truth

during Ice Week,

00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,545

you get your ice wish.

00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:13,647

Well, I wish we'd be there

00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,816

in time for the Ice Dance,

00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,385

and that's not gonna happen.

00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:18,322

Hippocampus: Hold on.

I think I have an idea.

00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,261

This might not work.

And if it doesn't,

00:16:21,295 --> 00:16:24,702

we're both gonna look like

idiots. And probably drown.

00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:27,240

Stupendous: Well, those two

things cancel each other out!

00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,509

Hippocampus: Do they?

[Ice cracking]

00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:31,081

Hippocampus: Let's go!

00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,320

[Panting]

00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,662

Shlub: There you are.

Deliria: Having fun at last?

00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:40,601

Shlub: No, I was having fun

before all this.

00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:43,740

If I had only remembered

when I first saw that ice

00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,476

that "You can only be so old

00:16:45,511 --> 00:16:47,848

when you're smashing

solid gold."

00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,184

Deliria: That is what they say.

00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,319

Shlub: I'm sorry for ever

00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:52,156

questioning how lucky I am.

00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,027

Deliria: Well, it was

insane of me to find fault

00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,296

in you being unhappy.

00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:57,133

You're allowed to be unhappy

00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,404

as long as you keep

giving me that slappy.

00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:01,342

Shlub: Another classic

expression.

00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,279

[People gasp, scream]

Opie: Shlub!

00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:05,116

There's a whole lotta

humans gathering.

00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,719

You want to see if anyone

can put up a real fight?

00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:09,091

Shlub: You know what, Opie?

I know the perfect place

00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:11,461

for some good, old-fashioned

carnage. Come with me.

00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,504

Opie: Oh, man, I'm so glad

you had a change of heart.

00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:18,743

Who are we gonna kill? Oh,

maybe we take on the gods again.

00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:20,379

Oh! Your wife?

00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,283

Shlub: The woman I treasure

more than life itself?

00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:24,387

Quite the escalation.

Opie: I know, right?

00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,926

What better way to choose death

than murdering someone you love?

00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,763

Shlub: I know what you mean,

old pal.

00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,767

Let me just pick something up.

00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:37,047

Opie: Wow. Respect, man.

That's hardcore.

00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,585

[Coughing] You think

I made the wall?

00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:42,224

Shlub: Yes, buddy.

I think you did.

00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:44,729

Opie: Uhh!

[Thud]

00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,832

♪

[Indistinct chatter]

00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,344

Tyrannis: Ugh, what now?

Orphan: Listen, man,

00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:54,214

I have to tell you something.

Tyrannis: OK.

00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,084

Orphan: I'm not an orphan.

I'm actually

00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,454

an apprentice butcher.

00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,558

I'm 23 years old.

I was playing you.

00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,696

-But why?

-Let's not get judgy.

00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:05,369

I just wanted 3 squares a day,

just like you wanted Tina.

00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,206

By the way, she's also

a soulless monster

00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:08,543

who uses children as props.

00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:10,947

Maybe you two are

made for each other.

00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:12,416

Tyrannis: Made for each other?

00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,487

♪

00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:19,566

Hey. I'm surprised you came.

00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,234

Tina: Why? I have to finish

my story.

00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,805

Tyrannis: I owe you

an explanation.

00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,374

I owe you the truth.

00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:26,178

Tina: Is it that

you pretended that an orphan

00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,514

you had recently tried

to get murdered

00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,217

was your son

in order to win my trust?

00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,386

Tyrannis: That's one truth.

00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,123

But much like at this dance,

00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:33,660

there are layers.

00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:36,031

OK, so, the truth is,

I am sexually frustrated

00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,568

and I was keeping it a secret

from everyone.

00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:39,170

Tina: No, you weren't.

Everyone knew.

00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,807

Tyrannis: Right. OK.

How about this?

00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,043

My fake orphan son

00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:43,178

isn't an orphan at all.

00:18:43,211 --> 00:18:44,782

He's a weirdly young-looking

00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:47,186

adult con man.

And a butcher's assistant.

00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,623

I don't know why

he has that job.

00:18:48,656 --> 00:18:50,326

You'd think he could make

a decent living

00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,662

just as a con man.

00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:54,200

Maybe he likes meat?

Or hates animals?

00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,038

At any rate, he was playing me,

00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:57,908

just like I was playing you.

00:18:57,942 --> 00:19:01,314

And perhaps you were playing...

00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,520

No? Nothing you wanted to share?

00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,626

You know if you tell the truth

during Ice Week,

00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:07,894

you get an ice wish.

00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:13,239

Tina: Well, while we're spewing

truths, Chloe's not my daughter.

00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:14,875

She's just a kid I found

when I was drunk.

00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,613

And then I kept her around

because she was useful

00:19:16,646 --> 00:19:18,717

in getting my subjects

to lower their guards.

00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,754

But I gotta tell you,

she's getting on my nerves.

00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,524

You think you can

get your goon to drown her?

00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:24,261

[Gasp] Never mind.

Don't ask him.

00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:26,297

That can be my ice wish.

00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:33,311

Tyrannis: I think I'm in love.

Stupendous: We made it!

00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:35,016

Tyrannis: Stupe, you look great!

00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,387

Stupendous: Thank you! Uhh!

00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,958

Oh, my gosh,

this ice is like water.

00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,737

People: Wow! Ooh!

00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:47,440

♪

00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:49,645

Stupendous: Ohh!

Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!

00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:54,120

Yeah. Come on.

[Stupendous and Hippocampus

laugh]

00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:55,456

Hippocampus: Whoo!

Deliria: It's what

00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:56,726

he would have wanted.

00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,828

Shlub: Absolutely.

00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:59,531

Just look at that smile.

00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,772

Tyrannis, voice-over: And that's

the thing about Ice Week.

00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:04,141

It's just like life.

00:20:04,174 --> 00:20:07,080

Everyone tells the truth.

Everyone lies.

00:20:07,113 --> 00:20:09,952

There's real magic.

There's false magic.

00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:13,826

It's cold. It's wet.

And it ends.

00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,028

[Kids laughing]

Tyrannis: Get back here, Orphan!

00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,454

[Explosions]

00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,399

Richard: Well, I guess

this is good-bye, then.

00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,574

Julia: Uhh. Richard, wait.

You forgot something.

00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:12,577

Richard: Oh, right.

My shawl.

00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:17,721

Both: [Muffled speech]

[Richard laughs]

00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:19,858

Phil: Wow. I can't believe

all three of us

00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:22,597

were stuck that whole time

and now we're in love.

00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:23,933

Richard and Julia:

[Muffled speech]

00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,302

Man: Did you get any of that?

00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:28,843

Person: Bento.

[Cheering]