Орехи Аида

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Deliria:

Don't just stare at him.

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Help him up and try again.

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Shlub: Be patient with them,

darling. They'll learn.

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Tyrannis: Mother, please

don't tell me those mice are

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the servants.

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Deliria: You just told me not

to tell you.

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Was there something else, or...?

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Tyrannis: Turn them back

right now.

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Deliria: Fine!

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Men: Aah!

[Men speaking gibberish]

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Tyrannis: I know neither of you

is exactly a humanitarian...

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Deliria: Ha ha!

What would that even mean?

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Tyrannis: but the Axmen's Guild

is coming

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for executioner auditions and--

Hippocampus: Axmen's Guild?

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They're the best in the biz,

artists of capital punishment.

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Wouldn't we have to

audition to hire one of them?

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Tyrannis:

Yes. That's the problem!

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They take enormous pride

in what they do.

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They won't work with you if they

get the sense you're kill-happy,

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all killy-willy-nilly.

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They need to know

you take death seriously.

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Hippocampus: Hence the slogan:

"Because life is not cheap."

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Deliria: Of course it's cheap.

You lot were free.

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Besides, all humans die.

Who cares when or why

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or with what degree of savagery?

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Tyrannis: Humans do, Mom!

And the Axmen's Guild does!

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Have you not been

paying attention?

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Shlub: Ha! I'm sorry.

I was just thinking about

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those hilarious servant mice.

Shall we go again, darling?

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Tyrannis: All right. That's it.

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It's past time you learned

the most basic tenets

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of our modern world--

that human life matters.

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Deliria: Ugh!

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Tyrannis: I mean,

Stupe is a bloodthirsty soldier.

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She understands this.

Stupendous: Oh, yeah, for sure.

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Life--special,

relationships--valuable.

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What's not to get? I have to go.

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[Servant sniffs, then chitters]

Tyrannis: See?

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And now we have

to lock up all the cheese.

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♪

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[Growls]

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Stupendous: All right,

death machine. Let's do this.

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♪

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Stupendous: Hey, Prack.

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Prack: Hey, Stupe.

You're looking good.

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Stupendous:

I've been drinking water.

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[Theme music playing]

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♪

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♪ Ooh! ♪

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♪

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[Yells]

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[Laughter]

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Prack: Uh!

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♪

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Stupendous: Whoa!

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Wow. That was...

Prack: Amazing!

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I think that was

our best kill yet.

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Daimon: Stop hunting me!

Stupendous: Stop eating corpses.

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Daimon: It's my job.

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[Both chuckle]

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♪

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Stupendous: Man, I can't get

magma shakes like these

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back home. So spicy.

[Burps]

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Prack: It feels like

I've known you my entire death.

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I wonder if we knew each other

when we were alive.

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Stupendous: Yeah, me, too.

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Too bad both of our

memories got wiped.

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Whatever we did up there,

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it couldn't have been better

than this.

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Prack: Want to go fight

that skeleton army that

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uses the bones of another

skeleton army as weapons?

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Stupendous: Ugh! Sorry.

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The magma shake is running

right through me. Gotta go!

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♪

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[Stupendous gasps]

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Hippocampus:

Have you been using my stuff?

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Stupendous:

It was just one time.

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Hippocampus:

You drank an entire jug

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of death poppy poison

to die once?

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Stupendous: Once each. 50 times.

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Hippocampus: You realize

if something went wrong,

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you'd be dead forever?

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Stupendous:

Is that the worst thing?

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Hippocampus: Yes!

It's literally the worst thing

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and not to mention

a waste of valuable resources.

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All for what, a little vacation?

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Am I supposed to not

know it's Prack?

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Stupendous: Well, I--I mean...

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they are my old rival...

Hippocampus: Do they like you?

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Stupendous: I think so...

Hippocampus: Prack pals around

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with a lot

of important dead people.

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Stupendous: I don't know.

I guess. Sometimes.

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Hippocampus: I'm going to help

you go back to Hades,

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but I need you to do

something for me.

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Stupendous:

What did you have in mind?

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Tyrannis: All right.

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To prove we're worthy of

the world's best executioners,

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you two are going to need to

learn the value of human life.

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We'll start with the basics.

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Humans aren't just things

you can turn into other things.

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Deliria: Mm,

that has not been my experience.

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Tyrannis: You need to understand

that each human being is unique,

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passing through the world

with their own hopes and dreams.

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But you don't need

to hear it from me.

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You're going to learn it

for yourselves.

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[Clap clap]

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Deliria: Let me guess. You

want us to have sex with them,

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so that we appreciate

the beauty and fragility

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of humanity?

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Shlub: You don't have

to ask me twice.

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I'll take you to pound town,

my good fellow.

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Tyrannis: On the contrary,

these humans are

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not to have sex with.

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They're violent criminals

who have been sentenced to death

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for their dreadful crimes--

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Shlub: Stop making it hotter.

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Tyrannis:

and are therefore candidates

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for the Axmen auditions.

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You are going to prove you

appreciate the value

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of all human life by keeping

these two prisoners alive

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for an entire day,

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so you can finally

see the fragility of life

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and the beauty of its

impermanence, and we can get

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an absolute genius of

head-removal

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on our murder staff.

Got it? Got it? Good.

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Deliria: So all we have

to do is keep them alive?

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Well, that's the easiest

assignment I've ever heard of.

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Shall we go for a walk?

Shlub: Splendid idea.

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Prisoners: Aah!

[Thud, thud]

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Deliria:

Oh, they are quite dead.

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Shlub: I was going

to take him to pound town.

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Hippocampus: These are artifacts

I stole from the underworld.

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Stupendous:

You stole from Hades?

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Hippocampus: It's his fault

for having so much great stuff,

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like this obsidian fang.

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[Clink]

Sorry.

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But he caught me,

so I'm banished.

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There's pictures of me

at every entrance.

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I'm locked out.

Stupendous: Whoa.

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If you're banished from Hades,

what happens when you die?

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Hippocampus: I don't know.

It's like

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a figure-it-out-when-we-

get-to-it situation.

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Really scary to think about,

so don't change the subject.

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We're talking about you now.

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Hades has a palace,

and in that palace are

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unimaginable treasures,

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and I have a shopping list.

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Stupendous: I can't

just go into Hades' palace.

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He's the top dog.

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He's so powerful,

his name is the same name

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as the place where he lives.

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Wait a minute.

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Are you saying you want me

to keep killing myself but use

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the realest relationship in

my life just so I can pull off

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some kind of secret underworld

robbery for you?

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Hippocampus: Yeah.

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Stupendous: OK. Just

making sure I was following.

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Yeah, I'm in.

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Stupendous: And after

I ripped all his legs off,

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the centipede man said

I could have his apartment

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on the other side of the lake,

so you'll

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be seeing a lot more of me.

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Prack: Really?

We can be together?

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Stupendous: I mean,

I still gotta go back

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every once in a while.

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I got my wolf there.

I like my bed. You know.

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Hey, what do you know

about Hades?

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Prack: I've met him

a couple times.

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My buddy's his bodyguard.

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Stupendous: You think your buddy

could get us a job like that?

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Guard: So you want

to work for the big guy, huh?

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Stupendous: Yeah.

How do we get a job like yours?

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Guard: Well, I got mine

by killing the last bodyguard--

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Prack: Stupe!

That was my friend.

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Guard: No, no, no.

It was a good kill.

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I'll set up a meeting.

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Hades: Good to have

you two on board.

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So here's the drill.

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The problem with the underworld

is there's nothing beneath it,

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which means my problems

stay my problems forever.

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And, sure, I can throw

the worst of them in the pit,

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but the pit can't

solve all my problems.

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Plus, it's not soundproof.

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Sisyphus: Hey, Tantalus,

rise and grind, huh?

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Tantalus: Working hard

or hardly working.

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Am I right, Arke?

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Arke: Do one thing

every day that scares you!

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Hades:

You're not saying anything.

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Sisyphus:

Dream big, think small.

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Hades: Ugh!

Frankly, I don't like

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to be the bad guy down here.

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I like other guys to

be the bad guys.

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You see that palace?

That's my palace.

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I want you to kill anyone

who comes to my palace.

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And when they get up,

you keep killing them

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until they get the message.

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You do that for me,

one day you'll have

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a palace of your own.

How's that sound?

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Stupendous: It sounds amazing.

Hades: The dream, right?

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Warriors, partners--maybe more--

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fighting by each other's side

for all eternity.

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So, do we have a deal?

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Hypnos: Uh, Hades,

can we talk about--

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Hypnos: Oh, OK.

Well, not a good time I guess.

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Hades: Still gonna need

a yes or a no.

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Stupendous: Oh. Then, yes.

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♪

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[Growling]

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♪

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Shlub: No,

that's not quite right.

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Tyrannis will know we swapped

him. He had a sexier brow

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and a bigger nose.

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Man: I'm sorry.

What are we doing here?

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Shlub: We need to make

the two of you look like

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the other ones we had.

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I don't think two noses is

right.

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Deliria: Maybe a third

to balance him out.

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Man: You're talking

about Hector and Georgios?

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Deliria:

Oh, they had names. That's fun.

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Yes, they died.

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Shlub: Quite horribly,

I'm afraid.

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Did mine have antlers?

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No, I'm remembering

something else.

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Man: Oh, man.

They were good guys.

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Deliria: I thought they

were violent criminals.

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Man: Well, sure,

but great guys in here.

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We all make mistakes.

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I mean, yeah, I stole

a little fruit--

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like, four or five houses

full of fruit--

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but does that

mean I'm irredeemable?

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Deliria:

Hardly even seems like a crime.

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What are you in for?

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Man wearing antlers:

Murder. But it's not my fault.

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I got into a bar fight

with one of those bleeder guys.

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Shlub: Oh, I've been there.

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One little scratch, and they're

like, "Ooh, I'm one of

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those bleeder guys.

I've got that bleeding thing."

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Well, maybe you shouldn't

have taken my chair.

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Man wearing antlers: Exactly!

Deliria: You chaps are fun.

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Who wants wine? Does anyone

want wine? I'm getting wine.

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I got sixty barrels.

Will that be enough?

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Oh, who am I kidding?

I'll get sixty more.

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Hippocampus: I gotta say, you

and I make a pretty good team.

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Can I show you

some of the booty?

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Stupendous:

Are you coming on to me?

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Hippocampus: Not that booty.

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I should have said, Do you want

to see some of the treasure?

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Stupendous: Is that

what you call your front booty?

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Hippocampus: No!

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This thing here, armor made from

Charybdis scales. Impenetrable.

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Minotaur horn. It's both

an aphrodisiac and a whistle.

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Dragon teeth.

They explode on contact.

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Ankle wings, magic stones,

and if you drink this potion,

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you shoot fire out of your eyes.

Right, Scott?

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Scott:

Not just your eyes. Every hole.

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Every hole!

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Stupendous: So cool.

Come on. Send me back.

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Hippocampus:

Slow your roll, partner.

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We gotta be careful about this.

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You're already developing

a tolerance for the antidote.

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Stupendous: Then use more.

00:10:58,717 --> 00:11:00,020

Come on. I gotta see Prack.

00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,123

Hippocampus:

You know you're drawn to people

00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:03,960

who are unavailable.

Stupendous: Name one other time.

00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:05,765

Hippocampus: The Witch King

with a thousand wives,

00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,135

that Ice Goddess who

froze anyone she touched,

00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:09,573

He Who Cannot Love.

00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:11,710

Stupendous: That's all

in the past. Prack is--

00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,445

Hippocampus: Dead,

not living in this world,

00:11:13,613 --> 00:11:16,686

not a real option for you.

Stupendous: I was going to say

00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:18,824

a beautiful person

inside and out.

00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,493

What do you care what I do

as long as it

00:11:20,594 --> 00:11:21,830

gets you your trinkets?

00:11:21,963 --> 00:11:23,701

Hippocampus:

Fine. Just be careful.

00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,170

And while you're down there,

see if you can get

00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,508

more information on this

mirror that doesn't show...

00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,311

reflections.

00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:30,848

Hades: Closed. Closed.

00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:35,323

And...open!

Welcome home, you two.

00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:36,760

Stupendous: Are you serious?

00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,164

This is bigger than

the palace I live in...

00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:40,834

in my mind.

00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,674

I have a vivid

but modest imagination.

00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,711

Hades: You're the best

bodyguards I ever had.

00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:47,313

You feel like family.

00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,484

Why don't you two join me

for dinner tonight?

00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:52,257

Prack: Hey, Stupe,

00:11:52,391 --> 00:11:53,660

will you marry me?

00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:55,797

I don't totally know what it is,

00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:58,436

but I know I want to

do it with you.

00:11:58,537 --> 00:11:59,539

Stupendous: Oh, wow!

00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:02,243

I mean, of course my answer is--

00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:04,348

No!

Prack: Oh. No?

00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:07,621

Stupendous: No,

not no to you. I gotta run

00:12:07,688 --> 00:12:09,224

and not 'cause

you're so available.

00:12:09,324 --> 00:12:11,930

I love how available you are.

No!

00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:14,367

Hippocampus:

What the hell was that?

00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:16,405

I've been trying to bring

you back for an hour.

00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:18,844

It's like your soul

didn't want to come back.

00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,548

Stupendous: You don't just get

to just pull me out

00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:22,183

whenever you feel like it.

00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,923

Hippocampus: Actually, I do,

because you're working for me.

00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,494

Stupendous:

I have a life down there, OK?

00:12:27,628 --> 00:12:28,797

Hippocampus:

Don't you mean a death?

00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:31,202

Stupendous: Ignorant...

and hack!

00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,841

Tyrannis: Mom, Dad, you did it!

Shlub: Hmm?

00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:35,443

Tyrannis: I see you took care

of your humans,

00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:37,047

and from the looks of it,

entertained them as well.

00:12:37,114 --> 00:12:39,250

Shlub: But where are

the two we had?

00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:40,921

Tyrannis: Oh, I took them away.

They're due to get executed

00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:43,426

as a trial run

by the Axmen's Guild.

00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:44,929

Shlub: Are you mad?

00:12:45,063 --> 00:12:46,566

The prisoners you took

don't look

00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,202

anything like Hector

and Georgios.

00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:49,505

Tyrannis: Who?

00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:50,908

Deliria: One of them

had three noses.

00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,644

Tyrannis: That did seem weird,

but I thought

00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,047

maybe I'd just missed it

the first time.

00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:55,951

Deliria: You cannot

execute Jerry and Jacob.

00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,222

They are not execution material.

Shlub: One's a petty thief

00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:00,961

and the other one killed one of

those bleeder people.

00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:02,932

Tyrannis: Ah, well, that does

cause a bit of a problem.

00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:05,804

If I step in now, we'll

definitely lose the Guild...

00:13:05,905 --> 00:13:07,240

Deliria: Two relatively

innocent people

00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,278

will lose their heads.

They are human beings.

00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:11,583

Tyrannis: Oh, relax, Mother.

You passed the course.

00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:14,154

you can stop pretending

you internalized the lesson.

00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:17,662

Deliria: I did internalize

the lesson. Stop the execution.

00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:20,500

Tyrannis: But the Axmen's Guild!

00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:23,305

Yup, it's sinking in.

00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:24,976

Wait! Stop the...

00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:27,549

[Ax cuts twice]

execution.

00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,821

And the ax guy's mad, too.

00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:32,691

Hippocampus: We need to talk.

00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,027

Stupendous:

Where's the death machine?

00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,597

Hippocampus:

I got that mirror working.

00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,433

Turns out

it's a window to Hades.

00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,071

Prack: Where'd she go? Stupe?

00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:40,707

Hippocampus: Prack's telling

all their friends

00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,110

that you two

are getting married.

00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:44,148

You're in too deep.

I'm pulling you out.

00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,452

Stupendous: What?

You gotta let me go back.

00:13:46,553 --> 00:13:48,222

Hippocampus: No. I never

should have let you go

00:13:48,356 --> 00:13:49,559

in the first place.

00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:51,530

I haven't been a very good

brother. This ends now.

00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,633

Stupendous: Now that I already

got you everything you wanted

00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,004

from down there.

Hippocampus: N--no!

00:13:56,105 --> 00:13:58,309

There's still a few treasures...

I think.

00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:00,881

Stupendous: I know you keep

poison on you at all times.

00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,918

Hippocampus: That's

my walking-around poison.

00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:11,603

♪

00:14:11,669 --> 00:14:13,206

Prack: There you are.

00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:15,678

So do you have an answer for me?

00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,280

Hades: The answer is no.

00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:22,758

Your girlfriend isn't who

you think. She's not even dead.

00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:24,762

Prack: What?

Hades: That's right.

00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:27,635

She used you to get close to me

so she could steal from me.

00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:29,805

Prack: Stupe, is this true?

00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:31,543

Stupendous: I can explain.

00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,079

Everything he said is true.

00:14:33,179 --> 00:14:35,016

Shoot. I shouldn't have

explained.

00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,621

Hades: And now I'm super mad!

00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:39,057

Hades:

And you're going in the pit.

00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:41,161

Stupendous: Why Prack?

They're innocent.

00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:42,898

Hades: I'm not

doing this to hurt Prack.

00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,903

I'm doing it to hurt you.

00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,940

And you're banished.

Stupendous: Wait.

00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,044

What does that mean happens

when I die?

00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,082

Are you're not gonna tell me?

00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,520

No one could go through

life not knowing that.

00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,422

Stupendous: No!

00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,943

♪

00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:07,949

Tantalus:

Hey, work hard. Play harder.

00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:09,251

Sisyphus:

The hustle never stops.

00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:12,057

Prack: Wake up

and smell the...hustle.

00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:13,794

Sisyphus: Yeah!

Tantalus: All right!

00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,062

Hades: Do you know

why you're doing this?

00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:16,866

Prack: Huh?

Hades: Long story short,

00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:19,070

you're being constantly

reminded of downfall.

00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:21,007

Do you get it, Stupendous?

00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:23,145

I assume you're watching through

my special mirror,

00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:25,984

which I know I banished you,

but I really want that back

00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,989

because, you know, it's cool

and it belonged to someone

00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,895

I cared about and I

had to kill her to get it, so...

00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:32,264

Prack: Who's Stupendous?

00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,234

Hades: Oh, and I wiped

their memory.

00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,238

Hippocampus: Well, at least we

know what the mirror is now.

00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:38,408

Stupendous: Shh!

Hades: I'll make you a deal.

00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:41,382

Kill yourself one last time

and bring back my stuff,

00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,285

especially that mirror

because I really like it,

00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:46,593

and I might think about

letting Prack out of the pit.

00:15:46,726 --> 00:15:48,262

Hades out.

00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:51,168

Stupendous:

Oh, I'll bring him his stuff.

00:15:51,302 --> 00:16:07,166

♪

00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,903

Hippocampus: Stupe!

Stupendous: What?

00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,574

Hippocampus: I was gonna say,

00:16:10,674 --> 00:16:14,582

I am very excited

to watch you use that stuff.

00:16:14,716 --> 00:16:16,318

Stupendous: Me, too!

00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:20,059

♪

00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:22,197

Guard: Hey, you're not

allowed in.

00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,669

Stupendous: And you're not

allowed to have a head.

00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:28,108

[Blow lands]

Guard: That was awesome!

00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,288

Prack: Uh, hello?

00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:36,058

Stupendous: Listen to me,

your name is Prack.

00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,694

In life, we were enemies,

00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:41,536

but in death, we became friends,

more than friends.

00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:42,804

I'm in love with you,

00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,374

and not because

you're not available

00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:47,615

or I have a death wish,

but because you're an equal,

00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:48,950

and I don't have many of those.

00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,421

I died a thousand times

to be with you,

00:16:51,556 --> 00:16:55,931

and I'll die a thousand more

times to bring back what we had.

00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,269

Prack:

You said my name is Prack?

00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:01,174

Stupendous: Yeah. We can start

there. You're Prack.

00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:04,515

I'm Stupendous.

Prack: You really are.

00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,384

♪

00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:10,860

Hades: Seriously?

00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,196

And you didn't even

bring the mirror?

00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:15,637

I am really getting sick of you.

[Yells]

00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,444

Tyrannis: So--

00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:21,348

Deliria: I think we

just don't talk about it.

00:17:21,481 --> 00:17:23,218

Tyrannis: Yeah? Not at all?

Can we--can we do that?

00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,789

Deliria: Of course. Why not?

00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:26,124

Tyrannis: It's just we've been

00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:27,928

through this whole thing

together.

00:17:28,029 --> 00:17:30,132

You don't think we need to do

a recap or a...post-mortem?

00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:31,969

Deliria: Nope.

I think we can move on.

00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:33,707

Shlub: Yeah, a week from now,

00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:36,244

who's even gonna remember?

00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:39,852

Tyrannis: Do we still have

any of that cheese?

00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:42,257

Stupendous: You let them go.

00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:44,394

Hades: I don't take orders

from people in the pit.

00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,699

Stupendous: Then we'll just

have to get out of the pit.

00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,135

Sisyphus!

00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,607

Hades: What are you doing? No!

00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:53,914

Sisyphus: Whoa. All this core

work has really paid off.

00:17:54,014 --> 00:17:55,617

[Groans]

00:17:55,751 --> 00:18:04,969

♪

00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,473

Hades: Get back in there! No!

00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,643

[All grunting]

00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:11,248

[Yells]

00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,854

♪

00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,593

[Yells]

00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,728

[Yells]

00:18:17,895 --> 00:18:34,595

♪

00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:36,498

[Both yell]

00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:41,909

♪

00:18:44,348 --> 00:18:48,422

Hades: The first one's free,

but the nex--Aah!

00:18:48,557 --> 00:18:49,491

[Coughs]

00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:52,831

Hades: That's right.

Get it all o--Uh! Uh! Uh!

00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,436

Lava creature: Hey, man,

I think he's had enough.

00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:58,041

[Stupendous yells]

Hades: No! No, no, no! No!

00:18:58,141 --> 00:19:02,316

Ow! Ow. Ow.

00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:06,225

Hades: I am getting

really tired of y--oof!

00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,295

[Hades growls]

Stupendous: Get used to it.

00:19:08,361 --> 00:19:10,934

Hades: Then you get used

to me wiping Prack's memories.

00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,504

[Snaps fingers]

00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:16,311

Prack: I am Pra-- Wait.

I was just saying something?

00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:19,217

Hades: I can do this

all existence.

00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,956

Stupendous: So can I.

00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,496

But I don't want that for Prack.

00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,101

You don't want to be a bad guy?

Let Prack go.

00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,939

Let them live in

the palace you gave us.

00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:31,543

And in return, I'll leave

00:19:31,643 --> 00:19:34,081

instead of staying here

and ripping your arms off

00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,584

and beating you

with them forever.

00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:39,057

Hades: I mean, in

a way, that does sound easier.

00:19:39,123 --> 00:19:40,593

Done.

00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:48,977

♪

00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:51,348

Stupendous:

You won't remember me,

00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,085

but maybe you'll remember this.

00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:56,725

My answer is yes.

[Kiss]

00:19:56,826 --> 00:20:05,076

♪

00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:08,950

Hippocampus:

OK, when I tell you to--

00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,453

Stupendous: Aah!

00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:11,856

Hippocampus: Stupe!

You're alive! Say something.

00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:13,025

Are you OK?

00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,461

Stupendous: It's over.

00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:16,766

I let Prack go.

I'll never see them again.

00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,839

Hippocampus: Correction:

You may never meet Prack again.

00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:23,445

As for seeing Prack again...

00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:25,516

♪

00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:29,024

Stupendous: I can make do with

this for a while. Thanks, bro.

00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,894

[Servants chittering]

00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:38,777

♪

00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:42,316

[Sighs]

00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,688

Daimon:

Can we just do this later?

00:20:44,755 --> 00:20:47,728

Wife: I don't know, Eury.

Can we feed our children later?

00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,700

Did you not bring home

any corpses for them to eat?

00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,605

Eurynomos: But you

don't know the day I've had.

00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:54,440

Wife: Because you don't tell me.

00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:57,046

You come home after the kids

are asleep and go downstairs

00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:58,683

to play with your

damn toy skeletons.

00:20:58,749 --> 00:21:01,088

Eurynomos: OK, they are

model skeletons, and they are

00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:02,825

the only outlet for my stress.

00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,494

Wife: Because

you won't sleep with me!

00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:07,934

Eurynomos: Because you

find me repulsive. Admit it.

00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,141

Wife: Eury, I--No. I don't.

00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,711

Come here. Please come here.

00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,615

Eurynomos: Every time I go

to the lake of fire

00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:16,552

and find corpses,

these two crazy warriors

00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:19,559

just start killing me.

Like, it's fun for them.

00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,698

Wife: You'll find corpses

tomorrow, OK?

00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:23,967

[Awk, awk]

00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,637

Dan: Did you get any of that?

00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,645

Person: Bento.

[Cheering]