Мистер Бугенс

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we throw at birds are, in fact,

the same rocks

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that randomly fall out

of the sky onto people.

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Miriam: So, what, we're just

supposed to sit back

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and let that hawk

with a knife stab us dead?

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Joshua: Yeah! Your brother

strapped a knife to that thing,

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and now we're done for.

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You don't know true fear

until you've been

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face to face

with the Knife-Hawk.

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Tyrannis: I want to stop

Knife-Hawk

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as much as the next guy.

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Just be mindful

is all I'm saying.

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We're in a city now, we're

a lot more densely packed,

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which brings me to my next item.

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Who can tell

me what these things are?

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Kayleigh: A piece of a vase,

some dirty cloth,

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and chicken bones?

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Tyrannis: That's what

they used to be called,

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but now I'm giving them

a different name--garbage.

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All of this is garbage,

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and there's too much of it

everywhere.

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Joshua: You're telling me

those three different things

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are now one thing?

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Tyrannis: Don't get hung up

on the word,

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even though it was perfect.

The point is--

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Miriam: So if I want

to chew on a chicken bone,

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I have to say

"Pass the garbage"?

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Tyrannis: If you want

a chicken bone,

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you can still say,

"Pass the chicken bone."

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But once it's on the ground,

it's garbage.

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Joshua: So now things have

different words

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depending on whether or not

they're on the ground?

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Scott: I'm on the ground.

Am I garbage?

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Tyrannis: No. Look, once again,

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the word thing was just

a fun little way to start.

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Scott: You basically just

killed the entire concept

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of conversation.

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"Hi, garbage?

How's your wife and garbage?

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Nice garbage you're wearing."

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Is this how we're living now?!

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Joshua: Yeah,

walk me through this.

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Why aren't we all sometimes

garbage in this new paradigm?

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Citizens: Yeah.

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Tyrannis:

Look, let me start again.

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Stuff is piling up, and we

need to do something about it.

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Nothing is more important than--

[Hawk screeching]

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Knife-Hawk!

[Citizens screaming]

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[Theme music playing]

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♪

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♪

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♪ Ooh!

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Stupendous: Mmm.

Now, that's lamb cooked rare--

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bloody on the inside

and a little bit of wool

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on the outside.

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Tyrannis: Well, I just had

a swing and a mi--aah!

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Ugh. Stupe!

Stupendous: What?

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It's not my fault

you can't walk on bones.

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Tyrannis: I just talked to

my citizens about

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cleaning up after themselves.

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They didn't get it, and it seems

like you don't either. Mom!

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Shlub:

Furious entrance, darling!

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Deliria: I have a reason

to be furious.

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I've just been to my temple.

What is he doing on the floor?

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Shlub: Ty gets off

on collecting old food,

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and he wants everyone in town

to do it, too.

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There's an element

of humiliation to it.

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Deliria: Right.

So as I was saying,

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I was just at my temple,

and there

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wasn't a single offering there.

Can you believe it?

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Tyrannis:

I absolutely can believe it.

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Why would anyone

leave you offerings?

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Deliria: Because I'm a goddess!

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Stupendous: But, like,

goddess of what?

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Deliria: Over the years,

I've had many titles:

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goddess of self-destruction,

questionable choices,

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a boozy brunch, dust devils,

derring-do.

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Tyrannis: Dust devils?

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Those little

knee-high tornadoes of dust?

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Deliria: Your predecessors

were terrified of them.

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Shlub:

And I'm delighted by them.

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Those sweet little things.

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Only problem is

there's no cheeks to pinch.

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Tyrannis: Mother, you actually

have to do things for people

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if you expect them

to worship you.

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Deliria: Hmm,

that doesn't sound right.

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Hippocampus: Hey, Ty,

I don't know what you said

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to people today, but they

are really freaking out.

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Deliria:

What exactly did you do?

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Joshua: What do you think

you're doing

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with my sexy amphora?

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Philomena: It's ugly,

it's embarrassing,

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and now I finally have a word

for it. It's garbage. Mm!

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Joshua: My father gave me that!

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Scott: And he's like,

"Hey, today, no big deal,

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"but everything is

gonna be different.

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"Some things will have value

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"and some things

won't have value,

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and it's up to you to decide."

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Tyrannis: Kayleigh,

what did we just talk about?

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Kayleigh: Chicken bones?

Tyrannis: Yes,

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but the example includes

all discarded animal parts.

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Kayleigh: I just don't

understand anything. [Sobbing]

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Deliria: Oh, you really did

a number on these guys.

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Kayleigh: I feel stupid.

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Hippocampus: OK,

so you know pits, right?

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Stupendous:

Of course I know pits.

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We've been using 'em for years.

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A good pit can snag

30, 40 guys a day.

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It's a battlefield staple.

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Hippocampus: All right.

So you know pits.

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Now, do you know grease?

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Stupendous: I don't know.

It's great on food.

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Gets all over our hands, though.

Slippery stuff.

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Wait a minute.

You're not saying, like...

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Hippocampus: A greased pit!

Stupendous: It can't be done.

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Hippocampus: Oh, it can.

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Grease in the pit,

grease on the walls,

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grease around the perimeter.

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Greased pit.

[Falling soldiers yell]

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Stupendous:

No, you don't understand.

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We can't do this.

Hippocampus: Why the hell not?

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Stupendous: Because it's not

right! A fully greased pit?

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I mean, I'm all

for destroying my enemies,

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but you're talking about

whole armies sliding in

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not knowing what hit 'em.

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It's not a fair fight.

There's no glory in this hole.

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Hippocampus:

Stupe, we build this,

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and you'll never have to fight

another war ever again.

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It's more than a grease pit.

It's a peace pit.

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Stupendous: No, no, no.

You're not thinking it through.

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We build it,

everyone else builds it, too.

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Then what do we have?

A world full of greased pits,

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or what's left of a world.

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Hippocampus:

Look. The idea exists.

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It was there for me to discover.

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Other scientists are way behind

me, but they will get there.

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The only question is

who gets there first.

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Stupendous: Aah! You're right.

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We have to do this.

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I can't believe what we've done

here today.

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May all the gods

have mercy on our souls.

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Hippocampus: Right,

so let's just get the ladder

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and get out of here.

Stupendous: What ladder?

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♪

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Tyrannis: OK, everyone,

attention, please.

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We're going to start

this whole thing over again.

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I need you to forget

that I ever said

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anything about garbage.

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Isn't that a relief?

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Kayleigh: How can I forget

something that I remember?

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It like my brain--

It's--oh, god!

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Oh, it hurts so bad!

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Joshua: Now, is that barf

garbage if a cat eats it?

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I can see both answers being

right, and the fact that there

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can be two answers,

possibly even more,

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chills me to the bone.

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I just wish there was

an authority I could turn to.

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Tyrannis:

What do you think I am.

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Deliria: He's saying he wishes

there were

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a god he could turn to.

Tyrannis: Is that true?

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You mean to tell me if a god

told you to pick up the stuff

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all over the ground,

you'd do it, no questions asked?

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Joshua: Well, yeah.

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I mean, I'd imagine he'd

smite me if I didn't.

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Deliria:

You know, it's not every day

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that a brand-new human thing

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comes along that causes

this much mental anguish.

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Tyrannis: It was

an unintended consequence.

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Please don't dunk

on me right now.

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Deliria: I'm not

going to dunk, darling.

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These people need a god where

there's currently no god,

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and that's simply

something you can't do.

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I'll take over from here.

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Everyone, I am Deliria,

goddess of garbage.

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Worship me!

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Tyrannis: OK, great. So then

in addition to the worship,

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though, you'll also

make them pick up their--

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Deliria: Worship me!

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Tyrannis, softly: Wonderful.

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Citizens: Deliria!

Citizen: Over here! Pick me...

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Scott: Goddess Deliria,

in exchange for this offering,

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would you please

tell my roommate

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that his collection of

really old yogurt is garbage?

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Deliria: How old is really old?

Scott: Here. Another sheep.

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Deliria: The yogurt's garbage.

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Tyrannis: Here's a barrel

for you

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to toss that stinky yogurt into.

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Scott: I'll just

throw it on the street.

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That works for me.

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Tyrannis: Mother, I appreciate

your help here,

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but I kind of thought it would

involve a little more cleanup.

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You know, zap-zap

and the garbage goes away.

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Deliria: Why would I do that?

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Tyrannis: Because I'm

having a garbage problem.

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That's why

all of this is happening.

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I need people to throw

their garbage away.

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You are the goddess

of garbage, right?

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Shouldn't getting rid of garbage

be a big thing you do?

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Deliria: Darling, does the

goddess of war get rid of war?

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Tyrannis: What?

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Deliria: Does the goddess

of sex get rid of sex?

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Tyrannis: I wouldn't know.

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Deliria: The gods

don't get rid of the things

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they're gods of. That's

where they get their power.

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Tyrannis: Right. Sure.

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But didn't you say

you'd be helping out?

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Deliria: I am helping out.

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You created confusion about

this garbage thing,

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and I pounced on it as someone

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they can direct

their weird energy toward,

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and the offerings

are pouring in.

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Someone even gave me a baby.

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Tyrannis: What? Give it back!

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Deliria: Oh, fine.

Here. It's someone's baby.

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Mazel tov.

Or, I don't know, bon appétit.

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Tyrannis: You know you're

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not the real goddess of garbage,

right?

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Deliria: Real? Who cares?

Tyrannis: Well, that's--

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Well, actually that's sort of

interesting.

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It's not the god

that does the work,

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it's the idea of the god.

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Deliria: All right.

Well, if you're just going to be

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processing thoughts out loud,

I think we're done here.

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Stupendous: Hyah!

Hippocampus: Whoa! Ohh.

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Whoa! Oof.

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Stupendous: All right.

I gotta call it. I give up.

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Hippocampus: No, you can't.

Come on. Just one more time.

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14th time's the charm.

Stupendous: Come on.

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We both know how this ends. Heh!

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I always thought I would die

in battle.

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Guess that dream's dead.

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Hippocampus: I always thought

I'd evolve beyond death,

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but I didn't get there in time.

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[Stupendous groans]

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Stupendous:

So how do you wanna do this,

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you wanna kill each other

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or just watch each other

gradually starve to death,

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or I eat you or what?

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Hippocampus:

Let me think about it.

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Shlub: Hippo, Stupendous!

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No one's at the palace,

and I'm bored!

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Hippocampus: It's Dad!

He can fly us out.

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Dad! We're in here!

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But watch out for the grease!

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Stupendous: Yeah, fly in.

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It's greased

before you think it is!

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[Insect buzzes]

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[Doink]

Shlub: Aah! What!

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Whoa! Whoa! Ohh!

It appears I've been spooked.

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My lower half is spooked.

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Hippocampus:

You gotta calm yourself down!

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Shlub: Did you not hear me?

I'm spooked.

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You can't self-calm

when you're spooked.

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Once the spooking starts,

it has to run its course.

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Stupendous: We know!

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Shlub: Whoa! Whoa! whoa!

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Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no,

noooooo!

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[Thud]

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Stupendous: Shh, shh, shh.

There you go.

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Shlub: I'm good now. I'm good.

Hippocampus: Can you fly us out?

00:09:32,645 --> 00:09:34,447

Shlub: My wings are greased!

00:09:34,447 --> 00:09:35,984

You bastards.

00:09:35,984 --> 00:09:38,289

Do you have any idea

what you've built here?

00:09:38,322 --> 00:09:41,495

This is the very invention that

killed humans the first time.

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Hippocampus: First time?

00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:45,436

Tyrannis: Hey, Joshua, my man.

00:09:45,436 --> 00:09:48,375

Remember when we were talking

earlier about a garbage god

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who would smite you

if you didn't pick up garbage?

00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:52,885

Joshua: Honestly, I haven't

stopped thinking about him,

00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,522

especially since your mother

00:09:54,522 --> 00:09:56,192

turned out to be

the garbage goddess,

00:09:56,192 --> 00:09:58,630

and she doesn't seem to care

about picking things up.

00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,099

Tyrannis: Tell me about it!

00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,370

Well, get this--there is

another garbage god.

00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:05,911

He is in charge of picking it up

and putting it in barrels.

00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:07,716

Joshua: Oh? What's his name?

00:10:07,782 --> 00:10:10,353

Tyrannis: His name is, uh...

00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:12,491

Mister...Boogens. Mr. Boogens.

00:10:12,525 --> 00:10:14,494

Joshua: Does Mr. Boogens

work with Deliria?

00:10:14,529 --> 00:10:18,236

Tyrannis: He does not. In fact,

they are bitter enemies.

00:10:18,336 --> 00:10:21,744

The story is, he grew out of

Deliria's pinky toe, but she

00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:23,513

was such a terrible mother,

she killed him

00:10:23,547 --> 00:10:26,920

by stuffing him into a barrel

and tossing it into the sea.

00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,928

And he also made her forget

all her sons' birthdays

00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:33,701

every single year,

which is the only reason

00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,838

why she hasn't wished me

a happy birthday.

00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,675

Joshua:

Wow. What's he look like?

00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:40,514

Tyrannis: He's got a pig nose

for smelling garbage

00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:43,119

and eagle claws

for picking up garbage.

00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:44,989

You definitely don't want

a visit from him,

00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:47,427

so I'd chop-chop on the garbage.

00:10:47,461 --> 00:10:48,964

Joshua: Right, yes. Of course.

00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:52,036

Anything not to be smited by

Mr. Boogens.

00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,177

Tyrannis: "Oh.

Is it your birthday?"

00:10:55,177 --> 00:10:56,847

Yes, it actually is.

00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,584

Stupendous:

How's the degreasing going?

00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,986

Hippocampus: [Sighs]

Hopeless.

00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:01,856

I sure didn't skimp

on this stuff.

00:11:01,856 --> 00:11:04,461

Man: This field gives us

a good entry into the city.

00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:06,098

Get in formation to attack!

00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:07,969

Stupendous: Invaders.

Shlub: Do we warn them?

00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:09,572

Stupendous: If we do,

then they'll sack the city.

00:11:09,572 --> 00:11:10,941

Hippocampus:

Now do you understand

00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:12,711

why we had to do this?

00:11:12,745 --> 00:11:14,381

Stupendous: I understand it,

but I don't like it.

00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:18,156

Over here!

00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:22,330

[Audio plays at slow speed]

General: Attack!

00:11:22,364 --> 00:11:24,067

♪

00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,571

[Horse neighing]

00:11:25,605 --> 00:11:28,777

♪

00:11:28,811 --> 00:11:31,916

Soldiers: Ohh!

00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:34,388

Soldier: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:46,245

♪

00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:48,617

Soldier: Oh!

00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:56,098

♪

00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,505

General: Whoa!

00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:04,247

♪

00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:05,416

[Music stops]

00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,254

Stupendous: Is that everyone?

00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:09,825

[Elephant trumpets]

00:12:11,796 --> 00:12:14,635

General: I could've sworn we had

one more elephant.

00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:16,305

[Different elephant trumpets]

00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:19,378

General: Ah, there he is.

Stupendous: Cool.

00:12:19,444 --> 00:12:21,917

Tyrannis: That's it.

Everything in the barrels.

00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:24,789

Oh, Mr. Boogens commands someone

to refill my cheese board.

00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:26,392

Deliria:

What the hell is going on?

00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,597

There's no one at my temple

and the garbage is gone.

00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:30,033

Tyrannis: I would thank you,

00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:31,670

but you didn't fix my problems

for me,

00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,473

so I had to bring in

the big guns.

00:12:33,473 --> 00:12:37,648

This is the work of Mr. Boogens.

Joshua: All hail Mr. Boogens!

00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:39,084

Tyrannis: That's right, Joshua.

00:12:39,118 --> 00:12:40,821

Deliria: Did you make up a god?

00:12:40,855 --> 00:12:42,324

Tyrannis: I did.

00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:43,661

He tells people to clean up

the garbage

00:12:43,661 --> 00:12:45,229

or else they'll be smited.

00:12:45,262 --> 00:12:46,967

Deliria: You can't do that.

Tyrannis: Why not?

00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,771

You made yourself

the goddess of garbage.

00:12:48,771 --> 00:12:50,574

Deliria:

Yes, but I was already a god!

00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:52,812

How exactly does

Mr. Boogens operate?

00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:54,949

Tyrannis: Oh, he sends

his messages through me.

00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:57,187

Deliria: Do the people

ever see this Mr. Boogens?

00:12:57,187 --> 00:12:59,191

Tyrannis: Nah. I just told them

he talks to me in my head.

00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:00,828

Deliria: So you made up

an unseen god

00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:02,230

who talks to mortals

in their heads,

00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,867

and you don't think

that's dangerous?

00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,370

Joshua: Hey, everyone!

00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:07,407

Mr. Boogens talks

to people in their heads!

00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,846

Scott: I heard him. I just heard

him in my own head.

00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,983

He commands us to

wear these hats.

00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:13,753

Joshua: He told me the hat

is all wrong.

00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:15,957

We're supposed to wear

tall sandals.

00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:16,993

Scott:

You're just self-conscious

00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,429

about your height.

00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:21,068

From now on, Mr. Boogens

only talks to me.

00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:24,141

Joshua: Don't listen to him.

He's getting rich selling hats,

00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:27,314

and that's not

what Mr. Boogens is all about.

00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,417

Citizens: War time!

00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:31,321

[Citizens yelling]

00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:33,894

♪

00:13:33,927 --> 00:13:36,800

Man: Aah!

Woman: You killed him!

00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:38,302

[Citizens groaning]

00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:40,541

Deliria: One afternoon

pretending to be a god

00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,245

and you've trashed the city you

were hellbent on cleaning up.

00:13:43,245 --> 00:13:44,949

I couldn't teach you

a better lesson

00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:46,786

than you've taught yourself.

00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:48,455

Tyrannis: I'll just

tell the people

00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:49,825

as plainly as possible

what happened. I'll own it.

00:13:49,859 --> 00:13:51,328

That should make things fine.

00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:52,932

Joshua: We did good today,

sandals-people.

00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,802

Thanks be to Boogens.

00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,473

Tyrannis: Hey, Joshua,

mind if I have a word?

00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:59,210

Joshua: Ah, good Boogens to you.

00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:02,552

Tyrannis: Right. So, about

that. Mr. Boogens isn't real.

00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,354

He's a god I made up.

00:14:04,387 --> 00:14:08,162

Joshua: That's interesting

because he's very real to me.

00:14:08,162 --> 00:14:10,466

Deliria: The fun's over,

my son is an idiot, and I

00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:13,072

wouldn't blame you

for holding this whole episode

00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:16,211

against him, but he is right.

Mr. Boogens is a fake.

00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:19,083

He made him up, and pretty

recklessly, I might add.

00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,623

Tyrannis: I know you might

be feeling a little foolish

00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:24,094

right now for going along

with a fake god's wishes,

00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:26,733

but please be comforted

knowing that your actions

00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,469

really helped Krapopolis.

00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:31,776

Well, until the destructive war,

but I'll take the heat for that.

00:14:31,776 --> 00:14:33,580

Joshua: Sorry.

I wasn't listening.

00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,016

Mr. Boogens was just talking

to me, and he told me

00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:36,452

that kings don't matter.

00:14:36,452 --> 00:14:38,055

Deliria:

Well, I agree with you there.

00:14:38,089 --> 00:14:39,759

But, seriously,

drop the Boogens stuff.

00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,462

He's obviously not real.

00:14:41,462 --> 00:14:43,967

Joshua: Of course

the evil mother of Mr. Boogens

00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,604

would say that.

00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:47,975

Deliria: Oh, are you saying that

I'm Mr. Boogens' mother?

00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,213

Joshua: Yes,

you're evil. And in a world

00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:53,486

where Mr. Boogens exists,

we don't need you.

00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,958

Deliria: [Gasps]

Ty, did you tell him that?!

00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,326

Tyrannis: OK,

technically, yes, but--

00:14:57,326 --> 00:14:59,865

Deliria: Furious mother exit!

00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,301

[Citizens moaning]

00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,005

[Man groans]

00:15:06,278 --> 00:15:07,314

Tyrannis: I'm sorry, Mother.

00:15:07,314 --> 00:15:08,850

It's just because I

was in the zone.

00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,453

You know how creative I can be.

00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:12,457

Deliria: You were mad

that things didn't work out

00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,929

exactly how you'd envisioned

they would, and instead

00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:17,601

of managing your expectations,

you tried a shortcut.

00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,337

Tyrannis: I just wanted

some help from my mother.

00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,341

Deliria: And your mother

is a god.

00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,714

If gods made the world perfect

for you,

00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,250

you'd become just like us--

00:15:25,283 --> 00:15:26,853

bored little teenagers

breaking things for fun.

00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:28,590

Is that what you want?

00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,459

Tyrannis: Desperately!

Deliria: No, you don't.

00:15:30,493 --> 00:15:32,464

You want the world to be

a better place for some reason.

00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,369

And your good intentions led

to the creation of a monster

00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:37,073

that neither of us can control--

00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:39,177

an all-powerful being

that no one can see

00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:41,314

and everyone thinks

they can hear.

00:15:41,348 --> 00:15:43,185

This kind of thing happens

every once in a while.

00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:44,856

No one can shut it down.

00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,526

I'm going to have to tell

the gods to destroy the world

00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,229

and start over.

Tyrannis: Wait. What?

00:15:48,262 --> 00:15:49,966

Deliria: We do it

all the time. It's fine.

00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,669

Tyrannis: Not fine for us!

00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,375

Despite that shocking

admission, I want you to know

00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,378

that I don't really

think you're evil.

00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:59,251

Deliria: I like to think of

myself as a real piece of work,

00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,523

but being evil would be

better than being irrelevant.

00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:03,092

Tyrannis: You are pretty good

at terrorizing people.

00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:04,929

Deliria: Thank you.

00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:07,167

And I do think you'll make the

world a better place eventually.

00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,937

Tyrannis: Not when

everything I try backfires.

00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,975

I mean, Mr. Boogens worked

too well,

00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:12,678

and that was only because

he wasn't me

00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:14,715

and didn't even exist.

00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:17,254

Wait a minute. I have an idea.

00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:20,493

Mom, give me a pig nose

and eagle claws.

00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:22,564

General: I still don't quite

understand what happened.

00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:25,102

Whatever monster did this

deserves to die.

00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:27,406

Hippocampus: Wait! It was me.

She tried to stop me.

00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:29,244

She said there was

no honor in it.

00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:30,914

General: Well, there isn't.

Stupendous: I know.

00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,885

General: And yet if we'd

had the idea,

00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:34,689

we would have done it, too.

00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,194

You know, we tried

to grease a volcano once,

00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,497

but grease doesn't

make you fall uphill.

00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,569

Hippocampus: That sounds like an

interesting challenge, though.

00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:43,038

Soldier: I'm scared!

00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,274

The more I think

about how we can't get out,

00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:45,777

the more afraid I am.

00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:47,280

Can we just slaughter

each other?

00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,884

Shlub: No.

There will be no slaughter.

00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,854

I refuse to be stuck

in a greased pit

00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,457

with a bunch of dead bodies.

00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:54,294

I've been through enough

as it is.

00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:56,098

Stupendous:

There will be no slaughter,

00:16:56,164 --> 00:16:58,737

no sudden movements,

and no loud noises.

00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,543

My stepdad gets spooked.

Shlub: I get spooked.

00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:03,179

Stupendous:

But I think together,

00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:05,951

we might be able

to get out of here.

00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,755

General: So what

do you propose we do?

00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:09,625

Hippocampus: Let's take stock of

what we're working with.

00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,094

On our side, we've got

00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:13,365

the world's strongest

and tallest warrior.

00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,904

Stupendous: Thanks, bro. We've

also got a genius engineer.

00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:17,440

Shlub: And I'm a hoot!

00:17:17,473 --> 00:17:19,646

General: Thanasi's

got a really long braid.

00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:21,381

Shlub: Well,

this seems obvious enough.

00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:24,589

Have you ever

climbed multiple men? I have.

00:17:24,622 --> 00:17:28,196

Stupendous: Shlub, read the pit.

It's not time for a sex brag.

00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:30,466

Shlub: I mean, if you climb

atop each other,

00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,339

not only will you get a good

feel for each other's bodies,

00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:35,844

but if you do it right,

you can be free of this pit.

00:17:35,911 --> 00:17:38,081

Scramble and hoist.

00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:40,319

And enjoyyyy.

00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,457

Stupendous: Whoever gets out

first will have an advantage.

00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,460

General: And the biggest soldier

will have to anchor

00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,331

if we're going to have a chance.

00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:48,002

Stupendous: Well, I guess

we'll have to trust each other.

00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:50,006

Shlub: And enjoyyyy.

00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,341

Stupendous: Hey, braid guy,

00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:54,214

let's see what that thing

can do.

00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,452

[Soldiers grunting]

00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:06,572

♪

00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:20,734

♪

00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,303

Stupendous: Uh!

00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:27,413

♪

00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,986

Stupendous:

I gotta get a braid guy.

00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,321

Uh!

00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:33,392

♪

00:18:33,425 --> 00:18:35,998

General: Whew!

I gotta hand it to you.

00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:38,803

That thing--

that thing is amazing.

00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:40,774

Hippocampus: I think

it might be too amazing.

00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,112

Stupendous: The greased pit

is a perfect weapon,

00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:44,916

and that's why I think

00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,590

we have to agree to never use it

on each other or anyone else.

00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:50,226

General: It's mutually assured

destruction

00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:52,765

if we use this thing.

For all humanity.

00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,933

Hippocampus: Shake on it?

00:18:55,436 --> 00:19:00,079

General: Let me be

the first to fill in this pit.

00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:02,417

Whoa! Oh, no! No! Oh, come on!

00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,187

Hippocampus: We don't need to

fill in the pit, right?

00:19:04,221 --> 00:19:06,257

Stupendous: Nah. We'll remember

where it is.

00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,899

General: Aah. Oh, boy! I'm hurt.

I'm hurt real bad.

00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:12,971

This is classic me!

00:19:13,038 --> 00:19:15,276

Uh-oh. This elephant looks

pissed.

00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:16,879

[Elephant trumpets]

00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:20,153

Tyrannis: I'm gonna disappoint

our way out of this,

00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:23,860

but first,

scare the crap out of them.

00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:28,335

Deliria: I am Deliria, and

I am more relevant than ever!

00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:33,546

[Citizens shouting and moaning]

00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,116

[Tyrannis laughs diabolically]

00:19:35,183 --> 00:19:37,655

Tyrannis: And I am Mr. Boogens.

00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:40,059

[Citizens screaming]

00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:45,469

♪

00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:47,207

Narrator:

And almost immediately,

00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:49,344

people began

to ignore Mr. Boogens.

00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:51,181

Whether it was

Tyrannis' performance

00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:53,085

or the fact that people

could no longer project

00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:55,456

whatever they wanted

onto this god,

00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:58,495

his importance in their lives

began to wane--

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It happened

really fast, actually.

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I mean, you're seeing

cross-dissolves,

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but it's less of a time thing

and more of a drama thing.

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This is basically one afternoon.

Like an hour, hour, 15.

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I think it's my pace.

Sorry, guys. I just woke up.

00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:13,527

I'm laying down right now.

00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,997

Oh, what are you up to,

little guy?

00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,935

Sorry. I'm talking to my cat.

00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:18,937

[Cell phone vibrates]

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Oh, hang on. Hey, bitch.

00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:23,112

Oh, nothing.

I'm just recording a V.O.

00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:25,249

How's Simon?

How was that sushi place?

00:20:25,282 --> 00:20:27,788

He did what? Hang on a sec--

00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:29,992

...so they started

ignoring Mr. Boogens,

00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:32,998

and that's why you've

never heard of Mr. Boogens.

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Singer: ♪ One fine day

'twas a normal hawk ♪

00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,378

♪ He could fly and screech,

but he couldn't talk ♪

00:20:39,478 --> 00:20:41,348

♪ Then a fish man gave him

a dangling knife ♪

00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,720

♪ And it changed that hawk's

entire life ♪

00:20:43,886 --> 00:20:46,860

He was...

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:20:46,893 --> 00:20:48,563

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:50,400

♪ Diving fast

with amazing ease ♪

00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,403

♪ He could stab a man

on the softest breeze ♪

00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,407

♪ If you see a shadow overhead

00:20:54,441 --> 00:20:56,411

♪ It might be Knife-Hawk

and you might be dead ♪

00:20:56,411 --> 00:20:58,315

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:20:58,348 --> 00:21:00,587

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:02,457

♪ Ask yourself

Who does Knife Hawk kill? ♪

00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:04,729

♪ It is anyone

who defies his will ♪

00:21:04,829 --> 00:21:06,666

♪ He's an angry hawk

with motives bad ♪

00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,004

♪ And he's secondarily looking

for his dad ♪

00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:11,141

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:12,677

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:21:12,711 --> 00:21:14,515

♪ On a winter's day

in the morning snow ♪

00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:16,519

♪ Saw a shiny fork

with a lady crow ♪

00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,556

♪ Now they have three kids,

and he's very sad ♪

00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:20,694

♪ He never had a father,

so he's not a good dad ♪

00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,798

It's about

generational trauma.

00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:24,969

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:26,471

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:21:26,505 --> 00:21:28,843

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:29,912

♪ Knife-Hawk!

00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:32,584

[Knife-Hawk screeches]

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Dan: Did you get any of that?

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♪

00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:37,794

Person: Bento.

[Cheering]