Крапокалипсис

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Stop cleaning

your dirty battle swords

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in the pool where I sleep.

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If I don't clean them,

the blood turns to rust.

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Then do it

literally anywhere else!

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Shlub: Good news, children.

I'm taking to the sea.

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If the tides are in my favor,

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this time on the morrow

I'll be singing shanties

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with the Saharans.

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I breathe water.

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Anything you put

in the water goes into my body.

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Tyrannis: Shut up and listen.

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Sorry, but in one minute,

Mount Krapopolis

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is going to erupt,

and we're all going to die,

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hence the tone.

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[Rumbling]

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We need to get to higher ground.

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No! We stay and fight!

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No! We stay and eat!

I had a good run.

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Why waste breakfast quail?

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All: Whoa!

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Wait. How did you know

the volcano was gonna erupt?

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Because this is the 60th time

I've lived this day

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I've been cursed by Chronos.

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I think I pronounced

his name wrong or something.

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Shlub: Oh, Cronos,

Zeus' father.

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No. Shh. that's the whole--

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you're gonna piss him off

even more.

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There's two Chronoses.

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One is Zeus's father,

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and one is the elder god

of time.

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Shoot! The volcano is here.

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You guys go.

I'll hold off this lava and--

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aah!

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[All screaming]

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And 61.

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Aah!

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Open the gate!

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Both: Who goes there?

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It's me Scott--King Tyrannis!

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Both: Hey! What are you

doing out there?

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Let's just go ahead

and open the gate now, please.

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Come on, come on. Ehh!

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Sorry. I was much nicer

the first 30 times we did this.

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Well, you did say, "please"

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Tyrannis: Excuse me. Excuse me.

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Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

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Why does there have to be

so much running?

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If I don't clean them,

the blood turns to rust.

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Then do it

literally anywhere else!

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Tyrannis: OK, everyone.

We got to go now!

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-[Grunting]

-Stupendous: Uh...

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Tyrannis: Listen.

There's free ice cream outside.

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Meat ice cream!

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Shlub: Good news, children.

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I'm off to battle

the mighty hydradusa.

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Am I interrupting

some horseplay?

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You have to listen to me.

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I've spent

this last two months living

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this day over and over.

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I know everything that's about

to happen.

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OK. Then What's Dad

gonna do next?

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He's actually the only person

who's different every time.

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I'm famously erratic! Ha-cha!

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-How convenient for you.

-Not really!

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[Rumbling]

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Ah! It's too late again.

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While I've got you,

maybe you can help me

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figure this out.

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Every day, the volcano erupts,

everyone dies,

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and no one remembers it but me.

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I'm trying to stop it,

but it's very stressful,

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and I've had no success,

and by the way,

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it's impossible to get sympathy

from anyone about it.

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Hippocampus: Huh?

Stupendous: Whoa!

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So do you not even care about

being burned up by lava?

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No, I care.

It really, uh, sucks.

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-It really sucks.

-Ah. I was hoping you'd say

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it's really no big deal.

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I can say that if you want.

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[Screaming]

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We need to go now.

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The palace is the first thing

engulfed by lava.

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Pfft! You're worried about

a little lava.

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Right. We've never

talked about this.

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Why do you think you're

stronger than lava?

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Uh, because I am.

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[Boom]

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Stupendous: Ohh!

Shlub: Ohh!

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I didn't see that coming.

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I just told you it was coming.

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Have you tried apologizing

to Chronos?

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He won't talk to me.

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I mean, can't Mom talk to him?

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-You haven't told Mom?

-Uh...

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[Screaming]

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Don't you think this

one could be fun to figure out

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for ourselves?

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[Screaming]

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Mum is dead...somehow.

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[Screaming]

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I have a peanut allergy.

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[Screaming]

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I just don't like

asking Mum for help, OK?

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I'd rather die 11,000 deaths!

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[Screaming]

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All right.

I'll ask her for help.

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[Gasps]

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Mother?

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♪ Mother

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-Mother!

-[Citizens screaming]

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Mother! Agh!

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Mother!

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Mother, I'm dying...

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to give you some cake.

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Deliria: What kind of cake?

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I don't like it

when it's too wet.

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Hang on. Have you been

that sparrow this whole time?

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Fine. You caught me.

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Some mornings,

I like to be a sparrow.

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I have sparrow friends.

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We engage in sparrow gossip.

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It's mostly about worms.

Now where's this cake?

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There is no cake.

I need your help!

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-Need or want?

-Need!

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It's still a pass.

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[Rumbling]

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I spent a week

trying to find you,

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and now I'm going to die

in lava again.

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What do you mean again?

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-You're not running.

-It doesn't matter.

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I've been cursed by "Cronos."

I die every day.

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-Do you mean Chronos?

-Yeah, see, that's a problem.

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I honestly can barely

hear the difference.

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"Cronos." "'Nos." "Cronos."

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No. Chronos! Oh, Tyrannus.

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Is this why he cursed you?

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He's done this before,

these loops in time.

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Wait a minute. Am I in it?

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He put me in a time loop

without my permission?

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We need to stop this.

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It's too late, this loop.

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We have to do all this again?!

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How do you think I feel?

I'm in a time loop.

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Aah! Ow! That's hot.

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Tyrannus?

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-I beg your pardon?

-Yes.

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That offends you, doesn't it,

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stuck in someone else's

time loop.

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"Cronos" did this to you.

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"Cronos"? Do you mean Chronos?

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Yes. He cursed me.

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Do you think you could talk

to him for me,

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get him to lift the curse?

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Well, if that's what you

need from me,

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you're going to have to get

better at asking quickly

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because I'm not a genie,

Tyrannus.

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I'm not the god of time,

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so I need you to be quicker

about getting my help.

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Oh, that should be easy.

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You know, you're actually

kind of a difficult person.

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Not sure if you're

aware of that.

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[Boom]

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Here, give me something to cut

through the resistance,

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something you'd never tell

me unless you were sure

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I was going to die.

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Fine. If you're really going

to die in lava,

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how about this?

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Tell me...

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[Gasps]

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You gave me up

for adoption when I was 3,

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and there's an ogre

who technically still owns me.

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-Who told you that?

-You did, Mum.

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I'm in a time loop.

We need to talk about Chronos.

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Well, why didn't you say so?

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[Sparrow chirps]

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Why would he have worms?

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[Eagle screeches]

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[Blues-like music playing]

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What's this I hear

about you cursing my son?

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Oh! Hey, little man.

Your mom's a god?

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-I didn't know that.

-Look. He's a stupid human.

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He got your name wrong.

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He thought you were "Cronos."

Who cares?

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Wait. Who the hell is "Cronos"?

There's another Chronos?

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I don't give a crap

how you pronounce my name.

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How petty do you think I am?

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I'm the god of time.

My moments are centuries.

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My experiences are millennia.

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I eat stars, poop asteroids,

and fight dinosaurs.

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Rawwr! Cah!

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What's a dinosaur?

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Something

way cooler than a human.

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Whatever he did,

let's work it out, shall we?

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I don't have all day.

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Well, that's not true.

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What could he have possibly

done to make you

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put him in a time loop?

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I didn't like this thing

he said.

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What did I say?

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What the hell is all this crap

that everybody's building?

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Uh, civil--civilization?

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You built it next to a volcano.

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There's volcanoes all over

the place, "Cronos," right?

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-Chronos.

-Oh, sorry. Uh...

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-What if the volcano erupts?

-Erupts?

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I mean, I'm assuming

eventually it will,

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but we don't really have time

to think about things like that.

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I mean, we have to take it one

day at a time, you know?

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It doesn't make any sense.

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Why would you build a city?

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Why would you even go

down the road of doing

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any of this stuff in a world

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where there are volcanoes

at all?

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Well, with all due respect,

these are questions

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mortals can't really afford

to ask ourselves.

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There are more important things,

and we just don't have the time.

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Did you say "Cronos"?

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What kind of an answer was that?

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This kid clearly

needed his head straightened.

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Deliria: All right,

but now you've made your point.

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-Can't you let him out of this?

-Yeah, I don't know.

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I don't know.

Have I made my point?

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I mean, the city's still there.

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Well, that doesn't make sense.

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You're making him repeat

the same day

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over and over again.

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That's not enough time

to move a city.

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But if I do move the city,

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if I move every man, woman,

and child, get them all out,

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then would you let me

out of this?

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If you got every single

person out somehow?

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Sure. That's exactly the kind

of thing that would

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make me reconsider.

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Power chord!

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♪ Raahhhhh

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Oh, sorry.

I thought the volcano

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was about to erupt.

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Heh. So did I.

You'd think after 94 times--

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What is it about goblin blood?

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-[Screech]

-Aah!

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♪ But instead,

it was his arse ♪

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-Huh!

-Aah!

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This is the fourth time

we've done this

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since Mum got on board.

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The first time,

you argued until we died.

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The second time,

you told me your secrets,

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then argued until we died.

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The third time, Mother dropped

Stupe as an eagle,

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and she died,

and now we're here.

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Maybe next time,

watch the talons.

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Maybe next time, die in lava.

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It sounds like I did.

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Does this timely loop mean

I could have a drink

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in my favorite bar

before it burns down,

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die, and be fine tomorrow?

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Well, technically, yes,

but you still die

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a terrible death.

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You had me

at "technically, yes."

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Hippocampus: So you were saying

your plan is to fight a volcano?

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My plan is to neutralize

a volcano

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by saving every last person

in the city.

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Hey. Did you ever die

from an exploded house

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-landing on you?

-No.

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Well, then at least

this will be a new experience.

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Hippocampus:

We were under that?!

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Tyrannis: Most of us.

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Dad died in a tavern fire

moments earlier.

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Ah. Then I died happy.

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I'm still mad that

Chronos time looped me.

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I don't even like this city.

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He's flaunting his power.

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Well, I have power too,

you know.

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10 bears!

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[Roaring]

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The good news is Mum

is on board to help.

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Figuring out how to pull

that off was not easy.

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I'm actually

pretty proud about it.

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Even with Mom,

this feels impossible.

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Knowing where everyone is

on this particular morning

00:09:57,829 --> 00:09:59,732

and getting them all

out of the city in time

00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,402

-could take--

-Centuries?

00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,872

That's time that I have.

00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:05,511

Wait. So then what's

the plan for today?

00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:08,517

-Research!

-So we help you do research,

00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,353

and then we die.

00:10:10,387 --> 00:10:12,124

W-what? Well, no,

00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:14,830

because, you see,

uh, eventually, I save you.

00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:16,667

Eventually, but not today.

00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,738

Well, technically,

it will be today,

00:10:18,771 --> 00:10:20,774

just not the today we're--

00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,812

Hippocampus: So excited

to help you out

00:10:22,846 --> 00:10:24,683

with this little project, bro.

00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:27,354

Yeah, I'd much rather do this

than fight the lava

00:10:27,387 --> 00:10:30,861

For the literal thousandth time,

you cannot fight the lava.

00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:32,698

Deliria: This is a new low.

Hippocampus: You run from lava!

00:10:32,731 --> 00:10:34,167

Stupendous: Just let me

fight it! I can take it!

00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,504

Shlub: Not your finest

hour there, son.

00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,240

Tyrannis: I'll be right back.

00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:38,476

Shlub: I think you've made

a proper tom fool of yourself.

00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,113

[Volcano exploding]

00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:41,716

Tyrannis: And we should all

be safe out here

00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,453

to do this important research.

00:10:43,486 --> 00:10:46,693

Hippocampus: How is watching

an entire city die research?

00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,396

Aside from Dad,

everything happens

00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:49,799

the same way every day.

00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,168

If I can memorize what happens,

00:10:51,201 --> 00:10:53,506

we can make a plan

to save everyone.

00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,143

Here it comes.

00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,579

Hippocampus: Does anyone else

still think that Ty

00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:58,149

might be totally full of sh--

00:10:58,183 --> 00:10:59,919

[Volcano explodes]

00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,863

Stupendous: How in Hades

do we stop that?

00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:07,668

Hippocampus:

I have some thoughts.

00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,438

Safe out here, huh, bro?

00:11:09,471 --> 00:11:10,741

Tyrannis:

I honestly thought it was.

00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:12,310

You had some thoughts?

00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:13,613

Hippocampus: Hopefully,

I'll have them again

00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,383

in the next loop!

00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:17,321

Tyrannis: Right. This is

the path of the lava.

00:11:17,354 --> 00:11:19,726

This is the safe zone

outside the city walls.

00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,696

We clear as many people

out as we can

00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:24,034

before the eruption

and then go from there.

00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:40,867

[Citizens screaming]

00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:44,809

OK. Well, we weren't able

to save everyone,

00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:46,713

but this was the best try yet.

00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:48,382

We're gonna be able

to do this, people!

00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,053

Hippocampus: Maybe don't smile

so much when these people

00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:53,694

watch their homes

and friends disappear into fire.

00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:56,165

To be clear, I wasn't smiling

at the tragedy.

00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:59,237

I was smiling at the future

lack of tragedy.

00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:01,676

[People screaming]

00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:03,345

I'm just going to go.

00:12:06,486 --> 00:12:07,888

Aah!

00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:11,262

Aah!

00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,565

Aaaah!

00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:15,369

-Ohh!

-Aah!

00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:18,276

My lord--unh!

00:12:18,309 --> 00:12:21,048

Hippocampus: Aah!

Stupendous: Aah!

00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:26,793

It's time.

00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:29,431

-Eagle!

-You don't get to--

00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:30,868

Eagle!

00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,273

Where has this guy

been your entire life?

00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:34,775

[Screeches]

00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,013

So your plan is to fight

a volcano?

00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,385

My plan is to beat

a volcano today.

00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:40,921

Hippo, you'll divert lava.

00:12:40,988 --> 00:12:42,992

Stupe, you'll evacuate

the city with the army.

00:12:43,026 --> 00:12:45,062

Mother, you'll turn the elderly

into tiny animals

00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,767

and carry them out in baskets.

00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,506

And what of Shlub?

I'm handy in a pinch

00:12:49,539 --> 00:12:52,612

and handsy in a--what the?

00:12:52,645 --> 00:12:54,114

The plan never works

if he's conscious.

00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:56,018

Hippocampus: How long have you

been doing this?

00:12:56,018 --> 00:12:58,155

Tyrannis: I lost track

after a hundred years.

00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:26,479

You missed.

00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:28,249

[Cheering]

00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:31,021

[Music playing,

indistinct chatter]

00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,230

It's finally over.

00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,267

Hippocampus: Finally over?

It's been a day.

00:13:37,301 --> 00:13:38,938

Are you seriously

still don't believe

00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:40,574

I've been trapped

in a loop for a century?

00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:42,578

As a scientist,

I have my doubts.

00:13:42,611 --> 00:13:44,448

I still think it would have

been easier for me to

00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:47,087

climb the mountain and block

the volcano with my body.

00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,657

For what it's worth,

I let you try that

00:13:48,691 --> 00:13:50,193

for a whole month.

00:13:50,227 --> 00:13:52,264

I'm gonna get some food.

Want anything?

00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:55,570

Ahh. Just to wake up

on a new day.

00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:59,779

No.

00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:01,315

No!

00:14:01,348 --> 00:14:02,651

[Panting]

00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:04,121

Chronos, you said

if I saved everyone

00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:05,691

you'd break the loop.

00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:06,860

We had a deal.

What are you trying to...

00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,262

[Speeds up]

00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,166

and I do not appreciate--

hang on.

00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,469

Did you just speed up time

while I was talking to you?

00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:12,638

That's incredibly...

00:14:12,671 --> 00:14:14,609

[Speeds up]

00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,445

on me for thinking

an elder god

00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:18,248

would be a grownup.

00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:19,718

Are you done?

00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:22,123

I said I'd reconsider,

and I did.

00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:24,160

Uh, no.

I'll even do it again,

00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,498

throw in another

reconsideration for free.

00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,035

Here you go. Mmm. No.

00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:30,140

Tyrannis: This is outrageous!

That's not what--

00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,945

So I changed my mind then

because whatever.

00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,782

Deal with it, man.

00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:37,453

But I even--I worked so hard

with my mum.

00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:40,392

Oh, yeah. You learned to work

with your mom.

00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:41,763

Good for you.

00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,432

So you want to keep doing that,

00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,169

learn how to work with people

and then work with them,

00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:47,173

or is it gonna turn out

that's the kind of thing

00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:48,810

you only do when you think

it's gonna

00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:50,312

pay off for you somehow,

00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:51,983

and once you realize it isn't

00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:55,657

get a little bored and give up

00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:59,097

now that you can really

afford to ask that question,

00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,936

now that you have the time?

00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,342

Thought so.

00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:06,378

♪ Reeerrrooo

00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,823

[Gasps]

00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:14,127

[Sparrows chirping]

00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,471

[Citizens screaming]

00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,992

[Screaming]

00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:46,793

Chronos: Wake up!

00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,195

Now that's what I'm

talking about.

00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:50,600

-Huh?

-You learned your lesson. Great.

00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:53,673

What lesson? That everything

is pointless, nothing matters?

00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:55,878

Yes! I haven't heard you crying

00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,681

and sucking your thumb

for a while

00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:58,984

or questioning me.

00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:01,523

Are you a child?

Are you kidding me?

00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:05,263

Little man, I would kill you

for talking to me like that,

00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:07,233

but you're going to live.

00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,170

I already know there's

something worse than death,

00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:11,442

and you clearly still need

to figure that part out.

00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:13,312

I'm trying to teach you

a real thing here.

00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:16,553

I'd love to introduce you

to my friends the dinosaurs,

00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:18,056

but I can't.

00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:19,659

Go ask them how important

it is to worry

00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:21,929

about all the other dinosaurs

and all that.

00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,398

It doesn't matter!

00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:25,136

These are lessons, little man.

00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:29,043

No one's ever gonna

do you any favors.

00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,947

That's the stupidest thing

I've ever heard

00:16:30,981 --> 00:16:32,651

in my entire life!

00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:35,657

Uh, yeah. All right. Fine,

but hey, here's your reward.

00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:37,728

Now consequences matter again.

00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:40,399

You get to live

the volcano day one more time,

00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:41,903

no take backs,

00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:43,472

move forward

with what you've learned.

00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:45,143

What are you gonna do,

little man?

00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,980

Wait. You didn't stop

the volcano?

00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:49,217

I didn't start the volcano.

00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,687

That was fire lizards.

00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,826

I just saw it and thought

this could be funny.

00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,564

But I can't save everyone now.

00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,837

The day already started,

and Shlub is famously erratic.

00:16:58,904 --> 00:17:01,308

Did I say you have

to save anybody?

00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:04,114

You don't have to do jack!

That's my point.

00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:07,253

This time, tomorrow is tomorrow

no matter what you do.

00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:10,760

Let's see what you do now that

you've had some perspective

00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:12,698

and--seriously?!

00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,136

This is how you want to

spend your last day?

00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:17,774

You moron! All right. Fine.

00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:20,412

We'll pick this up

after you die!

00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:23,318

So your plan is to

fight a volcano?

00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,490

I don't know.

That was the plan,

00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:27,528

and it worked before,

but Dad was unconscious.

00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:29,431

Also, have been drinking

for the past 100 years,

00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,402

so I'm not sure I totally

remember the plan,

00:17:31,435 --> 00:17:33,272

but it's life or death,

so let's go.

00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:35,343

Hippo, this is really happening,

so take it seriously.

00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,347

How could I not

take it seriously?

00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,284

Stupe, you are not

immune to lava.

00:17:39,317 --> 00:17:41,155

Really? Because I feel like

maybe just

00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:42,725

a little lava would be OK.

00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:46,231

Stupe, you are not...

immune...to lava.

00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:49,805

-Fair enough.

-No mistakes.

00:17:49,838 --> 00:17:51,676

One mistake.

Out of my system.

00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:53,112

[Volcano erupts]

00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:55,282

Hey! The volcano erupted.

00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:01,563

Tyrannis:

Does anyone see Shlub?

00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:04,067

Shlub: Did someone say Shlub,

and did they also say,

00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,604

"Let's see him juggle"?

00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:08,141

Tyrannis: There!

Someone shoot him before--aah!

00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:11,682

Could be worse.

00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,391

Deliria: Does your plan normally

involve you turning to yell

00:18:16,424 --> 00:18:18,362

at your father

and then falling off a roof

00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:20,934

into an alley

about to be filled with lava?

00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:23,306

Just get Dad out of the city!

00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:25,878

[Deliria screeches]

00:18:25,911 --> 00:18:27,881

[Grunting]

00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,626

-Whoa!

-[Screech]

00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:44,849

We did it! Everyone is out.

00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,722

Shlub: Still never hurts to do

one final sweep

00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,658

before the bar burns down.

00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:51,562

Dad, noooo!

00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,146

All right. That's enough.

Now you're being theatrical.

00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:02,016

At the end of it all,

you're just gonna throw

00:19:02,049 --> 00:19:03,620

your life away for your dad,

00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:05,690

who's gonna die

eventually anyway?

00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:08,329

What's your point even?

Doesn't make sense.

00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:11,201

Oh. What the hell

were you thinking?

00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,539

I wasn't. Honestly,

I didn't think.

00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,209

I just acted.

00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:18,349

How are you dumber

and less cool than dinosaurs?

00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:21,187

I don't know what those are,

but they sound stupid.

00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:23,794

-Uh, yeah.

-And I do it all again--

00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:25,262

leading people to safety,

00:19:25,329 --> 00:19:26,933

learning to make

the perfect omelet,

00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,937

going on a first date

with every woman in the city.

00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,108

[Speeds up]

00:19:31,174 --> 00:19:32,778

I guess I am stubborn.

00:19:32,811 --> 00:19:34,782

I didn't know how stubborn

until I spent a millennium

00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,385

refusing to say, "You win,"

00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:38,155

but my flaw is also

my strength, and...

00:19:38,188 --> 00:19:40,025

[Speeds up]

00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,596

maybe that's what being immortal

00:19:41,629 --> 00:19:44,367

makes it impossible

to understand.

00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:48,242

Oh, OK. So I thought you were

trying to say

00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:49,912

humans were better than us,

00:19:49,946 --> 00:19:52,016

but if you're saying it's

just how you were born,

00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:54,354

like a congenital disorder,

then it's not your fault,

00:19:54,387 --> 00:19:56,726

so there's no point in

me punishing you for it.

00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,765

Ehh, you humans can

go on existing,

00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,836

and I'll take a nap

till you're done.

00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:04,407

I'm gonna give you,

like, 10,000 years at most.

00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,911

Tyrannis: What about me?

00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:07,514

You'll live,

and you know what?

00:20:07,548 --> 00:20:09,518

I'll even undestroy your city.

00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:12,323

After you go to sleep tonight,

one more reset, no volcano.

00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:14,093

Never liked those

fire lizards anyway.

00:20:14,127 --> 00:20:17,299

I might actually skip my nap

and see how this pans out.

00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,273

You dummies aren't

uninteresting.

00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,277

-Unh!

-Ohh!

00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,214

Hippocampus: Is that it?

Is it over?

00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:26,351

Deliria: No. Now we get revenge

on Chronos

00:20:26,384 --> 00:20:28,455

for trapping me in the loop

with all of you.

00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,593

Rise up, worshippers.

00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,304

I want more flowers

in my temple this week.

00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:38,108

Hey! Free lava!

00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:40,479

Tyrannis: Stupe, no!

Stupendous: Aah!

00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,639

[Sizzling]

00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:57,346

The trick is to whisk enough air

into the eggs

00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,050

that they lighten

to a pale yellow,

00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,421

but if you whisk too much,

you actually beat the air

00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:02,991

out of them again,

00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:05,229

which will make

your omelet flat.

00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:07,166

[Sizzling]

00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,636

Hippocampus: Is this

enough chives?

00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,439

Yes, Hippo. Thank you,

but next time,

00:21:10,472 --> 00:21:12,043

cut them at a slight angle.

00:21:12,076 --> 00:21:13,513

It exposes more

of the interior,

00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:15,282

which extracts more flavor,

00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:18,188

and as a bonus, it's more

aesthetically pleasing.

00:21:18,221 --> 00:21:19,725

Hippocampus: I'll be damned!

00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:22,230

It is more

aesthetically pleasing!

00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:24,000

What's this sudden interest

in omelets?

00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,405

Oh. The city is going to be

destroyed in a few seconds,

00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:28,075

and I don't care anymore.

00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:30,881

-What?

-I said eat up.

00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,985

[Rumbling]

00:21:33,118 --> 00:21:34,621

Dan Harmon:

Did you get any of that?

00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:37,994

Voice: Bento!

[Cheering]