Появляется Утка-Пророчество

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Shlub: God, I could trample

a whole village

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with these bad boys.

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Mwah.

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Hippocampus: I did it.

Shlub: Did what?

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Hippocampus: I captured

Prophecy Duck.

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It took months of planning,

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but I finally got

that slippery son of a bitch.

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Shlub: Why would you capture

Prophecy Duck?

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He's a beloved oracle.

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Hippocampus: 'Cause I've been

wanting to trap

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and study an oracle.

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Are their powers real,

or are they big, fake scams?

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Shlub: Oracle powers

are very real.

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Tyrannis:

Oh, my goodness. Hello.

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Such a good, little duck,

one of the cutest ever.

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Say, "Quack, quack."

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Hippocampus:

Ty, stop petting Prophecy Duck.

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Tyrannis: Prophecy Duck?

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Hippocampus:

He's a traveling oracle.

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I've been tracking

his movements for months,

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and I finally managed

to trap him.

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Tyrannis: An oracle?

I'm confused.

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Aren't oracles

usually human women?

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Shlub: Oh, so you don't think

monsters can be oracles?

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Is that it?

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Tyrannis: Are ducks

even monsters?

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Shlub: Yes.

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Hippocampus: What's it like

being a bigot, Ty?

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Tyrannis: Well--what? No.

I don't know how oracles work.

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What do they do again,

predict the future?

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Hippocampus:

Less that, more spout off

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cryptic things

that could happen.

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I'm gonna prove it's a scam.

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Shlub: Not a scam.

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When an oracle tells you

something will happen, it does,

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like when the oracle

at Delphi told me

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I'd get into cliff diving--

ha ha ha!--and indeed I did.

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Tyrannis: Ha. Whatever you say.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack.

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Tyrannis: Was that a prophecy?

Was it good?

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Hippocampus: Dad,

you speak duck, right?

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What was Prophecy Duck's

oracle prediction?

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Shlub: When the black cat

prances by,

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the moon hangs high in the sky,

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and a pig's vomit is nigh,

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a rival king rises,

and you shall fall.

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Wowser. That's a spicy prophecy.

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Tyrannis: Spicy?

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It sounds like it's talking

about me being overthrown.

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Shlub: Well, that's what gives

it it's a-spice.

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[Theme music playing]

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Men: ♪ Huh!

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♪ Huh! Huh!

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♪ Huh huh huh!

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♪ Whoo!

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Tyrannis: So, what, a rival king

is going to overthrow me?

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Hippocampus: Careful, Ty.

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You know the Talus

story, right?

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Tyrannis: Talus?

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The guy who was told by

an oracle that he would drown,

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so he tried to teach himself

how to breathe underwater

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and subsequently drowned?

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Hippocampus: Talus' mistake

was listening to the oracle

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in the first place.

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All this oracle stuff works

on the power of suggestion.

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Once someone puts

a thought in your head,

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it's hard to get rid of it,

plus oracles like to say stuff

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that'll make you act crazy

and stir up drama

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so you keep coming back

for more advice.

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It's their business plan.

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Tyrannis: Wow. You're right.

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Those oracles

are clearly a scam,

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even the really cute ones.

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Shlub: Your skepticism

is unbecoming,

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and, if you don't

mind me saying, foul.

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If Prophecy Duck says a rival

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king is going to overthrow you,

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then a rival king

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is going to overthrow you.

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Now give me those crumbs.

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Daddy wants bread.

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Hippocampus: Ty, a rival king

is not gonna overthrow you.

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Listen. I monitor

all nearby city states

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and their desire to kill us.

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Tyrannis: Why?

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Hippocampus: Because the world

is a cesspool of hate.

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Read a vase once in a while.

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Tyrannis: Fair point.

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Hippocampus:

But, luckily for you,

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no rival king thinks of you

as a threat.

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A lot of them

haven't even heard of you.

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Tyrannis: You could have

phrased it differently.

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Hippocampus: Closest possible

threat is Asskill,

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but you guys are cool, right?

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Tyrannis: Yeah, totally cool,

and he's a true warlord,

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and he's got the best

intel of all,

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and I'm just gonna

double-check with him

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about the whole

"no rival kings" thing, so--

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Hippocampus:

Ty, don't visit him.

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You're falling

right into the trap here.

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This is how prophecies

come true.

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Shlub: It's coming true

either way.

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Stupendous: This is it,

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the huge monster cave

deep in the dark forest.

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You ready?

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Deliria: I suppose.

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Darling, I know you want us

to go on a big, fun adventure,

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but have you considered

a small, easy cave

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in the Forest of Mirth?

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Stupendous: Nope.

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It took a long time to get

you to agree to do this.

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We're not changing the plan now.

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Deliria: Agreements made drunk

hardly seem fair to enforce.

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Stupendous: Then no agreement

from you would be enforceable.

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Deliria: Well, if you say so,

then I suppose--

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Stupendous: No. I'm holding you

to this. Equipment check.

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Helmet, torch,

a can-do attitude.

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Deliria; Mm, I have

none of those things.

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Stupendous:

Zero out of 3 ain't bad.

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Mm! Rrgh! Uh!

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Deliria: We should

follow those bats.

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Perhaps they're flying

to a jewelry store or a pool.

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Stupendous: No. We're doing

a fun adventure...

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Deliria: [Sighs]

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Stupendous: plus...uh!

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Deliria: What are you doing?

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Stupendous: There's no monsters

in this cave.

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I took us down here because I

wanted to have a heart-to-heart

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and get something

off my chest...

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Deliria: No.

Frantic animal exit.

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Wuh! Ooh!

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Stupendous: and every time I try

to ask you, you fly away.

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Deliria: I do not.

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Stupendous: Uh!

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Deliria: I just fly away a lot.

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If it happens to coincide with

you saying something irritating

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and nonsensical and trying

to waste everyone's time,

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then that's simply

a happy coincidence.

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Stupendous: Nice try.

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You can't escape this cave

without me,

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so today we're going spelunking

and having a talk.

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Deliria: Oh, all right.

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[Babbling]

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Stupendous: I got all day.

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Deliria: Oh...

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Tyrannis: So you're super sure?

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Asskill: As sure

as can be, brother.

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You're the only king nearby.

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I've attacked

and eaten the rest.

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Tyrannis: How wonderful,

no rival kings nearby.

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Asskill: Except in my belly.

Ha ha ha!

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This is now a time of peace.

I call it Pax Killassiana.

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Tyrannis: That's

extremely catchy,

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and I'm sure it will take off.

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Thank you.

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Asskill: You're leaving already?

Would you like some blood tea?

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It's a delicacy.

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Tyrannis: I'm not much

of a tea drinker, but thanks.

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Asskill: Suit yourself.

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You like the bloodletting

too much.

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It makes me uncomfortable.

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Tyrannis: I knew there was

no reason to trust that duck.

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Oh, what's this soft sensation?

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Merchant: It's a silk rug, sir.

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Tyrannis: Silk rug? Wow.

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This is clearly

very high quality.

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Merchant: Very perceptive

of you.

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This is one of my finest

rugs available.

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Tyrannis: Perhaps I should

buy this for the palace.

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Merchant: Good call, sir.

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That pattern and texture

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will blend in perfectly

at your palace.

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Tyrannis: I'll buy it.

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I'll send some of my servants

to come pick it up later.

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Merchant: Sounds good, sir.

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Scott: You been to that

new rug merchant?

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Truly unforgettable rugs.

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Joshua:

Oh, man, they're the best.

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There's a reason everyone calls

that merchant the Rug King...

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Rug King... Rug King...

Rug King...

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Rug King...

Rug King... Rug King...

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Scott: Joshua, are you good?

Hello?

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My friend keeps repeating,

"Rug King," for no reason. Help!

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Man: Oh, my god!

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Different man:

What's wrong with him?

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Tyrannis: It's got to be just a

weird, dumb coincidence, right,

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I mean, this guy

being called Rug King

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right after I got

this "rival king" prophecy?

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I mean, how would I get

overthrown by some merchant,

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especially one who's

obviously so nice?

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Hippocampus: Exactly.

It's nothing to worry about.

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Tyrannis: It's just, people seem

to like him a lot, a lot a lot.

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Hippocampus: Do you remember

what we talked about?

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You have to stop fixating

on this prophecy.

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Oracles aren't real.

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I only had to study

Prophecy Duck for one afternoon

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to determine he has

no real powers.

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Now we're just hanging out.

He's staying for dinner.

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He might be a phony,

but he has a great personality.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Shlub: You card, you.

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By the way,

oracles are not phony,

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and the prophecy

is going to come true.

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Tyrannis: I'm not fixating

on the prophecy,

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but you have to agree,

it's interesting.

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A merchant who calls

himself a king?

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Who does that?

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Certainly an ambitious man--

that's for sure--

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perhaps someone whose ambitions

rival mine.

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"Rival." Oh!

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Hippocampus: No.

Naughty. Stop it.

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Tyrannis: What I should do,

and just as a precaution,

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is make friends with the guy.

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The prophecy says a rival king

will rise, and I will fall,

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so if I make this guy

a friend king, I'm fine.

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Hippocampus: I'm telling you,

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you got to stop thinking

about the prophecy.

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Tyrannis: I'm not thinking about

the prophecy anymore, Hippo.

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I'm thinking about the Rug King

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and how we're about to become

best friends.

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I love friends.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Shlub: That's true,

Prophecy Duck.

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Ha ha ha!

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Stupendous: Oh, big crack ahead,

gotta jump. Uh!

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"Jump," I said.

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Deliria: Don't push it.

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Stupendous: Jerky time.

Want any?

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Deliria: Lizard jerky?

No, thank you.

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Stupendous: Suit yourself.

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So I've been mad

at you recently.

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Deliria: Oh, for God's sake.

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Stupendous: It started after

the battle against the cows,

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the ones who walked

on their hind legs and--

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Deliria: And were racist.

Right. I remember now.

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Stupendous: It was a tough fight

against the cow army,

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but when the time came to fight

their extremely hateful leader

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Cowus Maximus, I noticed she--

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yes, female cows

can be racist, too--

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barely fought back.

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She was extremely weak.

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The whites of her eyes

had gone green,

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and she was frothing

at the snout.

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I had a hunch you did something

to weaken her

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because you didn't

have faith in me.

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Deliria: Oh, please.

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Stupendous: Then the other day,

I was rummaging

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through the dungeon trying

to find an old war hammer,

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and that's when I found

a vial of cow poison

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hidden away in there.

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Deliria: Oh, my God!

I'm bored of this blather.

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Is it any wonder I haven't

wanted to indulge in this?

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It's the most tiresome thing

we could possibly talk about.

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I'm off.

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Stupendous: Mom--

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[Creatures shriek]

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Deliria: Stupendous, didn't

you say this cave was empty?

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Shelly: Hey, Rug King,

we just wanted to say,

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we bought a rug from you

a few months back.

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Rug King: Yes. I remember--

the high-pile beige rug

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for the baby's room.

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Brutus: Great memory.

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Well, our baby was trampled

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by those feral goats

that used to live in town.

00:09:30,842 --> 00:09:32,344

Rug King: So sorry to hear that.

00:09:32,377 --> 00:09:33,914

Shelly: But your rug

was so plush,

00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,152

she might actually be OK

eventually, it seems like,

00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:38,022

and it's held up well

since then, too.

00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,692

Brutus; So we just wanted

to say thank you.

00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:41,462

Take care, King.

00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:43,701

Tyrannis: "Take care, King."

No one's ever said that to me.

00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:46,205

Oh, remember,

we're on a friend mission.

00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:49,244

Become his friend.

But how to befriend a stranger?

00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:51,649

Hmm, Shlub is good at this.

What would Shlub do?

00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:54,656

[Deep voice]

Why, it's the Rug King. Hello.

00:09:54,656 --> 00:09:56,793

Rug King: Oh, hello,

King Tyrannis.

00:09:56,826 --> 00:09:58,730

Tyrannis: How wonderful

to see you again.

00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:00,233

It's your lucky day.

00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,807

You're joining me for drinks

at the tavern.

00:10:03,841 --> 00:10:06,078

Kevin: Special for you,

Rug King.

00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:08,884

This one's completely

urine-free.

00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:09,953

[Snap]

00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,723

Tyrannis: You go out much?

00:10:11,756 --> 00:10:14,563

I bet you're a man

about town, a jaunty fellow.

00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:16,833

Rug King: Well, no.

00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,973

If I'm being honest,

social stuff makes me nervous.

00:10:20,006 --> 00:10:22,277

You know, I love to talk rugs,

but, well, this is my first time

00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,115

hanging out away from the shop

in a long time.

00:10:24,181 --> 00:10:26,252

[Normal voice] No way.

You're so beloved.

00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,691

Rug King: That's sweet,

but, no, I'm--I'm a shy guy.

00:10:28,691 --> 00:10:30,728

I get overwhelmed by

all the people here sometimes.

00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:33,266

Sometimes I think

about quitting the biz

00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,237

and moving far away

to become a farmer.

00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,441

Tyrannis: No. You shouldn't.

00:10:37,474 --> 00:10:38,911

Rug King: Thanks, King Ty.

00:10:38,978 --> 00:10:40,881

It feels good to be open

about my anxieties.

00:10:40,914 --> 00:10:43,185

Well, I better

get back to the shop.

00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:46,058

I've got rugs to sell.

See you later, bud.

00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,396

Tyrannis: This changes

everything.

00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:50,735

Kevin: Sorry. I accidentally

gave you the wrong mug.

00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:53,205

That mug was 100% urine.

00:10:53,239 --> 00:10:54,609

Tyrannis: Why?

00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,880

Kevin: I don't have time

to explain.

00:10:59,218 --> 00:11:00,621

[Sizzling]

00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:02,357

Tyrannis: Great news, everyone.

00:11:02,424 --> 00:11:05,296

I identified the Rug King's

main weakness--social anxiety.

00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,000

Hippocampus: I thought you were

gonna become friends with him,

00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,837

not identify

his weaknesses.

00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,875

Tyrannis: No. Yeah. Sure.

I mean, I didn't mean weakness.

00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:13,312

I meant we're friends now, and

because of that, the Rug King

00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:15,851

happened to reveal a solution

to our prophecy problem.

00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:19,024

Long story short,

we're throwing him a gala.

00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:22,230

Shlub: A gala?

I'll put on my bowtie.

00:11:22,263 --> 00:11:23,900

Hippocampus: This sounds

like a lot of work

00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,036

when you could be doing

what I would do

00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,906

in your situation--nothing.

00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:28,910

Tyrannis: Then I wouldn't be

creating an opportunity

00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,617

to overwhelm him

so he leaves the city,

00:11:31,617 --> 00:11:33,485

which sounds bad,

but it's a perfect plan,

00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,722

and it's best for both of us.

00:11:34,789 --> 00:11:35,924

Don't judge me.

00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,695

Other kings have done way worse

00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,164

than a last-minute gala

for a carpet merchant.

00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,968

Hippocampus: You know,

I might be a skeptic

00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:42,772

about the whole oracle thing,

but at this point,

00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:45,076

I'm just gonna let him

keep following this path.

00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:46,779

Shlub: I'm glad

you've come around.

00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:48,082

Prophecy Duck:

Quack quack quack.

00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:49,719

Shlub: You're right,

Prophecy Duck.

00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:53,960

Let's all wear bowties

to the gala.

00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,900

Stupendous: If we move quietly

and work together,

00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,706

we can avoid whatever creatures

made those shrieks.

00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:02,010

Deliria: Gods shouldn't

have to tiptoe.

00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,450

Stupendous: Huh! Uh!

00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,321

Mom, where are you?

00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:08,823

Deliria: Up here,

but if you're behind me,

00:12:08,823 --> 00:12:11,529

whose foot did I just step on?

00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,369

Creature: [Shrieks]

00:12:16,305 --> 00:12:18,944

[Shrieks]

00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:21,683

Deliria: Interesting.

00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:24,822

Maybe they're friendly.

00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,262

Well, I appreciate the honesty.

00:12:28,296 --> 00:12:31,235

Stupendous: Run! Stick with me.

The exit's closed.

00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:32,805

Deliria: Are you going

to kill them or not?

00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:34,308

Do you need me

to weaken them first?

00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,411

I would assume

I'm not allowed to help.

00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:39,619

Stupendous: Oh, now you

want to talk about it?

00:12:39,685 --> 00:12:41,122

Shlub: Have you seen these?

00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:43,594

Little flatbread rugs

with fringe.

00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:45,129

Tyrannis: Look at him

over there,

00:12:45,162 --> 00:12:46,899

sweating in the corner,

talking to no one,

00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,106

and it's not mean

because living on a quiet farm,

00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:54,081

so much better for him,

my friend the rug farmer,

00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,884

Farmer King, just a farmer.

00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,088

Shlub: And these experimental

rugs he brought,

00:12:58,088 --> 00:12:59,993

this one's an optical illusion.

00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:02,865

It's shocking.

The man is so creative.

00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,234

Prophecy Duck: Quack.

00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,873

Tyrannis: Time to rip off

the poultice.

00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:08,577

[Tap tap]

00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:11,214

Hear, hear. We're gathered here

today to celebrate--

00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:15,322

Uh, excuse me. Hello?

Why are you doing that here?

00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:17,995

This gala is to celebrate

the accomplishments and career

00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:19,932

of a man we've all come to love.

00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,636

We know that

I'm the king, of course,

00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:23,940

but this Rug King

has somehow stolen

00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:26,145

the hearts and minds

of the people of Krapopolis.

00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:28,884

He might seem shy,

but he practically begged me

00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,955

to let him come up here

and give a speech

00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:32,157

to all of you right now.

00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:33,660

Isn't that right, Rug King?

00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:35,330

Rug King: Hmm? Uh...

00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:38,202

Oh, gosh, uh, public speaking

is my worst fear.

00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,273

Tyrannis: What?

That's a silly fear.

00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:42,477

Becoming overthrown,

now, that's a fear.

00:13:42,512 --> 00:13:44,180

Come on. Speech!

00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,689

Crowd: Speech, speech, speech,

speech, speech, speech!

00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:51,529

Rug King: Sorry. I'm nervous.

I've never made a speech before.

00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:53,332

Tyrannis: Oy, the guy's a goner.

00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,738

I feel a little bad,

but, again, it's for the best.

00:13:55,771 --> 00:13:57,775

Rug King: I've never

made a speech,

00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:59,578

but I have made a rug,

00:13:59,612 --> 00:14:02,685

and a community can be

kind of like making a rug.

00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:06,058

A rug is made up of individual

threads brought together

00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:08,062

by a series

of techniques and tools.

00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:10,634

I like to think the sweet,

kind people of Krapopolis

00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:12,303

are those threads.

00:14:12,336 --> 00:14:14,842

The techniques, well,

those are our love of community,

00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,980

the tools the feeling you get

00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:18,984

when you give someone a hug

who needs one.

00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,620

Scott: I've never

thought of it that way.

00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:22,958

Rug King: The city itself, well,

that's the completed rug.

00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,260

When one thread pulls loose,

00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:25,965

the whole thing starts

to unravel,

00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,935

and that is what makes

Krapopolis so wonderful.

00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:31,342

All the threads

protect each other...

00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,813

Tyrannis: That's not even true.

Everyone hates each other.

00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:35,416

Rug King: and I'm

not one to curse,

00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,990

but--doggone it--this city

is worth fighting for.

00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:42,230

Scott: Wow. He's displaying

natural leadership skills.

00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,936

Joshua: He'd never ask me to,

but I'd die for him.

00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,940

Hell, I'd even

kill myself for him.

00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,244

Scott: Do you want someone

to ask if you're OK?

00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:52,818

Joshua: I do. That's the power

of the Rug King.

00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:55,991

Crowd: Rug King!

Rug King! Rug King!

00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,561

Tyrannis: No.

This is all going wrong.

00:14:57,561 --> 00:14:59,130

How could this be happening?

00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,769

Shlub, voice-over:

When the black cat prances by,

00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:04,107

the moon hangs high in the sky,

00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,780

and a pig's vomit is nigh...

00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,953

Tyrannis: Phew.

It's supposed to be a pig.

00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:11,889

Shlub, voice-over:

you shall fall.

00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:13,425

Tyrannis: No!

00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,536

Joshua: Rug King...

Rug King... Rug King...

00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,707

Scott: My friend

keeps repeating, "Rug King,"

00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:22,711

for no reason.

00:15:22,778 --> 00:15:23,914

Tyrannis: You think

you're the king?

00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,184

I'm the only king in town--

me, King Ty.

00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:29,057

Rug King? That's lunacy.

You want to be king?

00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:30,728

You really think

you can handle it?

00:15:30,761 --> 00:15:32,330

You can't handle the heat.

00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:35,202

Rug King: Uh, Ty, are you OK?

00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:37,708

Tyrannis: Am I OK?

How insulting.

00:15:37,742 --> 00:15:39,144

Guards, it's time.

00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:41,181

Lock the king

in the tower right now,

00:15:41,248 --> 00:15:43,554

and no matter what anyone says,

whoever's saying it,

00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:45,791

and no matter how reasonable

it might sound,

00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:49,131

don't let him out.

00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:50,801

Crowd: Rug King! Rug King!

00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,738

Tyrannis: OK. I probably

should have been more specific

00:15:52,805 --> 00:15:55,409

with my words, or perhaps less,

but this is a big mistake.

00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:56,947

Please, Prophecy Duck.

00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:58,783

I did everything possible

to stop your prophecy.

00:15:58,817 --> 00:15:59,886

I want a new one.

00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,590

Prophecy Duck: Quack.

00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:03,059

Shlub: He said no.

00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,895

Well, let's head

back to the gala.

00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:06,566

Prophecy Duck's friend

Party Duck

00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:10,039

was about to teach us

how to do a sloppy keg stand.

00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:12,177

Tyrannis: There's a duck

for everything now.

00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,613

Hippocampus: Bigot!

00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,983

Shlub: Do we go back up there

and hit him?

00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:16,485

Prophecy Duck: Quack.

00:16:16,552 --> 00:16:18,288

Shlub: You're more mature

than I, Prophecy Duck.

00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,193

You're right.

We're better than that.

00:16:20,193 --> 00:16:22,163

Tyrannis: Yecch.

Shut up already.

00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,600

Prophecy Duck:

Quack quack quack quack.

00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,504

Hippocampus: OK.

That's it. Let's hit him.

00:16:25,537 --> 00:16:26,506

[Footsteps]

00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:27,808

Tyrannis: [Whimpers]

00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:29,545

Stupendous: Huh huh huh...huh!

00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:31,816

Deliria: You want me to say I

poisoned the racist cow general?

00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:33,620

Stupendous: I want you

to say why.

00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,925

Deliria: I am sick of having

to watch your battles

00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,126

from the sidelines.

00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:38,997

You never let me

offer any input.

00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,734

It's like you don't trust me.

00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,205

Stupendous: Whoa, whoa. I trust

you, but war is my thing.

00:16:43,238 --> 00:16:45,409

You can't just sneak in

and poison the battle cattle.

00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:48,415

It almost feels

like you don't trust me.

00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:51,255

Deliria: Whoa. Ultimately,

I'm the victim here,

00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:54,227

the amount of racial invective

I had to listen to.

00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:56,265

You wouldn't believe

what those cows were saying

00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:58,002

about the Macedonians,

00:16:58,035 --> 00:17:00,908

not entirely off base,

I'll grant them that.

00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:03,312

[Creatures shrieking]

00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:07,019

Stupendous:

The bridge. What do we do?

00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:09,558

Deliria: Ugh, follow my lead.

00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:11,596

Huh! Uh!

00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,098

Stupendous: Aww.

00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,269

Deliria: Yes, yes.

I'm playing along now.

00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:19,979

Stupendous: Oh. I was awwing

the monkey, but aww.

00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:22,818

Huh! Huh! Uh!

00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:25,023

Deliria: Huh! Uh!

00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,260

Stupendous: Look at us,

working together.

00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,398

Deliria: Oh, shut up.

Is that the exit up ahead?

00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:32,203

Stupendous: Huh! Uh!

Wow. We made it.

00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,341

Deliria: I assume you hate me

00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:36,378

after the whole cow thing,

though.

00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:38,382

Is at the end

of our relationship?

00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,721

Stupendous: What? No.

I feel amazing.

00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,424

Deliria: You do? Why?

00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,394

Stupendous: I'm still mad.

You shouldn't do what you did.

00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,733

It makes battle unfair,

but I thought you poisoned her

00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,870

because you didn't think

I could beat the cows,

00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,540

and now I know

it's because you wanted

00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:52,945

to get in on the fun

and feel listened to.

00:17:53,012 --> 00:17:54,649

Deliria: I mean, I guess.

00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,184

Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.

00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,990

Deliria: Wow, so it was

that easy the whole time?

00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:01,862

That's all I needed to do,

say some words?

00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,365

Stupendous: Yep.

00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,869

I'm kind of glad

we went down there, though.

00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:07,508

We finally talked, and we

had an amazing adventure.

00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:09,878

Deliria: Well, I was about

to seal off this entrance,

00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:13,251

but now I vow to protect the

cave and its little monsters.

00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:16,057

We can come here whenever

you need to talk at me--

00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:17,561

I mean, to me.

00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:20,199

Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.

Let's go home.

00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,973

Deliria: Not now, wendigos.

00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,345

Wendigo: [Whimpers]

00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:28,149

Tyrannis:

This is where I belong.

00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,053

Prophecy Duck's oracle

prediction came true,

00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:31,154

and it should have.

00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,591

I don't deserve to be king.

00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,060

Guard: Sir, what

are those tallies?

00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,797

It's barely been a day.

00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:36,933

Tyrannis: Tallies?

00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,937

Guard: You have a visitor.

00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:40,507

Rug King: Hi, King.

00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:42,344

Tyrannis: Don't look at me!

Stop looking at me.

00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:43,847

Rug King: How's it going

up here?

00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,185

Tyrannis: Oh, why are you

so nice after what I did?

00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:47,486

Well, you overthrew me.

00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,391

I'm overthrown,

and I deserve it.

00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:51,562

I deserved to drink urine.

00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,065

Rug King: Huh?

00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,067

Tyrannis: Here.

You can even have my crown.

00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,136

Take it, Rug King.

00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:58,208

[Crown bounces away]

00:18:58,242 --> 00:19:00,379

You can get it on the way out.

00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:02,484

Rug King: Sir, I don't know

what you think is happening,

00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,789

but I don't want

to overthrow you.

00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,358

I don't want to be king.

00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:08,362

Rug King was just a nickname,

a marketing trick,

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plus we're friends.

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Tyrannis: But the prophecy.

00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:13,338

Tyrannis: I wasn't prepared

for that big gala,

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but it finally

helped me overcome

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my fear of public speaking.

00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,984

I was always so scared of it,

and you stepped up as a friend

00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:20,688

and helped me realize

I can do it.

00:19:20,721 --> 00:19:22,423

I don't have to be

afraid of other people...

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Tyrannis: Wow.

That's actually beautiful.

00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:26,566

Rug King: so now

I have no reason

00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,603

to ever stop being

a rug salesman.

00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,807

I don't want to run away

and become a farmer anymore.

00:19:30,874 --> 00:19:34,982

I love my life in Krapopolis,

so thank you.

00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:37,153

You're a good king

with a good heart

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who pulled me up

when I was at my lowest,

00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:41,629

so I'm gonna do

the same for you--free you.

00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:43,298

Tyrannis: Really?

00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:44,301

Rug King: Not sure I have

the jurisdiction to free you

00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,671

since you're the king

00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:47,073

and actually locked

yourself in here.

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It's kind of a riddle almost.

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No one knows what to do,

but everyone seems to like me,

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so I think they'll let me do it.

00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:52,684

Tyrannis: Wow.

00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:54,555

To think all this happened

because of a prophecy.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack.

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Tyrannis: Right.

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Person: Bento.

[Cheering]

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He wasn't the king

who overthrew me. I was.

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I tricked myself

into a paranoid frenzy

00:20:03,306 --> 00:20:05,042

and then locked myself

in the tower.

00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:07,447

I don't even know if it was

Hippo or Shlub who was right,

00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,754

but either way, wow,

learning moment.

00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:12,858

Agh! Ooh! Uh! Ow!

00:20:12,892 --> 00:20:16,397

Ooh! Oh! Uh! Ow! Uh! Ooh! Oww!

00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:21,375

Shlub: That is so true

about women. Ha ha ha!

00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,745

Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!

00:20:22,745 --> 00:20:25,784

It's got all the fun

of something super offensive,

00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:29,357

and yet I wouldn't mind being

quoted saying it in any context.

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You're really something,

Prophecy Duck.

00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:32,230

Prophecy Duck: Quack.

00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,267

Tyrannis: Well, I certainly

learned my lesson.

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Prophecy Duck,

I owe you an apology.

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I tried to outsmart

your oracle prediction,

00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:41,983

but in the end, I'm the one

who made it all come true,

00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,387

so basically, props.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,864

Shlub: Wow.

Prophecy Duck just predicted

00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:51,067

that some thousands

of years from now,

00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,472

your descendants

will be able to purchase

00:20:53,472 --> 00:20:57,179

a Prophecy Duck stuffed animal

from a fox, no less.

00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,183

That is if I'm

understanding correctly.

00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,520

Prophecy Duck:

Quack quack quack.

00:21:00,587 --> 00:21:02,122

Shlub: He said

if they don't buy many

00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,227

such Prophecy Duck

stuffed animals,

00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,930

then they too shall fall.

00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,101

Tyrannis: Fall like

down the stairs, I suppose.

00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,306

Prophecy Duck:

Quack quack quack quack.

00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:11,776

Shlub: I'm afraid not.

00:21:11,776 --> 00:21:14,080

Civilization

itself shall crumble.

00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,851

All that is valued

shall be lost.

00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:20,225

The seas shall boil,

and the earth shall split.

00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,096

Hippocampus: Thousands of years

from now, he said?

00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:23,199

Shlub: That's right.

00:21:23,232 --> 00:21:24,635

Tyrannis: All right. Phew.

00:21:24,668 --> 00:21:26,004

Not really our problem,

then, is it?

00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:27,707

Shlub: Don't see

how it would be.

00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:28,876

To Prophecy Duck.

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Tyrannis and Hippocampus:

To Prophecy Duck.

00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,817

Dan Harmon:

Did you get any of that?

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Voice: Bento.