Благотворное средство от прыщей

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or "hand" as I call it,

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travels around the circle

once per hour.

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Now, what do I mean

when I say "hour"?

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Joshua: I have a question.

What's with that zit?

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Hippocampus: It's nothing.

It's a zit. Whatever.

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So, the beauty of this

"clock" is that--

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Miriam: Are you gonna

pop that thing? Or can I?

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Hippocampus: You guys,

what I'm showing you here

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is probably the most useful

thing that I've ever invented.

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Shelly: Is it hot to the touch?

Hippocampus: The clock?

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Shelly: No, the thing

on your face.

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Joshua: What's a clock?

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Hippocampus: It's what

I'm showing you!

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It's the thing behind me.

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Miriam: How can anyone

focus on that when

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you've got this

massive weeping zit

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staring at us?

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Hippocampus: It's just

dead skin and excess oil.

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Joshua: Are you trying

to make us sick?

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Hippocampus:

I'm trying to show you

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a life-changing invention.

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Miriam: Look how

it moves when he talks.

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Hippocampus:

All right, you know what?

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This thing is too good

for you people.

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I'm showing you

the future of civilization

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and all you care about

is my face?

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I'll tell you what time it is:

it's time for you

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to grow up!

Grow up!

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Joshua: Look out,

it's gonna blow!

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Citizens: Aah! Oh!

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Singers: ♪ Huh ♪

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♪ Huh huh huh huh ♪

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♪ Whoo ♪

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Tyrannis:

Great news, everyone. Our pile of dead horses

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has finally been cleared

by wolves.

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So, now we've got

a small wolf problem,

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but a nice patch of land

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in the town square

for public use.

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Shlub: I thought the pile

of dead horses

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was for public use.

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Stupendous: So, what are you

gonna put there?

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Tyrannis: I was thinking

we plant a tree.

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One of those super old trees

that everyone loves.

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It won't be old when we plant

it, but in 100 years--

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Stupendous: Boring! You wanna

know what we need? A statue.

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Tyrannis: A statue? Of whom?

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Stupendous: Of youm, ya nimrod!

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I was just in Argos

and they have this

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huge statue of their king

on a horse.

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Gave the whole town a thing

to rally behind.

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And it was a blast to tear down.

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So, I was thinking,

you're always complaining

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people don't show you

enough respect

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and blah blah blah.

But maybe

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it's just cuz they forget

you're their leader.

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Deliria: Leader of what?

Tyrannis: Are you really asking that

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or are you just trying

to make me feel bad?

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Deliria: Mmm...give me a clue.

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Tyrannis: Krapopolis, this city!

Deliria: Krapopolis, of course.

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Shlub: I think a statue

is a great idea.

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A heroic pose,

you leading the charge,

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toga blowing in the breeze,

maybe show a little skin.

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Tyrannis: I'm not doing that.

Deliria: Oh, I know what's happening.

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He's insecure about his body.

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Stupendous: Great call.

Tyrannis: Nope, nothing could be

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further from the truth.

I simply don't want to

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shove my face

in everyone's face.

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I love this city

too much to do that.

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Hippocampus: It's official.

I hate this city.

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I just showed them the most

important invention since forks

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and all they can focus on

is my appearance.

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Deliria: Yes, what is going on

with your appearance?

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Hippocampus: Well, like

most living creatures,

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I sometimes get pimples,

and apparently,

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that's all that anyone

can focus on.

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Tyrannis: It's all

I'm focusing on.

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Stupendous: There's almost

nothing else visible in there.

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Shlub: Whoever cursed you,

she did a great job.

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Hippocampus: It's not a curse.

This pimple

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is naturally occurring.

Shlub: No such thing.

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Hippocampus: Mom, can you

just get rid of this?

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It doesn't bother me but it's

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interfering with

the part of my job

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where I unveil

something brilliant

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and everyone knows

I'm brilliant.

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Deliria: Oh, I wouldn't

trust myself to

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take on a pimple like that.

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But I have a fantastic skin guy.

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Dr. Paulakis.

He's a genius.

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Hippocampus: Let's not

throw that word around.

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He's a skin guy.

Deliria: He happens

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to be a demigod, but he has

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the pore-clearing powers

of a full one.

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Hippocampus: Fine. Let's just

get this thing off my face

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so I can get back to everyone

knowing how smart I am.

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Deliria: Oh, I love it!

A spa weekend!

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Hippocampus: Not a spa

weekend, a spa hour

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at most, and you'd know

what an hour was

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if I didn't have this zit!

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Shlub: Look at this statue here.

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It's absolutely gorgeous,

correct?

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Six-pack abs, every muscle

perfectly sculpted.

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The butt, muscular yet inviting.

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Stupendous: I'd lick that

statue from top to bottom.

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Shlub: I'd meet you

in the middle.

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Tyrannis: Yes,

it's a beautiful statue.

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Why do I care?

Shlub: Because, my dear boy,

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this is a statue of King Jorbus.

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Tyrannis: Who's King Jorbus?

Stupendous: He's that dog-faced

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king from downriver.

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Tyrannis: Oh, that guy?

He's a dog!

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Stupendous:

Yeah, a big, lumpy,

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hairy, ugly dog.

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Tyrannis: Mangy,

jowly, drooling...

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Shlub: I picture

King Jorbus whenever

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I need to slow things

down with your mother,

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if you know what I mean!

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Stupendous: Dad,

we were having fun.

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Shlub: And so were

your mother and I--

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too much!--until

I thought of King Jorbus.

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Stupendous: The point is,

we found the sculptor

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who did this, and he says he can

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do the same for you.

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Tyrannis: Wow.

A statue like this of me?

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OK, I'm going to make

a small confession here.

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Stupendous: You're ashamed

of your body. Tyrannis: I'm ashamed of--no.

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Stupendous: We said it earlier.

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Tyrannis: But you were

wrong then because

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you didn't know, whereas now you

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do know because I'm telling you.

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Shlub: Well, I'd say

it was pretty clear.

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Tyrannis: No, it wasn't.

You were speculating.

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Stupendous: Correctly.

Tyrannis: Incorrectly.

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But in a way that coincidentally

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echoed a hidden truth:

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I am ashamed of my body.

OK.

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Tyrannis: But if this guy

can make Jorbus look this good,

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he could certainly touch up

my few minor flaws!

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You know, the handful of things

that no one else notices

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but that I focus on.

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Stupendous: Like

super-skinny arms.

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Shlub: Or your

completely outsized head.

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Tyrannis: We don't

need to list them.

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Stupendous: Oooh!

That patch of eczema that led

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Hippo to discover eczema.

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Shlub: The knees.

Stupendous: Oh, yeah!

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Shlub: Those baggy nipples.

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Tyrannis: They're

only baggy because

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Stupe keeps twisting them!

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Stupendous: Or do I twist 'em

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because they're baggy?

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It's a chicken and the egg

situation.

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But with nipples.

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Shlub: Baggy nipples!

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Stupendous: But, yeah,

I think this guy could

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touch all that up.

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Hippocampus: I don't get it.

I thought one of

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the perks of

being an immortal

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is that you have no flaws.

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Deliria: Please.

Beauty amongst gods

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is a competitive business.

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Last year, I was in the sauna

here with Demeter!

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"Goddess of Grain" is right!

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She should try being

the "Goddess of

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Lean Protein" for a bit.

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Sherry: Welcome to Dermiapolis

Aesthetic Lab.

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Hippocampus: "Lab"? Pfft.

We're barely inside

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and already swimming

in pseudoscience.

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Deliria: Oh, stop.

Cosmetologists are just

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chemists who have sex.

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Uh, Deliria, Goddess, the.

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We're here to see Dr. Paulakis.

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Dr. Paulakis: Deliria!

Deliria: Dr. Paulakis!

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Dr. Paulakis: Ahh!

You don't look a day over

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7 million billion.

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Deliria: Mwah! Mwah!

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Dr. Paulakis: I've got

some cream for that.

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Deliria: For what?

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Dr. Paulakis:

Don't worry about it.

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And this must be your--

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absolutely gigantic

nodular papule.

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Hippocampus:

I'm Hippocampus. Her son.

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Deliria: Yes, can you

do anything for him?

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Dr. Paulakis: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm,

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uh-huh, uh-uh, ahhh...

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and the pimple is the only thing

we're doing today?

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Hippocampus: Yes.

Dr. Paulakis: That's a damn shame.

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Tell me, Hippo,

how do you wash your face?

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Hippocampus: Um, with water?

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Dr. Paulakis: Water?! Nooooo!

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I'm not hearing this, Deliria.

Zap my ears off!

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No, seriously, do it.

They grow back

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so smooth, like a baby's.

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Deliria: Dr. Paulakis

says that water

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loads your face with toxins.

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Hippocampus: Can we stop

pretending this is a medical thing

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and just pop the zit? Please?

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Deliria: Right. You'll

have to forgive Hippocampus.

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He's a bit of

a self-care skeptic.

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Dr. Paulakis: Well,

let's change that right now.

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Let me show you what we do here.

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This is our Dermatorium.

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Deliria: Everyone here

is glowing!

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Do you milk your own fairies?

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Dr. Paulakis: On site!

This is our

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physical therapy center.

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Hippocampus: Wow.

Is that Achilles?

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Dr. Paulakis: Sure is.

Achilles: Ahhhhh!

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How do I always

forget about those heels!

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It's almost like forgetfulness

is my central flaw.

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Dr. Paulakis: In this room,

we're using

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a simple prosthetic to turn

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a cyclops into a regularclops.

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Let's watch.

Cyclops: I'm pretty!

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Hippocampus:

What's going on in there?

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Dr. Paulakis: We're giving

a Kraken huge boobs.

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And the self-confidence

to ask for a promotion.

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Hippocampus: How do you do that?

Dr. Paulakis: The boobs.

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OK,

that Kraken did look

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pretty thrilled

with his new jugs, but

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I'm skeptical of

any medical facility

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that serves mimosas.

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Dr. Paulakis: Let's get

that thing off your face

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before it orders lunch!

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This might pinch a bit.

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Hippocampus: Aah!

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Dr. Paulakis: See for yourself.

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Hippocampus: I...I don't

know what to say!

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What was in that syringe?!

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Dr. Paulakis:

Mermaid pee-pee.

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It's the most astringent

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substance on Earth.

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Trust me, I've tasted them all.

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Merman: Hey, cutie.

If you want to take care

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of that bacne, I've got

a full tank.

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Just say the word.

Hippocampus: I'm good.

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Dr. Paulakis: You are good.

And don't you feel good?

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Hippocampus: Well, whatever

emotional thing

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I'm feeling, it doesn't matter.

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All that matters is people

will listen to me again.

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Dr. Paulakis: It's true.

Medically speaking,

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people respect you more

when you're

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easy to look at.

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Not to be indelicate, Hippo,

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but, uh...may I?

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Hippocampus: Oh, um...

Oh, I don't, I don't--

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My cheekbones have cheekbones.

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You're telling me I could

have bone structure?

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Dr. Paulakis: Any structure

can have bones

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if you stick bones in it.

And Hippo?

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We have so many bones.

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Hippocampus: Remind me what that

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scary-looking machine does?

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Dr. Paulakis: You're a man

of science, so,

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I won't mince words.

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These tube-y things suck

some goop out of you,

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which makes you look hot.

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Hippocampus:

What? What kind of "goop"?

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Dr. Paulakis: I don't know

how much more

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detail you want

than that, Mr. Hippo.

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Sherry: Mimosa?

You're gonna look

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sooo bony.

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Hippocampus:

Could someone just say

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there's a medical reason why

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the mimosa is necessary?

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Deliria: Just drink

the damn mimosa.

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It's a spa weekend.

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Hippocampus: I guess it is.

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Um, should you be drinking

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right now--aghh-GGGaaah!

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Tyrannis: I love the way

you did the muscles.

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Entochus: Yes, clients

have been asking for

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more and more skin.

Shlub: Love that stuff!

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Entochus: It just projects

confidence, doesn't it?

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Honestly, the more they show,

the cooler they seem.

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Tyrannis: You know what?

What if we took

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my statue further?

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What if we went fully nude?

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How bold would that be?

00:08:55,538 --> 00:08:56,673

The king with nothing to hide!

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Shlub: It's like they say:

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"You haven't had fun till /

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You've gone full frontal!"

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Do they say that?

Or did I just make that up?

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I can't tell these days.

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Tyrannis: Let's do it!

A nude statue!

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Stupendous: Who's this guy?

He sounds like my brother

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but he's got the body

confidence of a normal person.

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Tyrannis: Well, it's not

that much of a risk.

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We all saw what this gifted

sculptor did with Jorbus.

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I think I'm

in pretty good hands.

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Entochus: I love it. So, just

stand here and strip down.

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Tyrannis: Me strip?

I assumed you could

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do the naked bits

without actually seeing them.

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You can't just

fill in the blanks?

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Stupendous:

There's my brother back.

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Entochus: Do you want me

to strip down

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to put you at ease?

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Shlub: I'm already naked.

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Stupendous: You want me

to drop trou? I'll drop trou.

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Tyrannis: No one

needs to drop trou.

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I've got this.

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The uh, the shirt as well?

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Entochus: Obviously.

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Stupendous: What the hell is

that other thing you're wearing?

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Tyrannis: It's a new kind

of garment.

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I call it "under-wear."

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Stupendous: "Under-wear"?

Because you wear it

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under your clothes?

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That's the stupidest thing

I ever heard of in my life.

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We don't have to stay

for this, right?

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Shlub: Not if there's wine

anywhere in the world.

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Tyrannis: OK, I'll just...

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Entochus: Oof. Students?

You can come in now.

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Tyrannis: You have students?!

Entochus: Of course.

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I'm an artist.

I have a huge ego. Ladies?

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Tyrannis: Your students

are women?

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Entochus: I have

a god complex combined with

00:10:04,843 --> 00:10:06,111

psycho-sexual control issues.

00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:08,116

Why are we even having

this conversation?

00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,454

Hippocampus: So, the hand

travels around the circle,

00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:11,957

indicating the movement of time.

00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:14,662

Woman #1: That is so smart.

Woman #2: Absolute genius.

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Hippocampus: Thank you!

This fish-man

00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,803

could get fish-used to this.

00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,975

Deliria: Aha.

Can we skip the part

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where I say, "I don't want

to say I told you so,"

00:10:23,146 --> 00:10:24,849

and get right

to the "I told you so"?

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Because: I told you so.

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Hippocampus: Go ahead

and tell me so.

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All I know is it was

a hell of a lot easier

00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:30,795

holding their attention

looking like this.

00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:32,598

Deliria:

Oh, my boy, all of life is

00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:33,833

easier when you're hot.

00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,469

And what makes it

even easier than that

00:10:35,537 --> 00:10:37,440

is when people you're with

are hot

00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:39,111

or at least not not hot,

00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:41,349

so you don't have to deal

with their insecurities.

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Such a drag. Did you want

a refill on that mimosa?

00:10:44,288 --> 00:10:46,425

Hippocampus: Yeah, I just need

to get the server's attention.

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Deliria: No, you don't.

Just stare at your

00:10:48,295 --> 00:10:51,435

empty glass and make

the slightest frown.

00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,609

Sherry: Let me get that for you.

Hippocampus: Unbelievable.

00:10:54,742 --> 00:10:55,811

It's like a superpower.

00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:57,414

Deliria: Welcome to hotness,

00:10:57,548 --> 00:10:58,783

where everyone works for you

00:10:58,884 --> 00:11:01,021

and everything is free.

00:11:02,491 --> 00:11:04,495

Entochus: Wow,

there's a lot of detail

00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:05,798

on this guy, huh, ladies?

00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,568

Student: Yeah, are

you guys seeing this fold

00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,704

on top of this other fold?

00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:10,273

Tyrannis:

That's a very common fold.

00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:11,910

Student: I don't even

know what I'm looking at.

00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,446

Tyrannis: Thankfully,

none of this is getting

00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,749

into the actual

sculpture, right?

00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:16,251

Entochus: What?

King Jorbus: Knock knock!

00:11:16,351 --> 00:11:18,724

Entochus: Jorbus! How are

you doing, old friend?

00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:20,193

Tyrannis: Jorbus?

King Jorbus: I just wanted to

00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,297

stop by and take a look

at my statue.

00:11:22,397 --> 00:11:24,401

Tyrannis: You're King Jorbus?

No, no, no, no.

00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:25,838

King Jorbus is ugly.

00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:27,608

King Jorbus: Oh, you're

thinking of my brother

00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:28,777

King Glorbus.

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I got the looks in the family.

00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:32,116

But you should hear him sing.

00:11:32,217 --> 00:11:33,052

Voice of an angel.

00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,254

Tyrannis: So,

then, that statue

00:11:34,354 --> 00:11:35,624

is not...exaggerated?

00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:37,160

Entochus: Exaggerated?

Oh, I would never.

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That would defeat

the purpose of my art.

00:11:39,297 --> 00:11:41,703

My whole thing

is absolute realism.

00:11:41,803 --> 00:11:43,139

Tyrannis: OK, but don't

you achieve that by

00:11:43,272 --> 00:11:45,711

pursuing, um,

a-a kind of creative

00:11:45,777 --> 00:11:47,081

flight of fancy?

Entochus: Nope.

00:11:47,214 --> 00:11:49,385

Tyrannis: Capture

the truth of how it looks

00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:50,555

by making it look a little

00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:51,923

different from the way it looks?

00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:53,860

Entochus: No. Realism.

00:11:57,768 --> 00:11:59,104

Tyrannis: Oh, God.

You put it all in there?

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Even the random patch of

hair on my left buttock?

00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,412

Student: It makes me

sad...and angry...

00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:04,816

and nauseated all at once.

00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,954

It's genius.

You're a genius.

00:12:07,054 --> 00:12:08,624

Entochus: Date me.

Student: That's the only reason

00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:10,259

I took the class.

Entochus: Christie, I have

00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:12,464

a new girlfriend now.

You're number two.

00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,134

Christie: Love you and hate you.

00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,671

Deliria: All right.

I've officially had

00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:17,508

every treatment

this place offers.

00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:19,377

I've had wax applied

where nothing

00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,015

waxable grows.

Time to go.

00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,687

Centaur Therapist:

Don't forget to drink waterrrrr!

00:12:23,787 --> 00:12:24,922

Hippocampus:

Pfft. I am water.

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Sure you don't wanna stay

a couple days?

00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:27,962

I got nothing going on at home.

00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:29,666

Deliria: You don't want

to get back to your lab?

00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:31,068

That's not the Hippocampus

I know.

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Hippocampus: I'm not

that Hippo anymore.

00:12:32,771 --> 00:12:34,709

I'm this now.

You welcomed me to hotness

00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:35,978

and I'm not going back.

00:12:36,111 --> 00:12:37,648

Woman #1: Hey, Hippo,

you wanna tell us

00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:39,953

more about your clock?

Woman #2: Or anything?

00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,691

Hippocampus: Love to.

So, how the clock works is

00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,962

I put these wheels in it.

They have jaggy edges.

00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:46,532

I know what they're called.

They're, um,

00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,204

they're those wheels, those

wheels with jaggy edges.

00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:51,075

They're, like, round?

You know--you know,

00:12:51,142 --> 00:12:52,512

I don't think there's

a word for 'em.

00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:54,983

I'll make one up.

Spiky Rounds.

00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,953

And the reason for them is...

00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:58,389

something about the clock.

00:12:58,523 --> 00:13:00,962

So, then, it kinda goes around

and you can be like,

00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:04,268

"OK, there you go!

See, it's...a clock."

00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:05,904

Deliria: OK, well,

now this is embarrassing.

00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:07,575

Hippocampus: Hey,

should I get my quads done?

00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:08,677

Dr. Paulakis says it would

00:13:08,777 --> 00:13:10,146

balance out my whole profile.

00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,950

Deliria: Something's

wrong with you.

00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,620

Hippocampus: So, you agree,

my profile's a little off.

00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,724

Deliria: Not your profile.

You're stupid.

00:13:15,824 --> 00:13:17,227

Hippocampus: Huh?

Deliria: The machine.

00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:20,299

It gave you looks

but stole your intelligence!

00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,970

Hippocampus:

Oh, my God...I'm dumb!

00:13:22,104 --> 00:13:24,174

Deliria: And I'm surprised

to find I care.

00:13:24,274 --> 00:13:26,780

I suppose I take a certain pride

in your intelligence.

00:13:26,913 --> 00:13:30,755

As should you, Hippocampus!

He's made you stupid!

00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:32,825

Hippocampus: Right!

OK, think. Oh!

00:13:32,925 --> 00:13:35,163

I had a contingency plan

in case I ever got dumb!

00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,100

This is exactly why

I came up with it,

00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:38,971

this specific situation.

I thought,

00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:41,008

what if I got dumb

and I wasn't smart anymore?

00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:42,779

I could still have a smart plan

as long as

00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:45,049

I didn't have to come up with it

with my dumb brain!

00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:47,153

So, I came up with a plan

for how to get smart again

00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,157

if I ever was dumb.

Deliria: Yes?

00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:53,099

Hippocampus: I can't remember.

I can't remember! Gah!

00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,902

Deliria: All right, all right,

let's not panic.

00:13:55,036 --> 00:13:57,642

We'll figure something out

before your intelligence

00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:58,677

slips away altogether.

00:13:58,744 --> 00:13:59,746

Hippocampus: Stupid Smart Hippo!

00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:00,981

Should've made the plan dumber

00:14:01,114 --> 00:14:03,152

so a dumb person

could understand it!

00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:04,756

But I think

basically good things

00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:07,027

happen to good people.

So, we're gonna be fine.

00:14:07,127 --> 00:14:09,833

Deliria: Oh, my God,

we're too late. Help!

00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:13,272

Help! Someone help

my gorgeous idiot son!

00:14:16,913 --> 00:14:17,915

OK,

so, that butt-lift

00:14:18,015 --> 00:14:19,083

is going to settle in a bit,

00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,153

but if it slides

down your thighs,

00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:21,923

and especially to your ankles,

00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,126

come back in for a touch-up.

00:14:23,226 --> 00:14:25,029

Satyr: Got it.

Oh, I forgot

00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,499

to ask about pooing.

00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,037

Dr. Paulakis: Don't!

Satyr: Don't ask? Or...?

00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:30,473

Dr. Paulakis:

You'd really better not.

00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:31,876

Deliria: Hello there.

Sorry to bother you.

00:14:31,977 --> 00:14:33,346

Something's wrong

with Hippocampus.

00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:35,917

You seem to have removed

his intelligence.

00:14:36,017 --> 00:14:37,788

Dr. Paulakis: Did I not do

what I said I would?

00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:39,825

Deliria: Yes, you made

him hot, but you also

00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:42,096

made him into a vapid,

brainless idiot,

00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:43,934

which is not what we wanted

and also

00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,336

a really harmful stereotype.

00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:47,407

Dr. Paulakis: Well, I'm sorry,

but the goo that

00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:48,844

contains a mortal's "ugly"

00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,282

also unfortunately

contains their "smarts."

00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,487

Suck out some ugly,

you suck out some smarts. It's just science.

00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,091

Hippocampus: That makes

total sense to me.

00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:57,861

I don't even need

any further explanation.

00:14:57,995 --> 00:14:59,566

I'm just buying it

and moving on.

00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,967

Deliria: Just change him back.

00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,672

He's like a whole new

Hippocampus now

00:15:02,772 --> 00:15:03,807

and I really don't have

the energy

00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:04,842

to get to know him again.

00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,445

Dr. Paulakis: Oh, I'm afraid

00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:07,413

I can't do that.

00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:08,717

Hippo's smart goo is

00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,152

incredibly valuable stuff.

00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:12,558

If you apply it topically,

it plumps your lips

00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:13,860

like nothing else I've tried.

00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,029

Hippocampus: Ooh, really?

00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:16,098

Dr. Paulakis: Yes,

I'm calling it

00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:17,400

Dr. Paulakis' Lip Food.

00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:18,937

Deliria: Oh, the packaging

is superb,

00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:20,707

but that doesn't change

the fact that

00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:22,010

he needs it all back!

00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,379

Dr. Paulakis:

What did I tell you?

00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:24,414

It's mine now!

00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:26,620

Deliria: You have chosen

the wrong battle!

00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,356

Oh, my God.

I hate how much

00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:29,692

I want one of those!

00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:30,861

Tyrannis: Dad,

why did you think

00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,030

Jorbus was the ugly one?

00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:33,332

Shlub:

It was an honest mistake.

00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,203

Their names are silly

and they rhyme.

00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,506

Stupendous: You want me

to just break it?

00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:37,741

Just give me the order.

00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,110

Tyrannis: Is there a way

you could make it

00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:40,379

look like an accident?

I would hate

00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:41,616

for people to think

I ordered you

00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:42,752

to break my own statue

00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:43,954

because it looked like me.

00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:45,490

Shlub: Son, I owe

you an apology.

00:15:45,591 --> 00:15:46,727

But not the one you think.

00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:48,262

I'm sorry that I didn't tell you

00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:51,770

from the very start

that you're beautiful.

00:15:51,903 --> 00:15:53,774

I love what your

soft jawline says

00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:55,443

about your babylike innocence.

00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:57,180

Tyrannis: OK, we don't

need to get into details.

00:15:57,313 --> 00:15:59,151

Shlub: I love how the sun peeks

through your sinewy legs.

00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:00,554

Tyrannis: The point is made.

Stupendous: Stop there.

00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:02,457

Shlub: I think you unveil

that statue

00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:04,796

as a proud symbol of

the beauty in everyone.

00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:07,167

Tyrannis: No one will buy that.

Shlub: I think they will.

00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,739

I think they'll be inspired

by your bravery.

00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:10,908

Tyrannis: But what

if they aren't?

00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,611

Stupendous: Then

we'll be inspired

00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,180

by your bravery.

00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,724

Tyrannis: All right.

I'll do it.

00:16:18,857 --> 00:16:19,892

You go ahead.

I would like to just

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touch up one specific area.

00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:28,009

Dr. Paulakis: May I

remind you I'm a demigod.

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You can't "zap" me.

00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:34,054

Deliria: You can't keep

anti-zapping me.

00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:36,191

You'll eventually run out.

00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:38,162

Dr. Paulakis: Uh, yeah,

just like

00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:40,300

you'll eventually run out

of Dr. Paulakis'

00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,538

Three-in-One Chimera Egg

Nighttime Neck Cream

00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:43,907

if I stop providing it to you.

00:16:44,007 --> 00:16:45,075

You would never!

00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:46,178

Dr. Paulakis:

I'm serious about

00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:47,748

my extracted goops.

00:16:47,848 --> 00:16:49,084

Deliria: He's like a son to me,

00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,820

and as much as I

love seeing him like this,

00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:53,092

I can't stand

seeing him like this.

00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,494

Dr. Paulakis: Hm.

There is one thing you have

00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:56,398

that I might trade

for your son's smart goo.

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Deliria: Don't you ask for it.

Dr. Paulakis: I'm asking for it.

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Hippocampus:

What's he asking for?

00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:02,343

Deliria: My goddess goo.

It's well known

00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:04,214

that the stuff that

makes my hair lustrous

00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,451

can be used to turn a demigod

into a god.

00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,322

It's also an excellent

insect repellent

00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,927

and very good for getting

red wine out of white carpet.

00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:12,229

Dr. Paulakis:

You make me immortal,

00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,536

I make your son

an uggo scientist again.

00:17:14,669 --> 00:17:16,071

Hippocampus: But then what

happens to my mom?

00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,577

Dr. Paulakis:

She endures an entire day

00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:19,845

of terrible hair.

00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:21,816

Deliria: Oh, why don't

you just kill me?

00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,756

Hippocampus: But then

what happens to my mom?

00:17:24,856 --> 00:17:26,091

Tyrannis:

People of Krapopolis.

00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:27,260

I almost didn't show you

00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,596

what I'm about to show you,

00:17:28,696 --> 00:17:30,032

but a wiser man convinced me

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it was not just brave,

but important.

00:17:32,604 --> 00:17:33,439

Joshua: Is it a clock?

00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,742

Tyrannis:

Huh? No. I was going to

00:17:34,842 --> 00:17:36,278

make some phony, idealized

00:17:36,378 --> 00:17:38,216

statue of myself,

because I didn't think

00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:40,219

who I actually am was enough--

00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:41,422

or even acceptable.

00:17:41,523 --> 00:17:43,158

But I learned something

important today.

00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:45,697

I learned we need to love

ourselves not in spite of,

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but because of, our

so-called "imperfections."

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And that's something we all

could stand to learn,

00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:53,813

no matter how conventionally

attractive we are or aren't.

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So, I'm not going to show you

some cleaned-up fantasy.

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I want you to see your king

as he really is.

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Tyrannis: You see, it's

inspirational because--

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Miriam: No, I get that part.

00:18:06,238 --> 00:18:07,542

I mean I follow the reasoning,

00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:09,712

such as it is.

I'm just sitting here thinking,

00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,650

"What did we spend on this?"

00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,252

Tyrannis: This is uplifting.

It's a symbol

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that everyone is beautiful,

00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:15,957

that we should love ourselves.

00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:17,193

That's important!

00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:18,564

Joshua: As important

as a sinkhole?

00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,332

How much did that

huge chunk of marble cost?

00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,003

That's not cheap.

Kayleigh: Also,

00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,007

did you make

the genitals bigger?

00:18:24,107 --> 00:18:25,175

I certainly couldn't.

00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:30,486

Woman: We have a serious

goat problem?

00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,625

Man: ...it's just stuck on!

Tyrannis: They aren't ready.

00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,029

They can't see the forest

for the trees.

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Stupendous: I think it's

the other way around,

00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:39,371

but you could fix that

with some clippers.

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Dr. Paulakis: OK, Hippo.

Say good-bye to your

00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:42,477

perfect cheekbones.

00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:48,623

Hippocampus:

AAaaaAAAHhHHHHhhHhHH!

00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:50,827

Dr. Paulakis: Bony wrists.

Goony neck.

00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:51,963

Congestive heart failure.

00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:53,331

Yep, he's normal-looking

again.

00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,636

Hippocampus: And I can

tell I'm smarter

00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:56,773

because I'm rationalizing

away any feeling

00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:57,941

of regret about that.

00:18:58,075 --> 00:18:59,277

And I know that's

what I'm doing,

00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:00,847

and I'm able

to compartmentalize it.

00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:04,021

Yep, I'm back to normal.

Do I get to keep my towels?

00:19:04,121 --> 00:19:05,591

Dr. Paulakis: Do you think

you deserve them?

00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:06,960

Hippocampus: No.

Deliria: All right,

00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,295

all right, my turn.

00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:09,330

What's all this about?

00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:10,967

Shlub: Ty's proud of his body.

00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,170

Deliria: Well,

good for him, I suppose.

00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,272

Stupendous: What happened

to you?

00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:14,542

Hippocampus: She sacrificed

00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:15,911

her hair for me.

00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:18,983

Tyrannis: Wait. I don't

see it. It looks the same. Aah!

00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,723

Deliria: Are you

kidding me? It's 20%

00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:22,891

thinner in the back!

00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,227

I look hideous!

00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:26,398

And I refuse to live this way.

00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:30,640

Um...You'll do. Stand still.

King Jorbus: Ahh!

00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:38,790

Why? Why me?

00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:40,026

My looks are all I have!

00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,428

My brother got everything else!

00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:42,531

Not just the singing voice,

00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,167

he also does home repair stuff.

00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,336

Anything, he's just on it.

00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:46,371

It's like a sixth sense.

00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:47,775

I see a broken doorknob

00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:48,943

and I have to hire someone.

00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:50,245

Deliria:

Thank you. Move along.

00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:53,285

Look at the little statue.

Be inspired.

00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,322

Deliria's back!

00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,133

Narrator: Just as their

king predicted,

00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,468

the citizens of Krapopolis

came to appreciate

00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,774

the natural beauty

of their statue.

00:20:03,874 --> 00:20:05,176

Krapopolis became a center of--

00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:07,981

Oh, hang on. David?

I need to call you back.

00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,284

I'm recording a V.O. thing.

00:20:09,384 --> 00:20:11,154

Scary man:

I've got your boyfriend.

00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:12,424

Narrator: What? Who is this?

00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:13,660

Scary man:

I have your boyfriend.

00:20:13,794 --> 00:20:16,331

Come to the door

if you want him to live.

00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:17,734

Narrator: What?

Are you serious?

00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,580

Narrator: Aah! No!

What are you--get off me!

00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,249

Scary man: Stand still!

Get this on!

00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,886

Narrator: You're not

putting a hood on me!

00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:29,290

Scary man: I said stand still!

00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,560

Narrator: No! Let go of me!

00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,367

Scary man: What is that,

a knife?

00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,271

Put that down!

00:20:36,405 --> 00:20:38,610

Scary man: No! Ahh! No!

00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,597

David: Pippa?

Narrator: David?

00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,232

David: Oh, my God,

what have you done?

00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,434

Narrator: He was

going to kill you.

00:20:51,535 --> 00:20:52,838

He tried to kidnap me.

00:20:52,938 --> 00:20:55,811

David: Yes, we booked

that kidnapping experience.

00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,717

Narrator: That was today?

David: Yes!

00:20:58,817 --> 00:21:00,587

Narrator: Oh, God!

David: Remember?

00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,427

It was a fake kidnapping?

Fun romantic thing?

00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,031

What the hell did you do?

00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,402

Narrator: I killed him.

David: Oh, I'm gonna be sick.

00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:09,671

Narrator: Sh-sh-shhh!

Let's just think,

00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:11,141

lemme just think!

00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,745

Get that rug.

We need to get rid of the body.

00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:15,249

David: Are you serious? Uhh.

Narrator: Do it!

00:21:18,322 --> 00:21:20,326

Narrator: Krapopolis

became a center of

00:21:20,426 --> 00:21:21,696

body positivity,

00:21:21,829 --> 00:21:23,533

a beacon to the world.

00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,136

Do we have it?

I think we have it.

00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:26,305

Gotta go!

00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:28,041

Dan Harmon:

Did you get any of that?

00:21:30,479 --> 00:21:32,449

Voice: Bento.

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or "hand" as I call it,

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travels around the circle

once per hour.

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Now, what do I mean

when I say "hour"?

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Joshua: I have a question.

What's with that zit?

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Hippocampus: It's nothing.

It's a zit. Whatever.

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So, the beauty of this

"clock" is that--

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Miriam: Are you gonna

pop that thing? Or can I?

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Hippocampus: You guys,

what I'm showing you here

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is probably the most useful

thing that I've ever invented.

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Shelly: Is it hot to the touch?

Hippocampus: The clock?

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Shelly: No, the thing

on your face.

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Joshua: What's a clock?

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Hippocampus: It's what

I'm showing you!

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It's the thing behind me.

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Miriam: How can anyone

focus on that when

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you've got this

massive weeping zit

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staring at us?

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Hippocampus: It's just

dead skin and excess oil.

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Joshua: Are you trying

to make us sick?

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Hippocampus:

I'm trying to show you

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a life-changing invention.

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Miriam: Look how

it moves when he talks.

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Hippocampus:

All right, you know what?

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This thing is too good

for you people.

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I'm showing you

the future of civilization

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and all you care about

is my face?

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I'll tell you what time it is:

it's time for you

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to grow up!

Grow up!

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Joshua: Look out,

it's gonna blow!

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Citizens: Aah! Oh!

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Singers: ♪ Huh ♪

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♪ Huh huh huh huh ♪

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♪ Whoo ♪

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Tyrannis:

Great news, everyone. Our pile of dead horses

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has finally been cleared

by wolves.

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So, now we've got

a small wolf problem,

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but a nice patch of land

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in the town square

for public use.

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Shlub: I thought the pile

of dead horses

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was for public use.

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Stupendous: So, what are you

gonna put there?

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Tyrannis: I was thinking

we plant a tree.

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One of those super old trees

that everyone loves.

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It won't be old when we plant

it, but in 100 years--

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Stupendous: Boring! You wanna

know what we need? A statue.

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Tyrannis: A statue? Of whom?

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Stupendous: Of youm, ya nimrod!

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I was just in Argos

and they have this

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huge statue of their king

on a horse.

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Gave the whole town a thing

to rally behind.

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And it was a blast to tear down.

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So, I was thinking,

you're always complaining

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people don't show you

enough respect

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and blah blah blah.

But maybe

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it's just cuz they forget

you're their leader.

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Deliria: Leader of what?

Tyrannis: Are you really asking that

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or are you just trying

to make me feel bad?

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Deliria: Mmm...give me a clue.

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Tyrannis: Krapopolis, this city!

Deliria: Krapopolis, of course.

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Shlub: I think a statue

is a great idea.

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A heroic pose,

you leading the charge,

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toga blowing in the breeze,

maybe show a little skin.

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Tyrannis: I'm not doing that.

Deliria: Oh, I know what's happening.

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He's insecure about his body.

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Stupendous: Great call.

Tyrannis: Nope, nothing could be

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further from the truth.

I simply don't want to

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shove my face

in everyone's face.

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I love this city

too much to do that.

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Hippocampus: It's official.

I hate this city.

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I just showed them the most

important invention since forks

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and all they can focus on

is my appearance.

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Deliria: Yes, what is going on

with your appearance?

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Hippocampus: Well, like

most living creatures,

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I sometimes get pimples,

and apparently,

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that's all that anyone

can focus on.

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Tyrannis: It's all

I'm focusing on.

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Stupendous: There's almost

nothing else visible in there.

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Shlub: Whoever cursed you,

she did a great job.

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Hippocampus: It's not a curse.

This pimple

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is naturally occurring.

Shlub: No such thing.

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Hippocampus: Mom, can you

just get rid of this?

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It doesn't bother me but it's

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interfering with

the part of my job

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where I unveil

something brilliant

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and everyone knows

I'm brilliant.

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Deliria: Oh, I wouldn't

trust myself to

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take on a pimple like that.

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But I have a fantastic skin guy.

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Dr. Paulakis.

He's a genius.

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Hippocampus: Let's not

throw that word around.

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He's a skin guy.

Deliria: He happens

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to be a demigod, but he has

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the pore-clearing powers

of a full one.

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Hippocampus: Fine. Let's just

get this thing off my face

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so I can get back to everyone

knowing how smart I am.

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Deliria: Oh, I love it!

A spa weekend!

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Hippocampus: Not a spa

weekend, a spa hour

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at most, and you'd know

what an hour was

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if I didn't have this zit!

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Shlub: Look at this statue here.

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It's absolutely gorgeous,

correct?

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Six-pack abs, every muscle

perfectly sculpted.

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The butt, muscular yet inviting.

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Stupendous: I'd lick that

statue from top to bottom.

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Shlub: I'd meet you

in the middle.

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Tyrannis: Yes,

it's a beautiful statue.

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Why do I care?

Shlub: Because, my dear boy,

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this is a statue of King Jorbus.

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Tyrannis: Who's King Jorbus?

Stupendous: He's that dog-faced

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king from downriver.

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Tyrannis: Oh, that guy?

He's a dog!

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Stupendous:

Yeah, a big, lumpy,

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hairy, ugly dog.

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Tyrannis: Mangy,

jowly, drooling...

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Shlub: I picture

King Jorbus whenever

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I need to slow things

down with your mother,

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if you know what I mean!

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Stupendous: Dad,

we were having fun.

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Shlub: And so were

your mother and I--

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too much!--until

I thought of King Jorbus.

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Stupendous: The point is,

we found the sculptor

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who did this, and he says he can

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do the same for you.

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Tyrannis: Wow.

A statue like this of me?

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OK, I'm going to make

a small confession here.

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Stupendous: You're ashamed

of your body. Tyrannis: I'm ashamed of--no.

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Stupendous: We said it earlier.

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Tyrannis: But you were

wrong then because

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you didn't know, whereas now you

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do know because I'm telling you.

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Shlub: Well, I'd say

it was pretty clear.

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Tyrannis: No, it wasn't.

You were speculating.

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Stupendous: Correctly.

Tyrannis: Incorrectly.

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But in a way that coincidentally

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echoed a hidden truth:

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I am ashamed of my body.

Stupendous: OK.

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Tyrannis: But if this guy

can make Jorbus look this good,

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he could certainly touch up

my few minor flaws!

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You know, the handful of things

that no one else notices

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but that I focus on.

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Stupendous: Like

super-skinny arms.

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Shlub: Or your

completely outsized head.

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Tyrannis: We don't

need to list them.

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Stupendous: Oooh!

That patch of eczema that led

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Hippo to discover eczema.

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Shlub: The knees.

Stupendous: Oh, yeah!

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Shlub: Those baggy nipples.

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Tyrannis: They're

only baggy because

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Stupe keeps twisting them!

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Stupendous: Or do I twist 'em

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because they're baggy?

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It's a chicken and the egg

situation.

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But with nipples.

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Shlub: Baggy nipples!

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[Stupendous and Shlub laugh]

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Stupendous: But, yeah,

I think this guy could

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touch all that up.

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Hippocampus: I don't get it.

I thought one of

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the perks of

being an immortal

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is that you have no flaws.

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Deliria: Please.

Beauty amongst gods

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is a competitive business.

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Last year, I was in the sauna

here with Demeter!

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"Goddess of Grain" is right!

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She should try being

the "Goddess of

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Lean Protein" for a bit.

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Sherry: Welcome to Dermiapolis

Aesthetic Lab.

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Hippocampus: "Lab"? Pfft.

We're barely inside

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and already swimming

in pseudoscience.

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Deliria: Oh, stop.

Cosmetologists are just

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chemists who have sex.

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Uh, Deliria, Goddess, the.

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We're here to see Dr. Paulakis.

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Dr. Paulakis: Deliria!

Deliria: Dr. Paulakis!

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Dr. Paulakis: Ahh!

You don't look a day over

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7 million billion.

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Deliria: Mwah! Mwah!

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Dr. Paulakis: I've got

some cream for that.

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Deliria: For what?

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Dr. Paulakis:

Don't worry about it.

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And this must be your--

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absolutely gigantic

nodular papule.

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Hippocampus:

I'm Hippocampus. Her son.

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Deliria: Yes, can you

do anything for him?

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Dr. Paulakis: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm,

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uh-huh, uh-uh, ahhh...

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and the pimple is the only thing

we're doing today?

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Hippocampus: Yes.

Dr. Paulakis: That's a damn shame.

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Tell me, Hippo,

how do you wash your face?

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Hippocampus: Um, with water?

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Dr. Paulakis: Water?! Nooooo!

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I'm not hearing this, Deliria.

Zap my ears off!

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No, seriously, do it.

They grow back

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so smooth, like a baby's.

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Deliria: Dr. Paulakis

says that water

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loads your face with toxins.

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Hippocampus: Can we stop

pretending this is a medical thing

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and just pop the zit? Please?

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Deliria: Right. You'll

have to forgive Hippocampus.

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He's a bit of

a self-care skeptic.

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Dr. Paulakis: Well,

let's change that right now.

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Let me show you what we do here.

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This is our Dermatorium.

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Deliria: Everyone here

is glowing!

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Do you milk your own fairies?

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Dr. Paulakis: On site!

This is our

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physical therapy center.

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Hippocampus: Wow.

Is that Achilles?

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Dr. Paulakis: Sure is.

Achilles: Ahhhhh!

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How do I always

forget about those heels!

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It's almost like forgetfulness

is my central flaw. [Laughs]

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Dr. Paulakis: In this room,

we're using

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a simple prosthetic to turn

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a cyclops into a regularclops.

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Let's watch.

Cyclops: [Gasp] I'm pretty!

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Hippocampus:

What's going on in there?

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Dr. Paulakis: We're giving

a Kraken huge boobs.

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And the self-confidence

to ask for a promotion.

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Hippocampus: How do you do that?

Dr. Paulakis: The boobs.

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Hippocampus: OK,

that Kraken did look

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pretty thrilled

with his new jugs, but

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I'm skeptical of

any medical facility

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that serves mimosas.

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Dr. Paulakis: Let's get

that thing off your face

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before it orders lunch!

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This might pinch a bit.

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Hippocampus: Aah!

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Dr. Paulakis: See for yourself.

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Hippocampus: I...I don't

know what to say!

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What was in that syringe?!

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Dr. Paulakis:

Mermaid pee-pee.

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It's the most astringent

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substance on Earth.

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Trust me, I've tasted them all.

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Merman: Hey, cutie.

If you want to take care

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of that bacne, I've got

a full tank.

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Just say the word.

Hippocampus: I'm good.

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Dr. Paulakis: You are good.

And don't you feel good?

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Hippocampus: Well, whatever

emotional thing

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I'm feeling, it doesn't matter.

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All that matters is people

will listen to me again.

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Dr. Paulakis: It's true.

Medically speaking,

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people respect you more

when you're

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easy to look at.

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Not to be indelicate, Hippo,

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but, uh...may I?

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Hippocampus: Oh, um...

Oh, I don't, I don't--

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My cheekbones have cheekbones.

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You're telling me I could

have bone structure?

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Dr. Paulakis: Any structure

can have bones

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if you stick bones in it.

And Hippo?

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We have so many bones.

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Hippocampus: Remind me what that

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scary-looking machine does?

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Dr. Paulakis: You're a man

of science, so,

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I won't mince words.

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These tube-y things suck

some goop out of you,

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which makes you look hot.

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Hippocampus:

What? What kind of "goop"?

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Dr. Paulakis: I don't know

how much more

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detail you want

than that, Mr. Hippo.

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Sherry: Mimosa?

You're gonna look

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sooo bony.

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Hippocampus:

Could someone just say

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there's a medical reason why

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the mimosa is necessary?

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Deliria: Just drink

the damn mimosa.

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It's a spa weekend.

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Hippocampus: I guess it is.

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Um, should you be drinking

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right now--aghh-GGGaaah!

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Tyrannis: I love the way

you did the muscles.

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Entochus: Yes, clients

have been asking for

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more and more skin.

Shlub: Love that stuff!

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Entochus: It just projects

confidence, doesn't it?

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Honestly, the more they show,

the cooler they seem.

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Tyrannis: You know what?

What if we took

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my statue further?

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What if we went fully nude?

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How bold would that be?

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The king with nothing to hide!

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Shlub: It's like they say:

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"You haven't had fun till /

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You've gone full frontal!"

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Do they say that?

Or did I just make that up?

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I can't tell these days.

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Tyrannis: Let's do it!

A nude statue!

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Stupendous: Who's this guy?

He sounds like my brother

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but he's got the body

confidence of a normal person.

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Tyrannis: Well, it's not

that much of a risk.

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We all saw what this gifted

sculptor did with Jorbus.

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I think I'm

in pretty good hands.

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Entochus: I love it. So, just

stand here and strip down.

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Tyrannis: Me strip?

I assumed you could

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do the naked bits

without actually seeing them.

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You can't just

fill in the blanks?

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Stupendous:

There's my brother back.

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Entochus: Do you want me

to strip down

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to put you at ease?

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Shlub: I'm already naked.

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Stupendous: You want me

to drop trou? I'll drop trou.

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Tyrannis: No one

needs to drop trou.

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I've got this.

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The uh, the shirt as well?

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Entochus: Obviously.

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Stupendous: What the hell is

that other thing you're wearing?

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Tyrannis: It's a new kind

of garment.

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I call it "under-wear."

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Stupendous: "Under-wear"?

Because you wear it

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under your clothes?

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That's the stupidest thing

I ever heard of in my life.

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We don't have to stay

for this, right?

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Shlub: Not if there's wine

anywhere in the world.

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Tyrannis: OK, I'll just...

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Entochus: Oof. Students?

You can come in now.

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Tyrannis: You have students?!

Entochus: Of course.

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I'm an artist.

I have a huge ego. Ladies?

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Tyrannis: Your students

are women?

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Entochus: I have

a god complex combined with

00:10:04,843 --> 00:10:06,111

psycho-sexual control issues.

00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:08,116

Why are we even having

this conversation?

00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,454

Hippocampus: So, the hand

travels around the circle,

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indicating the movement of time.

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Woman #1: That is so smart.

Woman #2: Absolute genius.

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Hippocampus: Thank you!

This fish-man

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could get fish-used to this.

00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,975

Deliria: Aha.

Can we skip the part

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where I say, "I don't want

to say I told you so,"

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and get right

to the "I told you so"?

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Because: I told you so.

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Hippocampus: Go ahead

and tell me so.

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All I know is it was

a hell of a lot easier

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holding their attention

looking like this.

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Deliria:

Oh, my boy, all of life is

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easier when you're hot.

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And what makes it

even easier than that

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is when people you're with

are hot

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or at least not not hot,

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so you don't have to deal

with their insecurities.

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Such a drag. Did you want

a refill on that mimosa?

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Hippocampus: Yeah, I just need

to get the server's attention.

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Deliria: No, you don't.

Just stare at your

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empty glass and make

the slightest frown.

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Sherry: Let me get that for you.

Hippocampus: Unbelievable.

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It's like a superpower.

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Deliria: Welcome to hotness,

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where everyone works for you

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and everything is free.

[Glasses clink]

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Entochus: Wow,

there's a lot of detail

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on this guy, huh, ladies?

00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,568

Student: Yeah, are

you guys seeing this fold

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on top of this other fold?

00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:10,273

Tyrannis:

That's a very common fold.

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Student: I don't even

know what I'm looking at.

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Tyrannis: Thankfully,

none of this is getting

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into the actual

sculpture, right?

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Entochus: What?

King Jorbus: Knock knock!

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Entochus: Jorbus! How are

you doing, old friend?

00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:20,193

Tyrannis: Jorbus?

King Jorbus: I just wanted to

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stop by and take a look

at my statue.

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Tyrannis: You're King Jorbus?

No, no, no, no.

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King Jorbus is ugly.

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King Jorbus: Oh, you're

thinking of my brother

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King Glorbus.

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I got the looks in the family.

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But you should hear him sing.

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Voice of an angel.

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Tyrannis: So,

then, that statue

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is not...exaggerated?

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Entochus: Exaggerated?

Oh, I would never.

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That would defeat

the purpose of my art.

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My whole thing

is absolute realism.

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Tyrannis: OK, but don't

you achieve that by

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pursuing, um,

a-a kind of creative

00:11:45,777 --> 00:11:47,081

flight of fancy?

Entochus: Nope.

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Tyrannis: Capture

the truth of how it looks

00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:50,555

by making it look a little

00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:51,923

different from the way it looks?

00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:53,860

Entochus: No. Realism.

00:11:57,768 --> 00:11:59,104

Tyrannis: Oh, God.

You put it all in there?

00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:01,308

Even the random patch of

hair on my left buttock?

00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,412

Student: It makes me

sad...and angry...

00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:04,816

and nauseated all at once.

00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,954

It's genius.

You're a genius.

00:12:07,054 --> 00:12:08,624

Entochus: Date me.

Student: That's the only reason

00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:10,259

I took the class.

Entochus: Christie, I have

00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:12,464

a new girlfriend now.

You're number two.

00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,134

Christie: Love you and hate you.

00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,671

Deliria: All right.

I've officially had

00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:17,508

every treatment

this place offers.

00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:19,377

I've had wax applied

where nothing

00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,015

waxable grows.

Time to go.

00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,687

Centaur Therapist: [Brays]

Don't forget to drink waterrrrr!

00:12:23,787 --> 00:12:24,922

Hippocampus:

Pfft. I am water.

00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:26,593

Sure you don't wanna stay

a couple days?

00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:27,962

I got nothing going on at home.

00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:29,666

Deliria: You don't want

to get back to your lab?

00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:31,068

That's not the Hippocampus

I know.

00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:32,705

Hippocampus: I'm not

that Hippo anymore.

00:12:32,771 --> 00:12:34,709

I'm this now.

You welcomed me to hotness

00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:35,978

and I'm not going back.

00:12:36,111 --> 00:12:37,648

Woman #1: Hey, Hippo,

you wanna tell us

00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:39,953

more about your clock?

Woman #2: Or anything?

00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,691

Hippocampus: Love to.

So, how the clock works is

00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,962

I put these wheels in it.

They have jaggy edges.

00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:46,532

I know what they're called.

They're, um,

00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,204

they're those wheels, those

wheels with jaggy edges.

00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:51,075

They're, like, round?

You know--you know,

00:12:51,142 --> 00:12:52,512

I don't think there's

a word for 'em.

00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:54,983

I'll make one up.

Spiky Rounds.

00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,953

And the reason for them is...

00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:58,389

something about the clock.

00:12:58,523 --> 00:13:00,962

So, then, it kinda goes around

and you can be like,

00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:04,268

"OK, there you go!

See, it's...a clock."

00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:05,904

Deliria: OK, well,

now this is embarrassing.

00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:07,575

Hippocampus: Hey,

should I get my quads done?

00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:08,677

Dr. Paulakis says it would

00:13:08,777 --> 00:13:10,146

balance out my whole profile.

00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,950

Deliria: Something's

wrong with you.

00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,620

Hippocampus: So, you agree,

my profile's a little off.

00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,724

Deliria: Not your profile.

You're stupid.

00:13:15,824 --> 00:13:17,227

Hippocampus: Huh?

Deliria: The machine.

00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:20,299

It gave you looks

but stole your intelligence!

00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,970

Hippocampus:

Oh, my God...I'm dumb!

00:13:22,104 --> 00:13:24,174

Deliria: And I'm surprised

to find I care.

00:13:24,274 --> 00:13:26,780

I suppose I take a certain pride

in your intelligence.

00:13:26,913 --> 00:13:30,755

As should you, Hippocampus!

He's made you stupid!

00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:32,825

Hippocampus: Right!

OK, think. Oh!

00:13:32,925 --> 00:13:35,163

I had a contingency plan

in case I ever got dumb!

00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,100

This is exactly why

I came up with it,

00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:38,971

this specific situation.

I thought,

00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:41,008

what if I got dumb

and I wasn't smart anymore?

00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:42,779

I could still have a smart plan

as long as

00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:45,049

I didn't have to come up with it

with my dumb brain!

00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:47,153

So, I came up with a plan

for how to get smart again

00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,157

if I ever was dumb.

Deliria: Yes?

00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:53,099

Hippocampus: I can't remember.

I can't remember! Gah!

00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,902

Deliria: All right, all right,

let's not panic.

00:13:55,036 --> 00:13:57,642

We'll figure something out

before your intelligence

00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:58,677

slips away altogether.

00:13:58,744 --> 00:13:59,746

Hippocampus: Stupid Smart Hippo!

00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:00,981

Should've made the plan dumber

00:14:01,114 --> 00:14:03,152

so a dumb person

could understand it!

00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:04,756

But I think

basically good things

00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:07,027

happen to good people.

So, we're gonna be fine.

00:14:07,127 --> 00:14:09,833

Deliria: Oh, my God,

we're too late. Help!

00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:13,272

Help! Someone help

my gorgeous idiot son!

00:14:16,913 --> 00:14:17,915

Dr. Paulakis: OK,

so, that butt-lift

00:14:18,015 --> 00:14:19,083

is going to settle in a bit,

00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,153

but if it slides

down your thighs,

00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:21,923

and especially to your ankles,

00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,126

come back in for a touch-up.

00:14:23,226 --> 00:14:25,029

Satyr: Got it.

Oh, I forgot

00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,499

to ask about pooing.

00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,037

Dr. Paulakis: Don't!

Satyr: Don't ask? Or...?

00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:30,473

Dr. Paulakis:

You'd really better not.

00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:31,876

Deliria: Hello there.

Sorry to bother you.

00:14:31,977 --> 00:14:33,346

Something's wrong

with Hippocampus.

00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:35,917

You seem to have removed

his intelligence.

00:14:36,017 --> 00:14:37,788

Dr. Paulakis: Did I not do

what I said I would?

00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:39,825

Deliria: Yes, you made

him hot, but you also

00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:42,096

made him into a vapid,

brainless idiot,

00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:43,934

which is not what we wanted

and also

00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,336

a really harmful stereotype.

00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:47,407

Dr. Paulakis: Well, I'm sorry,

but the goo that

00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:48,844

contains a mortal's "ugly"

00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,282

also unfortunately

contains their "smarts."

00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,487

Suck out some ugly,

you suck out some smarts. It's just science.

00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,091

Hippocampus: That makes

total sense to me.

00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:57,861

I don't even need

any further explanation.

00:14:57,995 --> 00:14:59,566

I'm just buying it

and moving on.

00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,967

Deliria: Just change him back.

00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,672

He's like a whole new

Hippocampus now

00:15:02,772 --> 00:15:03,807

and I really don't have

the energy

00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:04,842

to get to know him again.

00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,445

Dr. Paulakis: Oh, I'm afraid

00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:07,413

I can't do that.

00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:08,717

Hippo's smart goo is

00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,152

incredibly valuable stuff.

00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:12,558

If you apply it topically,

it plumps your lips

00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:13,860

like nothing else I've tried.

00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,029

Hippocampus: Ooh, really?

00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:16,098

Dr. Paulakis: Yes,

I'm calling it

00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:17,400

Dr. Paulakis' Lip Food.

00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:18,937

Deliria: Oh, the packaging

is superb,

00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:20,707

but that doesn't change

the fact that

00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:22,010

he needs it all back!

00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,379

Dr. Paulakis:

What did I tell you?

00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:24,414

It's mine now!

00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:26,620

Deliria: You have chosen

the wrong battle!

00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,356

Oh, my God.

I hate how much

00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:29,692

I want one of those!

00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:30,861

Tyrannis: Dad,

why did you think

00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,030

Jorbus was the ugly one?

00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:33,332

Shlub:

It was an honest mistake.

00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,203

Their names are silly

and they rhyme.

00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,506

Stupendous: You want me

to just break it?

00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:37,741

Just give me the order.

00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,110

Tyrannis: Is there a way

you could make it

00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:40,379

look like an accident?

I would hate

00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:41,616

for people to think

I ordered you

00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:42,752

to break my own statue

00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:43,954

because it looked like me.

00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:45,490

Shlub: Son, I owe

you an apology.

00:15:45,591 --> 00:15:46,727

But not the one you think.

00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:48,262

I'm sorry that I didn't tell you

00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:51,770

from the very start

that you're beautiful.

00:15:51,903 --> 00:15:53,774

I love what your

soft jawline says

00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:55,443

about your babylike innocence.

00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:57,180

Tyrannis: OK, we don't

need to get into details.

00:15:57,313 --> 00:15:59,151

Shlub: I love how the sun peeks

through your sinewy legs.

00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:00,554

Tyrannis: The point is made.

Stupendous: Stop there.

00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:02,457

Shlub: I think you unveil

that statue

00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:04,796

as a proud symbol of

the beauty in everyone.

00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:07,167

Tyrannis: No one will buy that.

Shlub: I think they will.

00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,739

I think they'll be inspired

by your bravery.

00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:10,908

Tyrannis: But what

if they aren't?

00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,611

Stupendous: Then

we'll be inspired

00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,180

by your bravery.

00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,724

Tyrannis: All right.

I'll do it.

00:16:18,857 --> 00:16:19,892

You go ahead.

I would like to just

00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:22,129

touch up one specific area.

00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,436

[Deliria screaming]

00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:28,009

Dr. Paulakis: May I

remind you I'm a demigod.

00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:31,983

You can't "zap" me.

[Deliria screaming]

00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:34,054

Deliria: You can't keep

anti-zapping me.

00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:36,191

You'll eventually run out.

00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:38,162

Dr. Paulakis: Uh, yeah,

just like

00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:40,300

you'll eventually run out

of Dr. Paulakis'

00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,538

Three-in-One Chimera Egg

Nighttime Neck Cream

00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:43,907

if I stop providing it to you.

00:16:44,007 --> 00:16:45,075

[Deliria gasps] You would never!

00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:46,178

Dr. Paulakis:

I'm serious about

00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:47,748

my extracted goops.

00:16:47,848 --> 00:16:49,084

Deliria: He's like a son to me,

00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,820

and as much as I

love seeing him like this,

00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:53,092

I can't stand

seeing him like this.

00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,494

Dr. Paulakis: Hm.

There is one thing you have

00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:56,398

that I might trade

for your son's smart goo.

00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:59,237

Deliria: Don't you ask for it.

Dr. Paulakis: I'm asking for it.

00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:00,507

Hippocampus:

What's he asking for?

00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:02,343

Deliria: My goddess goo.

It's well known

00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:04,214

that the stuff that

makes my hair lustrous

00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,451

can be used to turn a demigod

into a god.

00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,322

It's also an excellent

insect repellent

00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,927

and very good for getting

red wine out of white carpet.

00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:12,229

Dr. Paulakis:

You make me immortal,

00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,536

I make your son

an uggo scientist again.

00:17:14,669 --> 00:17:16,071

Hippocampus: But then what

happens to my mom?

00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,577

Dr. Paulakis:

She endures an entire day

00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:19,845

of terrible hair.

00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:21,816

Deliria: Oh, why don't

you just kill me?

00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,756

Hippocampus: But then

what happens to my mom?

00:17:24,856 --> 00:17:26,091

Tyrannis:

People of Krapopolis.

00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:27,260

I almost didn't show you

00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,596

what I'm about to show you,

00:17:28,696 --> 00:17:30,032

but a wiser man convinced me

00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,470

it was not just brave,

but important.

00:17:32,604 --> 00:17:33,439

Joshua: Is it a clock?

00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,742

Tyrannis:

Huh? No. I was going to

00:17:34,842 --> 00:17:36,278

make some phony, idealized

00:17:36,378 --> 00:17:38,216

statue of myself,

because I didn't think

00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:40,219

who I actually am was enough--

00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:41,422

or even acceptable.

00:17:41,523 --> 00:17:43,158

But I learned something

important today.

00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:45,697

I learned we need to love

ourselves not in spite of,

00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:48,703

but because of, our

so-called "imperfections."

00:17:48,803 --> 00:17:50,674

And that's something we all

could stand to learn,

00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:53,813

no matter how conventionally

attractive we are or aren't.

00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,185

So, I'm not going to show you

some cleaned-up fantasy.

00:17:56,285 --> 00:18:00,092

I want you to see your king

as he really is.

00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:02,564

[Citizens gasping]

00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,935

Tyrannis: You see, it's

inspirational because--

00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:06,104

Miriam: No, I get that part.

00:18:06,238 --> 00:18:07,542

I mean I follow the reasoning,

00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:09,712

such as it is.

I'm just sitting here thinking,

00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,650

"What did we spend on this?"

00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,252

Tyrannis: This is uplifting.

It's a symbol

00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:14,689

that everyone is beautiful,

00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:15,957

that we should love ourselves.

00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:17,193

That's important!

00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:18,564

Joshua: As important

as a sinkhole?

00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,332

How much did that

huge chunk of marble cost?

00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,003

That's not cheap.

Kayleigh: Also,

00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,007

did you make

the genitals bigger?

00:18:24,107 --> 00:18:25,175

I certainly couldn't.

00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:28,281

[Laughter,

citizens talking at once]

00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:30,486

Woman: We have a serious

goat problem?

00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,625

Man: ...it's just stuck on!

Tyrannis: They aren't ready.

00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,029

They can't see the forest

for the trees.

00:18:35,096 --> 00:18:36,599

Stupendous: I think it's

the other way around,

00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:39,371

but you could fix that

with some clippers.

00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:41,041

Dr. Paulakis: OK, Hippo.

Say good-bye to your

00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:42,477

perfect cheekbones.

00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:48,623

Hippocampus:

AAaaaAAAHhHHHHhhHhHH!

00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:50,827

Dr. Paulakis: Bony wrists.

Goony neck.

00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:51,963

Congestive heart failure.

00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:53,331

Yep, he's normal-looking

again.

00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,636

Hippocampus: And I can

tell I'm smarter

00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:56,773

because I'm rationalizing

away any feeling

00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:57,941

of regret about that.

00:18:58,075 --> 00:18:59,277

And I know that's

what I'm doing,

00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:00,847

and I'm able

to compartmentalize it.

00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:04,021

Yep, I'm back to normal.

Do I get to keep my towels?

00:19:04,121 --> 00:19:05,591

Dr. Paulakis: Do you think

you deserve them?

00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:06,960

Hippocampus: No.

Deliria: All right,

00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,295

all right, my turn.

00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:09,330

What's all this about?

00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:10,967

Shlub: Ty's proud of his body.

00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,170

Deliria: Well,

good for him, I suppose.

00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,272

Stupendous: What happened

to you?

00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:14,542

Hippocampus: She sacrificed

00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:15,911

her hair for me.

00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:18,983

Tyrannis: Wait. I don't

see it. It looks the same. Aah!

00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,723

Deliria: Are you

kidding me? It's 20%

00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:22,891

thinner in the back!

00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,227

I look hideous!

00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:26,398

And I refuse to live this way.

00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:30,640

Um...You'll do. Stand still.

King Jorbus: Ahh!

00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:38,790

Why? Why me?

00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:40,026

My looks are all I have!

00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,428

My brother got everything else!

00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:42,531

Not just the singing voice,

00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,167

he also does home repair stuff.

00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,336

Anything, he's just on it.

00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:46,371

It's like a sixth sense.

00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:47,775

I see a broken doorknob

00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:48,943

and I have to hire someone.

00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:50,245

Deliria:

Thank you. Move along.

00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:53,285

Look at the little statue.

Be inspired.

00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,322

Deliria's back!

00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,133

Narrator: Just as their

king predicted,

00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,468

the citizens of Krapopolis

came to appreciate

00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,774

the natural beauty

of their statue.

00:20:03,874 --> 00:20:05,176

Krapopolis became a center of--

00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:06,478

[Ringtone]

00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:07,981

Oh, hang on. David?

I need to call you back.

00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,284

I'm recording a V.O. thing.

00:20:09,384 --> 00:20:11,154

Scary man:

I've got your boyfriend.

00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:12,424

Narrator: What? Who is this?

00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:13,660

Scary man:

I have your boyfriend.

00:20:13,794 --> 00:20:16,331

Come to the door

if you want him to live.

00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:17,734

Narrator: What?

Are you serious?

00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,304

[Banging on door]

00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:21,208

[Inaudible voice]

[Bang]

00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,580

Narrator: Aah! No!

What are you--get off me!

00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,249

Scary man: Stand still!

Get this on!

00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,886

Narrator: You're not

putting a hood on me!

00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:29,290

Scary man: I said stand still!

00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,560

Narrator: No! Let go of me!

00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:33,165

[Narrator

and scary man struggle]

00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,367

Scary man: What is that,

a knife?

00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,271

Put that down!

[Narrator screams]

00:20:36,405 --> 00:20:38,610

Scary man: No! Ahh! No!

[Narrator screaming]

00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:42,249

[Stabbing]

00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:44,788

[Narrator breathing heavily]

00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,597

David: Pippa?

Narrator: David? [Breathing heavily]

00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,232

David: Oh, my God,

what have you done?

00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,434

Narrator: He was

going to kill you.

00:20:51,535 --> 00:20:52,838

He tried to kidnap me.

00:20:52,938 --> 00:20:55,811

David: Yes, we booked

that kidnapping experience.

00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,717

Narrator: That was today?

David: Yes!

00:20:58,817 --> 00:21:00,587

Narrator: Oh, God!

David: Remember?

00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,427

It was a fake kidnapping?

Fun romantic thing?

00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,031

What the hell did you do?

00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,402

Narrator: I killed him.

David: Oh, I'm gonna be sick.

00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:09,671

Narrator: Sh-sh-shhh!

Let's just think,

00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:11,141

lemme just think!

00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,745

Get that rug.

We need to get rid of the body.

00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:15,249

David: Are you serious? Uhh.

Narrator: Do it!

00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:17,688

[Running footsteps]

00:21:18,322 --> 00:21:20,326

Narrator: Krapopolis

became a center of

00:21:20,426 --> 00:21:21,696

body positivity,

00:21:21,829 --> 00:21:23,533

a beacon to the world.

00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,136

Do we have it?

I think we have it.

00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:26,305

Gotta go!

00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:28,041

Dan Harmon:

Did you get any of that?

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Voice: Bento.

[Cheering]