Неделя любви
Описание
Тираннис сообщает своим мирным жителям о приближении Эротов и предупреждает их о том, что они могут быть ранены их стрелами, объявляя это «Неделей любви» и привлекая Донну к консультациям по вопросам отношений. Тина возвращается в Крапополис, и Тираннис предпринимает ещё одну попытку завоевать её любовь, в то время как она охотится на Эротов, а Донна советует ему следовать за Тиной. Тем временем Шлуб преследует стадо кентавров и побеждает их, как Человек-Конь. Ощутив себя победителем, Шлуб планирует насладиться этим, когда Человек-Конь захочет реванша. В то же время Гиппокамп завладевает одной из стрел Эротов, и его исследования приводят к тому, что Гиппокамп и Ступендус влюбляются в чашу, использовавшуюся в экспериментах.
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Lookout Man 2: Can I see?
Lookout Man 1: No, it's mine.
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I brought it from home.
Get away from me.
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OK, OK, yes,
the rumors are true.
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The Erotes are coming.
Do not panic.
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Why would
cupids make us panic?
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They're called
Erotes, Joshua.
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Why do you want
to call them "cupids"?
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Because
they're stupid cute!
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Aww!
No, don't
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"aww" in agreement.
They're not cute.
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This is a serious emergency!
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You said not to panic!
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Well,
you over-corrected, Scott.
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You know, there's not just
two levels of panic.
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There's 8!
An Erote arrow will
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make you fall madly,
insanely in love
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with whoever you're
looking at at the time.
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Not necessarily
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your husband or girlfriend
or whoever.
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It could be a total stranger!
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No, you'll be
so in love with this person
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who just happened to be
in front of you,
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you'll temporarily forget
your job,
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your spouse, your whole life!
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You won't be
cheering if you
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end up falling in love
with a relative!
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OK, that was a
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nonzero amount of cheering.
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Have we not learned that
sex with relatives is bad?
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We did a whole
public-service mural about it.
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The mural
is confusing.
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How are we supposed
to know they're related?
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They have
the same nose!
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Look, if you want to get
shot by deranged babies,
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I can't stop you.
But I can't let you destroy
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the social fabric of our city.
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Therefore, I am forced to
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declare this week "Love Week."
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And since everyone knows
Weeks have rules,
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that's what makes
a Week a Week--
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the first rule
of Love Week
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will be: "no hard feelings."
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Anyone with hard feelings
will be imprisoned.
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Donna, our relationship
counselor, will be working
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overtime to pick up the pieces
of your shattered marriages
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and shattered
extramarital affairs.
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Hello.
Anyone who doesn't
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want to get hit, stay indoors,
or get ready to have your
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lives turned upside down.
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Lookout Man 2:
Ooh!
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Lookout Man 1: I've been
on lookout my whole life
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and I never spotted what
was right in front of me.
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Lookout Man 2: I did... I did.
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♪ Huh ♪
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♪ Huh huh ♪
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♪ Huh huh huh ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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Hey, look!
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Shoot me, baby!
Shoot me!
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Oh!
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I love you!
We'll figure it out!
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I mean, I gotta tell my wife...
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No, it's fine.
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I fell in love, too!
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I keep telling you
I'm a hermit.
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I'm very, very sick.
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I can change him.
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Tyrannis, what's
different about you?
Did you get shorter?
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Could you mean
that I'm sitting in a basket
and wearing a bowl on my head?
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Hmm... no,
I definitely think
you got shorter.
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This is
for protection.
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I don't want to get hit
with one of those arrows.
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Understandable.
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You've had more than
your share of
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one-sided relationships
and unrequited love,
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including
the magically induced kind.
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Has he?
Sometimes I feel like no one
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in this family
pays attention when I say
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I don't pay attention to
anyone in this family.
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I can see you not
wanting to get love-struck,
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but why not get out there
and let
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someone else fall in love
with you?
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Because
that's cheating.
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Everyone knows you don't try to
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love-trap someone
during Love Week.
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Besides, it's fake love.
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I want the real thing,
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and Donna says I deserve it.
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Yes, but
sometimes it sticks.
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I know several couples
who started off
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being shot by a flying baby.
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Why aren't
you out there, then?
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Seems like sticking to strangers
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is kind of "your thing."
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Oh, this
is amateur hour.
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Right.
No place for a couple of
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super smash bros
like ourselves.
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And I'll have you know,
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I have a lot of "things"
that aren't sex.
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Name one.
Drinking doesn't count.
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Don't listen to him.
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He's just upset
because he got shorter.
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Your father and I are
full of "things."
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Passions, even.
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That's why we're off to our
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sexless cabin for the night.
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King Ty,
there's a reporter outside
asking to talk to you.
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I don't talk to
the press unless they promise
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not to draw me crying.
I don't cry that much!
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And when I do, the tears
don't spray out
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like they're always drawing it.
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It's just that one
reporter from "Ice Week."
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Tina? Tina's here?
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That lady you
got a huge crush on?
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It's not a "huge crush."
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We had some chemistry.
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Some chemistry?
You told me you'd do
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anything to be with her.
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Yeah,
you sent that messenger
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to go tell her,
"Thinking of you every night
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"just kidding just kidding but
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how are you haha just kidding."
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Well, maybe this
is her finally responding.
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Tell her, "New messenger
who's this just kidding
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rolling on the decorative mosaic
laughing be right out."
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Whoa, you got
one of their arrows?
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Yeah, I want
to study this stuff.
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If I can harness this
technology, we can do
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so much beyond just arrows.
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Bombs that cause happiness,
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smoke that causes fear...
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Can we infect cats
to make them
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a little more silly
and a little less evil?
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Because something real bad is
going on with those things.
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Sure.
Now, stand back.
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This requires
a very gentle touch.
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Ahem.
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Hippo, are you OK?
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This is gonna
sound absurd to you,
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but I am
in love with this bowl.
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What? What's so
special about this bowl?
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I don't know.
There's nothing special
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about it, but I love it.
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It's the weirdest thing.
It's just a stupid bowl.
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Don't you dare
call this
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gorgeous perfect bowl stupid.
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Oh, no.
We both touched the juice.
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Now we're both in love
with the bowl.
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Ut-oh!
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Thank you for
indulging me in a little trot.
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I feel it's the ideal start
to a relaxing, sexless retreat.
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Oh, I don't
mind it at all.
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It's more scenic
and you don't get
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as many bugs in your teeth.
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Do you think
the kids are right?
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Are we such passionate lovers
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that we have no other passions?
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Oh, no.
What is going on?
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Well, it sounds
like a stampede.
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And if it is...
I'm joining in!
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Shlub,
where are you going?!
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I don't know.
It's a stampede.
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My horse parts
are in charge now.
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It's like when I get spooked,
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which famously happens to me--
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one of my
main characteristics,
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getting spooked!
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Man O'Horse: Who are you
and where did you come from?
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I'm Shlub.
I'm on my way with my wife
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to a sexless cabin, but I simply
cannot pass up a stampede.
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Man O'Horse: Sexless?
With those haunches?
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It's not what you think.
We have plenty of sex.
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So much so that we force
ourselves to take breaks.
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It brings us closer
on an emotional level,
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and gives the troops time
to reload the cannons.
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Man O'Horse: Whoa!
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It's over? Already!
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I could go on all day.
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We have a winner!
The mantitaur who joined
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halfway through the race!
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Winner?
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What the hell is
he talking about?
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Man O'Horse: That
was a competitive stampede
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back there, and you beat me.
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You beat
the great Man O'Horse.
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Darling, I have never
seen anything move so fast!
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Wow!
I've never had anything
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other than sex and drinking
that I was any good at,
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but this, this winning feeling?
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It's amazing.
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Man O'Horse: You're
telling me that you're
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on your way to a sexless cabin
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while in the same breath
talking about
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how much sex you have?
Buddy, it's confusing.
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But one thing that isn't
confusing--your talent.
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I want a rematch.
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Would you mind,
my darling, if we
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put off our getaway so I
can explore this
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recently discovered
competitive instinct?
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As far as I can tell,
it's also sexless.
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Mind?
I think you have to!
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This could be your thing,
your--your other passion!
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And I can't believe
I'm saying this, but it was
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thrilling to be
on the sidelines.
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You see, usually I'm the star
of this little show.
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Man O'Horse: Lady, I don't
need to hear your life story.
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Oh!
Sidelined once again!
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Ooh, what a silly new feeling!
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Tina!
What brings you here?
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Work, what else?
Life of a reporter.
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Ah, so you're here
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to do a story about the Erotes.
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Yeah, can I get a quote?
Something that can be
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boiled down to a couple
stick drawings?
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We're doing what
we can to protect ourselves,
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and I'll be relieved
to see them go.
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Hmm.
OK. I see this as
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a bigger story about the whole
idea of romantic love.
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Like, what even is it?
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One minute you're
living your life.
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The next minute
you're devoting yourself
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to someone else?
It makes no logical sense.
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Are you saying
you're not even
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open to the possibility of love?
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I don't have time for it.
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I'm too serious about my career.
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But what I'm gonna do is
fall in love for my story.
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I'm gonna get shot by an Erote
and write about how it feels.
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Oh?
Do you have anyone in mind?
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I'll fall for
whoever, I guess.
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I mean, that's
the experience, right?
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The temporary sensation of
love with a total stranger?
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Sure, sounds like
a great story,
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for you and that
total stranger.
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Well, next time you
see me, I'll be in love.
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Yup.
Happy hunting. Oh,
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did you get that
quote you wanted?
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Sure!
Ty, what are you doing?
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"Nobody should be alone
during Love Week."
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Follow her!
What?
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Just admit it.
You want to be
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the guy she falls in love with.
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Trust me, I'm an empath.
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Yes, I do want
her to fall in love
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with me, but not like this.
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Not as some assignment
for a story
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and it's gonna
wear off anyway.
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Sometimes it sticks.
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And you'll never
forgive yourself
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if it sticks with someone else.
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Trust me, I'm
a licensed astrologist.
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Unless you think
astrology is fake,
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in which case,
I'm a licensed healer.
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But wouldn't it be
a little unethical?
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How so?
Well...
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If you can't
articulate it,
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I'd say it's a grey area.
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A grey area. Hmm.
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Could you say that
a little more officially?
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It's officially
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a grey area.
Trust me, I--
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The more you say
"trust me," the less I do.
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Thank you!
I'm off to put myself
00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:20,888
in front of the woman
who's planning to
00:09:20,988 --> 00:09:22,591
fall in love with
whoever happens to be
00:09:22,691 --> 00:09:24,028
in front of her at the time.
00:09:24,095 --> 00:09:26,265
It's a grey area,
which means it's OK!
00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:31,577
Grandma,
how come you don't
00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,446
want to get hit
with a love arrow?
00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:34,649
Well, little one,
00:09:34,682 --> 00:09:36,319
after your grandfather died,
00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:38,156
I knew then
and there I would--
00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:40,127
Oh! Get off me!
00:09:40,227 --> 00:09:41,395
Hey, you there!
00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:43,033
Come give Grams a kissy!
Young man: Ahhh!
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,638
Grammy, no, that's Dad!
He's your son!
00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,775
Look at that nose!
Oh, yeah!
00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,411
Hey there,
how goes the story?
00:09:49,478 --> 00:09:51,750
Have you decided who you're
gonna fall in love with yet?
00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,554
Well, it'll just be
whoever I'm looking at
00:09:53,621 --> 00:09:55,490
when I get hit, right?
Although the babies
00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:57,027
seem to be avoiding me.
00:09:57,127 --> 00:09:59,231
I must be giving off
a "career girl" vibe.
00:09:59,297 --> 00:10:02,071
Should I giggle?
I can't pull it off.
00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:03,908
I hear
they're attracted to red.
00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:05,511
Oh, good tip.
How much for this?
00:10:05,645 --> 00:10:06,846
Never you mind.
I'll pay for it.
00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:08,383
But make sure you
watch me pay for it.
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,387
I'm adorable when
I pay for these things.
00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:11,856
Uhh!
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:15,898
King Ty, I never
noticed your eyes.
00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:18,069
Not now.
Oh, what is this fruit?
00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:19,672
That's a--
Cantaloupe.
00:10:19,772 --> 00:10:21,342
Calabash.
These beautiful fruits
00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,814
are native to Krapopolis.
Sailors brought 'em.
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,050
Didn't recognize the language.
00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,520
And they're delicious raw.
00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:27,822
They are poisonous raw.
00:10:27,956 --> 00:10:29,559
Don't
overrule me, Helen.
00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:31,328
I didn't even
00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:32,898
think you knew my name!
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,738
I don't think your third
nipple is a story per se.
00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:38,008
Mine gives milk, though.
00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:41,181
Uhh!
Sorry.
00:10:41,315 --> 00:10:42,317
I thought he was attacking you.
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:43,587
Are you OK?
Yeah.
00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:45,423
And--Oh, wow. Ty!
00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:47,160
What is this feeling?
I think...
00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:48,362
I may be in love with you!
00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:50,032
I guess my story's gonna
be about us.
00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,571
That beats
my drippy nippy?
00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,074
We need to
be logical about this.
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,744
We both know we touched
the juice, and
00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:57,648
that's what's causing these
surging emotions.
00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:58,918
Well, I don't
want to fight you
00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:00,386
for it because I'll kill you.
00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:02,357
And I don't
want to outsmart you for it
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,495
because I'll also kill you.
00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,700
But look, whatever we do,
we obviously
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,603
can't let a bowl
get between us.
00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,674
Obviously.
You're my brother.
00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:12,277
Exactly!
00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:15,383
Maybe it will help if
we turn away from it.
00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:22,096
I hate not being
able to see it, though!
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,299
Hey, you tricked me!
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:24,467
I didn't trick you!
00:11:24,569 --> 00:11:26,471
B-Bowl came to me.
00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:31,048
My whole body is
rippling with anticipation.
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,221
I'm competitive, Deliria.
Isn't that amazing?
00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:35,156
I care if I win!
00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:37,160
So do I.
The better you do,
00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:39,231
the more
I'm able to influence people
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:42,304
by using my association
with you as a platform.
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:44,642
You wouldn't believe how
many people have asked me
00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:47,113
about this hat
since I sat down.
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,621
Man O'Horse:
You're going down, Pony Boy.
00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,525
Get ready
to eat my dust.
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,361
And whatever else
falls behind me.
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,498
Ha ha! I just trash talked!
00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:58,537
Centaurs,
on your marks!
00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:01,943
Get set!
Loud noise!
00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:09,124
I think
this is better than sex!
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,871
Wow, this is incredible.
00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,844
I'd never realized how
effervescent your olive skin
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,446
looks in the afternoon sun.
00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:22,518
Wow, I guess
that arrow
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,387
really does its thing, huh?
00:12:24,555 --> 00:12:25,992
No! I mean,
well, yeah, I know
00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,795
intellectually your skin
is average at best,
00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:30,500
but I'm just seeing it
differently--you differently--
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:32,437
and, honestly?
It's awesome.
00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:33,574
It feels good!
00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:35,678
I wish this could last forever!
00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:36,980
Yes, well,
I hear sometimes
00:12:37,113 --> 00:12:38,383
it does stick, apparently.
00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:40,019
I hope it does!
Or, I don't know,
00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:41,756
I guess that's just
the arrow talking.
00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:42,992
But who cares if it is?
00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:45,698
I love this feeling!
I love love!
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,869
Come on, let's do
love stuff for the story!
00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:50,240
Love stuff,
for the story!
00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:53,547
Your slurping
sounds cute.
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,283
What do you think?
4 dogs?
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,720
And we
give them funny voices?
00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,056
Pretend they can talk?
00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,526
I could
scratch your back for hours
00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:00,962
and never complain about it.
00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:03,399
I'm obsessed with
cataloguing our life together.
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,938
Can you put underneath,
"Two souls, one journey.
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,977
One day down with this goober,
a lifetime to go."
00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:11,148
I do not
know how to draw that.
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,286
This is the part where
I want us to have pet names.
00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:14,722
I'll call you Typhoon!
00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:17,394
I'll call you... Tina!
00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:18,730
I love it.
00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:19,933
The part where
we're comfortable
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,570
in each other's silence.
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:22,839
Me meeting your friends.
00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:24,642
You guys, Typhoon and I
were walking in the park
00:13:24,776 --> 00:13:28,249
and he saw this long blade of
grass and said, "Green much?"
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,155
I don't get it.
00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:34,094
Oh, my God,
our first inside joke.
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,831
This has been
the craziest
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,102
few minutes of my life.
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,545
Your gifts
for Bowl are so
00:13:42,678 --> 00:13:44,481
embarrassing and stupid!
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,785
You're making it do work!
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,020
It isn't work for Bowl
00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,790
to have stuff in Bowl.
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,727
That's natural for Bowl.
00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:52,799
What do you know
about bowls, anyway?
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,401
I know
I don't need one
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,005
on my head to breathe.
00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:58,175
You think
that's an insult, but I think
00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,013
that shows how much
better suited
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,415
Bowl and I are for each other.
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,885
So we come
from different worlds.
00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,354
We can easily overcome that.
00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:06,659
You know damn well
if Bowl could talk,
00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,462
Bowl would choose me.
Why?
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,899
'Cause I'm hotter!
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:12,136
You wanna
make it personal, cyclops?
00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,907
I'm proud of
my heritage,
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,878
you sanctimonious fish-head!
00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:18,082
So am I, dumbass!
Idiot!
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,119
Double dumbass!
00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:25,731
Hippocampus and Stupendous:
Whew!
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,574
What are you doing?!
Why would you
do that?!
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:33,312
Stupendous and Hippocampus:
Bowl!
00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:34,716
♪ Cats! ♪
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,017
Typhoony?
Yes, Tina?
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:38,089
I know this
started as--is
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,261
a chemically induced mania,
but it feels so real!
00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:42,865
Real love works
the same way, so it's,
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,933
in some ways, you could say,
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,269
very much a grey area
00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:47,073
and there's essentially
no difference.
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,610
You're totally right!
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,246
I love the way
you think about things.
00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:53,419
And I love you!
Ty--will you marry me?
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,091
Oh, wow!
Uh, but, uh, of course,
00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:59,097
knowing that the reason you're
feeling this way is--
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,868
Yeah,
I'm a grown-up, Ty!
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,404
Are you gonna say no?!
00:15:02,538 --> 00:15:04,040
No! I mean--yes!
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,412
No, I'm not gonna--Yes! Yes!
00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:07,480
He said yes!
00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,498
Bard, will you stop
tuning that damn thing
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,634
and play a wedding song?
00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:21,543
This one is timeless.
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:31,061
Marriage.
The timeless tradition
00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:32,999
where two parents
who were disappointed
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,936
they had a daughter
in the first place
00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,038
hand her off to a man
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,109
in exchange for one to 3 goats.
00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:40,480
Scott, we've
decided not to go traditional.
00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:41,782
We wrote our own vows.
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,054
Tina, I love you.
I love you, too.
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:45,322
And it's
real, the love.
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:46,927
I mean, we've agreed
it doesn't matter
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:48,663
that it's cupid magic.
You know it is.
00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,166
You decided to get hit
by an arrow,
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,337
and you're making this choice
freely as well, you said.
00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:53,907
Yes!
Right, yes.
00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:55,778
This has been gone over,
everybody knows it,
00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:57,781
and it's clear.
Just triple-checking.
00:15:57,848 --> 00:15:59,117
Those were my vows.
Great.
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,821
Now do you two take each other
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,257
to be husband and wife?
00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,059
I object!
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,228
I'm in love with you, Ty!
00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,330
I was there
when you were
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,833
trying to love-trap this skank
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,903
and I ended up getting hit
by an arrow, too.
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,439
OK, love-trap
is going a bit far.
00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,277
And skank!
Right, right.
00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:14,849
Helen's objection is fake
because it just came
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:16,084
from an arrow.
So, let's move on.
00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:17,955
OK, I now
pronounce you--
00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:21,596
I object, too!
I object!
00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:23,065
I'm sorry.
By law
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,002
I have to hear all objections.
00:16:25,102 --> 00:16:26,839
OK, you with the bird.
00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:29,612
Hi.
Charlie, 25, I love you.
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,916
I saw you guys having
your picnic and I got hit.
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,720
I love you so much, Ty!
Hi.
00:16:33,853 --> 00:16:35,256
Put me down
for an objection, too.
00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:37,995
You're all I think about, man.
I got it bad.
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,264
Oh, my God, these guys
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,268
think they're in
love with you, too!
00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:44,374
Oh, my God, these guys think
they're in love with you, too.
00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:46,812
OK, so,
without further ado...
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,084
Actually, Scott...
I object.
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,055
What?
Tina, I wanted you
00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:52,323
to fall in love with me
for real,
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,227
but instead I took a shortcut.
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,998
And the truth is,
I love you too much
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,267
to let you go through
with this.
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,870
Wait, you're dumping me?
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,441
Y-yes, but I'll
love you as long as you live!
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,713
Ya hear that?
The only thing standing
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,584
between us and him is her!
00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:06,853
Kill Tina!
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,259
OK, maybe not
the best choice of words.
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,071
Hey! I didn't realize
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,108
I was in the seniors' race!
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,845
Man O'Horse: You're in
my lane, old man!
00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:21,816
Wrong. You're in mine!
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,840
Man O'Horse: My leg!
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:36,713
Oh, no,
what have I become?
00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,492
How did a lion
fall in love with me?!
00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:47,066
Come on, what's
this really going to solve?
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,170
The problem
of Tina being alive!
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:52,243
You loving
someone who's not me!
00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,283
Umm...
Has it worn off
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,786
for you, too?
Yeah.
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,022
It's just a bowl.
00:17:58,156 --> 00:17:59,692
So,
those horrible things
00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:02,464
we said to each other...
I have an idea.
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,301
What if we don't
dwell on that too much?
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,572
I would love that.
I heard a crash.
00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:08,876
Everything all right?
Oh, what a shame.
00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,212
I loved that bowl.
00:18:10,312 --> 00:18:13,886
So did we, Kolax.
So did we.
00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:16,692
OK.
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,897
Shlub, you did it!
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,266
First place!
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,303
Man O'Horse: Aah!
Yeah, I won,
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,141
but I gotta tell you,
I don't feel great.
00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:25,209
Man O'Horse: I knew you were
00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,314
a bastard.
You broke my leg!
00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,917
Yeah, that's why
I don't feel great.
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,186
Man O'Horse:
Well, you shouldn't.
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,157
I don't.
I just said I don't.
00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:34,529
My competitive side
made me into a monster,
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:37,133
and I'm an actual monster,
so, if I say that,
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,603
I don't say it lightly.
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:39,672
Would you be upset if I
00:18:39,772 --> 00:18:40,840
didn't want to race anymore?
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,244
Darling, of course not.
00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:44,213
I thought it was sexy
when you liked winning,
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,120
but I don't have the patience
to support a tortured man.
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,391
Maybe going
sexless isn't for us.
00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:52,062
Man O'Horse: That's the lesson
you've learned? Unbelievable.
00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:53,499
You know they're
gonna kill me, right?
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,470
I can't race anymore.
They're gonna kill me.
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:59,378
This is the worst way
I can go.
00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:02,684
Shall we go
and ruin our sexless cabin?
00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:03,986
Every room.
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,934
We should
be safe in here.
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,370
This door
was built specifically
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,040
with angry mobs in mind.
00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:17,313
So... maybe not in love
with me anymore?
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,552
Nope, the fear
kicked it right out of me.
00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:22,824
So, you... made sure you were
the one I fell in love with
00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,595
because you want to date me?
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:27,635
Every word
of that is accurate.
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:30,273
Even knowing it
eventually wears off?
00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:31,575
Sometimes it sticks.
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,012
I guess
this is flattering...
00:19:33,145 --> 00:19:34,281
Yes!
in a weird,
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:35,951
sorta gross way...
Well...
00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,654
and I was looking
for a story...
00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:39,157
Do you think
in the story, you could
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,529
make me... not pathetic?
00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,034
Who's buying that vase?
You know what, though?
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,171
I get the appeal of this
whole love thing now.
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:47,541
You do?
Yeah, conceptually.
00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:49,277
But it kinda makes you dumb
and it definitely
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,714
causes more trouble
than it's worth.
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,684
Yeah, that juice ain't
worth the squeeze.
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:55,256
I am kinda curious now,
though, about just dating,
00:19:55,356 --> 00:19:57,026
like without
the stupid love stuff.
00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,063
Maybe the next time I'm in
town, you can ask me to dinner
00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,165
instead of continually
trying to
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,467
trick me into being with you.
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,439
Ask someone
to dinner... huh!
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,909
Hey, Tina... when this is
all over, would you
00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,378
maybe wanna get dinner with me?
00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:07,948
I said next time.
Yes, of course.
00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:10,152
And I said maybe.
Yeah, I regretted it
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,156
as soon as I asked.
00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:14,460
I have good news--
Tina and I aren't happening.
00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:17,333
So, I'm here for you,
my beautiful citizens.
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,505
Hi, Charlie, 25,
you know what?
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,241
It's starting to wear off.
00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,078
Yeah, were you
always this short?
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,414
I still love you, Ty.
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,685
You're not
a person to me, Scott.
00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:34,000
Whoa, whoa, easy there!
You got this.
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,472
Man O'Horse: Got what, Donna?!
What do you mean?
00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:38,074
Man O'Horse: You don't
have to sugarcube it.
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,246
You're gonna kill me.
Kill you?
00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:42,216
Man O'Horse: They kill
horses who can't run!
00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,722
Horses, maybe,
but you're not a horse.
00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:47,762
You're one thing more
than just a horse.
00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:50,099
Man O'Horse: OK, fine.
But I'm a racer, Donna,
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:51,368
a stampeder!
00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:53,271
I don't even know
what I am without that!
00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:55,476
Then maybe it's
time to find out.
00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:57,814
Have you never thought about
what you'd do
00:20:57,914 --> 00:20:59,283
if you weren't a stampeder?
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,154
Man O'Horse: Well,
sure I have, but--
00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:02,625
Tell me.
00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:04,962
Man O'Horse: I wanted kids.
Never had the time for it.
00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:08,068
I guess I spent so much
time running... maybe I was--
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,938
Running
away from yourself?
00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:12,878
Close your eyes.
Picture it.
00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:14,748
Your life--as a father.
00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:17,621
Man O'Horse: I can hear them.
Clip-clopping down the hall.
00:21:17,722 --> 00:21:20,392
I've got so much living
to do, Donna!
00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:22,296
That's right,
Man O'Horse!
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,008
Uhh... ooh, there's
no cure for centaur flu.
00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:29,244
Man O'Horse:
Just make it quick.
00:21:29,377 --> 00:21:30,947
I don't know how.
00:21:31,114 --> 00:21:32,717
Dan Harmon: Did you get
any of that?
00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,324
Bento!
eng__SDH.srt
eng__SDH.srt
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Lookout Man 2: Can I see?
Lookout Man 1: No, it's mine.
00:00:14,061 --> 00:00:15,565
I brought it from home.
Get away from me.
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Tyrannis: OK, OK, yes,
the rumors are true.
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The Erotes are coming.
Do not panic.
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Joshua: Why would
cupids make us panic?
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Tyrannis: They're called
Erotes, Joshua.
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Why do you want
to call them "cupids"?
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Joshua: Because
they're stupid cute!
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Citizens: Aww!
Tyrannis: No, don't
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"aww" in agreement.
They're not cute.
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This is a serious emergency!
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Scott: You said not to panic!
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Tyrannis: Well,
you over-corrected, Scott.
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You know, there's not just
two levels of panic.
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Hippocampus: There's 8!
Tyrannis: An Erote arrow will
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make you fall madly,
insanely in love
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with whoever you're
looking at at the time.
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[Citizens murmur in excitement]
Tyrannis: Not necessarily
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your husband or girlfriend
or whoever.
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It could be a total stranger!
[Citizens cheer]
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Tyrannis: No, you'll be
so in love with this person
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who just happened to be
in front of you,
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you'll temporarily forget
your job,
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your spouse, your whole life!
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[Citizens cheer]
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Tyrannis: You won't be
cheering if you
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end up falling in love
with a relative!
00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:03,227
[Citizens cheers]
Tyrannis: OK, that was a
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nonzero amount of cheering.
00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:07,167
Have we not learned that
sex with relatives is bad?
00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,873
We did a whole
public-service mural about it.
00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:11,944
Joshua: The mural
is confusing.
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How are we supposed
to know they're related?
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Tyrannis: They have
the same nose!
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Look, if you want to get
shot by deranged babies,
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I can't stop you.
But I can't let you destroy
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the social fabric of our city.
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Therefore, I am forced to
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declare this week "Love Week."
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And since everyone knows
Weeks have rules,
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that's what makes
a Week a Week--
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[Citizens murmur in agreement]
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Tyrannis: the first rule
of Love Week
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will be: "no hard feelings."
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Anyone with hard feelings
will be imprisoned.
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Donna, our relationship
counselor, will be working
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overtime to pick up the pieces
of your shattered marriages
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and shattered
extramarital affairs.
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Donna: Hello.
Tyrannis: Anyone who doesn't
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want to get hit, stay indoors,
or get ready to have your
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lives turned upside down.
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Lookout Man 2:
Ooh!
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Lookout Man 1: I've been
on lookout my whole life
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and I never spotted what
was right in front of me.
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Lookout Man 2: I did...I did.
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Singers: ♪ Huh ♪
00:02:17,174 --> 00:02:19,613
♪ Huh huh ♪
00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:22,050
♪ Huh huh huh ♪
00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,455
♪ Whoo! ♪
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Ted: Hey, look!
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Philomena: Shoot me, baby!
Shoot me!
00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,202
Oh!
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Miriam: I love you!
Brutus: We'll figure it out!
00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:34,943
I mean, I gotta tell my wife...
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Shelly: No, it's fine.
00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,348
I fell in love, too!
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Hermit: I keep telling you
I'm a hermit.
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I'm very, very sick.
00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:43,193
Shelly: I can change him.
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Deliria: Tyrannis, what's
different about you?
Did you get shorter?
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Tyrannis: Could you mean
that I'm sitting in a basket
and wearing a bowl on my head?
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Deliria: Hmm...no,
I definitely think
you got shorter.
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Tyrannis: This is
for protection.
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I don't want to get hit
with one of those arrows.
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Shlub: Understandable.
00:02:57,722 --> 00:02:59,325
You've had more than
your share of
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one-sided relationships
and unrequited love,
00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:04,503
including
the magically induced kind.
00:03:04,603 --> 00:03:06,406
Deliria: Has he?
Sometimes I feel like no one
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in this family
pays attention when I say
00:03:08,176 --> 00:03:09,679
I don't pay attention to
anyone in this family.
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Shlub: I can see you not
wanting to get love-struck,
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but why not get out there
and let
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someone else fall in love
with you?
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Tyrannis: Because
that's cheating.
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Everyone knows you don't try to
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love-trap someone
during Love Week.
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Besides, it's fake love.
00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,835
I want the real thing,
00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,137
and Donna says I deserve it.
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Shlub: Yes, but
sometimes it sticks.
00:03:24,141 --> 00:03:25,978
I know several couples
who started off
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being shot by a flying baby.
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Tyrannis: Why aren't
you out there, then?
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Seems like sticking to strangers
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is kind of "your thing."
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Deliria: Oh, this
is amateur hour.
00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,896
Shlub: Right.
No place for a couple of
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super smash bros
like ourselves.
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And I'll have you know,
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I have a lot of "things"
that aren't sex.
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Tyrannis: Name one.
Drinking doesn't count.
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Deliria: Don't listen to him.
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He's just upset
because he got shorter.
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Your father and I are
full of "things."
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Passions, even.
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That's why we're off to our
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sexless cabin for the night.
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Scott: King Ty,
there's a reporter outside
asking to talk to you.
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Tyrannis: I don't talk to
the press unless they promise
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not to draw me crying.
I don't cry that much!
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And when I do, the tears
don't spray out
00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:03,252
like they're always drawing it.
00:04:03,352 --> 00:04:06,158
Scott: It's just that one
reporter from "Ice Week."
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Tyrannis: Tina? Tina's here?
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Stupendous: That lady you
got a huge crush on?
00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:10,902
Tyrannis:
It's not a "huge crush."
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We had some chemistry.
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Shlub: Some chemistry?
You told me you'd do
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anything to be with her.
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Stupendous: Yeah,
you sent that messenger
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to go tell her,
"Thinking of you every night
00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:20,888
"just kidding just kidding but
00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:23,059
how are you haha just kidding."
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Tyrannis: Well, maybe this
is her finally responding.
00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,637
Tell her, "New messenger
who's this just kidding
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rolling on the decorative mosaic
laughing be right out."
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Stupendous: Whoa, you got
one of their arrows?
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Hippocampus: Yeah, I want
to study this stuff.
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If I can harness this
technology, we can do
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so much beyond just arrows.
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Bombs that cause happiness,
00:04:42,932 --> 00:04:44,268
smoke that causes fear...
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Stupendous: Can we infect cats
to make them
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a little more silly
and a little less evil?
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Because something real bad is
going on with those things.
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Hippocampus: Sure.
Now, stand back.
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This requires
a very gentle touch.
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Ahem.
00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,404
Stupendous: Hippo, are you OK?
00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,974
Hippocampus: This is gonna
sound absurd to you,
00:05:04,107 --> 00:05:05,878
but I am
in love with this bowl.
00:05:06,011 --> 00:05:08,416
Stupendous: What? What's so
special about this bowl?
00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,387
Hippocampus: I don't know.
There's nothing special
00:05:10,487 --> 00:05:12,257
about it, but I love it.
00:05:12,324 --> 00:05:14,730
It's the weirdest thing.
It's just a stupid bowl.
00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:16,432
Stupendous: Don't you dare
call this
00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:19,371
gorgeous perfect bowl stupid.
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Hippocampus: Oh, no.
We both touched the juice.
00:05:21,409 --> 00:05:24,047
Now we're both in love
with the bowl.
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Stupendous: Ut-oh!
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Shlub: Thank you for
indulging me in a little trot.
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I feel it's the ideal start
to a relaxing, sexless retreat.
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Deliria: Oh, I don't
mind it at all.
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It's more scenic
and you don't get
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as many bugs in your teeth.
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Shlub: Do you think
the kids are right?
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Are we such passionate lovers
00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,721
that we have no other passions?
00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,423
Oh, no.
Deliria: What is going on?
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Shlub: Well, it sounds
like a stampede.
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And if it is...
I'm joining in!
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Deliria: Shlub,
where are you going?!
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Shlub: I don't know.
It's a stampede.
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My horse parts
are in charge now.
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It's like when I get spooked,
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which famously happens to me--
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one of my
main characteristics,
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getting spooked!
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Man O'Horse: Who are you
and where did you come from?
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Shlub: I'm Shlub.
I'm on my way with my wife
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to a sexless cabin, but I simply
cannot pass up a stampede.
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Man O'Horse: Sexless?
With those haunches?
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Shlub: It's not what you think.
We have plenty of sex.
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So much so that we force
ourselves to take breaks.
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It brings us closer
on an emotional level,
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and gives the troops time
to reload the cannons.
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Man O'Horse: Whoa!
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[Crowd cheering]
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Shlub: It's over? Already!
00:06:31,382 --> 00:06:32,685
I could go on all day.
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Official: We have a winner!
The mantitaur who joined
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halfway through the race!
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[Crowd cheers]
Shlub: Winner?
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What the hell is
he talking about?
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Man O'Horse: That
was a competitive stampede
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back there, and you beat me.
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You beat
the great Man O'Horse.
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Deliria: Darling, I have never
seen anything move so fast!
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Shlub: Wow!
I've never had anything
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other than sex and drinking
that I was any good at,
00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:55,030
but this, this winning feeling?
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It's amazing.
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Man O'Horse: You're
telling me that you're
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on your way to a sexless cabin
00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:00,909
while in the same breath
talking about
00:07:01,042 --> 00:07:03,580
how much sex you have?
Buddy, it's confusing.
00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,319
But one thing that isn't
confusing--your talent.
00:07:06,453 --> 00:07:07,555
I want a rematch.
00:07:07,655 --> 00:07:08,924
Shlub: Would you mind,
my darling, if we
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put off our getaway so I
can explore this
00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:13,867
recently discovered
competitive instinct?
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As far as I can tell,
it's also sexless.
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Deliria: Mind?
I think you have to!
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This could be your thing,
your--your other passion!
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And I can't believe
I'm saying this, but it was
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thrilling to be
on the sidelines.
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You see, usually I'm the star
of this little show.
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Man O'Horse: Lady, I don't
need to hear your life story.
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Deliria: Oh!
Sidelined once again!
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[Laughs]
Ooh, what a silly new feeling!
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Tyrannis: Tina!
What brings you here?
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Tina: Work, what else?
Life of a reporter.
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Tyrannis: Ah, so you're here
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to do a story about the Erotes.
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Tina: Yeah, can I get a quote?
Something that can be
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boiled down to a couple
stick drawings?
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Tyrannis: We're doing what
we can to protect ourselves,
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and I'll be relieved
to see them go.
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Tina: Hmm.
OK. I see this as
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a bigger story about the whole
idea of romantic love.
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Like, what even is it?
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One minute you're
living your life.
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The next minute
you're devoting yourself
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to someone else?
It makes no logical sense.
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Tyrannis: Are you saying
you're not even
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open to the possibility of love?
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Tina: I don't have time for it.
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I'm too serious about my career.
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But what I'm gonna do is
fall in love for my story.
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I'm gonna get shot by an Erote
and write about how it feels.
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Tyrannis: Oh?
Do you have anyone in mind?
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Tina: I'll fall for
whoever, I guess.
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I mean, that's
the experience, right?
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The temporary sensation of
love with a total stranger?
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Tyrannis: Sure, sounds like
a great story,
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for you and that
total stranger.
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Tina: Well, next time you
see me, I'll be in love.
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Tyrannis: Yup.
Happy hunting. Oh,
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did you get that
quote you wanted?
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Tina: Sure!
Donna: Ty, what are you doing?
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"Nobody should be alone
during Love Week."
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Follow her!
Tyrannis: What?
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Donna: Just admit it.
You want to be
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the guy she falls in love with.
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Trust me, I'm an empath.
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Tyrannis: Yes, I do want
her to fall in love
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with me, but not like this.
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Not as some assignment
for a story
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and it's gonna
wear off anyway.
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Donna: Sometimes it sticks.
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And you'll never
forgive yourself
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if it sticks with someone else.
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Trust me, I'm
a licensed astrologist.
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Unless you think
astrology is fake,
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in which case,
I'm a licensed healer.
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Tyrannis: But wouldn't it be
a little unethical?
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Donna: How so?
Tyrannis: Well...
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Donna: If you can't
articulate it,
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I'd say it's a grey area.
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Tyrannis: A grey area. Hmm.
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Could you say that
a little more officially?
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Donna: It's officially
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a grey area.
Trust me, I--
00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:17,481
Tyrannis: The more you say
"trust me," the less I do.
00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:19,418
Thank you!
I'm off to put myself
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in front of the woman
who's planning to
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fall in love with
whoever happens to be
00:09:22,691 --> 00:09:24,028
in front of her at the time.
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It's a grey area,
which means it's OK!
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Child: Grandma,
how come you don't
00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,446
want to get hit
with a love arrow?
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Grandma: Well, little one,
00:09:34,682 --> 00:09:36,319
after your grandfather died,
00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:38,156
I knew then
and there I would--
00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:40,127
Oh! Get off me!
00:09:40,227 --> 00:09:41,395
Hey, you there!
00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:43,033
Come give Grams a kissy!
Young man: Ahhh!
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,638
Child: Grammy, no, that's Dad!
He's your son!
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Grandma: Look at that nose!
Oh, yeah!
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Tyrannis: Hey there,
how goes the story?
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Have you decided who you're
gonna fall in love with yet?
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Tina: Well, it'll just be
whoever I'm looking at
00:09:53,621 --> 00:09:55,490
when I get hit, right?
Although the babies
00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:57,027
seem to be avoiding me.
00:09:57,127 --> 00:09:59,231
I must be giving off
a "career girl" vibe.
00:09:59,297 --> 00:10:02,071
Should I giggle? [Giggles]
I can't pull it off.
00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:03,908
Tyrannis: I hear
they're attracted to red.
00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:05,511
Tina: Oh, good tip.
How much for this?
00:10:05,645 --> 00:10:06,846
Tyrannis: Never you mind.
I'll pay for it.
00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:08,383
But make sure you
watch me pay for it.
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,387
I'm adorable when
I pay for these things.
00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:11,856
Ted: Uhh!
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:15,898
King Ty, I never
noticed your eyes.
00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:18,069
Tyrannis: Not now.
Tina: Oh, what is this fruit?
00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:19,672
Helen: That's a--
Tyrannis: Cantaloupe.
00:10:19,772 --> 00:10:21,342
Helen: Calabash.
Tyrannis: These beautiful fruits
00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,814
are native to Krapopolis.
Helen: Sailors brought 'em.
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,050
Didn't recognize the language.
00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,520
Tyrannis:
And they're delicious raw.
00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:27,822
Helen: They are poisonous raw.
00:10:27,956 --> 00:10:29,559
Tyrannis: Don't
overrule me, Helen.
00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:31,328
[Helen gasps]
I didn't even
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think you knew my name!
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,738
Tina: I don't think your third
nipple is a story per se.
00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:38,008
Scott:
Mine gives milk, though.
00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:41,181
Uhh!
Tyrannis: Sorry.
00:10:41,315 --> 00:10:42,317
I thought he was attacking you.
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:43,587
Are you OK?
Tina: Yeah.
00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:45,423
And--Oh, wow. Ty!
00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:47,160
What is this feeling?
I think...
00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:48,362
I may be in love with you!
00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:50,032
I guess my story's gonna
be about us.
00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,571
Scott: That beats
my drippy nippy?
00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,074
Hippocampus: We need to
be logical about this.
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,744
We both know we touched
the juice, and
00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:57,648
that's what's causing these
surging emotions.
00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:58,918
Stupendous: Well, I don't
want to fight you
00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:00,386
for it because I'll kill you.
00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:02,357
Hippocampus: And I don't
want to outsmart you for it
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,495
because I'll also kill you.
00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,700
But look, whatever we do,
we obviously
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,603
can't let a bowl
get between us.
00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,674
Stupendous: Obviously.
You're my brother.
00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:12,277
Hippocampus: Exactly!
00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:15,383
Maybe it will help if
we turn away from it.
00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:22,096
Stupendous: I hate not being
able to see it, though!
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,299
Hey, you tricked me!
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:24,467
Hippocampus: I didn't trick you!
00:11:24,569 --> 00:11:26,471
B-Bowl came to me.
00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:31,048
Shlub: My whole body is
rippling with anticipation.
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,221
I'm competitive, Deliria.
Isn't that amazing?
00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:35,156
I care if I win!
00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:37,160
Deliria: So do I.
The better you do,
00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:39,231
the more
I'm able to influence people
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:42,304
by using my association
with you as a platform.
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:44,642
You wouldn't believe how
many people have asked me
00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:47,113
about this hat
since I sat down.
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,621
Man O'Horse:
You're going down, Pony Boy.
00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,525
Shlub: Get ready
to eat my dust.
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,361
And whatever else
falls behind me.
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,498
Ha ha! I just trash talked!
00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:58,537
Official: Centaurs,
on your marks!
00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:01,943
Get set!
Loud noise!
00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:09,124
Shlub: I think
this is better than sex!
00:12:09,725 --> 00:12:12,163
[Tyrannis and Tina kissing]
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,871
Tina: Wow, this is incredible.
00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,844
I'd never realized how
effervescent your olive skin
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,446
looks in the afternoon sun.
00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:22,518
Tyrannis: Wow, I guess
that arrow
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,387
really does its thing, huh?
00:12:24,555 --> 00:12:25,992
Tina: No! I mean,
well, yeah, I know
00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,795
intellectually your skin
is average at best,
00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:30,500
but I'm just seeing it
differently--you differently--
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:32,437
and, honestly?
It's awesome.
00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:33,574
It feels good!
00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:35,678
I wish this could last forever!
00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:36,980
Tyrannis: Yes, well,
I hear sometimes
00:12:37,113 --> 00:12:38,383
it does stick, apparently.
00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:40,019
Tina: I hope it does!
Or, I don't know,
00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:41,756
I guess that's just
the arrow talking.
00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:42,992
But who cares if it is?
00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:45,698
I love this feeling!
I love love!
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,869
Come on, let's do
love stuff for the story!
00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:50,240
Tyrannis: Love stuff,
for the story!
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,475
[Slurping]
00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:53,547
Tina: Your slurping
sounds cute.
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,283
What do you think?
4 dogs?
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,720
Tyrannis: And we
give them funny voices?
00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,056
Pretend they can talk?
00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,526
Tina: I could
scratch your back for hours
00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:00,962
and never complain about it.
00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:03,399
I'm obsessed with
cataloguing our life together.
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,938
Can you put underneath,
"Two souls, one journey.
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,977
One day down with this goober,
a lifetime to go."
00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:11,148
Painter: I do not
know how to draw that.
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,286
Tina: This is the part where
I want us to have pet names.
00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:14,722
I'll call you Typhoon!
00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:17,394
Tyrannis: I'll call you...Tina!
00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:18,730
Tina: I love it.
00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:19,933
The part where
we're comfortable
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,570
in each other's silence.
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:22,839
Me meeting your friends.
00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:24,642
You guys, Typhoon and I
were walking in the park
00:13:24,776 --> 00:13:28,249
and he saw this long blade of
grass and said, "Green much?"
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,155
[Tyrannis and Tina laugh]
Joshua: I don't get it.
00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:34,094
Tina: Oh, my God,
our first inside joke.
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,831
Tyrannis: This has been
the craziest
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,102
few minutes of my life.
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,545
Stupendous: Your gifts
for Bowl are so
00:13:42,678 --> 00:13:44,481
embarrassing and stupid!
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,785
You're making it do work!
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,020
Hippocampus:
It isn't work for Bowl
00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,790
to have stuff in Bowl.
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,727
That's natural for Bowl.
00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:52,799
What do you know
about bowls, anyway?
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,401
Stupendous: I know
I don't need one
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,005
on my head to breathe.
00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:58,175
Hippocampus: You think
that's an insult, but I think
00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,013
that shows how much
better suited
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,415
Bowl and I are for each other.
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,885
Stupendous: So we come
from different worlds.
00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,354
We can easily overcome that.
00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:06,659
You know damn well
if Bowl could talk,
00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,462
Bowl would choose me.
Hippocampus: Why?
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,899
Stupendous: 'Cause I'm hotter!
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:12,136
Hippocampus: You wanna
make it personal, cyclops?
00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,907
Stupendous: I'm proud of
my heritage,
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,878
you sanctimonious fish-head!
00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:18,082
Hippocampus: So am I, dumbass!
Stupendous: Idiot!
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,119
Hippocampus: Double dumbass!
00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:25,731
Hippocampus and Stupendous:
Whew!
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,168
[Cat meowing]
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,574
Stupendous: What are you doing?!
Hippocampus: Why would you
do that?!
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:33,312
Stupendous and Hippocampus:
Bowl!
00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:34,716
Singer: ♪ Cats! ♪
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,017
Tina: Typhoony?
Tyrannis: Yes, Tina?
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:38,089
Tina: I know this
started as--is
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,261
a chemically induced mania,
but it feels so real!
00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:42,865
Tyrannis: Real love works
the same way, so it's,
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,933
in some ways, you could say,
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,269
very much a grey area
00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:47,073
and there's essentially
no difference.
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,610
Tina: You're totally right!
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,246
I love the way
you think about things.
00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:53,419
And I love you!
Ty--will you marry me?
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,091
Tyrannis: Oh, wow!
Uh, but, uh, of course,
00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:59,097
knowing that the reason you're
feeling this way is--
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,868
Tina: Yeah,
I'm a grown-up, Ty!
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,404
Are you gonna say no?!
00:15:02,538 --> 00:15:04,040
Tyrannis: No! I mean--yes!
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,412
No, I'm not gonna--Yes! Yes!
00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:07,480
He said yes!
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,583
[Men cheering]
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,428
♪
00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,498
Tyrannis: Bard, will you stop
tuning that damn thing
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,634
and play a wedding song?
00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,972
[Bard playing "Baby Shark"]
00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:21,543
Bard: This one is timeless.
00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:23,980
[Song continues]
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:31,061
Scott: Marriage.
The timeless tradition
00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:32,999
where two parents
who were disappointed
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,936
they had a daughter
in the first place
00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,038
hand her off to a man
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,109
in exchange for one to 3 goats.
00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:40,480
Tyrannis: Scott, we've
decided not to go traditional.
00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:41,782
We wrote our own vows.
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,054
Tina, I love you.
Tina: I love you, too.
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:45,322
Tyrannis: And it's
real, the love.
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:46,927
I mean, we've agreed
it doesn't matter
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:48,663
that it's cupid magic.
You know it is.
00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,166
You decided to get hit
by an arrow,
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,337
and you're making this choice
freely as well, you said.
00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:53,907
Tina: Yes!
Tyrannis: Right, yes.
00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:55,778
This has been gone over,
everybody knows it,
00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:57,781
and it's clear.
Just triple-checking.
00:15:57,848 --> 00:15:59,117
Those were my vows.
Scott: Great.
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,821
Now do you two take each other
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,257
to be husband and wife?
00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,059
Helen: I object!
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,228
I'm in love with you, Ty!
00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,330
I was there
when you were
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,833
trying to love-trap this skank
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,903
and I ended up getting hit
by an arrow, too.
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,439
Tyrannis: OK, love-trap
is going a bit far.
00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,277
Tina: And skank!
Tyrannis: Right, right.
00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:14,849
Helen's objection is fake
because it just came
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:16,084
from an arrow.
So, let's move on.
00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:17,955
Scott: OK, I now
pronounce you--
00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:21,596
Ted: I object, too!
Crowd: I object!
00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:23,065
Scott: I'm sorry.
By law
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,002
I have to hear all objections.
00:16:25,102 --> 00:16:26,839
OK, you with the bird.
00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:29,612
Charlie: Hi.
Charlie, 25, I love you.
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,916
I saw you guys having
your picnic and I got hit.
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,720
I love you so much, Ty!
Painter: Hi.
00:16:33,853 --> 00:16:35,256
Put me down
for an objection, too.
00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:37,995
You're all I think about, man.
I got it bad.
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,264
Tina: Oh, my God, these guys
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,268
think they're in
love with you, too!
00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:44,374
Oh, my God, these guys think
they're in love with you, too.
00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:46,812
Scott: OK, so,
without further ado...
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,084
Tyrannis: Actually, Scott...
I object.
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,055
Tina: What?
Tyrannis: Tina, I wanted you
00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:52,323
to fall in love with me
for real,
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,227
but instead I took a shortcut.
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,998
And the truth is,
I love you too much
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,267
to let you go through
with this.
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,870
Tina: Wait, you're dumping me?
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,441
Tyrannis: Y-yes, but I'll
love you as long as you live!
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,713
Ted: Ya hear that?
The only thing standing
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,584
between us and him is her!
00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:06,853
Helen: Kill Tina!
00:17:06,953 --> 00:17:08,455
[Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,259
Tyrannis: OK, maybe not
the best choice of words.
00:17:10,393 --> 00:17:11,997
[Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,200
[Racers grunt]
[Deliria giggles]
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,071
[Creak]
Shlub: Hey! I didn't realize
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,108
I was in the seniors' race!
[Chuckles]
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,845
Man O'Horse: You're in
my lane, old man!
00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:21,816
Shlub: Wrong. You're in mine!
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,726
[Man O'Horse groaning]
00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:29,364
[Grunting, screaming]
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,703
[Crowd cheering]
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,840
Man O'Horse: My leg!
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:36,713
Shlub: Oh, no,
what have I become?
00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:39,250
[Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,492
Tyrannis: How did a lion
fall in love with me?!
00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:47,066
Tyrannis: Come on, what's
this really going to solve?
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,170
Painter: The problem
of Tina being alive!
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:52,243
Helen: You loving
someone who's not me!
00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,283
Hippocampus: Umm...
Stupendous: Has it worn off
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,786
for you, too?
Hippocampus: Yeah.
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,022
It's just a bowl.
00:17:58,156 --> 00:17:59,692
Stupendous: So,
those horrible things
00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:02,464
we said to each other...
Hippocampus: I have an idea.
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,301
What if we don't
dwell on that too much?
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,572
Stupendous: I would love that.
Kolax: I heard a crash.
00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:08,876
Everything all right?
Oh, what a shame.
00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,212
I loved that bowl.
00:18:10,312 --> 00:18:13,886
Stupendous: So did we, Kolax.
So did we.
00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:16,692
Kolax: OK.
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,897
Deliria: Shlub, you did it!
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,266
First place!
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,303
Man O'Horse: Aah!
Shlub: Yeah, I won,
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,141
but I gotta tell you,
I don't feel great.
00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:25,209
Man O'Horse: I knew you were
00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,314
a bastard.
You broke my leg!
00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,917
Shlub: Yeah, that's why
I don't feel great.
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,186
Man O'Horse:
Well, you shouldn't.
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,157
Shlub: I don't.
I just said I don't.
00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:34,529
My competitive side
made me into a monster,
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:37,133
and I'm an actual monster,
so, if I say that,
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,603
I don't say it lightly.
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:39,672
Would you be upset if I
00:18:39,772 --> 00:18:40,840
didn't want to race anymore?
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,244
Deliria:
Darling, of course not.
00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:44,213
I thought it was sexy
when you liked winning,
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,120
but I don't have the patience
to support a tortured man.
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,391
Shlub: Maybe going
sexless isn't for us.
00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:52,062
Man O'Horse: That's the lesson
you've learned? Unbelievable.
00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:53,499
You know they're
gonna kill me, right?
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,470
I can't race anymore.
They're gonna kill me.
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:59,378
This is the worst way
I can go. [Crying]
00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:02,684
Deliria: Shall we go
and ruin our sexless cabin?
00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:03,986
Shlub: Every room.
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,191
[Man O'Horse yells]
00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,629
[Crowd yelling]
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,934
Tyrannis: We should
be safe in here.
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,370
This door
was built specifically
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,040
with angry mobs in mind.
00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:17,313
So...maybe not in love
with me anymore?
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,552
Tina: Nope, the fear
kicked it right out of me.
00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:22,824
So, you...made sure you were
the one I fell in love with
00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,595
because you want to date me?
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:27,635
Tyrannis: Every word
of that is accurate.
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:30,273
Tina: Even knowing it
eventually wears off?
00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:31,575
Tyrannis: Sometimes it sticks.
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,012
Tina: I guess
this is flattering...
00:19:33,145 --> 00:19:34,281
Tyrannis: Yes!
Tina: in a weird,
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:35,951
sorta gross way...
Tyrannis: Well...
00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,654
Tina: and I was looking
for a story...
00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:39,157
Tyrannis: Do you think
in the story, you could
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,529
make me...not pathetic?
00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,034
Tina: Who's buying that vase?
You know what, though?
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,171
I get the appeal of this
whole love thing now.
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:47,541
Tyrannis: You do?
Tina: Yeah, conceptually.
00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:49,277
But it kinda makes you dumb
and it definitely
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,714
causes more trouble
than it's worth.
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,684
Yeah, that juice ain't
worth the squeeze.
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:55,256
I am kinda curious now,
though, about just dating,
00:19:55,356 --> 00:19:57,026
like without
the stupid love stuff.
00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,063
Maybe the next time I'm in
town, you can ask me to dinner
00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,165
instead of continually
trying to
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,467
trick me into being with you.
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,439
Tyrannis: Ask someone
to dinner...huh!
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,909
Hey, Tina...when this is
all over, would you
00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,378
maybe wanna get dinner with me?
00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:07,948
Tina: I said next time.
Tyrannis: Yes, of course.
00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:10,152
Tina: And I said maybe.
Tyrannis: Yeah, I regretted it
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,156
as soon as I asked.
00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:14,460
I have good news--
Tina and I aren't happening.
00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:17,333
So, I'm here for you,
my beautiful citizens.
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,505
Charlie: Hi, Charlie, 25,
you know what?
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,241
It's starting to wear off.
00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,078
Helen: Yeah, were you
always this short?
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,414
Scott: I still love you, Ty.
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,685
Tyrannis: You're not
a person to me, Scott.
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:31,529
[Man O'Horse screams]
00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:34,000
Donna: Whoa, whoa, easy there!
You got this.
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,472
Man O'Horse: Got what, Donna?!
Donna: What do you mean?
00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:38,074
Man O'Horse: You don't
have to sugarcube it.
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,246
You're gonna kill me.
Donna: Kill you?
00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:42,216
Man O'Horse: They kill
horses who can't run!
00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,722
Donna: Horses, maybe,
but you're not a horse.
00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:47,762
You're one thing more
than just a horse.
00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:50,099
Man O'Horse: OK, fine.
But I'm a racer, Donna,
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:51,368
a stampeder!
00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:53,271
I don't even know
what I am without that!
00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:55,476
Donna: Then maybe it's
time to find out.
00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:57,814
Have you never thought about
what you'd do
00:20:57,914 --> 00:20:59,283
if you weren't a stampeder?
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,154
Man O'Horse: Well,
sure I have, but--
00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:02,625
Donna: Tell me.
00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:04,962
Man O'Horse: I wanted kids.
Never had the time for it.
00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:08,068
I guess I spent so much
time running...maybe I was--
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,938
Donna: Running
away from yourself?
00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:12,878
Close your eyes.
Picture it.
00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:14,748
Your life--as a father.
00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:17,621
Man O'Horse: I can hear them.
Clip-clopping down the hall.
00:21:17,722 --> 00:21:20,392
I've got so much living
to do, Donna!
00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:22,296
Donna: That's right,
Man O'Horse!
00:21:22,396 --> 00:21:23,700
[Man O'Horse sneezes]
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,008
Donna: Uhh...ooh, there's
no cure for centaur flu.
00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:29,244
Man O'Horse:
Just make it quick.
00:21:29,377 --> 00:21:30,947
Donna: I don't know how.
00:21:31,114 --> 00:21:32,717
Dan Harmon: Did you get
any of that?
00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,324
Voice: Bento!
[Cheering]
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